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GreatGatsby:
Where do I go to turn them off, I have already restricted background data but the battery is still draining on standby.

just back up and reset to factory settings

Oh lord bami dariji won
Ko fi enu to fi pemi ni local pemi ni number one
Owo yapa ninu bank account mi
Furo nla nla yapa lori tabili mi

Street ti take over, tucking in ko jawo mo
Street ti take over, word play o jawo mo
Street ti take over, tucking in ko jawo mo
Street ti take over, word play o jawo mo

Thugnificient:
1. That annoying moment when your earpiece only work on one side.
2. That annoying moment when you walk into a room and forget what you needed.
3. That annoying moment when someone chews really loudly.
4. That annoying moment when you solve a maths problem and your answer is not even one of the choices.
5. That annoying moment when someone is walking slow in front of you and you can't pass them
6. That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your earpiece because someone keeps talking to you.
7. That annoying moment when you are trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking.
8. That annoying moment when you're dying to talk to someone but you refused to text them first.
9. That annoying moment when you realized school starts on monday
10. That annoying moment when you thought you had msg(s) but it turns out to be a spam.
11. That annoying moment when you try to remember the name of an old friend you just met again.
12. That annoying moment when you realized you've kept talking after the call drop out.
13. That annoying moment when you mistakenly close the wrong tab.
14. That annoying moment when you realized you've been shouting the wrong name at a friend that didn't answer.
15. That annoying moment when you don't know whether to like a sad status to show your support or if it means you like their sadness.
16. That annoying moment when you get comfortable on bed and you realized you forgot to do something.
17. That annoying moment when someone replies you with 'K'
18. That annoying moment when your friend wont leave the room when your girlfriend visits.
19. That annoying moment when you realized you did not save your game progress.
20. That annoying moment when the PHCN restored the electricity, you step in to watch a movie and the electricity was interrupted again.
21. That annoying moment when you are waiting for the PHCN to restore the light
22. That very annoying moment when you posted a very interesting topic on Nairaland and it didn't make Front Page.
Select and add yours.

k








**Seems that's part of the annoying moment**

Prettydiamond:
seriously?

yea, give it a thought. You ve got the potentials

Prettydiamond:
dats funny coz I'm a princess already...winkz

Pls, contest for Miss NL

tohpahz:
So because i can't cope with bad English u won't vote for me..
Lolzz.
Mehnnn.. people can be funny oo

Alright, since you are putting on Chelsea jersey.....you are back in the game

iamrealdeji:
Op,i know you typed this for 30 minutes and checked your dictionary about 16 times for you not to be criticized,its obvious cos your English is not as polished as you presented this,at least you should have some lil typos and abbreviations etc,but this seems carefully planned and typed,and it shows you're a raw yoruba girl that speaks bad grammar and that's why eloquence seems to freak you,you respect and attach more importance to what you don't have

Deji! Deji!!! Deji!!! Eti e melo? Don't bring tribe into this mess

tohpahz:
I don't think i can..

Good mastery of English is a turn on.. how will i cope with the bad grammar??

minus 1 vote for you

Summer1:
I dont know how you guys see it..but I admire guys who speak pure,polished and neat English.. It's a turn on for me,when I see someone with an impeccable eloquence,that minute i don't even care if you are broke or ugly..I just respect them.
But for guys with bad eloquence, I'm not trying to insult or intimidate you, you could always brush up your English, I want guys to know that good eloquence,fluent usage of English is a huge turn on for girls especially the brilliant ones, or so I think...
So,what's ur take on it?

It depends, I am somebody that overlook little weaknesses like that, especially if you can compensate for it in character, believe and judgement.

ITbomb:
Her bra line is showing

Pervert

[quote author=GreatGatsby post=33733444][/quote]Check that you don't have apps running at the background

MzJackBaueress:
For those of us who used Lacombes text book.

humm....back in the days

nairalandist:
Jokes apart, from a technical perspective, the student is correct on all four answers. The teacher must be a pervert to think otherwise. It's a real geeky answer and I would write the same anytime...

