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has anyone noticed the 666 on nairabet new logo?

as the topic says, its on camera competition and not on software or hardware features.

trust me the movie will sell very much, and not only that it would break top charts.

well if real, you are into a relationship with someone who is totally in opposite end of what they try to reveals to you.

it will soon clear in the eyes of APC by December.

..oh if military chief buratai can save to buy properties in Dubai what stop other politician from doing the same.

I'm not justifying this act, but its the norm in our society.
no elective politician that doesn't own property outside the country.

buhari keep proving me wrong. he is not different from obj. and how did we end up with this?

oyatz:
Africans are very backward because of the ways they reason.

white people still do rituals till today, the only different is that they don't do it openly anymore due to the advancement and civilization of today world. go to UK and USA you will still see diviners and rituals. China, Japan, Singapore, Philippine. India e.t.c

it not tramadol it's the money they want

if you rap you meal with fuel paper you are okay with microwave

the men balls have a natural scent and I want to know if ladies are turned on by the scent?

also the sperm have a scent too. but more pronounced when dried to the skin or to the clothes

how many like this scents

LaudableXX:
Tell me their monikers, please! I promise to keep your secrets, secret!


How is the picture a fake one, if the reports he based it on, were accurate?

a nairalander doesn't mean they have id

.. who don't know Reno, FFK and fayose, lai mohamend, adaseno, abode, atiku, falana, abarti and asari are nairalanders. including military chiefs. Rocha's etc

Zirah:
It's good to be true to yourself and know what you want. Most girls I know that fit your description are lesbians.

lol I'm not talking of outrightly strong muscles like a man, just fit and sexy like a girl. but really strong and fit oh

1. Rolled-up sleeves. Big Forearms, baby. Show 'em.


2. Being unaware of their own hotness. When hot person is oblivious unaware how much they could get laid if they just tried a little harder, it's an immediate panty-dropper. And guys who are aware of it are the worst.


3. Five o'clock shadow. Personal preference, but the light scruff gets it every time.


4. A nice low voice. Not like, Barry White or anything, but a rich baritone can make someone's less attractive traits vanish in a second. plenty girls have developed crushes on just voices on the phone countless of time.


5. Ability to banter. There is nothing worse than being witty in the general direction of a human brick wall. This actually makes hot guys instantly less attractive. :|


6. Physical gentleness during sex. Knowing that a guy is holding back from being rough because you don't want to at the moment is really hot.


7. Having that boy smell that's not necessarily sold in a bottle but is just light pheromones. Not cologne or anything intentional. Nothing worse than a strong cologne. Just normal just-washed clothing plus boy scent is pretty damn appealing.


8. Not (obviously, at least) noticing any women around her. During the first few dates, if you don't even look away from her when that drunk girl in an American Apparel tube dress staggers by, her underwear will probably be on the floor later.


9. Saying her name out loud unintentionally, when you least expect it. This has a very unexpected power!


10. Being able to cook at least one dish well. You don't have to be ripping recipes from the Barefoot Contessa, but there's nothing better than waking up to a simple but delish omelet. (Pro tip: Goat cheese improves everything.) otherwise stick with indomie


11. Immediately loving your pet. Even if it's a temperamental cat, the fact that he's at least trying is adorable.


12. Tattoos. Once again, personal preference, but some girls drool over full tat sleeves on a guy with nice biceps.


13. Tipping well. Also: Joking and generally being a good dude with waiters, doormen, anyone in the service/retail industry.


14. That thing where they tell you that they want to have sex with you with their eyes. Okay, this is only with people you're dating, and not some rando ogling on the street. But you know the look — usually it happens a few drinks into a date, during a lull in conversation.


15. Holding a beautiful dog. Just carry one around with you, men.


16. Accents. That one's almost unfair.

17. Putting on or taking off a tie. There's something really hot about this, even though I can't really explain it.


18. Being awesome with kids.


19. Having a dog. There's something so grown-up and settled about it, like having plates and cups that match, which very much contrasts those dudes who live in their own filth and can barely care for a bong.


20. That hand-on-the-girl's-back move they do when you're walking sometimes. Pretty sure they're not even consciously thinking about it, but it's really sexy.


21. Running and jogging, many girls find it sexy watching men jogged.

22. When he's fresh out of the shower. Literally can't.

23. Watching him be incredibly efficient at work. No matter what the job is, seeing someone at the top of their game is always a turn-on.

24. When he's nice to her family. Yes, even her weird uncle who smokes weed and listens to the Allman Brothers in the family SUV.

25. Not answering texts when he's with her, at least on the first few dates. Full attention = respect.

26. SUITS. Also, TUXEDOS.

27. Giving a pregnant woman or a kid his seat on public transportation.

28. Oblivious guy-compliments. Not the ones that female would give you, which are more observant and detail-oriented, but those "You look nice in that dress with those things on it" types of comments are adorable.

29. Gingham shirts. Could just be me, but daaaaaaaaaaamn.

30. Dark jeans that fit well. No whiskering, no distressed denim, unless you are a popular boy who took a time machine here from 2001.

