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aircraft or witchcraft

A newly married couple brought a female house help
from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy so
they would have time for their careers and other more
important things. One day, oga decided to give his wife a surprise
package. He molded a big heart(to represent love) with the
assistance of the house help, a project which took almost
the whole day. Madam came back and met the house help sleeping and
snoring: MADAM: Will you get up now! Stupid girl! What have you
been doing since morning? HOUSE HELP: Madam welcome. No vex abeg me and Oga
dey make love since morning. Na just now now we
finish e say make I lie down small. What will u do if ur the woman and if ur the man hw do
u intend to explain, if the maid insist u made luv?

i have been trying to install bluestacks on my pc (acer aspire one mini laptop)but keep getting errors each time like "graphic card" error and some kind of "system not configured". plz guys how do i pass all these cus i really need this software in my pc.plz which is the best one (bluestacks version) that can work properly in my system. thanks

infact i don't know where to start..It was like a nollywood film last night in the hospital where my 4 months nephew died..i have never been this down in my life.
My boy (KamsiyoChukwu) was taken to hospital last night around 8pm,after giving him injections my he started crying. He cried for complete 4hrs non-stop till he was proclaimed dead around 12:30am this morning but we rejected the news and started praying, his parents, rev, fathers,pastors,my bros (evangelist) infact everybody...while praying the doctors decided to put/give him oxygen (not sure if its the name sha).
Around 1:15am my dead KamsiyoChukwu started breathing again, shaking his body mehn it was like a film trick to us..my elder sis (his mum) who threatened Kamsiyochukwu that if he dare die that she will also kill her self couldnt hold her joy.
Plzz guys i want you all to follow me thank the lord for resurrecting my nephew back to life.

this man (Mourinho) has two tongues o. Just last year he said "C.Ronaldo is the greastest footballer"

The two-time Champions League winner has previously claimed that his compatriot "thinks he knows everything" Jose Mourinhohas taken another swipe at Cristiano Ronaldoby claiming that that his fellow Portuguese is not the"real" Ronaldo.
The Chelsea boss, who recently stated that his former charge at Real Madrid"thinks he knows everything", insinuated that he has more respect for Brazil legend Ronaldo, with whom he worked during his time at Barcelona under the guidance of Bobby Robson.
"I was manager for the first time in the 2000 year but, before that, I was assistant in big clubs and with big managers and coaching the best players in the world, so I was 30 and I was coaching Ronaldo, not this one [Cristiano], the real one, the Brazilian Ronaldo," Mourinho toldESPN.
"I was coaching Rivaldo, I was coaching[Luis] Figo, I was coaching [Pep] Guardiola, I was coaching big players when I was very, very young.
"So, at that time, I was not the manager, I was just an assistant but I was feeling that I had, in my hands, some potential and after that I start mycareer in the year 2000 and after four years I won my first Champions League and, after that, everything comes as a consequence."
Mourinho left Camp Nou in 2000 to coach Benfica but it was at rivals Porto that he became a household name on the back of their remarkable ChampionsLeague success in 2004
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Source: http://www.goal.com/en/news/12/spain/2013/08/03/4162626/cristiano-is-not-the-real-ronaldo-mourinho

what will happen at last?

i knw it right from time.
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Iaz93: are you fuccked?

i understand your problem but am the cause so better go back to your village and beg the person that cursed you.

na wa oh! This guy nyash don bend o..that means no more frowning face when shitting lolzzz

Iaz93: MUMU .. you couldn't use a better example for your lame prayer.

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Who be this Mtcheeeeeeew

lolzzz not a new thing @op..in my town you dare not call an OZO titled man a mr.

As C.RONALDO spends the last 4
years escourting
LIONEL MESSI to receive his glory
(Ballon D'ior) So shall your
enemies knowingly
and unknowingly keep escorting you to
your promise land.
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@topic
i don't want to see sagged bossoms o..only 18-25 should protest unclad

Hezron Lorraine: Tears.
Remembering my own experience with suicide.it just happens to you like the world is crashing into you.signs that you'll get out of that challenge is close to zero.
Scaling through and finding hope to keep on fighting is the greatest relieve.

