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Sadly Omena died this morning. His mum is mu mum's friend. May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace. Heaven gain another angel, no more sorrrow no more pain. I am weeping as I type this message. People think because he lived in the U.K. It is ok. No sure how his orphans would cope. His wife was an orphan herself. Omena's parent are both aged. It breaks my heart! �������������

It was that old cargo called Kate Henshaw started the rubbish anyway. What I don't understand is why people would believe what this linda ikeji and Kate Henshaw spills. What I know and is obvious to us all is that mayowa is genuinely ill and on her sick bed. I found it hard to belive that a person in this condition would think of scamming people. The family are only looking for the best possible way to save or prolong their sister's life. I have seen someone that was giving couple of months to live and is still alive 20 years later. Miracles do happen and I pray God almighty would prove the likes of linda and Kate Henshaw wrong and this lady called mayowa would live long to put all her mockers and naysayer wrong.
Linda ikeji and Kate Henshaw are both disgrace to the human race. That's why both of them blocked me but I have prayed for this girl and I hope this lady live to the glory of God and to the shame of those that have condemned her to death already. I work in the medical field and have seen miraculously cases and I have prayed that this case should be one of such.

It was that old cargo called Kate Henshaw started the rubbish anyway. What I don't understand is why people would believe what this linda ikeji and Kate Henshaw spills. What I know and is obvious to us all is that mayowa is genuinely ill and on her sick bed. I found it hard to belive that a person in this condition would think of scamming people. The family are only looking for the best possible way to save or prolong their sister's life. I have seen someone that was giving couple of months to live and is still alive 20 years later. Miracles do happen and I pray God almighty would prove the likes of linda and Kate Henshaw wrong and this lady called mayowa would live long to put all her mockers and naysayer wrong.
Linda ikeji and Kate Henshaw are both disgrace to the human race. That's why both of them blocked me but I have prayed for this girl and I hope this lady live to the glory of God and to the shame of those that have condemned her to death already. I work in the medical field and have seen miraculously cases and I have prayed that this case should be one of those.

So proud of what nairaland is doing in terms of giving support to needy members. May God replenish all the pocket that the money came out from.

Quite sad, may his soul rest in perfect peace.

Well done Mercy for your act of charity towards the poor and needy in the society.

Congratulations Apoti

Lol @ obj by the way am on FP

Quite sure Nigeria will qualify.

RIP Madiba

I pray they find her safe. Quite sad to go to Nigeria for NYSC and this happening

Mine was £20, was rushing to work back in 2009 when I decided to withdraw some money at the ATM. For some weird reason I entered my pin, took the card and just didnt remember to collect my money. Then I walked away for about 2 minutes then I realised I didn't collect the £20 turn around and I saw the man behind me at the cash point walking away, ran after him but he denied any knowledge of d money. Was so pissed off. That thought me some lessons though.

RIP.

Don't know how to say good bye; you are not just beautiful Olabisi, you are very talented. I pray you rest in perfect peace.

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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'

The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'

Missy ★ B:
Can we, please, answer the question rather than concentrate on the typographical error made by the OP?
I have corrected the error, if that will steer the thread back on course.

Thanks for the correction.

Wonder if anyone can help out? Do we have any Nigerian Desserts or Starters?

Lots of funny response.

lol

1: swallow salt, granule sugar or any white substance
2: pretend you are travelling to new york, uk or Paris
3: @ the airport, allow NDLEA officials scan u with their fake and lie
lie scanner(thinking its cocaine, u will b arrested. Don't panic)
4: @ their office, u will excrete your a** out for the 3next weeks(d@s
the hardest part. Just try and endure but make sure u dont bring out
your intestine. 
5; @ this point, they'll start begging u(no agree oh) 
6; hire festus keyamo or femi falana and sue NDLEA for 100million
for false allegations and forceful excretion which as a result, u can't
sit down
7; @ this point, they'll start to price, u now agree 30million. 2million
for your lawyer, 2million for me, 1 million for the court and 25 million
for U̶̲̥̅̊ =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))
IT WORKED FOR BABA SUWE  , IT CAN WORK FOR 
U, GOODLUCK!!?

