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hardeyincah: BIBIRE for Sango, Poly ibadan. Classics for iwo road....

Passed that place this afternoon and decided to investigate. I am afraid Bibire is a nasty smelly stuffy place, not conducive for eating by human beings. Will not go there again.

youngprofdguru: What's front-page n why wud topics like dis make front-page?

What are you doing here.? You don't have work to do ? Nairaland was not created for your sole pleasure you know? Bugger off!

Pipsland78: 1) Mama Ope at Mokola
2) Mama Soji at Eleyele
3) Iya Ala at Molete
4) Iya Ope at Odo Ona (not same as mama Ope)
5) Ori oke Mokola (Mokola hill) beside the Cultural Centre.
6) Martha's Kitchen beside Book Sellers along Dugbe Jericho road. A plate is #1,500 flat.
7) Chinese restaurant at Jericho and another at Ring Road beside Bubble club.
Skye bank amala and Ojunrin amala both around Bodija market
9) Lebanese food at Foodies located at Jericho, not far from Adamasingba stadium.
10) Iya Dunni at Challenge

Thank me later.

I will thank you now nevertheless. The directions are rather vague however. Do you have exact addresses or landmarks near the location of each of them. I know Booksellers so I ca locate martha's. I also know Mama Ope at Mokola. Apparently the Chinese restaurant at Ring Road has closed down ? I could not find Bubble club.

Please NO Kfc, Mr Biggs, Shoprite, Chicken minini ... or any place which has meat pie and donuts on the premises. Is there any other ethnic restaurants in Ibadan ? Chinese, Indian, Italian etc ?

4tunebest: Foodco @ Bodija, Jericho, Idi-ape and Shoprite @ Dugbe. These are the ones I know. There is Mama Soji and Mama Ope restaurant @ eleyele and mokola resp

Are they open on Christmas day ? Foodco might not open. Shoprite ? No thanks .
I know Mama Ope is ok . I don't know mama Soji. Where is it located ?

I am spending Christmas in Ibadan. Does anyone know any good restaurants that will be open on Christmas day?

You see better companies for ground go throw your money inside DAAR . Them tight you?

Israelmossaic: B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G News!!!
Gov Amaechi Expecting A Baby From Soyinka's Daughter.

**Prof Soyinka's Daughter moves finally to Port Harcourt.

Some weeks ago, Jagajaga reported that he is Investigating a certain South South governor after he was tipped off by his sources about some extra marital affairs going on in the governor's household.
Jagajaga can now tell you that the governor of Rivers state, Chibuike Amaechi is expecting a baby .
The expecting mother is the daughter of Professor Wole Soyinka who has been living in the Government House for sometime now.

Amaechi was reported nursing the intention of taking Soyinka's daughter as his second, at the height of the domestic problem with his wife Judith.
Mrs Judith Amaechi ran overseas to avoid his abusing husband and that may have been the opening for Soyinka's daughter to have a firm grip of the Rivers state governors. - Nigeria Jagajaga. -

Guy, do you see how nicely your peni5 fits into your hand ? That is god's plan for your life.

Yes, have you never heard of Jesu Oyingbo ?

Not connecting on Airtel. It tells me that my Blackberry device is in global roaming mode.

[quote author=BUSH.HUNTER]Who is Dayo Amusa ?? ??[/quote]Took the words out of my mouth.

Gofwane: Dis 1 hapnd 2 my frnd. We wer in his room smoking sk wen all of a sudden he stood up n ran 2 his sister's room. Nw his sista ws bathing her new born baby. so wen my guy reachd d room,he went straith 2 d wall n start pushing d wall. We heard hm yelling @ d top of his voice. We went der 2 c wt ws hpnng. D guy ws tellin his sista 2 pik hr baby n run outa da room cos da wall ws falling. We stood der lookin @ hm doin nutin cos we wer al high. My guy started crying beggin his sista 2 go out of d room, dat d wall is getin too heavy 4 him n he doesn't wnt it 2 release it because it will fall n kil d baby.

This one can't be weed. Probably heroin

tecboss: I have a corporate account with First Bank. Last June 2013, I applied for an Operational Vehicle Loan of 2.7million naira. They said I would pay 30% equity which I consented. Thereafter, they requested for several documents: (1) 3 years financial statement (2) cash flow (3) statement of networth (4) Registered company documents and others. (5) 1 year Statement of Account
Initially, the Business Manager told me that it won't take more than 3weeks to get the loan processed. To my surprise, its taking over 5 months or so and nothing is done
And the worst part is that the Business Manager is neither picking my calls nor replying my sms's.

I further went to report to the Area Manager(Branch Development Manager-BDM). The BDM apologised to me and asked me to get back to the Business Manager. 3days after, the BM is yet to pick my calls nor reply my SMS.

I want to ask my lawyer to write them. When First Bank approached me for opening of account last year, I told them I can't run an account without any support to my business. They agreed to givee all the necessary support after running the account for 6months. Furthermore , it cost me money to provide some of the documents they requested for. I paid a chartered Accountant to prepare those documents.

I need your contributions. If I don't hear from them till on December 2,2013, I will have to commision my lawyer to write them.

