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jackmartial:
25 + x = real age
Find x.

x = real age - 25

StacyO:
Honestly, Nigerian men lack bedmatic skills.
Out of 100%, only 1% understands what it takes to be a god in bed.

You still see them complain of how the woman can't even perform perfectly on bed. Who's the cause of it??

Stress alone from house hold activities can make anyone to blackout. They won't even lend a helping hand.

Romance==== Zero ooo Zero ooo

I pray my first time (if there'll be one),be with a professional amongst the 1 percent.


Honestly,I think faults in marriages sometimes comes from the issues generated by the man.
I'm not disputing the fact that some ladies ain't bad too but,I think men need to understand their purpose.

Wondering how you came up with your referenced statistics as a supposed novice.

StacyO:
Lol

Love really moved her.

I can't really blame her cause,the format this guys use is way beyond physical.
They can easily control your mind,twist your head in the name of romance.
I knew why I shared that here cause, some ladies will still fall for it.

They'll make the delivery so real that you will obviously believe. In fact,you'll empty your current and future acct.



My heart really goes to your colleague. Hope she's doing well now??

For her, it wasn't just the money, but the emotional torture. Why she went all out was because the guy had informed her that he mistakenly dropped his ID card and driver's license in the package and she should help him by making sure she got the package on time so she could send the cards back to him. And she should be the one to open the package because of the supposed 10k dollars.

Yes, she's doing well now. She's grown both in her career and marital lives. But such experience, the victim will never forget.

StacyO:
Will make this as concise as possible.



Facebook as we all know is a platform for all (good,bad).
I bet you know scammers abound everywhere,you just won't be able to know the skills and new methods they come up with.

I personally, tend to accept every friend request that comes into my list,why because I find it fun doing. Not like I'm a fan of chatting with this people(who majority are mostly kids below age 15).

A message came in and surprisingly,it was from a new friend who goes by the name Peter Agann (fake name). You guessed right

Chatting kicked off and he revealed quite a lot in just that little time. He told me how he wanted us to be more than just friends and so many other long bla bla bla messages. I declined but,my new friend insisted and all of a sudden he told me he was on his way to get me a brand new phone.

Hmmmm. I knew something was amiss but,I played along.

He took so many photos (when he was on his way to get the phone, at the mall and the phone he bought).


The interesting part that I know will get any lady believing it to be true was when he took a picture of the package,wrapped in a DHL delivery bag. With my name and fake home address (which I gave him) on it.

He said DHL will deliver the package within 24hrs and I should go collect it immediately it gets to the country else,they take it back to the main source. Funny,right?

I accepted but, kept playing along. He sent me a number which I was meant to make use of in any case the gift gets to the country,told me they'll call to confirm and give me any other important info.

The long awaited goods arrived and I called the number he gave me. The guy that picked the call changed his voice immediately (I noticed that).


A condition was given.

It was demanded of me to pay some certain amount of money before I can get the gift. If not,I won't get the gift delivered and it would automatically be sent back to Mr Peter.

At this point,I told Mr Peter that I knew all the games he was playing,right from day one.
He blocked me immediately and barred me from calling him.





I used another number and a girl picked.
What does that tell you? They make use of the same number to defraud both gender(both male and female).
On the WhatsApp page,a girl's picture was used and on Facebook a male.

They are everywhere on social media(especially dating sites) and they target mostly African or African American women.

Men are not even left out cause they make use of beautiful female pictures (their girlfriends perhaps) to lure men in.

Those guys are smart and I couldn't help but come to the terms that anyone can actually fall victim.

I don't blame the victims at all, why? Cause this fraudsters have a very perfect high IQ.

Few months down the line I got threat msgs on WhatsApp but,I wasn't bothered cause I'm certain they can't trace me.


What I'm typing all along,ladies and gentlemen,please be careful. A scammer wouldn't want to know if that money in your acct is your last kobo.
Be contented with the little you have.

Don't let greed or get rich quick syndrome to over shadow you.

They are on every social media group. That lady or man's photo you've been salivating on might just be another money sucker on the loose.





