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Politics › Re: 400 Public Servants Under Investigation Over Ownership Of Property In Abuja by flexyrule(m): 5:52pm On Jul 21, 2018
They should have started with all those empty estates lying fallow along airport road, jabi, kubwa expressway etc.
They stole from poor masses, built unaffordable houses and abandoned them to rot as no one is able to buy or rent them.
The heart of man is truly wicked!!
I remember one public servant then, who had over 250 million in his account. Upon investigation, I discovered that the money belongs to a government agency. They rotated the money among themselves and invested in fixed deposits. The banks are not even helping matters at all. The KYC regime is just mirage.
Travel › Re: My Mom Booked A Brazil Ticket For A July 30 Flight But Brazil Has Not Given Visa by flexyrule(m): 5:47pm On Jul 21, 2018
That's like shopping for baby clothes a day after having unprotected s*ex.
First the rush, now the panick. May God avert any loss.
Wish her a safe trip and vac.
Crime › Re: LASPOTECH Guards Batter Woman Because Her Son Wears Earrings (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 5:44pm On Jul 21, 2018
Nigerians are ANGRY by default. How much more, poor underpaid poorly trained security guards.
Na to just call them Oga, make peace reign.
Argue with those ones at your own risk.
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Akpororo Masked Like Wizkid In New Photo. Fans React by flexyrule(m): 3:31pm On Jul 21, 2018
People who are supposed to be role models. Soon this would become a trend and our trigger-happy SARS officers won't hesitate to shoot at sight anyone they see dressed in a face mask.
You can't totally blame them, while Policemen in other countries have sophisticated softwares, equipment and a database for ease of identification, tracking and policing etc our SARS have nothing but their instincts and worned out AKs to combat crime, with a population who are bent on making the job more difficult for them.
Celebrities › Re: Pat Ugwu: My Pant Got Torn While Dancing On Movie Set by flexyrule(m): 12:51pm On Jul 21, 2018
Who is the mod that moved this trash to frontpage?

Travel › Re: Multiple Accident In Front Of Uyo Stadium Caused By Phone Call (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 12:23pm On Jul 21, 2018
Me: Hello bae.
Bae: Honey, what's up?
Me: Am good Sunshine �. How did your day go?
Bae: hmmmmm. Well. Still going on. Am fine.
(I hear sounds on vehicles honking in the background)

Me: Bae, are you driving?
Bae: Yea Hon.
Me: Ow. Let me call you later then.
Bae: Nah... Am using handsfree.
Me: Bae. Eyes no the road. Stay safe. Love ya. Later!
Bae: Love u too.
.......... Ends call.........
Call ended. Call duration: 12 seconds.

We keep condemning drivers for using their mobile devices while driving, forgetting that they ain't talk8ng ro themselves. We receivers are also part of the problem.
With the dilapidated state of our roads, drunk drivers, poor navigation facilities, the 10-15 year cars we drive and the ugly road infracstuctures around. Everyone must be a stakeholder in ensuring the lives of road users. Both the drivers and their friends and families back home.

I was in a taxi one day, and the driver was browsing Facebook on his cellphone. The rest na story!!!!
Crime › Re: SARS Beg Dollarmachine, Say They Mistook Him For Bad Boy (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 10:30am On Jul 21, 2018
The news of SARS brutality is always coming from either Lagos or Edo state.
How come we rarely hear report of their nefarious activities in other parts?
You know the answer. Y'all should change your ways and stop promoting fraud!!
Sports › Re: Nikola Kalinic Rejects World Cup Runners-Up Medal by flexyrule(m): 10:15am On Jul 21, 2018
He knew he did not work for it, hence he rejected it.
David Cameron resigned when the vote for UK to remain or leave the EU was against his favour.
Why is it that in Nigeria, people don't have a bit of shame.
Your certificate has been certified as being forged. Instead of doing yourself and the country honor by resigning. You still stay glued to the position as if it is your father's property.
The height of shamelessness is even those defending their oppressors, sophisticated crooks and criminals on social media just for peanuts. Y'all should learn a lesson and honor up!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Salary Range Of Union Bank Marketing Staff by flexyrule(m): 4:09pm On Jul 20, 2018
adewumiopeyemi:
80 acount in a month all must be funded online and mobile for those customer. 3 loan must be book. In a month. And target is. 5 million if you met it you wil get commision in it.. if you. Can do 50 online and mobile for. New to bant customer u also get commision in it..
All these for N80,000huh
I wish you well.
Travel › Re: 10 States In Nigeria Where Pidgin-English Is Most Spoken (written In Pidgin) by flexyrule(m): 3:46pm On Jul 20, 2018
Irrelevant
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke's Certificates Scandal: WAEC, Jacksonville State University by flexyrule(m): 11:42am On Jul 20, 2018
Johnnyessence:
you never read his autobiography ok. read more of him on wikipedia before you jump into conclusion. the points is that all their allegation didn't surfaced when he contest for the last year senatorial bye election and he won, now that he is contesting for governorship election, they now want to create another fake allegation that doesn't hold any water. they should go and check google or his wikipedia page. he is even a doctor of philosophy.
So Wikipedia now autheticate the genuinty of people's certificate? And you forgot I can create a page for myself on Wikipedia claiming I have 9 Phds.
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke's Certificates Scandal: WAEC, Jacksonville State University by flexyrule(m): 11:38am On Jul 20, 2018

