₦airaland Forum

Sunday started with a joke. This is a sign, today will be a happy day.

Na today? People who eat rats here will be complaining. You children disgust me.

Londonboyrep:
Thanks but I cannot find this movie on netflix. Can you?

You don finally watch am?

Which baby mama is he chilling with for the meantime? There is no way he’s living the bachelor life. Dude should possess a dad bod from doing nothing other than playing with his children.

It's called making a move. You can spot it, now learn to use it.

It’s called adulting. She should wear her big girl pants.

War and politics. This one pass the intelligence of the average child on Nairaland. Stick to APC and PDP doings. Na there una dey shine.

This one will have an alternate account where he’ll claim that Dangote begged him for some loose 300K. I will never take you children serious. Never.

Political soap opera keeps going. Give the people stories to talk about while dousing them with excuses for not delivering on campaign promises. It works every time.

An autopsy was performed on the body after exhumation. Those don’t take more than three days. That was months ago. Now this. Abeg, let the man rest in peace if things are to be hush hush. The situation reach for him spirit to haunt everybody involved. Sometimes people die out of the blue. All that’s needed is a cause of death. It’s not a must that he was murdered.

This small girl. Please, let it be fake news. Cookathon was going smoothly for everyone, people from one tribe joined, the thing don get k-leg.

Good news. Not only bad events should make international headlines.

Well, he’ll learn the hard way. At least for four years he’ll learn a proper British accent. Why would he do such?

PoliteActivist:
Ya think?
See below

Link it to your claim then.

Nothing concern Naija government with their plight. They should face their host country. If presented with a free flight back home, they’ll give many excuses.

These pictures show mommies and daddies. I want to see early twenty-somethings. There’s no energy in seeing late thirty and forty year olds.

No source. Fake news.

Fake news. Make I scratch preek before I comot here.

A combat athlete with working brain cells. Good on her. Most have more ego than IQ points.

Believe that at your peril.

He should buy bread if he comes back. Rest In Peace.

Agbepo work go plenty. I like their way. Naija suppose implement the same but no sense.

Naija hot. Don’t blame her. Oyibo for wear bikini steady if na here them from.

frog12:
but because the money dey big, the family dey fight over their share

Na so life dey. The man didn’t train them well.

Thank God he received that much. I knew Nigerians would pull through.

seguno2:
Please why should I know her from anywhere to ask for your evidence of the 34 years claim

Good. Leave am like that.

seguno2:
Can you please share with us where you SAW her claim 34

Do you know her from anywhere?

One thing I’ve learned from using the internet is ignorance will always fight back. See the comments posted for example. This woman is doing a good job trying to bring class to average Nigerians. Thank God some sensible fellows exist who will follow suit.

I’ve noticed for a while now that moderators run the affairs of this forum. No wonder the quality dipped. These children don’t know how to handle power without bias.

Person go injure. It’s safe to say everyone in the crowd is well fed. I know hunger fit make me join the competitors.

I could care less.

Toke is always shifting her age depending on the weather. I’ve seen her claim 34 (as at 2023) to 39. Something tells me she’s no minute younger than 41. Sha, her word against naysayers. Only Maje and her former classmates know her true age.

EEIA:
What does the Phrase "Jamb question" mean?

I know the literally meaning , but can you tell me the metaphorical meaning in the context you used?

Only time will tell.