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Christianity EtcRe: Couple's Testimony At The Ongoing Shiloh 2016, Sparks Outrage On Twitter by Fkforyou(m): 11:30am On Dec 11, 2016
JohnieWalker:
By 2023 when buhari is through with Nigerians they won't even have data to watch the clip not to talk of argument.
From Eritrea with love.
Your professy won't work, because we're kicking him out by 2019..grin.

But you mean..o, as if the recession wey we dey now never do us, you come they wish make him prolong reach 2023.. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Couple's Testimony At The Ongoing Shiloh 2016, Sparks Outrage On Twitter by Fkforyou(m):
Sometimes I feel dumb people are mostly found on twitter. Those fvcking morons should take a chill pill, it's his testimony not Thiers and he has a right to be grateful for what ever irrespective how they perceive it which is non of their business.

How many times do you hear couples discussing about which gender they prefer to give birth to, does that make it seem like the other gender is inferior? Or how many times do we hear mothers saying they want a girl child so that they can dress to look like them ( a mini me as they call it), and when they give birth to boys they feel a slight disappointment only to love them more than anything in this world.

Some people need brain surgery I swear. undecided
Forum GamesRe: Suicide, Or Homicide? by Fkforyou(m): 9:39pm On Dec 10, 2016
True, although I wanted to ask, if it was suicide then who pressed the stop button? I guess your answer is more precise.
RomanceRe: When Did U Get Your First Blowjo.b? Mine Is... by Fkforyou(m): 9:15pm On Dec 10, 2016
Never had one.. undecided
FamilyRe: He Is Ruining My Reputation. Help! by Fkforyou(m): 11:54am On Dec 10, 2016
ChemicalReaction:
I'll go straight to the point.

It all started in 2013 when I graduated from high school and was enrolled for computer training. Along the line, i became friends with Victory. It got to a point where we started visiting each other, her parents knew me vice versa. In the course of being friends, her friends/neighbours knew me.

She had this neighbour (lets call him Henry) who had his eye on me. He started asking for my number, slowly, asking turned pestering, then subsequently, iritating. I had to start dodging(this guy was 25 then so you should understand my innocence). One day, our teacher wasn't around so we decided to see a movie at Victory's house. On my back home, I met Henry and he started again, so I had to trick him(told him to collect from my friend cos my battery was dead and it's a new sim). My friend gave this guy my number even without my permission even when she knew how much i despised him.
Tell you Mum and Dad, and apologize to them. Then, the next time he approaches you, beg him that you want to pay him with sex,then invite him to a certain location, by the way you must have planned this with your father or elder brothers.
On your way, find a way to text your Dad/ Older brothers and let them come meet you guys at the location then beat the shiit out of him.
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Meets Buhari, Says 'I Cannot Be Suspended' by Fkforyou(m): 11:18am On Dec 10, 2016
This circus clown should go and take a back sit jare, elrufai is busy trying to make Kaduna great and he is busy trying to distract him with his clownish face. Fvck off!! if you cannot make any meaningful impact to Kaduna state.
FamilyRe: See Picture Of Lady Who Fell Into Gutter Because Of High-heel by Fkforyou(m): 7:51pm On Dec 09, 2016
See the way she sat down like..." Which of my village people did I offend?"... grin.."The last time I went to my village, did I give that woman money so?"... grin