How can this get to DHL delivery services?

Cause when this thing happened,i thought DHL was another scam entirely. Until I got to know scammers are making use of everything available.







Stay safe.

Haha. Smart you. I remember this same format was used on one of my female colleagues sometime in 2014.

The scammer feigned her old friend during secondary school days who was lucky to be connecting with her again via facebook. I don't even know if she didn't try to talk to him on video.

Summarily, the guy started professing love to her. He even proposed at some point, and promised her he would come home before long so they could get married. She fell completely, and I was even happy for her.

Then the sending of gift came in, and she emptied her account. It was a long list of exotic gifts, including 10k dollars. She had spent personal 350k, and borrowed 100k from her mum. Then it was the time to borrow 50k from me. That was when I got involved cos I was curious to know what she wanted 50k for. Then she opened up to me. I immediately suspected foul play, and told her to tell lover boy she couldn't raise the 50k and that the package should be returned to him so he could come with it since he was coming home before long. Like magic, he blocked her immediately. My colleague almost collapse. A whole Human Resources and Admin Manager weeping in my office like a baby. In fact she fell sick and couldn't come to work for two weeks.

Abilistic:
Lol...

You are just arguing blindly, have you been in a corporate organization where there are OFFICIAL CONTACT NUMBERS assigned to some staff?

So the company should keep changing their official lines and rebranding just because of inconsequential NIN?

Those contact numbers worth more than thousands to the organization.

I think key official numbers be linked to NIN of the owner(s), and government should identify
such numbers so that when a crime is committed using the lines, it becomes the company's responsibility. And usually the staff who commits the crime can be easily tracked using his or her other number

StacyO:
HERE ARE WAYS BY WHICH YOU CAN HELP YOURSELF AND YOUR PARTNER LAST LONGER IN BED.

First,you have to make sure you both are in the mood else,only one person will end up pretending to enjoy the whole stuff.
Whereas he/she is not.




How long does the average person last during sex?


According to a 2005 study conducted across 5 countries, vaginal sex generally lasts for around 5 to 6 minutes.
However, there's no correct amount of time for sex to last and it's up to you and your partner to decide what works best.




If you are struggling with finishing too early, here are something's you can do to help yourself or your partner.


1. Condoms

Since premature ejaculation may be a result of hypersensitivity, using a condom is a simple solution that may make sex last longer. The condom forms a barrier around the penis that dulls sensation and may lead to delayed ejaculation.



2. The pause-squeeze method

The pause-squeeze method can be done while having sex or masturbating and involves:
Having sex until you feel that you are about to ejaculate.
Then, pulling out and squeezing the tip of your penis for several seconds, or until the need to ejaculate passes.
And finally, continuing to have sex and repeating the technique as needed.


3) Get rid of anxiety,stress and depression

Not finding the partner you mate with attractive(both sexually or otherwise),can make you loose total interest in sex.
You just want to do this thing quickly and wash up.
Yes,this can make you a 2 secs man to be candid and you'll end up never enjoying sex in your marriage.
Try sort out any issues you have with your partner maturely, there was a reason why he/she became your better half.
Discuss whatever it is you find so troubling.

4) pre-intimacy

pre-intimacy helps keep people long on bed.
Even your woman will wonder why you don't always ejaculate quickly.

It's a secret shhhhhhhhh


5) Masturbate early before the sex takes place.

Don't get to addicted to this though cause it might make you loose interest in sex.
Masturbating early enough keeps your mind calm and will help keep you a little bit less excited.

6) Pinch or squeeze their balls.

This is quite a good technique cause it will as well help him last longer during the whole process.

But,giving him a slight pinch on his balls, might be a better idea.

Stacy0 are you ambivalent? Today you're giving hints on sex and how to do it better. Other time, you'll be telling us to abstain.

Back to your topic:

For the technique that involves stopping intermittently and squeezing your D right before cumming so as to delay it, that can mess up your tummy afterwards. Also when the stuff are at the exit point already, you really can't stop them from cummin.