God thank you for delivering me from the hands of suicide.remembering those dark days,is a great joy I'm still standing after two failed attempts.

me too once considered it..somethings can push one to do some silly things

Godvilla: which grants u the access to delete dem. So get on with it and delete all.....

thanks sha..i used PC so tidy the stuff..lost alot of files but anyway sha make you take one bottle of ooh mpa for my head. Lolzz

Godvilla: Yes the'll varnish, so its best u back dem up to ur memory card

i did as you said but guess what?? Those files got transfered from phone memory to memorycard.

Godvilla: Guy i thought u requested 4 a help?
Dude, u dnt sound like u nid one...
But i'll ignore ur arogance and help u out!!!
HARD RESET UR PHONE AND THOSE FILES WILL DISAPPEAR

bros abeg make u no vex na..we are not fighting na. Thanks but if i HARD REST it, will my applicatioh (in phone memory) also go??

Godvilla: Its either ur memory card is damaged or ur phone..... Hard reset ur fone(*#7370#)
and if this reoccurs, i'll advice u format ur memory card or get anoda

i don't think so bro.. Cus i located d files with x-plore in c:/ .check d pix below.

Godvilla: Its either ur memory card is damaged or ur phone..... Hard reset ur fone(*#7370#)
and if this reoccurs, i'll advice u format ur memory card or get anoda

i don't think so bro.. Cus i located d files with x-plore in c:/ .check d pix below.

guys plz i need help!

Plz what is the name of the application that could be used to lock these files?? The phone is NOKIA E5

But i don't believe her age.. Ohhh i forgot..she is using her football age.

Former Super Eagles player Julius Aghahowa's 11
year old daughter, Isabelle Aghahowa has made
her acting debut in Nollywood, playing the role of
identical twins separated at birth and given to two
different mothers in Uche Jombo's new movie
'Unconditional'. Isabelle plays the dual role of Dakore's daughter
and Uche Jombo's daughter in the movie.


Source:http://m.naij.com/news/41542.html

i reject dis pix..this aint the pix joor

we the youths need to stand up nd say no...we need to #occupy dis and send warining to den.

nosike3: you disrespectful punk... Insulted my roles model in public attention and notice.. I am sure you are the goatfvcker

like seriously yuzedo your role model?? Ndo

In 1983,Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of the defunct Gongola state (now Adamawa and Taraba ), and 30 years later ,he is today the Chairman of the ruling Party ,the PDP.

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Dr.Bello Haliru was commissioner in the old Sokoto state (now Sokoto, Zamfara ) and 33 years after he is today the Minister of Defence .

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Major General David Mark (rtd) was
the military governor of Niger state in 1984 and 28 years later he is today the Senate president .

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Governor Mutala Yanko was the governor of Niger state in 1976 and 36 years later he is today the Governor of Adamawa state.

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Ognonnaya Onu was the governor of Abia
state in 1992 and 20 years later after ,he is today the National Chairman of ANPP.

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Governor David Jonah Jang was the governor of Benue state in 1985 and 27 years after ,he is today the governor of Plateau state.

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Martin Elechi is over 80 years old!

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Only in Nigeria is this possible, where the youth of today have no future! Where do we go from here? People Deceive People (PDP).

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In 1985, IBB was
the president of Nigeria and our teachers told us that Buhari was the former Head of
state ...Our teacher also called us ''the leaders of tomorrow''..27 years later ,IBB and Buhari are still contesting for Presidency..Its either our
teacher lied to us about being the leaders of tomorrow ...Or tomorrow is yet to come .Who is
fooling who? Some of us ran out of the country ,Obasanjo went abroad chasing them ,telling all nations to deport Nigerian
youths. Let us stand and fight for our right because we are the leaders of today...

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Pleas let all youth come to an alliance and fight for the unborn . We can't continue like this. Pass this to everyone if you believe we are
the leaders of today.

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH . I signed it, will you
do the same by sending to all your friends.WE MUST STAND FOR THE RIGHT.MILLIONS OF YOUTHS WHO ARE GRADUATES, MASTERS AND P.H.D HOLDERS ARE OUT THERE WITHOUT ANY JOB, YET THEY ARE BEING BRANDED LEADERS OF
TOMORROW! WHERE IS
TOMORROW WITHOUT TODAY

yuzedo: Somebody f..ucked that goat! A goatfucker is on the loose!!!

Guy why you never make sense?? Always talking trash.. You need deliverance Seriously

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