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They should name the boy Babatunde i.e Keshi returns

NwaAmaikpe:



Your gf saw your destiny...because you still have nothing to offer....not even to the National team.

You also had nothing to offer Watford and that's why they kicked you away.

Your posts are always useless. You ve got nothing to offer Nairaland.....In fact, you ve got no brain

Nuel25846:
see undercover cops

dem suppose be undercover but unfortunately their faces full social media

corpersforum:
The last one I tried, am still looking for the screen for over 3 years now.... 'Brian Tab'

Who unpopular brand epp?

I talk am

HelenBee:
What's all these visiting about?

He's probably on excursion

One reason not to follow the 5 reasons: Parts are not always available

Gatsby27:
My chiefs, I need your help.. I would appreciate it a great deal if anyone can help me unlock my spectranet model.
Model: E5372s-601
IMEI: 862554023505749

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Ruggedfitness:
I don't think Lalaticlala knows that tomorrow is a Monday, we should be seeing more posts talking about how to get the best from the week, about school, about work and about everything related to starting a new week.

But here we are seeing old new refined over and over again. The next thing we are supposed to be hearing is when his court case will take place and what he is charge with, but oh no the Police are giving him time to plot his escape and start the witch hunt all over again..

Well, as for you guys out there, I want you all to know that next week is going to be better than the last one only if you choose to make it so.You can decide today to make the best out of your week by putting more efforts into 3 things

1. Improving your mind
2. Planning Ahead
3. Following Your Dreams

I will speak on this on a new post on my blog, but I am focusing on exercising and fitness for this whole week..

I remain your favorite health blogger Paul Samuel FitnessDoctor

Na because you no get TV. It was on channels news yesterday. That house was a rented apartment where he paid N700,000 yearly to keep his victims

Teaching require skills too

Lol.....fear dey catch them ni. Dem no wan loose bb customers

Ucbrowser......Easy to switch from mobile to web and vise versa

madri4u:
Which of the programmes will npower absorbed most? Please guys advice on which to choose so as to be shortlisted and absorbed.

Nteach

tunyuz:
u re a slowpoke! I know you are one of the notorious motherfuckers that abused buhari and now you are applying for npower. Bullshit.

I m very sure you were still in Secondary when I started working.

You think everybody on this thread are jobless. FYI, a lot of people follow this thread to help others fill and monitor their applications.

I can feed you morning, afternoon and evening without sweat

freegaza:
You did the right. Many people using UC BROWSER have experienced this problem. The first reference number is invalid if you look carefully. It is in this format I think N-TEACH 2017 0000000-14. The zeros are not supposed to be zeros, they should contain serial number for registration

Zeros are there. Your reference no is the combination of Nos and zeros

Sorry o.....Assisat

Oshoala now

tosyne2much:
Hahaha

Naso now, dem go just come here dey give stupid advice.

#1 Are you alone? This question is perfect to understand if she’s idle and all alone at home. You obviously can’t flirt or talk sex if her friends are around her. Say something bold like “I wish I could be there with you” when she reciprocates with an affirmative.


#2 What are you doing right now? Play it nice and slow. This can help you be certain that she’s alone and bored enough to give you her complete attention.

#3 Do you like cuddling when you lie in bed? Warm her up to a flirty conversation without overstepping the line. This can help open her up by talking about cuddling with someone else.

#4 What do you wear when you go to bed? / What are you wearing? A curious question that’s perfect to ask a girl when she’s in bed already. It’s personal, and yet not too sexual. Say something like “Gosh, I can only imagine how cute you look right now” when she describes herself.

If it’s your girlfriend, ask her what’s she’s wearing and if she doesn’t mention her lingerie *which she may not without a bit of coaxing*, ask about her lingerie and also the color. A perfect start.

#5 What do you think you look sexiest in? Get her to talk sexual by talking about her sexy clothing. It’s flattering and definitely sexual.


#6 Have you ever watched someone else make out accidentally or on purpose? This question gets both of you in the mood. And yet, by directing it at a third person, you can avoid any uncomfortable situation at the start.

#7 Has a guy even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? Girls have a thing about sexual groping. Even if it’s accidental, it’s something they just don’t forget. You can answer something like “I wish I could have been that guy!” after she tells you about an incident she likes.

#8 Have you ever made out with a guy just because you were Hot at that time? Find out if she’s a girl who can be coaxed into having sex with a guy in the heat of the moment.

#9 If you had a pair of x-ray glasses, which part of a guy’s body *below his shoulders* would you see first? Time to get naughty. Really, how many things can a girl take a look at below a guy’s shoulders? Let her answer the question so you always make it seem like she’s the one talking dirty and not you.