Masturbating before sex so as to prolong time spent during the actual sex is just what Economists term diminishing marginal utility. And that's why men spend increasing time per each successive round.

If you really analyze the maximum satisfaction you derive as a guy during sex, you will discover it's not worth all the stress staying forever just to please your counterpart. If pleasing your partner is the concern, pre and post intimacy usually do the trick.

Maximising satisfaction entails deriving the highest value per thrust. Delayed ejaculation techniques are simply teaching you not to maximise satisfaction per thrust. So what's the point when I can't be on cloud nine each time I successfully do the rhythm?

StacyO:
Male virginity is not something regarded as normal. The society have decayed to the extent that normal things are seen as abnormal.

9 out of every 10 males you come across today have five to fifteen sexual history.
They tell you this feeling all proud about it.

Enquiring from a man then,asked him how many ladies he has slept with.
His reply was 50 and he said it with his head up high.

How will you even live to believe that such a man will want to channel his energy into something useful again?

Then again,mothers please try to encourage your male children to keep themselves till marriage. It might be hard to do but ,at least,it's worth it.
Because,if 6 out of every 10 males are virgins,don't you think the girl child will be free to keep hers?Rape and sexual harassments are sure to reduce.
Let's help save the future generation from conc. immorality.


Being a virgin as a male doesn't mean you're weak.

Many men who ventured into sex are regretting their actions now. Why cause, sex is a remote control on it's own.


Here are some of the advantages and disadvantages of being a male virgin.

ADVANTAGES;

1) Lower chances of cheating while married.

2) You're certain that his destiny is still intact. Many men venture into the act of having sex early without knowing the implications of sleeping with different strangers.

3) He's pure and free from any form of connection with other women.

4) He has self discipline.

5) He has self respect and dignity.

6) You both grow in love and happiness,free from EX stories.

7) Very interesting to be with.

He knows what he wants and when he wants it.

9) He is not controlled by lust.

10) He has an entirely different positive energy.



Disadvantages and some of the stereotypes associated with it;

1) Virgin males are inexperienced: In as much as this might be true,I still believe that virgins are far more interesting than non virgins.

They learn new things everyday and just waiting for the perfect day to unleash it all.

They are generally weak and are mostly nerds. This is as a matter of fact a "solid LIE".
Being a virgin doesn't make you weak,you can be a virgin and still have mind control over ladies.

Let no one tell you you're not man enough if you're a virgin.


Lastly,never pray for a virgin wife if you're not one.

Ladies never feel you owe anyone the right to pick a second hand machine.
Any man whose body count is above 5,please watch well ooo.

I pray everyone gets blessed with a partner who has the same sexometer as them.

Ignore any irrelevant comments below and ask any IMPORTANT questions you have.

Feel free to drop your questions using the comment box down below

Stacy0 are you a Counselor? Your thought patterns these days are suggestive..

Not easy to stay motivated to consistently write these long texts - except you love to write.

I commend you, really.

StacyO:
The next girl you're about to bang,who was her last lover?? (not everybody will want to think about this)

Haha. This is so valid.

Ffolksy:
I can't say this is entire false based on what I witnessed sometime last year. I was at a car wash close to one polytechnic, waiting for my car to be done with. Then came some three guys. From their looks and the car they came to wash, one could easily guess their source of income.

Shortly after, two pretty ladies passed by. They were looking really clean and beautiful. Then I overhead one of the guys whispering to the rest, saying one of the girls had been used by another guy and who ever put head would never know what hit him. I tried to listen more but they quickly noticed me and changed topic. I became bothered afterwards and could only pity the wayward ladies and the innocent guys that would fall victims.

How on earth will a reasonable lady willingly go into relationship with someone whose ways are not pure? Very sad.

Stacy0, how careful can a guy be? Unfortunately signs are not printed on people's heads to be sure who's clean.

handsomeyitayo:
really..omo make God dey protect us from those loose girls because them plenty wella...and they will still be forming as If them be good girl

I can't say this is entire false based on what I witnessed sometime last year. I was at a car wash close to one polytechnic, waiting for my car to be done with. Then came some three guys. From their looks and the car they came to wash, one could easily guess their source of income.

