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A veeeeerrrrry reliable insider source just informed me on the need for peeps yet to get a mail to quickly set sail and move on.

Deolaw: Cleo of Set It Off moved me almost to tears. Also, My name is Khan and three idiots amongst others.

I just finished watching 3idiots and I'm crying again, even though its my third time of watching it. Worthy of note are Lion King and My name is Khan.... Some really good films sure exist... Damn!!!!

1. Arochukwu, Abia (Igbo)
2. Bini
3. Bini
4. Igbo
5. Ibibio
6. Northern Nigeria
7. Yoruba

FINAL FIGURES:
Total No of Voters: 1,638,950
Accredited Voters: 615,597 (sic)
Total No of Votes: 624,659 (sic)
Invalid Votes: 30,415
Valid Votes: 594,244

PARTY SCORES
LP: 260,199
PDP: 155,961
A.C.N: 143,512
PDC: 21,361
BNPP: 2,949
CAP: 735
CPC: 1,931
NCP: 823
NNDP: 1,103
APS: 751
PPA: 1,652
ANPP: 1,461

For me, I care less of what anybody says and I am not here to quote the scriptures. Now, christians are expected to pay 10% of their earnings as tithes... Ok! Agreed!! But how many pple can beat their chests and say they pay the mathematical 10% of their "earnings". Some peeps earn far more than their monthly salaries, yet give 10% of their official salaries. We are all guilty in this aspect.
However, I will not! And I repeat, will not see a fellow brother wailing and wallowing in poverty and yet decide to give a so-called 10% to an already fat pastor. If the church falls in this category, then ofcourse why not. But Tithing is not the exclusive right of the church!!

ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO YOU.
TAKE IT!!!!

paris10: I AM A SELF-TAUGHT PROGRAMMER, not I am self-thought programmer. Please do check your spellings and grammer before posting. Today is a bashing day for typograpghical error!

Walahi, people are gradually getting scared of posting comments...lmao. Pidgin things next!!!

optimist D: ye, you might know it all, but there are so many illitrate graduates out there that do not know there state governor's and can not define what they studied. But bros, do not try me,I might beat you in your feild.

Some peeps are just not qualified to comment on this thread. Blunder upon blunder...whaaaaTttt!!! Lol@"beat me in ur field". Thank God you used "might".

optimist D: this is serious. But some of us will fail that question about border sharing roman figure....

You and who This is extremely pathetic. Its clear you are no better! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I weep for country, Nigeria.

My brother, there are no right strategies, but there are generic strategies! Check 234GT's post. Calculative guessing and ensuring no question is left unanswered.
"Every graduate knows that" - U assume a lot o!
Nervousness: Again, speak for yourself.

@jstringz, its best if u speak for urself alone and not d whole engineering conglomerate. I believe everyone should be an authority in his/her field, irrespective of depts. Haven't u ever failed an aptitude test?? A number of reasons cld be responsible for failure: one, is nervousness, unpreparedness - peeps assuming its d same maths and english, not knowing the right strategies to employ, and inexperience.

This is definitely Access Bank!!

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AS REGARDS THE HAMBURGER QUESTION, YOU'RE VERY RIGHT! THE QUESTION DIDNT CONTAIN THE RIGHT OPTION. THE ANSWER WAS CLEARLY $1.62. I GUESS IT WAS AN ERROR TYPING $4.40 AS ONE OF THE PARAMETERS INSTEAD OF $4.04, WHICH WOULD HAVE HAD THE ANSWER AS $0.90.

For me, I really don't see much difference. Same na ni.
@234GT, have u been able to figure out why interviews seem like a hard nut to crack?