#10 Do you like boxers or briefs? This is a clichéd question and even if a girl doesn’t care about it, she’d most probably say that she likes a boxer. Answer this question by telling her what you’re wearing. The whole focus here is to get her to think of your package without really making it obvious.

#11 What’s your secret move to turn a guy on? By asking her to visualize making out with a guy and describe it to you, you’re making her fantasize about sex. And at the same time, she may go into details just to prove how good she is sexually.

#12 If there’s one place a guy should touch you to make you Hot, which is that? This goes straight to sex and arousal. And if she does answer this truthfully, in all probability, she’s already aroused.

#13 Does a massage make you wet? A full body massage makes almost all girls wet. You can always tell her something like “Just so you know, I came first in my masseuse class and I would love to give you a massage. And don’t worry, now that I know you get Hot while getting a massage, I’ll linger in all the right places.”


#14 If I kissed your lips accidentally while kissing goodbye, would you mind it? Make her imagine your kiss. It’s a perfect question to get her to pucker up.

#15 Do you like giving an oral or getting one?

oluwajenyo18:
gυyѕ plѕ ι goт dѕ вc тнιѕ мornιng нow тrυe ιѕ ιт?


SCAM! SCAM!! SCAM!!! Pls take note of another site created by some scammers which I just encountered on internet. Please beware of this link ( https://apply.npower.gov.ng/npower-teach.php) which is most similar to the original site created by n-power team. Please inform others not to register any information (Especially bank info) on the site. The scammers unique Id is given as follow: N-Teach-2017-00000126778-10 while the original unique ref. No is given as follow: NPWR/FO9B9AF5.

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Its not a scam. Hope you didn't join those gullible guys by rebroadcasting it. I weep for this generation of Nigerian graduates

Awon blogger Eleribuu

Night Nurse

inMyOpeenion:
Its just a way of telling the guy

"Get my attention with something else, not money nor drinks! I can afford you 3 times"


Wow! Beautiful!!!

Wow! Pretty Chelsea girl.....I ve never seen you on any of our thread. You must be New

oldfoolnigger:
sir pls elaborate!!!

Dem dey strike pass Ronaldo and Messi put together

sexybbstar:
He was practicing the three religion (Christianity, Islam and traditional religion) and he's as violent as anything I could call it. He beats up his elder brothers.He forced me to call him brother,telling me its a sign of respect for him. Thank God I'm out .

he must be oldskul and unromantic

PrickGetSize:
Does he have enough money to take care of you and your future family?

Does he show you love?

Does he care for your well-being?

Does he fvck you real good?

If the answer to these questions is yes then I see no reason why ordinary insult should spoil your marriage, unless he beats you. Insult him back - call him a bigger fool, a he-goat, a maluu, a stupendous ignoramus calamity - and get used to it. When kids start coming he won't have time to insult you again.

Marriage is for better or worse!

Ori e kope rara.

A man that will beat a woman starts with verbal abuse

LordOfNaira:
His movies were always boring and unrealistic, always finding a way to squeeze Baba Suwe into the script. And the sound of his voice always annoyed me back then. I just never liked anything from his stable.

Corporate pictures chased him away

Cordis92:
Tonto 1 - Churchill 0

She got Churchill this time

Mr. Churchill what stopped you from representing yourself? You were busy with your foundation while your primary foundation is in a mess.

Dey there dey write grammar, King will grow up seeing such efforts his mom has put to make him happy and he will love the mother more than you.

You have to reunite again. It does not matter what we will say.

Soro niyen?

tunyuz:
I'm I the the liar or you are?! please, be careful - he could be one of them. I'm one of the first batch beneficiaries and I know more about this than you do.
If u don't see save and continue on your first page of registration, it's a scam. the scam website only display submit application without showing you where to continue to docs upload n passport. be warned. a word is enough for the wise. if u read through carefully, u wil understand my observations.

You are Daft! no apology

Geraldyne:
no matter how much u dress up lyk a man...if u dnt have d banana.. u don't have d banana...

The banana fan is here

CheapSunglass:
Explain

you dey produce sperm ni....why worry

stanisbaratheon:
He should be given a chance to show what he can do before we can conclude wether he's good or not. I'm sure you've not seen him kick a ball.

I ve seen better players in better league that couldn't make Eagles squad

justpowerful:
FEMI (Yoruba) and his Mma named OGECHI (Rivers) are so excited together as they dazzle in a colorful pressing picture...
Pictures roll in after the cut

why did you post my pix here