Someone please call 911 for her..o.. grin
FamilyRe: Photo..pretty Young Mum Breast Feeding Her Baby At An Even Goes Viral. by Fkforyou(m): 2:59pm On Dec 09, 2016
She is bangable for her age... cool. Her indiscretions is forgiven by me...
FamilyRe: Photo..pretty Young Mum Breast Feeding Her Baby At An Even Goes Viral. by Fkforyou(m):
I think it's cute... cool
TravelRe: Fatal Accident At Ehor, Edo State, Driver Burnt To Death (Photos) by Fkforyou(m): 8:31pm On Dec 07, 2016
May God help us this ember period... cry.
That's how the car I was in 3days back on my way home knocked down a kid, I think he should not be more than 4years old. I swear I thought the kid was dead but it was a miracle he survived and was even walking 3hrs later.
RomanceRe: "My Girlfriend Is Demanding ₦200k To See a Pic Of My New Born Son" -Nigerian Guy by Fkforyou(m): 8:03pm On Dec 07, 2016
I didn't bother to read the story....but one thing I'm sure is that the girl is an iidiot. Sue her ass for been a fraud, and you have to check yourself, because for her to want to make such outrageous request she must have noticed a flaw in your character. undecided
FamilyRe: Is This Caring Or What? This Man Backing His Baby While His Wife Sat For An Exam by Fkforyou(m): 7:54pm On Dec 07, 2016
Good for him...if I was the one I'll rather hold the baby instead of backing her that way..!! undecided
FamilyRe: A Thread For 2017 Brides And Grooms To Be by Fkforyou(m): 6:52pm On Dec 07, 2016
I like this thread, 2017 wedding rice loading. smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Danfo Driver Brings Out His Joystick In The Presence Of Passengers (Pic) by Fkforyou(m): 9:57am On Dec 07, 2016
Even though you were disgusted, you had to stay in the car for like 20mins just so that you can come online to post how shocked and disgusted you are.
Like seriously? undecided In fact...

RomanceRe: Husband Uses Another Format, Is It True? by Fkforyou(m): 9:50am On Dec 07, 2016
Lalasticlala like boobs die, so amma book this space till it gets to FP. cool
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Shares New Shirtless Photo, Fans React (photos) by Fkforyou(m): 11:35am On Dec 06, 2016
LesbianBoy:
Na wa o! And you wee be forming meme lord! grin grin grin grin
grin...That was wicked, perfect response, no offense smelly....lesbian boy, oya take this grin

CelebritiesRe: 'How Much Is Gun In Black Market?' Bovi Asks As He Shares Photo Of His Daughter by Fkforyou(m): 11:25am On Dec 06, 2016
What if the person selling the gun is the one wooing your daughter huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkforyou(m): 11:51am On Dec 01, 2016
kokaneprodigy:
We played Southampton this season in the EPL and won bro
Let me guess, with the team that played yesterday? undecided...even Chamberlain who had been trying in the tournament was on the bench, he also started el neney ahead of xhaka ( thank God for his injury by the way)...in case you don't know, the second goal was El neny's fault.

Personally, I don't care about yesterday's match, I'm just concerned about Wenger's inability to be fluid, he's to rigid in ideology, he approaches every game with a fixed mindset.

I hope we trash West Ham during the week though... It's a good opportunity to go top of the table I.e if both Liverpool and Chelsea eventually loses.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkforyou(m): 10:52pm On Nov 30, 2016
For fvck sake, this was the same Southampton that beat you the other time 4 nil and you had to opportunity to revenge and make a statement instead decided to use your second team... For the love ofGod is Arsene Wenger out of his mind?

Even if it was just EFL cup, winning is winning and it affects the over all team confidence when we lose...it's simple psychology 101.
Arsene is just a retaard...Simple.!
CelebritiesRe: ​Toke Makinwa Reveals She Went Through Cheating, Insecurity With Ex-husband Maje by Fkforyou(m): 11:50am On Nov 27, 2016
Thank God for your life now....everybody deserves redemption. But I hope all she said is true, I don't want to start hearing lawsuits flying all around,because it seems this days Nigerian celebs are often found wanting in one scandal or the other.
FamilyRe: Woman Bites Husband's Joystick. Checkout What Happened Next by Fkforyou(m): 9:03pm On Nov 26, 2016
sisisioge:
Assually, I think she must have imagined she had lollypop in her mouth. I have never been able to lick one from the beginning to the end before, I always end up chewing it up like a gum. Whew! This is a true account of how I handle lollypop or any sweet for that matter. It is well.
Excuse me... huh
RomanceRe: Awesome And Inspiring Quotes About Love And Relationship. by Fkforyou(m): 6:51am On Nov 26, 2016
Nice one explorer....although I don't fancy all this quotes ish, it's easy to get moved by all this quotes till when you're in a relationship then you'll realize it's all BS.