Politics › Re: Meet Bisi Adeleye Fayemi: Biography Of Ekiti State First Lady In Waiting by flexyrule(m): 10:46am On Jul 19, 2018
My wife would be a first lady someday.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs Seekers – See Best Way To Answer “why Should We Hire You?” by flexyrule(m): 1:08pm On Jul 18, 2018
Best answer - Hire me first, then you'll find out.
Politics › Re: Akwa-Ibom Gov't Signs MoU With SERGE On Ibom Science Park. Photos by flexyrule(m): 1:04pm On Jul 18, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
Akwa Ibom state is the only state experiencing progressive leadership
You are working so hard promoting a failed government.
Go check for yourself - Akwa Ibom state ranks second in the unemployment index per state in Nigeria.
Akwa Ibom receives the highest allocation from the federal government yet, there is nothing to show for it.
Akpabio claimed that before the state can be industrialized there was need for adequate infrastructure, he spent billions constructing roads and fly-overs and siphoning billions for himself in the process. Now, with the infrastructure in place, Mr. Udom has done nothing to ensure the alledged initial plan is being actualized. Ibom seaport has been abandoned, the independent power plant has become story, even the science park which was originally conceived by Obong Victor Attah is taking decades to come to light. 2019 is by the corner and Udom has basically nothing tangible to show for his 4 years despite receiving over 400billion from the federal government. He keeps signing MOUs to deceive the people. There are no jobs back home and the best they can offer the youth is councilor positions for them to also participate in the corruption galore and feed crumbs to their cult groups and supporters. Mention 10 functioning industries in Akwa Ibom state that can employ up to 300 people each and I will take you for serious. There is a mass exodus of Akwa Ibomites on a daily basis to Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt in search of greener pastures, but their status as a minority group, with the high level of tribalism, nepotism and who-know-who has prevented them from getting good jobs in these areas despite the fact that their state is a major contributor to the country's earnings. All these wouldn't have been if the AKSG is honest about ensuring the prosperity of citizens of that state.
Business › Re: Stock Market Investors Lose N11billion On Trading Floor by flexyrule(m): 8:41am On Jul 18, 2018
There's need for one to understand how the stock market works.
If you know you don't understand jack about this thread except for the top losers and gainers aspect we always see towarfs tue end of the news register here.
Warch as people start blaming President Buhari.
Travel › Re: Rescued Thailand Boys Pay Tearful Respect To Dead Navy Seal Diver(Photos) by flexyrule(m): 9:59am On Jul 16, 2018
Princeofnigeria:
What kinda of useless teeth is that?
You are ignorant and arrogant at the same time. Those who are trying to educate you get time.
Family › Re: Naturally Determining The Sex Of Your Babies - By Francis Ewherido by flexyrule(m): 11:45pm On Jul 14, 2018
Aitee1:
You won't learn now tomorrow you'll be blaming her for giving birth to "ikot antia" tongue
Mbok, which one is Ikot Antia again?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Digital Geeks For A Leading Financial Institution by flexyrule(m): 3:12pm On Jul 09, 2018
EvaMeghan:
URGENT NATIONWIDE RECRUITMENT NIGERIA
Our Client, a leading Financial Institution is urgently looking to engage the services of Digital Geeks nationwide (NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, SOUTH WEST, LAGOS).

JOB DESCRIPTION

 Digital geeks will activate customers on the mobile banking platform and grow the customer base.
 Digital Geeks will need to be sharp-witted, eloquent, confident, courteous, smart, charming and tech savvy.

The role is a contract role to be renewed based on performance

QUALIFICATIONS

 ONLY fresh graduates with BSC/HND/OND need to apply.
 ONLY candidates within the age range of 21-32

Please attach the following documents to your email application-
*Valid means of ID
*Birth certificate
*NYSC Certificate (optional for ONLY OND Holders)
*Educational Certificate
* CV

Applicants should send their CVs to: resumes@kimberly-ryan.net using the job title and your current location (State) as the subject of the mail.