Bros, wetin you dey find for Lagos ?

Na dem sabi. Who wan marry Igbo sef?

Thank god the man did not have a cutlass .

nnonu126: Next month a lot of people will get married in Nigeria. It's the most popular month for weddings.

Africa.com has this post on the 10 songs to add to your Nigerian wedding playlist : http://www.africa.com/blog/10-songs-to-add-to-your-nigerian-wedding-playlist/

What would you guys add??

I don relocate ooo!
Relocate. relocate relocate relocate

Bow bow leg .. I like my girl with bow bow leg
Aah! Bow bow leg .. I like my girl with bow bow leg

(I don't know the fo.ol who sang the song, but I think it should be included)

sinie: Trust FFK to be the one lawyer in the entire nation to represent a lunatic. Smh!!!

Madman!! FFK not same as femi falana !!! Na yer turn tomorrow for Yaba

Xorcyst: Lol bros
We nor get babalawo
lineage ooo
We jus think indigenous content should be celebrated
Bless

Ignorance! Babalawo mean 'Master of the art'

Ok second part of my question. If they are not getting rich by selling records then how are producers like Don Jazzy getting rich since much of income of producer comes from percentage of sales. Certainly studio time can't be so profitable.

How do these people make money ? I don't think many people will buy music these days when you can download free or copy pirated copy. Do they really sell enough CDs to afford to buy N10m cars? Speak up.

We send greetings from Ibadan.
E ku eclipse o
A seyi samodun o

Vickii Ro: ^
If he does not reply does dat mak him a woman?

It means he is gay

favouryemmy: The entertainment industry is dulling our inteligence
The Nigerian entertainment industry, as well as the Nigerian government and society, is greatly contributing to the falling standard of education in Nigeria.
Children, just like adults, over the years, believe in the printed and electronic media and they copy, or hold so dear, whatever they see or hear on TV and read in newspapers.
Before now, entertainers like Zebrudaya Okeke alias 4:30,
Jaguar, etc enlivened the industry and provoked laughter, while infesting the learning environment with wrong grammatical expressions, sounds and idioms.
For example, “More grease to your elbow” is a bastardised version of “More power to your elbow”; “Cut your coat according to your size” instead of “Cut your coat according to your cloth”; “Action speak louder than voice” instead of “Actions speak louder than words”; “The devil you know is better than the angel you don’t know” instead of “Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t”; and “Half bread is better than none” instead of “Half a loaf is better than no bread.”
These are a few examples of English expressions that have been bastardised as a result of our contact with the
entertainment industry.
From the music industry, entertainers such as Olamide,
Whizkid have changed the mindset of many young Nigerians, infusing slangs – which students remember quicker than a teacher’s teaching or formals – into their songs. Such spirit kills the quality of teaching and learning.
The worst of these people in this century is Funke Akindele. She rose to stardom by her clownish behaviour and expressions. Such expressions and utterances are, in fact, killing the quality of education in Nigeria. In her movie, The Hero, Funke’s grammar was so bad that it made watching the movie very tiresome for the learned and highly lettered ones.
No one in their sane mind would sit and watch Funke’s recent movies and feel that they are watching a good movie – except if they are of the same background as Funke.
She says: “Who is you?” instead of Who are you?; “I am
deading” rather than I am dying; “This womens” – These
women; “Let me told you” – Let me tell you; “Foice” – Voice; “Shindren” – Children; “Sow” – Show, etc.
Such comic but deadly statements are condemnable.
Such laughter provoking but academically killing grammar should be extirpated completely if Funke must make sense to million of people like me. Funke can still make her millions while speaking normal. This melodramatic and bastardised grammar is only killing our youth who watch a lot of home videos. It does not build them. And woe is he who pleases
himself while giving a painless death to other people.
Every lover of success for tomorrow’s leaders should stand up and speak against the grammar abuse by our entertainers.
Although one may not blame them completely, for they are speaking to the best of their knowledge, it is expedient for them to know that a million people rely on their spoken grammar.
Entertainers such as Genevieve Nnaji, Pete Edochie and Ini Edo, made a name for themselves without abusing the rules of grammar usage.
Such grammar abuse, in my view, is a naked sign of half
education.

Daniel Odih writes from Lokoja, Kogi State.


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Lu.natic. Now you have made me want to watch The Hero.I hope it is not expensive to buy.