Can I have paypal details for Uk pls.

I dey imagine if we dey put names of food b4 our names e.g Ebagbemi, Fufusegun, Sakisanmi, Iresitayo, Akaratobi, Ogibola, Dodotunmise, Ejakayode, Ponmowunmi, Isuyemi, Dundunfali, Amalatofunmi, Iyanseun, Semoyinka, Eransunkanmi, Efofemi, Eyindunni, spaghettidayo, indomieloluwa etc, add urs

People should just STFU about how Nigeria needs to be liberated Nigeria had LIBERATION back in the 1990's during Babaginda's regime (guess some people are too young or have short memory). His plan was to rule Nigeria forever but several activists wouldnt allow that and there was bloody protest in the 1990's. Hence, he had to leave gracefully (wise of him else he would have ended up like Gaddafi). I sincerely believe Nigerians don't take Shxxt and can never experience what the Libyans experienced during Gaddafi's regime. Yeah yeah Gaddafi was a good ruler, good vision bla bla bla, but he should have left whilst the ovation was at the loudest. Nope the greed in him wouldnt and he ended up being killed by the people he called rats and cockroaches.
His life can be summarized with this quotes "Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely!

People should just STFU about how Nigeria needs to be liberated Nigeria had LIBERATION back in the 1990's during Babaginda's regime (guess some people are too young or have short memory). His plan was to rule Nigeria forever but several activists wouldnt allow that and there was bloody protest in the 1990's. Hence, he had to leave gracefully (wise of him else he would have ended up like Gaddafi). I sincerely believe Nigerians don't take Shxxt and can never experience what the Libyans experienced during Gaddafi's regime. Yeah yeah Gaddafi was a good ruler, good vision bla bla bla, but he should have left whilst the ovation was at the loudest. Nope the greed in him wouldnt and he ended up being killed by the people he called rats and cockroaches.
His life can be summarized with this quotes "Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely!

People should just STFU about how Nigeria needs to be liberated Nigeria had LIBERATION back in the 1990's during Babaginda's regime (guess some people are too young or have short memory).  His plan was to rule Nigeria forever but several activists wouldnt allow that and there was bloody protest in the 1990's.  Hence, he had to leave gracefully (wise of him else he would have ended up like Gaddafi).  I sincerely believe Nigerians don't take  Shxxt and can never experience what the Libyans experienced during Gaddafi's regime. Yeah yeah Gaddafi was a good ruler, good vision bla bla bla, but he should have left whilst the ovation was at  the loudest. Nope the greed in him wouldnt and he ended up being killed by the people he called rats and cockroaches.  
His life can be summarized with this quotes "Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely!

Emeka and his wife Ada have been living in a supposedly rented duplex in VI for the past ten years. He just recently discovered that for the past 10 yrs, the house they had been living in belonged to his wife and they had been paying rent to an agent with normal yearly increases and the money goes to Ada. What would u do if u were in Emeka's shoes?,

A little boy goes to see his Dad and asks, "Dad, What is politics?" His Dad says: "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit." LOL

FUNNY: “WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!! !!!!!!
Our phones ~~ wireless!
Cooking ~~ fireless!
Cars ~~ keyless!
Food ~~ fatless!
Dress ~~ sleeveless !
Youth ~~ jobless!
Leaders ~~ shameless!
Relationships ~~meaningless!
Attitude ~~ careless!
Wives ~~ fearless!
Feelings ~~ heartless!
Education ~~ valueless!
Children ~~ mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS But still, Our Hopes are ~~ Endless.
Infact, I am speechless.” LOL

Little Temi was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Temi, who created the universe?" When Temi didn't stir, little Sam, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Temi and the teacher said, "Very good" and Temi fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Temi, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?" But, Temi didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Sam came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Temi and the teacher said, "very good," and Temi fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Temi a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Sam jabbed her with the pin. This time Temi jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!" The teacher fainted. LOL