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hope p'square are man u fans o

but why did they suspend him?? What are his offence if i may ask? Maybe racisim

ASUU & FG have finally reached agreement:
16virgins girls, 33 tubers of yam, 4 white goats, 27
kegs of fresh
palm wine and 50 kolanuts.
Students are 2 resume in d next 3 EKE market
days. The gods have spoken.... Spread the news

scientology: Mr Seun please gimme ur ftp pasword i wanna upload someting....tnkx

#⊙À⊙&;╙Ω∆♂♪ΐφⁿ◙Þ <<thats his password

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Waiting for your decision.[/quote]thanks..i will look into that but lemme see what greatdeveloper asked. Will get back to u

Good day @ everybody,

well i don't knwo where to start but think no need for introductions.i have been following this section for sometime now due to my passion in I.T but due to my background and some things i was not previlaged to practicaliz what i have been reading online.

i'm a novice but a fast learner sha...please i will like you guys to help me fulfil my dream in becoming a genius in ICT.

I started working (practica) on my new site (www.freenzy.tk or freenzy.wapka.mobi) yesterday but couldnt get pass the homepage...most of the codes and tutorials i have been reading are not working out for me..please i need a guidlines/codes on how to create and design my MEMBER/FORUM/THEMES page just like or gurusloade.com...i want to start from there (wapka) cus i believe in few months time i will master it and go for PHP...please as a beginner what and what should i know/learn first?

I will be more than happy if you gus can help me.thanks @all

@op
na wa you o!...am in good mood now if nt i for curse you

Marotzke: see what you have caused now, while I was laughing hysterically, my little niece rushed to call her mum saying something is wrong with uncle.

no be my fault

My pastor added me on facebook and i innocently
accepted.
2 Mins later his mssg came in:.
Pastor: how are you?
Me: am fine my daddy.
Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on
your head
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you and your
family.
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: are you there?
Me: yes my daddy
Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blesings.
Me: ok,
Pastor:May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush
you and your family like a moving train, faster than the
speed of light in Jesus name.
Me: pastor thunder fire you!

Fc Barcelona or Man U home jersey

this story get k-leg

how authentis is dis news??

i will still vote for Andy Uba i believe he will like to redeem their name Uba by doing wonderful works in anambra when he wins.

crayfish nko?

nigerians and power

i will not say more

bank stolen money now to ogun treasure

yawa don gas be that..
that serves her better..i need to record those criminals police at udoka 1st gate

are they pirate of aba or pirate of alaba
...but these guys look hungry

they should name them

...my money is in danger!

its in the gene corruption

wait o.. Are we going for war or just s fooball match.
.this is too damn much na abi keshi has personal beef with malawi before dat he wants to treat once and for all now.
Mr. Keshi malawi na ur (african) brothers o.. abeg reduce your soldiers and use ordinary police (homebase)

i dont get this at all

killing in the north is now like messi scoring goals against real madrid... _{not a new thing}

sue the landlord na

Sagytarius: wtf is politice?

i dont blame you..i guess you are posting with your phone

better than jungle justice

politics?? No long enemies
.
but i think Jona should also set up his own commitee panel to look into it..

i just dont know why i hate legal criminal police with passion..i think we should be appling the law of jungle justice to them..since they dont wanna change...a country where people prefer arm robbers to police.

hope they can now build some better stadiums and also buy good cameras from the money. welcome development sha

Good morning Nairalanders/Mods, well i have been looking for complaint thread to post this but couldnt find, so i think i have to do it here cus this is where i was banned.
On wedneday 14th August 2013 around 7:30, i opened South Africa vs Nigeria match thread to comment but to my supprise i couldnt find the REPLY botton. i thought the problem was from nairaland or that the thread has been locked but it cant be cus people are still commenting.there i said lemme check my profile..couldnt believe what i saw "YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED in sports section BY honeric01 for SPAMMING,BAN EXPIRES 18/8/2013".I tried to recollect last time i commented in sports section but couldnt remember so i checked all my comments and posts history but couldnt find where i spammed or disobeyed seun 21 commandment.i sent seun PM but got no response.i have never been banned in this forum for my 4yrs here...so i demand to know why i was banned by honeric01.
Now all i want is for mr.honeric01 to show/screenshot/quote me where i spammed.