favouryemmy: The entertainment industry is dulling our inteligence
The Nigerian entertainment industry, as well as the Nigerian government and society, is greatly contributing to the falling standard of education in Nigeria.
Children, just like adults, over the years, believe in the printed and electronic media and they copy, or hold so dear, whatever they see or hear on TV and read in newspapers.
Before now, entertainers like Zebrudaya Okeke alias 4:30,
Jaguar, etc enlivened the industry and provoked laughter, while infesting the learning environment with wrong grammatical expressions, sounds and idioms.
For example, “More grease to your elbow” is a bastardised version of “More power to your elbow”; “Cut your coat according to your size” instead of “Cut your coat according to your cloth”; “Action speak louder than voice” instead of “Actions speak louder than words”; “The devil you know is better than the angel you don’t know” instead of “Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t”; and “Half bread is better than none” instead of “Half a loaf is better than no bread.”
These are a few examples of English expressions that have been bastardised as a result of our contact with the
entertainment industry.
From the music industry, entertainers such as Olamide,
Whizkid have changed the mindset of many young Nigerians, infusing slangs – which students remember quicker than a teacher’s teaching or formals – into their songs. Such spirit kills the quality of teaching and learning.
The worst of these people in this century is Funke Akindele. She rose to stardom by her clownish behaviour and expressions. Such expressions and utterances are, in fact, killing the quality of education in Nigeria. In her movie, The Hero, Funke’s grammar was so bad that it made watching the movie very tiresome for the learned and highly lettered ones.
No one in their sane mind would sit and watch Funke’s recent movies and feel that they are watching a good movie – except if they are of the same background as Funke.
She says: “Who is you?” instead of Who are you?; “I am
deading” rather than I am dying; “This womens” – These
women; “Let me told you” – Let me tell you; “Foice” – Voice; “Shindren” – Children; “Sow” – Show, etc.
Such comic but deadly statements are condemnable.
Such laughter provoking but academically killing grammar should be extirpated completely if Funke must make sense to million of people like me. Funke can still make her millions while speaking normal. This melodramatic and bastardised grammar is only killing our youth who watch a lot of home videos. It does not build them. And woe is he who pleases
himself while giving a painless death to other people.
Every lover of success for tomorrow’s leaders should stand up and speak against the grammar abuse by our entertainers.
Although one may not blame them completely, for they are speaking to the best of their knowledge, it is expedient for them to know that a million people rely on their spoken grammar.
Entertainers such as Genevieve Nnaji, Pete Edochie and Ini Edo, made a name for themselves without abusing the rules of grammar usage.
Such grammar abuse, in my view, is a naked sign of half
education.

Daniel Odih writes from Lokoja, Kogi State.


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Lu.natic. Now you have made me want to watch The Hero.I hope it is not expensive to buy.

gbanikiti: Isn't it obvious that those kids belong to Ojukwu? Why are these idiooots bent on haunting Bianca and embarrassing the Ojukwu family?

What is obvious there? Has FFK not suggested differently?

I will contact you

PasD: By the grace of God, and by the virtue of the position I occupy and my kind of job, I have come to see a lot of things as regards the removal of 'unwanted pregnancy'.

I went into study and critical reasoning and believe me, I found out that there is such thing as 'unwanted pregnancy'.

The Imo State government and the Clergy men recently had a brush over abortion law allegedly passed by the State government. But then, in an interview with the Imo State governor Owelle Rochas Okorocha, he explained thus;

"We are not passing this law to encourage young girls to prostitute and abort their babies, rather, our focus is on married women and eventually unfortunate young ladies that get raped".

Everyone somehow has a reason to every action they take and the decision they make.
In developed countries, for instance, where the government approves of abortion, who will be punished? The doctor who can be sued for denying a young lady her right? Or the government who have a very strong reason for approving the act? Or the young 'unfortunate' lady who one day finds out she has an 'unwanted pregnancy'?

Let's judge this both from a strict and a wide sense...

Thanks for commenting

God punish you for asking that question. Am I God ? Or have you ever seen God on Nairaland ? Better be careful yourself.

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Sapphire86: This is a Babalawo 2.0 that consults with emails!

Soon Apple is going to release an app for ifa.

#expressconnectionthingz

#TeamJesus all the way.

It is only impatience that would make sum1 run from Church to Shrine or Ifa's house!

LOL As a matter of fact I now have Ifa app on my ipad .

bigass: i dont why anytime it rains PHCN takes light
Is this the international best practice?
does this happen everywhere in the world?

Yes na; you bigass. You want rain to beat their light?

Flaubert Ajiero: Wow... they say "real men don't cry" but how true is that?

Well not like the "Ah HUH, ah HUH, ah HUH! UHHH"! type of crying any way...or like doing even that in a mall full of people.

Why should a guy cry after been dumped by his miss?

Is she GOLD that he has to cry?

Is she the most beautiful woman on the planet huh? etc...

These are questions clueless people, friends and possibly family pals would be asking a guy when dumped. I call them clue-less because they're
completely ignorant of the moments, emotions, and love you probably have shared with your miss.

Real men cry after been dumped, but the difference is "they do it for the right reasons"

They cry because they've conscience. Because they still acknowledges the dozens of good moments shared while in the relationship. Because they're not too proud to accept the fact that it hurts to have their baby-girl say goodbye. They do it because they care about their outgoing miss. Because when you truly really...really love someone, you misses them when they say goodbye, and if it means crying SO....?

Personally I don't see anything wrong when you do things for the right reasons. And it's cool to have people ask too many questions in such
situation but the truth is, until you acknowledge that it hurts to let go of someone you truly love, you will have hard time getting over it.

It doesn't make you weak, it only makes you appear real.

But you don't have to be a baby about it.

So ... how many guys still cry after been dumped?

Lie about it... please.

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Sorry o! So the girl is gone. Never mind another one will come....... and dump you again.