Being in Love/Relationship is a different ball game.

Front page loading....50%. smiley
EventsRe: Best Day Of My Life........My Wedding Photos by Fkforyou(m): 3:34pm On Nov 25, 2016
HML.....erm, but wait...o, does that the bride has a younger sister? I've something personal to discuss with her.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Backpack To Briefcase Series: Letters and Lessons from a Corporate Desk. by Fkforyou(m): 12:32pm On Nov 22, 2016
amicable09 smiley
PoliticsRe: Recession Worsens On Niger Delta Crisis, Despite Agric Rebounds - Thisdaylive by Fkforyou(m): 9:43am On Nov 22, 2016
We are sinking further deep into recession and yet he is busy traveling up and down as if it's not his concern....vex just dey catch me self.

Come 2019 I'm going to vote anyone else other than this....this..(I don't know what to call him self)....so long as the candidadte is an economist even if he/she is in Kuli Kuli party.
FamilyRe: "Paralysed Stay-At-Home Husband Impregnates A Disabled Girl On His Street" by Fkforyou(m): 2:11pm On Nov 21, 2016
May be they were both (him and the girl) sexually frustrated...or maybe he thought since he was crippled no one would suspect him and has been taking advantage of his condition, I guess he was over pampered....some people don't deserve pity sometimes.

Well the final decision depends on his wife but as for me...o I would kick his ass to the street without blinking an eye lid even if na my mama (not his own..o) come beg me.
CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke Shows Off Her Backside In A Lovely Gown by Fkforyou(m): 8:44pm On Nov 18, 2016
This week is my first time of knowing this chic. It's been long since I watched Nigerian film so I decided to use my GF's laptop, I think the name of the movie was "Lagos Cougars".

Omo she caught to my attention, I mean literally. wink.

The babe set die... kiss
FamilyRe: Why Is Wedding Ring Placed On 4th Finger? by Fkforyou(m): 11:49am On Nov 18, 2016
I don't know.

I'm not married but I'm putting on a ring and it's on my 4th finger. Instincts I guess.
CareerRe: (let's Talk) Damn Good Discussion About Happenings In Our Work Place! by Fkforyou(m): 9:00pm On Nov 17, 2016
amicable09:
Hahahaha. You don follow me reach herehuh grin

I saw 'story' and that piqued my interest. Not to worry, mine will be updated next week. Like a soap, it is aired weekly grin

Enjoy frequent updates from here.
That's not fair.... undecided. Anyway it's worth the wait.
CareerRe: (let's Talk) Damn Good Discussion About Happenings In Our Work Place! by Fkforyou(m): 8:24pm On Nov 17, 2016
amicable09:
Ehen!?

Is that sohuh? grin
Did you say personal?
Okay, but this Oyibo people own no gel for us here in Naija. I like practical stuff.

Let's hear your own confession cheesy
We the Silent Readers Association do here by fine you with the sum of $20,000 for breach of contract. angry

You left your own thread that is lacking of update to come and peep into someone else's thread. angry

Oya no vex....please we need update. cry
CelebritiesRe: Olu Jacob And Joke Silva At The Unveiling Of Heartbeat In Lagos by Fkforyou(m): 9:40am On Nov 17, 2016
Joke.... kiss
FamilyRe: Reasons Behind why Married Women Are More Attractive {don't Miss} by Fkforyou(m): 11:19pm On Nov 16, 2016
Well, if she is attractive enough I might just have to reconsider. wink

Married or Not, if she makes the move, I would comply if my interest is piqued tongue. Woman na woman, just because she is married doesn't change the fact....it's just human perception.

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