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He’s too irrelevant for me to care.

She’s a single woman fishing for someone to cure her conji.

Culture shock.

Where them dey see this kind money?

Life no easy.

People who grew up with cartoons never outgrow the habit. People who didn’t grow up with them never learn the habit. Maybe he was raised in the village or they didn’t have TVs when young.

Christmas is seventeen days to go.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

Another day, another relationship matter.

The city of roundabouts. No idea why I never flex for this location.

Vague story.

1. Oxygen.
2. Heat.
3. Sunshine.

At this rate, harmattan go land next year.

Where person fit buy cake these days?

How do I focus on the reason I entered this bar and not the attractive waitress?

Fake news central.

I’ll wait for the real news to come out. Knowing the country I’m in, it will not surface any time soon.

E be like them dey pay money to concoct fake stories nowadays.

6:30 p.m. don knack and I still dey inside house. This weekend go make sense so?

All I want to know is where OP dey work wey he dey house by 8:38 a.m.

Moderator don collect money paste the matter for front page. Nothing concern am whether na scam or authé.

Pressure cooker. End of story.

Pray over the matter.

Money dey tire person.

Na to chop the security dogs then.

Azonto don phase out. Wetin I go use these dance moves do now?

As a fellow carbon-based life form, I find this an ultimate win.

Life no suppose hard.

Wishing him a speedy recovery.

As much as I mock my father for always checking his blood pressure, he’s almost eighty years old from the act. He’s enjoyed the second longest lifespan in his lineage — one decimated from diabetes and high blood pressure. I’m new school, exercise is all I know. He’s been on self prescribed medication since his mid twenties, I’ve only had blood pressure scares twice in my life, immensely reduced from constant cardio exercises.

West Africans die of heart issues. I don’t need an autopsy to identify what took this man. Better luck next time if reincarnation is true.

Attention seeking 101.