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2goodbobo: You better slap yourself out of that Love because from all indication, she is still involve with her Ex and only using you as [size=14pt]a super sub[/size]. Wake up from your slumber before is too late. The Red flags are staring at you in the face. Is better you break up with her now before is too late. A word they say is enough for the wise.

LMAO @ bolded

I guess it's high time you draw the line between been in a relationship and been an employer...the babe don nearly turn you to Chairman Provide For Me & Sons Limited

NessaFresh: 50 - 55

This one small now i was thinking 70 - 85

LastApostle: Kids problems

Mummy sexkillz pinch me

Mummy I want to urinate

Mummy Stella want to be my friend

And now this







Nairaland, two of my female friends want to be my girlfriend and I don't need that






Here comes my MATURED advice:
Tell them your manliness is without FIRE and that has really discouraged you from dating women. Judge their reactions afterwards

Guy you no go kill person with laff

obowunmi: If he's RICH, tell him you smell nothing.

If he's BROKE - you better, tell him his mouth smells like the pit-latrine.

LMAO

spiritchild: Men are just sooooooo selfish! see all of them screaming 'infidelity' So una no wan share una wives? Yet u freely distribute your sperm to any aisha, ngozi or bimbo!

Wetin do those names abi na them they drag your man with you

Cikoloko: am a movie director.....am very sure dis movie will sale

it will indeed SALE

Agrika: How i wish it was the other way round, a lady sleeps with my hubby and gives me 10million, i will even make the bed for u guyz...lol

laffs in chinese

Kirinwa: Take that money and shove it up your a$$.You can as well sleep with me.
Ode!

Gbam

Wait am coming let me consult the oracle...

It all depend on the kind of conversation they are having, she might a good reason for calling him.

BTW, that your friend na learner ooo he wan die because of him gf...if he come catch the girl on top man nko wetin him go do...SMH

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No particular time frame...it all depends on how fast you guys want to go down low

He should ask his oga at top before he quits the relationship...abi na until d babe send am go buy condom come before him go run What a question

Orikinla: [size=18pt]1. Take her to the beach and build a sand castle and hiding it from her, plant the ring in the sand castle and then tell her that you have a special gift for her hidden in the sand castle. She will be curious to find out and as she finds the ring, ask her to marry you.

2. Or tell her to close her eyes at the beach and write WILL YOU MARRY ME? in the sand in front of her. Then tell her to open her eyes.

If she truly loves you, she will say YES.
Girls or women only reject the marriage proposals of the guys they don't love.

I have had the experiences of babes asking me, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I did not say YES and I did not say NO.
I always jokingly skip committing myself.
I thank God I did not marry the two young women I almost married many years ago.
I would have missed the love of my life.

Any in every relationship or marriage proposal, LOOK VERY WELL BEFORE YOU LEAP.
Never propose out of lust.

It can take you 1 year, 2 years, 3 years, 5 years and even 20 years to find your true life partner.

PLEASE, DON'T LISTEN TO ALL THOSE FAKE SINGLE AND MARRIED PASTORS WHO CANNOT SOLVE THE PROBLEMS OF THEIR OWN MARRIAGES PREACHING "SPIRIT OF LATE MARRIAGE".
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THE "SPIRIT OF LATE MARRIAGE".
IT IS NOT IN ANY BIBLE OR KORAN.
THEY HAVE MADE FORTUNES FROM THE IGNORANCE OF DESPERATE SINGLES IN NIGERIA.

MARRY ONLY WHEN YOU ARE MATURE AND SECURE ENOUGH TO START A FAMILY.
IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO START A FAMILY, PLEASE I BEG YOU AS I ALWAYS DO, DON'T MARRY AND BRING INNOCENT CHILDREN TO SUFFER IN THIS WORLD.
NO CHILD ASKED TO BE BORN POOR.
THE MOST EVIL AND WICKED THING IS TO HAVE A CHILD IN POVERTY.

Marriage is a life sentence for better for worse.
AND IT IS NOT BY FORCE.
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN EARLY, THERE ARE ENOUGH CHILDREN BEGGING FOR ADOPTION IN THE ORPHANAGES.

It is better not to be married than be divorced.[/size]

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This must be a black week for this country...first it was boko haram, now another huge loss of life again...May God save us all

*subscribing*

[quote author=Human_being1st]. Wit due respect sir/ma u are very stupid and fooolish 4 d word "oga at the top" u wrote above. y are some nig[/quote]All this epistle just to insult someone, i doubt if there is any difference between both of you. Advice the op and leave shikena

ItsModella: Who is Diamond Adaeze Igwe anyway?

She is the niece to the brother of the uncle of jonathan's wife

I would not be surprised, if he gives boko haram presidential pardon...na wa o oga Jona you are indeed a ret-a-rdeen...SMH

Not again this ilorin guys are really going nuts

LMAO

*following*

BB12: @OP: Are you seriously seeking for an advice Why are some ladies so dumb sef
If you don't trust your boyfriend, why stick to him Don't worry, you will soon be a baby mama...your eyes go clear then :p

Tell her ooo

Dyt: We dey take am buy d1ldo cos una no dey satisfy us

Fussbot: hmm.. #canal#

Canal No...Borehole Yes

seunfly: Mine was in ilorin, there is one family that i was very close to like that, the man was around 70years but look young and agile he took me like a friend, infact he always intaract with me like his mate, and he has about 3 grand daughters living with him and one of his daughters who is a widow too lives with him.
This girls usualy call me uncle not because am older than them (infact we are pear group) but how close i was to their grand pa i tried to behave like uncle but it was difficult because they were beautiful, rich and i have first hand access to them. So i decided to woo one of them, the one i chose claim to love me but needed to seek advise from her twin sister, the sister also went to seek advice from the third girl who is not their direct sister but cousine.
The third girl went and told their anty(widow) then their anty gathered everybody in our enviroment to our house to warned me to stay away from those girls. my mum denied it and every body in our house and shops denied it because i was gentle, spiritual and dicipline but the girls coroborated the story. Then i arrived from school find crowd infront of our house and the woman said ask him he is around ofcause i could not deny it, the peaple started asking when i turn bad. You need to see they way the place turn empty peaple that came to support my mum to deny it simply disapeared and since then, peaple's perception changed against me every body began to warned their daughters as if i will 12, 15, or 16years old girl.
It was only that man that supported me every body in our area was against me including our house, the man and i are still friends till today.

Bros u for write this your post for pidgin now...i don begining get headache now

Conji don cause wahala ooo

Seun no dey quick vex...but if the guy vex na to ban you till 2199

Wish him quick recovery...

I can see Seun smiling to the bank with this stupid stunt..Seun should sue NSCDC for all they are worth..Nonsense