Birds of a feather

UuzbaGuuzba:
Grammer Lesson 205
Dear fellow Nairalanders, todaybwe have an example of a grammertical construction that is lacking both sand and granite for the foundation.

The OP said, "my data test analysis has proving it."

We need to defuse the bomb in this sentence.

a. My data test analysis has prave it
b. My data test analysis has prove it.
c. My data test analysis has prov it.
d. My data test analysis has provocated it.
e. My data test analysis has proven it.

Which of this options could it be? Please send in your answers to the comments below. It's all a learning experience.

Perhaps, we have to start from you with your "Grammer".

GreatGatsby:
My phone battery drains on standby, is anyone experiencing the same thing?

femi4

Which of the ROMs are you using?

Joshuadon:
None




Pls wats wrong with No 17

Quite an age

Keep Quiet

Two different words with different meaning

This is what a student listed as advantages of breast milk in an exam hall

Nikapetrelli:
No idea,just sat down to enjoy d game d light went off. As I went to check it out.,O boy Gen don catch serious fire

Perhaps fuel leakage

Spaxon:
aitte....
lemme follow u just in case I got any problem

No problem

Spaxon:
oh dear
thanks so. much
am gratefull

Anytime dear

Hi Skales,

This is my first time writing a letter (open or closed) in about 3yrs, so you’re gonna have to forgive me for however I sound or come across.

I want to commend you firstly for your rising from the ashes story – bouncing back with arguably one of the best singles of 2014 and now your Man Of The Year album due in weeks – doing this after lots of people (I inclusive) had given up on you and even resulted to making jokes on social media.

Behind all the bants and trolling, I have always been a low-key fan. Obviously Heading For A Grammy was a one-off when it comes to your rap career, because frankly, I don’t think that height can be reached again. But I (and I’m sure lots of other Nigerians) are still hoping you have some of that fire and at least give us a few rap singles on the album.
I also think you are a very good songwriter – I should rephrase that to singer seeing as even foreign artistes employ songwriters at times. So I feel this career path is the best for you especially in an Industry like the one we have here. Pure Hip Hop enthusiast always keep their respect for hardcore rappers, but frankly, na Respect you wan chop? When Pop & RnB stars get gigs and endorsements, what do the rappers have to show for?

Like my Professor at Med School says, In Nigeria, If you want to be known, loved by people and always have money, you should be a General Practitioner – but if you want to be revered, get money in bulk and be hopeful someone has a heart or liver condition, you can be a specialist (and a very good one at that else people will die or go abroad). I am sure your case is the General Practitioner. Anyway, enough with my rant, the point is that I see your angle.

Now enough with the positives, I realized you are very active on social media. That can be good if you only get positive comments and over 50% love (e.g. Don Jazzy) – your case is quite different, and man no be machine so sometimes this gets under your skin, but you really need to stop paying attention to people who only want you to respond. Whether they come at you or your girl, sometimes just unlook.

Also, you need to lose weight – I’ll stop there… (or not) I don’t think I’ve ever seen you with tank tops or shirtless – this obviously means you’re overweight and you do not want the world to see/condemn. You’d better register in a GYM asap so you’ll be fit to perform at tours or an album concert if you’ll have one.

Then there’s the matter with your style. I don’t know if you think your dressing is futuristic but you need a personal stylist – you wore an Agbada in ShakeBody man.

I really hope this debut album is great, for your career because it is what will shape people’s opinion about you. I am a huge fan of M.I. and Wizkid but anything M or Wiz does is always compared against Talk About It or Superstar. I don’t know if it’s too late to retake some verses, but just do whatever you have to do to make this great.

I look forward to bumping the Man Of The Year album, and I really hope you consider what I said about what I said.

Your Fan,

Uche Isitor

Spaxon:
phantom Z.... Kitkat

Check the last post on this page

https://www.nairaland.com/1946322/innjoo-note-discussion-thread/59

ogorkojo:
You are right. He is weird tho

In one of his interview I read, he said he reads dictionary like any other text books and uses any new word found in daily conversation

ifydadiva:
lols pics or I don't believe it!

Gentleladies don't keep men on their knees

ogorkojo:
What baffles me is that he uses them correctly.

Practice makes perfect