Shortly after, two pretty ladies passed by. They were looking really clean and beautiful. Then I overhead one of the guys whispering to the rest, saying one of the girls had been used by another guy and who ever put head would never know what hit him. I tried to listen more but they quickly noticed me and changed topic. I became bothered afterwards and could only pity the wayward ladies and the innocent guys that would fall victims.

How on earth will a reasonable lady willingly go into relationship with someone whose ways are not pure? Very sad.

I trim mine almost everyday. Can't afford leaving them long; make me uncomfy.

StacyO:
mmm

Hi, howdy? Haven't seen your green light tonight

StacyO:
Be real with me.
I hate hypocrites
Talk dirty,don't be shy to say really gross words. Discuss deeper life with me,I don't need boredom at this moment.
If you gat no future plans for me,don't come close.


Tell me the truth even if it'll hurt me.

Okay

StacyO:
You don't like it??

I like it, especially when spiced with vegetables. It was impossible to join you, though I'd loved to. Trust you had a good meal.

StacyO:
Nothing serious.
Just yam porridge.

Come join me

Oh, thank you. I'll pass this time. You're kind

StacyO:
Kikikikikikiiki

You're not a Lady. You won't understand what I'm arguing.


The gap separating the vagina and butthole is quite small.

When you wash the anus,there is no way small particles of water won't touch the vagina.

Guess what?

This water particles already contain the faecal matter that we are all trying to get rid of.
This things for sure starts a new life inside the vagina now. You as a sucker,do you even know what you're sucking??
Some even carry long fixed nails while washing shit from their ass. That is not being clean,it's being dirty.


Using the tissue doesn't mean you use the ones that leave some papers sticking in your ass.
Use the tissue till you see no more shitty colors on it then,you can take your bath OR wash your always stinking ass(I bet y'all didn't know the ass has it's own odour, you people are really funny).



Making breakfast, come join me.

Haha. I hear you. I'm not a sucker, please. What's on the menu, by the way?

StacyO:
You're right. It can't be that effective but,can be the same when you wash without using soap. Both will definitely give out odour,unless you wash with soap.


For the ladies I STRONGLY believe it's not advisable to use water first (either with soap or not).

Using tissue before washing off to me is being CONSCIOUS of your vaginal HEALTH.

While I'm not a lady, I believe the trick to VJ health in this regard is to wash backwards. That way, the V can be isolated. It's even better if you install spray jet in your John. You'll will do less touching

StacyO:
What is wrong with some of we ladies of nowadays??



If you know you won't be faithful in the marriage,why deceive the young man??
One of the implications of marrying a loose lady.




That lady needs to be arrested and prosecuted. She's capable of more evil.


Gentlemen and women,please get to know your partner thoroughly before any commitment.
It doesnt matter how many years it takes,know the angel you're getting married to.


As the saying goes,
*the devil you know,is far better than the angel you don't know*

I agree

StacyO:
Tissue paper please.

Why would you want to make use of water??



It's quite unhygienic to say the least.
Some go as far as eating with that same hand,immediately after the act. Bathing after you're done using tissue is far better.

I'm team water, though. Perhaps because I do it in my house only, and shortly before bath. For the tissue paper team, they are the ones known for poo stains in their pants. Tissue can never be as effective as water. My thought

StacyO:
The responsible ones are the remaining 5%.

Even in the politics section.

Talk more business and investment filled with scammers

I still believe your statistics is wrong, as there are more passive than active guys. Again, choose who you exchange comments with.

StacyO:
Op

You can't blame most of those who type with bile in their tummy.

95% of nairaland guys,

1) are products of broken homes.
2) have experienced the ugly side of a relationship
3) were outsmarted by a girl.
4) Poor(sorry,I had to use this word)
5) have no future ambition
6) can't think or face women in real life,hence the bitterness online.


