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See the way she sat down like..." Which of my village people did I offend?"... .."The last time I went to my village, did I give that woman money so?"...

Someone please call 911 for her..o..

She is bangable for her age... . Her indiscretions is forgiven by me...

I think it's cute...

May God help us this ember period... .
That's how the car I was in 3days back on my way home knocked down a kid, I think he should not be more than 4years old. I swear I thought the kid was dead but it was a miracle he survived and was even walking 3hrs later.

I didn't bother to read the story....but one thing I'm sure is that the girl is an iidiot. Sue her ass for been a fraud, and you have to check yourself, because for her to want to make such outrageous request she must have noticed a flaw in your character.

Good for him...if I was the one I'll rather hold the baby instead of backing her that way..!!

I like this thread, 2017 wedding rice loading.

Even though you were disgusted, you had to stay in the car for like 20mins just so that you can come online to post how shocked and disgusted you are.
Like seriously? In fact...

Lalasticlala like boobs die, so amma book this space till it gets to FP.

LesbianBoy:
Na wa o! And you wee be forming meme lord!

...That was wicked, perfect response, no offense smelly....lesbian boy, oya take this

What if the person selling the gun is the one wooing your daughter

kokaneprodigy:
We played Southampton this season in the EPL and won bro

Let me guess, with the team that played yesterday? ...even Chamberlain who had been trying in the tournament was on the bench, he also started el neney ahead of xhaka ( thank God for his injury by the way)...in case you don't know, the second goal was El neny's fault.

Personally, I don't care about yesterday's match, I'm just concerned about Wenger's inability to be fluid, he's to rigid in ideology, he approaches every game with a fixed mindset.

I hope we trash West Ham during the week though... It's a good opportunity to go top of the table I.e if both Liverpool and Chelsea eventually loses.

For fvck sake, this was the same Southampton that beat you the other time 4 nil and you had to opportunity to revenge and make a statement instead decided to use your second team... For the love ofGod is Arsene Wenger out of his mind?

Even if it was just EFL cup, winning is winning and it affects the over all team confidence when we lose...it's simple psychology 101.
Arsene is just a retaard...Simple.!

Thank God for your life now....everybody deserves redemption. But I hope all she said is true, I don't want to start hearing lawsuits flying all around,because it seems this days Nigerian celebs are often found wanting in one scandal or the other.

sisisioge:
Assually, I think she must have imagined she had lollypop in her mouth. I have never been able to lick one from the beginning to the end before, I always end up chewing it up like a gum. Whew! This is a true account of how I handle lollypop or any sweet for that matter. It is well.

Excuse me...

Nice one explorer....although I don't fancy all this quotes ish, it's easy to get moved by all this quotes till when you're in a relationship then you'll realize it's all BS.

Being in Love/Relationship is a different ball game.

Front page loading....50%.

HML.....erm, but wait...o, does that the bride has a younger sister? I've something personal to discuss with her.

amicable09

We are sinking further deep into recession and yet he is busy traveling up and down as if it's not his concern....vex just dey catch me self.

Come 2019 I'm going to vote anyone else other than this....this..(I don't know what to call him self)....so long as the candidadte is an economist even if he/she is in Kuli Kuli party.

May be they were both (him and the girl) sexually frustrated...or maybe he thought since he was crippled no one would suspect him and has been taking advantage of his condition, I guess he was over pampered....some people don't deserve pity sometimes.

Well the final decision depends on his wife but as for me...o I would kick his ass to the street without blinking an eye lid even if na my mama (not his own..o) come beg me.

This week is my first time of knowing this chic. It's been long since I watched Nigerian film so I decided to use my GF's laptop, I think the name of the movie was "Lagos Cougars".

Omo she caught to my attention, I mean literally. .

The babe set die...

I don't know.

I'm not married but I'm putting on a ring and it's on my 4th finger. Instincts I guess.

amicable09:
Hahahaha. You don follow me reach here

I saw 'story' and that piqued my interest. Not to worry, mine will be updated next week. Like a soap, it is aired weekly

Enjoy frequent updates from here.

That's not fair.... . Anyway it's worth the wait.

amicable09:
Ehen!?

Is that so?
Did you say personal?
Okay, but this Oyibo people own no gel for us here in Naija. I like practical stuff.

Let's hear your own confession

We the Silent Readers Association do here by fine you with the sum of $20,000 for breach of contract.

You left your own thread that is lacking of update to come and peep into someone else's thread.

Oya no vex....please we need update.

Joke....

Well, if she is attractive enough I might just have to reconsider.

Married or Not, if she makes the move, I would comply if my interest is piqued . Woman na woman, just because she is married doesn't change the fact....it's just human perception.

Ma Niggar... ...Fvck whatever names all those hypocrite might call you. They might probably do worse than you if they were in your shoes.

The only interesting part about the article was that he didn't get to pay a dime to her. Asides that, I don't really think there was any need for the bitterness and I also think he still has to be in his child's life,making sure that the kid lacks nothing, because the child is completely innocent.

Someone should wake me up when this thread reaches front page....

By the way....LMAO.... ...@ Institute of Madness and Torture. I guess he is an Alumni of the institution.

See as him do mouth self. He kisses like a girl.

Anyway HML.

AkinPhysicist:
wetin concern Soyinka with this poo?

I swear you read my mind....wetin concern Soyinka for hear now?. Korede bello too dey vex quick, just this small attack, him begin to dey yarn trash....It's not as if he is the most hated celeb for naija self, abeg make him park well like parker.

. ...Chai why people just wicked like this...

I guess those screaming they don't know Mr.Eazi don't watch music channel that much. He has some good songs out there (bankulize,anointing, skin tight, dance for me, ohema e.t.c) and I won't mind if he wins the award.
When you hear "it's your boy eazi" just start to dey move your body small small cos na jam when go burst your brain...