According to latest reports, sperm has become
one of the hottest commodities being sold in
Ghana. The target market for this new booming
venture are couples suffering from male infertility,lesbian couples, and single women who pay huge amounts of money to access it.
“Selling of sperm is gradually becoming the new
business frontier booming in Ghana because it
has many uses in today’s society: making babies,
sperm banks, and putting volume in limp hair in
order to make it long,” a medical student at the
University of Ghana Medical School, who sold
sperm five times to a Fertility Centre in Accra for
GH¢10, 000 ($5,280), told Economic Tribune
(ET).
The medical student, who gave his name only as
Mensah, said even though selling of sperm was a
risky business, it was also rewarding as well.
“I use the proceeds from this business to pay my
fees and also support my close pals. Who knows
how long I will continue? But whatever happens, I know I can look back on many happy families that I have helped to create,” he stated.
Mrs Naomi Suame, a shop owner at East Legon
and many parts of Accra, has been married for 15years and has two children, none of whom
biologically belongs to her husband.
“I discovered my husband was infertile when we
got married after two years. But I wanted to
experience motherhood. I decided to have
artificial insemination. I have never cheated on
him. I just got sperm from a willing seller and got
two healthy babies. Is that not wonderful?” she
asked.
In the case of Naomi, she got a young man from
the University of Cape Coast, paid him GH c12,000 ($6,322) and took his sperm, which she
used twice to get the babies. “Sperm is one of the scared commodities for many of us. There is a high demand for it and many young men are
going into this venture selling their sperm to help
others, who needs it for one reason or the other,”
Naomi explained.
Investigations conducted by ET revealed that due to the huge capital outlay of the process, women have now devised a way of beating the system by getting donors (spermsellers) whom they take to the Fertility Centres for harvesting at a cheaper cost and then having the sperm induced in their uteri.

dailypost.com.ng/2012/10/05/shocker-how-ghanaian-men-sell-semen-5000/

At first, I thought I should create this on the Job/vacancies section, cos of the long list of jobless Nigerians waiting to be recruited, but then again...

Addendum:
The $10,000 dollars aint cash but a rolex watch of dat value. Also, the guy is 10yrs younger and worth over $200m.

Peeps, no harm intended. Its just a wake-up call to folks who, based on ignorance, denigrate d names of some of these recruitment agencies for no just cause. And also to help future management trainees.
I've seen cases where candidates assume dey've "blasted" a test, whereas in actual fact it was d other way round.

NB: Even though these are the correct answers, do not rely on this as the final judgment; know that Jah has the final say.

DOWNLOAD THIS DOCUMENT AND SCORE YOURSELF ON VERBAL & NUMERICAL (MANAGEMENT TRAINEES)
VERBAL = 13 QUESTIONS
NUMERICAL = 7 QUESTIONS

SEE COMPLETE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

meritdee: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

I realised no one answered this... The answer is "what".

Now the bone of contention here is simple. why would a group of universities allow resit, when others don't? Especially when the graduates of these schools go on to compete in the same labour market - where grades are held in high esteem; I dont think this is fair enough. When i fail a course in a public university, i am expected to undergo additional stress/load in the next session, while another group of schools allow u to pay a token (which they shld be able to conveniently pay, since they can afford the school fees) for a resit absent of pressure or any additional load; just holidays "deprivation". There's imbalance in the educational system!!!
It's either all schools encourage resits or it's completely scrapped!!
NUC, way to go.

the office a'int "cool", its "clueless"

This is what you get when you pay ur employee a paltry sum of 50-70k while s/he handles millions everyday. I'm not justifying her actions, but its really counter productive when the pple who handle cash more are the least paid in banks (of course, excluding drivers, security men & cleaners)

The contemporary Nigerian wife has completely left the home front unattended to, while she chase after a career. Its so rampant that these children practically train themselves up. its important to put the primary role of being a wife above any other thing. At times, i wonder why some ladies get married and go as far as child-bearing. But do i blame them?? The quality of husbands these days leaves little to desire of. But still, the welfare of your children is paramount. Hwever, the best job for a married woman is self-employment, where she can dictate when and when not to resume.

"tunshe : 9:09pm On Sep 14
There was a telephone chat with the shortlisted applicants.
They will also receive sms for main interview at the appropriate time.
Thank you."
The above post was from the original poster on friday night. How come u went for an interview on saturday??

Training ranges btwn 70-75k and exams proper is $545. It doesn't require a prequisite qualification. Just have d interest - which I think u possess and u're good to go!

It will really be nice to have u aboard the CISA train. Though I'm not CISA certified neither am I based in Abuja, but I must confirm that there's a wealth of job opportunities for IS Auditors. Virtually all multinationals, most medium scale businesses and of course professional consultancy firms require their services from time to time. I intend writing my exams in the December diet, as I'm currently undergoing training at Rhythex consulting, Ilupeju, Lagos. Though the whole package is quite pricey, bt d dearth of these professionals in Nigeria cannot be over-emphasized.
What IS Auditors do?
They give assurance, analyze risks and threats in a coy. They ensure controls, procedures and policies are upheld. Virtually all banks have internal auditors; although one can also function as an external auditor, as it is d case for the likes of Pricewatercoopers, Akintola Williams Deloitte, Jide Taiwo etc.