Whenever you come across any post where a guy so much depend on nothing but bashing ladies,just know he is still a child without vision.


No responsible man will come online just to spill emptiness.

Don't waste you mb. Everyone will be alright las las

You may be wrong with the 95% of Nairaland guys you referenced. Obviously there are more guys here than ladies. There are also many young guys here who are still very susceptible to peer pressure, and are the ones keeping this site going with their comments. That said, there are also lots of mature guys who come in here, read and seldom make comments only when it's necessary. For sanity, choose who you exchange comments with.

StacyO:
No. 1 is very common.

What size of melon is considered big or too big. By the way, Stacy, I haven't seen your pic before. I just like what you write

StacyO:
Lost my cousin.



I think it's high time I think less about it.
She was one best friend anyone could ever wish to have.

RIP

Sorry for the loss. May God keep the rest of us alive to fulfill our purpose. Amen.

StacyO:
You yourself know this isn't true.

You can't understand as you aren't a man

Zzor:
I can't respect a man I'm richer than in a relationship so I can't date a man I'm richer than

Except the difference is wide, you may not know. And does it matters if he can comfortably take care of his needs?

StacyO:
Just like the skin reacts to touch,


the pinis itself is quite sensitive.


Sentiments aside,when men tell you they got into something with a lady and all of a sudden she isn't that attractive "my D just went flat"

Terrible lie.
It's either the man isn't healthy or he's whole mind and soul have rejected continuing with the act(which can't be easily achieved).

Regardless when touched, his wire will betray him and still rise.




Same with the ladies too. Even when she plans not to engage in sex(either being forced or otherwise), she must surely get wet.



It's just nature.

Stacy0 you tried, but you can only react as a lady. Some of us are irritated by default when touched by someone we don't feel attracted to, and the D will surely not rise

saaphiere:
Visit me O Lord!
Congrats to them.

The Lord may be talking through me. Would you wanna dm?

StacyO:
Lol
Funny

I guess she's not alone then,though I'm not that holy than thou type,I really do hate it when men invite me to a hotel,popular restruant or what have you for a date.
Strolling or making use of a not too popular place will be much appreciated.



In her case,

1) She might be an introvert,
(I remember when I went swimming at a popular cool spot then,came out and all I could hear was okpor okpor from those around. Didn't actually know the meaning. More like an embarrassing day of my life).
She might just be the shy type and definitely wouldn't want to be seen by familiar eyes or mingle with the crowd.



2)She is a popular aunty there. honestly, she might be well known around that area. Probably trying to not display herself to the other guys she have chopped on a chopping board.



3) She thinks you are after something else entirely. Why invite me to a rowdy place on a first date??
Doesn't make sense



4) She doesn't like the place.
Come on,kill the pride and give her that benefit of doubt.
Not everyone has the same taste or choice as you. It's your money fine,actually makes me think you might be way too controlling and proud.



All ain't the same, try to see others from their own point of view. I personally, won't mind taken a glass of water so long you take me to a place I'm overtly comfortable.


If you think she's hiding some other things,there's absolutely no harm in asking.

You think she's into you.
Why not ask her why she's afraid to come to the so called popular bar?

An elder who knows what to do,won't go about seeking advice from people that will give him/her same opinion.

Hi Stacy0, would you fancy a date with me? I'll let you decide the venue

Yes, twice. I was contacted directly by the recruiters.

PrinceofAgoAre:
Nah. Be interested in sheina services. Stacy0 is booked

But it's too risky for a one customer vendor. I'm sure Stacy0 can understand. I provide an opportunity to expand her business

StacyO:
Do be careful while doing this.

Planning on doing same but,I think printing fliers,joining groups or better still connecting with more people will do.
Good luck darling

What's your price, Stacy0? I may be interested in your services

StacyO:
nice thread @nwaezeemmanuel

Porn has it's good and bad effects. Anything that gets you addicted to it, please AVOID.

Getting ADDICTED to something is one thing you should be afraid of. It will always be your weak point.

You said it has good and bad effects. You mentioned the bad effect but didn't state the good