31. Non-sneaker shoes. As in, classy dress shoes for grown men.

32. never saw him with any girls for once.

thick ass, strong bone, thick skin and fresh from hand and leg. physically thick and Strong gene the type that can topically flight most boys of same body size.

reason I am saying this is that by gene contrast I'm too soft genetically.

soft water palm and feet, just say fresh soft soft boy, people believe i'm rich and enjoying. but trust is it has nothing to do with enjoy of soft life. its just the way I'm naturally.

people call me soft fresh boy. I have a soft gene and if I mate with a soft gene girl the genetics mutation will produce extremely soft or weak soft lazy child. and another thing is that we can aged fast really quickly.

its won't be proper for a male child you know.

Treasuredlove:
no one ever said it is a sin....even the bible says it is preferable but living an adulterous life is a sin.
So in simple pidgin:To marry no be by force but if u no fit hol' body go marry

how does getting bleeped yo clear natural phenomenon a sex

how is it a sin? if one decided not to born or married? one might decide to live their alone without dragging anyone into it. I want to know

tithe does not necessarily means 10% by God standard. 10th is only a measurement.

guy this your story sweet oh. you and I know its fake. but if true. I get somebody when need the job

education is key to ignorance. when the people are educated they stop believing and spreading fake news.

this girl ugly oh. see nose, if we should admit the truth is guys fine pass girls if we she all stay natural.

for real guys, please stop asking for sex, most girls have over the years program their Brain that all you wanted is sex right from the onset you approach them. so even if they want the sex more than you do, but because you have or always show interest they will start to hold it back or give you conditions to have it.


its a natural phenomenon. when you show more interest in an item the seller will want to increase the value and price because you want it badly.

why i'm saying this is that there is this girl that is now disturbing me with sex i'm now the one running. she called every week that she is missing me and need me, she want to come but I always tell her I'm not around or not feeling fine. the more I tell her I'm not available the more she misses and want me. now running to 11 months now and she has been masturbating with my image in her memory.


how it started? this girl wanted the sex more than me and I notice she like sex and very active, she always want us to continue the sex ramps but i always get tired. she is very quick to get wet and the type that wet with so many fluid as you will see it on her pant and bedsheets, if I touch her for a minute she done wet be that, but she is always fond of stressing me because after she seduced me and I showed interest in the sex she would hold back with conditions. shio? If i give her money to go after sex she will be complaining that the money is too small.


and if you see as she de enjoy the sex de moan "baby Bleep me" "you are killing me", you will think she is even paying me.

at times before she come she will tell me say I hope your pocket is full oh, you know all does kind thing, most times I will just end the call with anger. one day like that we are almost naked just only her pant. and her pant was very wet with vagina fluid. ok remove the pant make I put penis she say make I wait first say she need money to do some important things bla bla bla. she said how much I will give her before we had sex. this really spoiled my mood. she said i don't take her as my girlfriend and as I don't take her serious so I have to pay ( how they take relationship with her orientation is that you take responsibility and always call, so since I'm not doing that I have to pay for sex) . we throw each other words and it lead to big augment and my penis became flaccid. I told her henceforth she should never come to me if money is involved, she said next time will never happens. i told her we should just be sex help mate for mutual sex benefit anything outside that I'm not interested. and if she need money she should look for rich guys that can pay. in fact she should start prostitution.


after the hit up i told her to leave and she demand for transport before she leave, i told her you are mad. and she never wanted to leave and her mouth was running up and down (i am the type of guy that doesn't beat or hit woman if not i would have hit her because she said I be small boy and we are not mate but she refuse to declare her age) i begin to force her to leave. I can see pride in her at that moment as she doesn't know how to recover or calms the situation back to the previous mood because she tried to stop me wearing back my clothes. but i already vex.


then I told her plain blank its over and this will be the last day anything like this will happen again. she spark and said I should not call her again and who I think say I be. I told her she is a prostitutes and it would be better she enter street and stand for junction.

the situation already hit up and I have lost my sexual apatite. because she does not want to go and using transport as excuse and she is still insulting me so I have to leave her instead. I don't know how she manage to leave.

and what is annoying me is that she is dating and sleeping with other guys which I have no problem with. and you can not see it in her body like girls when de run thing's and which means those guys are not paying like that. because if they are paying like she is disturbing me she would be using iPhone and other expensive good clothes.


could you believe since then this girl have been the one disturbing me? she want to see me this and that? and when we go see now? the table has change.

guys please stops been carried away by online cleavages. don't be fooled because 100% of this postures ain't real. they are well packages and meant to deceived boys and girls. girls have learnt a way to position in a bent style in photos to enhance body their shape and photo filters which are not real. majority of the guys that befriend girls online always have a story to tell about the truth after the finally met. they are not close to beautiful on social media couple with the fact they only upload the best selected photos.

I have been there before. the girl was ugly with rough pimples but not a bad boob and ass though. she put on those jihab because she knows she is ugly as we are meeting for the first time. but her Facebook photo was porches from filters.

example look at the below photos and you won't believe the two photo are the same person.

who knows it might even be a terrorist attack.

