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purples25:
I made my own thread about the lockdown yesterday.... For some strange reason i got banned, but i didn't even post up to what you post.

sexy black pant you ve got there

iLegendd:
Time to cook meat, then fish.

you dey eat fish head....smh

StPete:
Thank you very much. Another quick question, how long is appropriate to engage handbrake?

As long as the car is being use for day to day activities

StPete:
The fundamental question is yet to be answered, why should we not engage the handbrake

In the storage state, the brakes can start sticking to the disks

Matrimonous:
My questions are:
1. For how long exactly must one leave the engine running every 3 days to ensure the battery doesn't run down?
What's the exact average time or minimum time in minutes.
2. Why shouldn't the handbrakes be engaged?
This runs quite contrary to what we know on the use of handbrakes.

2-5mins is ok

In the storage state, the brakes can start sticking to the disks

Auntyesther:
If he isn't spending on you now be calm he is saving money to come marry you... This is what the egocentric alpha males and the wife materials on social media are going to tell you. But ma, if you can cope with that character in future then keep up with him if not, give him the marching order!

We spend on wives not girlfriends. Be a wife first!

Corona is spiritually defeated

SweetCunt97:
Having sex is part of knowing someone? You leave important details about d person and jump to sex and u say its proper?

Its not like the sex is throughout the day. It doesn't matter the order of arrangement in knowing your details. Some put sex last, I can decide to start from there

Shashaeniyan:
the way the girl do each time we romance makes me wonder if truly she is a virgin...like touching my d**k,even trying to insert it in her p**sy,though i never penetrated her...and she always claim virgin...is it normal...i do try to fingerfuck her she won't remove my hands...can a virgin do such!?

When you fingerfuck, you ll know if she's a V if you meet a road block

If I modernize waka....

Won lasewo ni mi

Won la ntele Okunrin

Emi ti mo te lokunrin

Wumi n o ma je Iya amina

Eyin ti e te lobirin,

E o ma jeya okete

Gbogbo ebu ti e bu mi, ko dun mi

Salawatu mo fara mo

Makavelli25:
Remove that pussy,it is gross

That's mouth not pussy

SweetCunt97:
So a lady cannot visit you men without you trying to plug ur stick in her? You didn't even have the decency to know her a bit.. Na so dem dey tie una put inside bottle. Say na for ur house e happen no mean say u no b brolosho

It wasn't a rape. Having sex is part of knowing each other. BTW, sex is a decent act

She was dicked oriented

Scientists:
Please, What did i do wrong and how can i Bring back that Ass to me without spending much ?

I will tell you on the day you know the difference between "were" and "where"

Seandisputed:
Lol you people will not kill me.
Masturbation is a sin but having premarital sex with the girlfriend is not? Some people are just confused in this life.

That's your mind deceiving you. No xtian will tell you that sex outside marriage is not a sin

When souls are perishing ....mtheww

REmove Botswana

https://www.aa.com.tr/en/africa/botswana-reports-1st-death-from-coronavirus/1787205

Nairalanders are evil when it comes to business. I always collect my money before delivering goods. At times, spend part of the money to make say no be audio money.That way, no funny story like yours

Joystark:
Ion see how liking sex makes someone less of a wife material.
It only means you'll get some everytime.

Na only una knw wetyn una want sha

he's inexperience jare

Coro baby

Las las they will break up. Its always like this if they ve not clocked 1yr

iammo:




let me explain a simple scam to you guys...

a profile of a lady contacts you for sexchat and freindship, once you agree she chats you up and ask for your facebook id , instagram and whatsapp, and she gives you has, as the chat gets more interesting she sends you some teaser nude pics and beg you to make a video or picture of you wanking, you get carried away and send it, she demands to see your face while wanking you send it to, then she suddenly goes offline....

that's when your dooms day just arrived and you are about to meet yourself in hell, after adding you on facebook the scammer would had added your family, friends, co workers, joined groups you follow, added you high school old student page and every page that can connect and recognize you

Next step a husky voice calls you with the number you were chatting with and threaten to leak your Nude with your face or the recorded video call you guys made and post it on all social media if you don't co operate, ends the call without making any demand so that you can get abit scared

Next time he contacts you he ask you to check your boss or family members page and you see the scammer post Thanks for adding me on your family members page.. and that's when you would start negotiation of how to bail your self out



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Bravo! Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]This married man seems to try to hold his wife in public like in a “She needs a husband, so I have to be there for her” sort of way.

The lady in question is a ph. D holder by the way.

I feel like some marriages are out of love and some are just out of pity and consideration..what do you all think?[/color]

We all marry for reasons....forget love

Reasons like:Physical, financial, root, ability, age, academics, religion, tribe etc

Boring girls, they allowed religion to contaminate their culture

Bluehill1051:
Olodo! Why haven't you been celebrating your birthday one month earlier. Fool.
I see too many foolish people here on nairaland these days

Continue displaying your ignorance

brownsugardr:
Please explain further, how does 17/03/2020 make 12 months?

18/04/2019-18/05/2019.....1month
18/05/2019-18/06/2019.....2months

Count like that
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18/02/2020-18/03/2020.......12months

brownsugardr:
I paid my house rent for one full year on 18/04/2019.My rent is due to expire on 17/04/2020.But my Landlord is insisting it expired on 17/03/2020.Which is Eleven months. I have tried explaining to him but he wants to lock me out unless i pay immediately. Please how do I get redress.

you don't know maths

Your landlord is correct, April to March = 12 months
April to April =13months