₦airaland Forum

Mercisharelove:
The best I have ever read. Blessed author of this

really.....what's the summary of the gibberish up there

Mraphel:
All them psquare families lives in the South west hence they are all accustomed to d yoruba culture

They make their money in SW

Its a pity lala is taking this non news to the fp

kolafolabi:
All thanks to Azeezat Oshoala and Co.

After missing Olympic ticket

HRHQueenPhil:
wickedness as how? Did they force u? It was created for us who has been asking for it for long so pls mind ur business

And it has to be implemented at this trying time. What a coincidence

Peacefullove:
Exactly my thoughts . may be wrong though but all indication says this fellow is just after her body. She read the signs and discharge him

When you objectify a woman, she ll see you as a hit and run guy

Perky boobs kill you there....you are after her body and she knows. You are objectifying her

MissTechy:
So, guys I made a video where I talked about this amazing health gadget from Xiaomi that is super useful especially in periods like this where we locked in and eating a lot


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qfHKVZFeUs

Let me know what you think.


Cc @lalasticlala

Every celebrity is doing give away in this trying time. When are you distributing phones on this platform

dancok:
This is my first salary though but debt was already on ground before the salary showed, so am clearing the debt now and the situation of corona virus now.

I don't how long this will last, so am cautious of my spending.

Have I not sinned? Can I shift my tithe till next payment? Pastors in the house.

You don't pay tithe, tithe is given

divinechildparr:
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You may think school is school until you have graduated. See, this is Nigeria. Don't waste your time in some universities because after you graduate, your joblessness will be evidence for all to see.

I know most of you may not like to hear the truth, but the truth still has to be said no matter what.

Even if you are a dunce, if you attend any of the Universities below, your chances of getting a Job is 100% as compared to those stupid private schools.

See, if you are a student of any private university, just make sure your parents has a company where you will work because no body will want to employ you at all.

My simple advice is for you to go and write Jamb again.

SEE THE BEST UNIVERSITIES:

1. Obafemi awolowo university, ife

2. Amadu bello university, Zaria

3. University of Ibadan

4. University of Nigeria, Nnsuka

5. University of Ilorin

6.university of Lagos

7. University of Benin

8. Federal university of technology, owerri

9. University of port Harcourt

10. University of calabar

11. Federal university of technology, akure

12. Federal university of technology, minna

13. Nnamdi azikiwe university, awka

14. University of Maiduguri

15. University of Jos

16. University of uyo

17. Bayero university, kano

18. University of agriculture, Abeokuta

19. Michael okpara university of agriculture, Umudike

20. Usman danfidiyo university, sokoto.

If you are not a graduate of these 20 first generation universities in Nigeria. You need to Obtain Jamb Form before it is too late.

Kindly share the post to Nigerian especially jamb students to know the right school to choose when doing registration.

You are free to challenge this post. If you think your own university fit to be on the list.

Schools filled with cold room and sex for marks lecturers

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]At a wedding, a woman asked her daughter to pass me my food instead of giving it to me directly.

She gave me the first plate directly and then gave her daughter the second plate to pass it to me.

What could this mean and is this a culture thing? Please I need matured answers that will enlighten me.[/color]

She feels too big to serve you

ElasticStone:
Just buy her egg and Indomie and you will drill that puna to infinity and beyond. Works on evening newspapers too.

Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, ubunja, martinez39s Ishilove, pocohantas

fried egg on indomie....ayanma

Well, I don't have such story....I grew up having all my basic needs

Don't masturbate ...dem no dey gree

Casalindal:
So I got really embarrassed by some uncultured men today at the mall.. simply because you got the privileged to see my picture doesn’t give you the right to come over and want to start a conversation.. it really sad that men will never respect themselves for God sake I was with my fiancé!!! And to even imagine this guys look dirty and smell bad was despicable .. please I post here for opinions and to seek advice I’m not here to be friends or bed anyone, I’m not on anyone level here. I don’t want tag your Nairalandmonika but please let what happen this morning do not repeat itself again

where is the pincture so that when I see you at mall's gate ....i ll holla you

Jeweltz:
I am just meeting this guy. We've gone out two or three dates. And I have slept in his apartment just once. One thing I like about him is he's cool, calm and doesn't really talk much. It is hard for me to figure him out sometimes.

So yesterday he told me to come over to his place and spenk my holidays since we've been told to go on vacation at my work place.

Is it right to yield to his request judging that we're only just meeting

go, you ll surely come back with either covik1-9 or preggy 3-20

Okwyjesus:
God of RCCG is alive.

you are spiritual illiterate

FemiEddy:
They wont answer him, obviously.
The lady beneath me doesn't know the world sees Africa as a dumping site (Nigeria top candidate).

Solution : test and scrutinize the kits before use, but obviously, my country won't do that, no time.

Ignorant! Same test kits were sent to other parts of the world without complains. Inferiority complex kill you there

Zodiac61:
And prayer has succeeded how?

Did I mention prayer?....Aditi

Leezah:
YOU CAN PICK ONLY ONE DURING QUARANTINE FOR A MONTH:

1. FIFA, FREE WIFI.
2. FREE WIFI, SEX.
3. FIFA, SEX.

2

CptCharlesVane:
And your prayer has killed one mosquito?

Guilty conscience ....I didn't mention anything about prayer

drips8:
It's all prayers till science finds the cure.

Then prayer gets all the credit.

Science fails as usual when it comes to providing cure for virus induced diseases

Slimzzy00:
I started having feelings for her when we first started as freinds, and I tried my best to curtail the emotions, but I failed.
I made my intentions known to her, and she said she had taken me as a best friend, so we can't date.
I still tried my best to show her how truly I love her with my actions, buying her gifts, helping her out with financial assistance, showing concern and support when she was sick, but she never cares about this. She chooses to ignore all my advances irrespective of how sincere it seems.
What can I do to get out of this situation?

Use reverse psychology on her

Beckysexy:
I also noticed the same thing

Haa

Akọ Okuta, Oyinbo called it "flint stone"

Flint is a sedimentary cryptocrystalline form of the mineral quartz, categorized as the variety of chert that occurs in chalk or marly limestone. Flint was widely used historically to make stone tools and start fires

Kingosytex:
These ones make more noise than music.
Kudos to him, it is isn't easy to blow.

Make noise in your field too, let's see if it ll turn to money for you

Casalindal:
Hello guys, hope you all are safe? Please let take safety precautions... so I had this conversation with my male bestie today. He is gay and I don’t have any issues with his sexuality because aside him been gay he got a good heart, well he told me that most men who were at secondary school (boarding) were fucking themselves and even tho the all claim straight and most are married now. But 90% men who attended secondary (boardinghouse) had Bleep a guy at some point at school. Be it playing or body touching

How do you choose a bestie

SIR0:
My dear NLers, I need you to tell me the IUPAC name of the compound shown below. Thanks

The longest chain is 7, that's heptane. Sorry I hate chemistry, all I know is that the answer will end with HEPTANE

missimelda01:
lol she has succeeded in trapping some men's brain

Except me, I only zoom once

xendra:
women da year no get taste, class or hope na! na only marriage be their goal, you cant compare with recent times.

Back then, the best thing that can happen to any woman is marrying a teacher. The profession was well respected.

xendra:
women da year no get taste, class or hope na! na only marriage be their goal, you cant compare with recent times.

Back then, the best thing that can happen to any woman is marrying a teacher. The profession was well respected

Get an antivirus for that phone quickly

Nature is beautiful ....what a beautiful pix of covid19