Dottore:
You are dead in this country if you know nobody. Just like I was driving away from a Bureau de change Office in Owerri road in Enugu State sometime ago. I was with my younger sister in the car, suddenly a green Toyota Carina E car drove past me and blocked me just a few yards before a mosque in the area. I applied brake suddenly.

At first I thought it was robbers. I quickly engaged the reverse gear but before I could reverse or make meaningful movement two guys had quickly alighted from the Carina E they were armed and had Police Bullet proof vests though they weren't putting on uniforms. The first shock of robbery thought left me. One was shouting "Police don't move" at the same time corking his rifle. Before I knew it the other one opened the passenger door and asked my sister to come down and enter their car so he will take her position in my car.
I quickly stepped down and demanded to know what our offence was. I had thought maybe I had committed a traffic offence but on a second thought I reasoned that we weren't on a major road and we didn't drive past any traffic light and I know very well that neither of us is a criminal so I stood my ground and refused to go anywhere.

A crowd had started gathering. A third person came down from their car and wanted to patronize me by talking softly saying that I should be a gentlemen and just follow them to SARS Office so I don't provoke the other two that they are usually impatient and ruthless. I wasn't cowed by what he was saying.

I was already aware of the police gimmick in Enugu then. They would arrest an innocent fellow, accuse you of a heinous crime or having links with criminals, detain you for days if not weeks, tactically intimidate you to save your reputation and bail your self with huge sums or else they threaten to take you Intermittently to your residence in cuffs to conduct a search.

The third person who preferred to speak more friendly asked me a few questions about what I do for a living and all that and why I went to bureau de change. I told him I just came back from China few days before then and I needed some Naira notes to clear some goods by Air freight. He said I shouldn't worry that I should just follow them that he will make sure they don't harm me but I vehemently refused. I kept demanding to know what I did. I scrolled up a number on my phone to make a call but before I knew it they seized our phones. I later obliged them, two entered my car we left while their car was coming behind.
When we got there, before we could go in, I saw a very senior Police Officer who happens to be a family friend. He was surprised seeing me there, after I told him the ordeal he felt bad and got my phones from them and handed them over to me and asked us to leave.

Why are there no stringent measures to curb the excesses of these wicked men. Why are the Police authority and other relevant Government establishments keeping mute to these countless inhuman activities by these men.

believe me you, they thought you are a yahoo boy. that how they operate they threaten and harass you like you have committed a great crime.

they will first of all leave you with panic as you try to understand what is the problem. they will order you to follow them to the station. they would collect you phone search your bank app and messages. check your photo gallery if they see any foreign number or a white man photo. they will take you as a yahoo boy or cultist if tattoos or any other thing. they they will want to disgrace you in your resident with handcuffs claiming to go and search your house so that you will be ashamed of the people in your area seeing you with handcuff and police.

all this things is just for you to settle them or face the shames that you are a mere suspect.

many out of duress agree to settle them just because of the Shame and stigma that police came and search their residence and mostly if they are tenant.

comon guys, i'm not talking about the hygiene, but rather the contrast of the white and nice set of teeth. as we can see from their elite and the wealthy

there is always history to every genetics. diet or environmental factors. in Nigeria no doubt the northerners are the most darkest skin, the most endowed men in penis, the most slimmest, the most tallest and the most best set of teeth in Nigeria.

the dark skin part is due to the hot weather in the northern part, so over the years they produced melanin to help against the hot sun.

the slimmest, the northerners are herders, herders and starvation are 5 and 6. herders starves very much as there is always very little to eat and as they migrants. always moving and roaming about and couple with their diet. they northerners doesn't eat much unhealthy foods.

big long penis, slim people have be found to have longer penis.

the white teeth, I'm not sure if its the cow milk and the fact they eat less. but I believe it has something to do with diet over the years.

op, the truth is you were committed to her at first because of the money she gave to you.

then the second was sex, because you were enjoying all these things for free you became attached and committed. and because of your soft heart and gentle nature you became in love with her and find it hard to hurt or disappoint her. then you start to see how to corrects her mistakes and maybe turn her around so you can marry her.

habit is a very sensitive and delicate thing to change. a thief is a thief, and a prostitutes is a prostitutes. they never or difficult to change. it only need the situation to turn things around for the worst then that habit will resurface.

only the strong hearted and a carefree person can marry someone of that kind of past.

from what I see you are not a carefree or strong hearted. you can never change anyone. they might change when life seems so good and goes on like that. but once the situation goes back to a point a one time prostitutes or a thief will go back.

the thing that triggered that habits or behavior will spark it again.

modern prison is not to just people is jail. because jail doesn't solved the problem or changed people, rather but to rehabilitate, reorient, psychological welfare and to change of their previous environment or the basics that cause the crime in the first place.

that's why the western prison are well built and a lot of trainings going on there.


but in Nigeria the government will release a harden criminal after jail terms back to the society without welfare or checking on them and their conditions. it will never solve anything. they will only wait for the right moment to go back and it won't be long in this hashed economy

this must be a genetically mutation of the reproductive systems. chai she is not comfortable with that and I see so many men that want to test it in privates and then clean mouths