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Attention seeker. Many people of today weren’t breastfed as babies.

Internet skit. Everybody is searching for clout.

You hardly see jungle justice catch these types. Bloodthirsty mobs get fear.

Fine girl no dey Nairaland.

How do men in prison cope?

Nothing new. The internet is full of unemployed people with too much time on their hands. The Future, sef, how does he produce sperm when he’s always under the influence? Tems may have gotten pregnant before, but it surely wasn’t from the guy. It was obvious both never crossed paths.

The only rule when dealing with the police is to avoid them completely. They are like Nairaland’s spambot; one day it bans you for typing spam, another it deletes your full legitimate paragraph. They are highly unpredictable. If you cannot face a snake while unarmed, apply the same logic to the Nigerian police force.

JAMB question.

At first, I thought it was a girl who kept a chicken as a pet. Now, I understand it was a young woman with her sugar daddy. Who cares? Na hotel all those things dey happen on a normal day.

Business is booming for Nairaland trolls.

If na insult he dey fear, imagine how he’d cope against death threats. Unserious entity. Sha, he’s a troll practicing his craft.

Good. OP, for your mental health and safety, ignore Kobojunkie. A word is enough for the wise.

Heat stroke? Heart attack? Epilepsy of which she hit her head on the ground or a brain aneurysm? Something must kill a human being. Goodbye.

The only form of engagement illiterate Nairaland moderators can think up. Intellectually stunted platform.

I drank a Pepsi yesterday. Guys, it was sweeter than Coca Cola.

Attention seeking post of the day.

No be Naija we dey again? Make e happen for US or UK then I go understand the news.

Okay. A variety. Make she send consignment occasionally.

Rich people don’t die untimely.

I have no idea who she is.

Cost of flight alone is 3.5M. That is without money for accommodation, feeding or anything else. Guy, e go tey small before I complete the money for japa.

Onila?!!!

E be like this na oyibo wey dey try learn our ways.

This boy dey find who to scam.

Another anti-woman relationship thread on Nairaland.

Having fun is now a dangerous event. This is also a reason to japa. You hardly hear news of this sort in civilized nations.

Not a new situation. It’s pretty common.

I date women not girls.

They put it on then passed out from the alcohol. Nature did the rest.

Why the government doesn’t care to educate the masses on this form of death/suicide is something I will never understand.

Internet skit.

After una debate tire, sleep straight. Nothing fit comot from Nairaland. Everything begin and end here.