If you do not meet the above requirements, please DO NOT apply.
Hello Eva,
Kindly confirm the status of this recruitment.
I forwarded my CV to the email advised and I've not heard from the recruiters since then.
Thanks.
Agriculture › Re: My Friend Resigned From FRSC For Farming, After 1 Year, I Was Surprised - Man by flexyrule(m): 11:40am On Jul 06, 2018
kneehighbootz:
You're an ugly and very bitter person!!
If the OP had written that that same package was done in Turkey, you would have applauded it

Ugly person. Drink some milk to beautify your mind. you'll be alright eventually.
I don't celebrate mediocrity.
Replying you is one honor you not gonna get a second time.
Go to sleep b*itch!!
Crime › Re: 7th July; Lagos Police Issues Strong Warning To Aye Confraternity Members. by flexyrule(m): 12:30am On Jul 06, 2018
Dottore:
I beg your pardon. You said Nigerian politicians belong to what exactly? Rival cult groups? Now you are the ignorant one. They can only use them as thugs. Their are are more reasonable societies or organizations to belong to not some cheap clandestine cult, besides their are many that belong to nothing
You think these cultists causing nuisance on our campuses graduate to roll back to playing campus fraternities?
They move on to registered, more organized and internationally recognized organizations. Eg, the NBM, The SVC, etc Student membership are not allowed at this level, but the orientation, vision, modus operandi etc, are all the same.
The few politicians who don't belong here have backings from other secret societies or patronize local juju priests.
This is an online forum, I would have shared pictures of top government officials, uniform men, politicians etc in gathering connected to fraternities. Mind you, security agencies are aware, but what can we do? You can only bring intel on these men and their activities. It goes no where from there.
I have seen state governors organize peace talks for waring cult groups.
This is even way too much info.
Crime › Re: 7th July; Lagos Police Issues Strong Warning To Aye Confraternity Members. by flexyrule(m): 11:54pm On Jul 05, 2018
Dottore:
Rubbish. Many are rotting away in jails while many are long dead and forgotten because of stupidity whereas so called Jewmen are enjoying their career some are even employers of labour while others are ruling the society. Most surviving cultists are only used as muscles and thugs. How many captains of industries are cultists. How many governors are cultists.
So where are the Sealords, Sea dogs, Strong Men, vultures, birds, mgbamgba, apache. Tigers, xyz, nabels etc.
If you want to join cult do the real deal that will fetch better money and place u amongst the noble and mighty.
Nonsense
In as much as I don't support cultism, your comment speak volumes of how ignorant you are about the Nigerian system.
Chief, over 70% of our politicians have affiliations to one cult group or the other. In short, they are members of different cult groups. You think taking part in Nigerian politics is "playing golf"?
Family › Re: I Caught My Husband Sucking My Niece’s Breast, Sleeping With Our Maid -wife by flexyrule(m): 6:33pm On Jul 05, 2018
In case you did not have the patience to read the whole bulls*t.
This was the end of it...

“Since both parties consented to the dissolution of their marriage, this court has no choice than to dissolve the marriage.

“The court hereby pronounces the marriage between Mrs Florence Anyasi and Mr Stanley Anyasi dissolved today.

“Both of you henceforth cease to be husband and wife, each of you should go on his or her separate ways unmolested.

“The court wishes both of you well in your new journey of life.
Agriculture › Re: My Friend Resigned From FRSC For Farming, After 1 Year, I Was Surprised - Man by flexyrule(m): 6:27pm On Jul 05, 2018
I was actually expecting to see the FARM!
And instead of the primary school project displayed above, I would have preferred to see a warehouse filled with bags of Ijebu garri.
Wish him best of luck though.
Politics › Re: Jaafaru Ibrahim Dumps APC (El-Rufai’s Ex-Director Of Campaign) by flexyrule(m): 8:35am On Jul 05, 2018
In the coming weeks. "Dump" is gonna be an adjective that would be used frequently with "APC"
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shares'Sexy' Photo, His Bulge Noticed By Followers by flexyrule(m): 8:29am On Jul 05, 2018
Instead of Camel toe, he's got a HOTDOG.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Lost A Job Today Because I Didn't Grow In Lagos by flexyrule(m): 8:26am On Jul 05, 2018
nathanjohn2808:
I have been pursuing this job for a while now, its sales executive for a loan company in Lagos. I passed through a recruiting firm where I passed their test and interview. I was also invited for interview with the HR of the organisation which I was successful also. We were told to go for medicals, which I did. I was fit and sound. Good eye sight and all.
The last stage was to see the COO. I was asked to introduce myself and I did. He went through my CV and realised that all my schooling was in Kaduna. He asked if I grew up in Kaduna which I told him yes. And immediately he blatantly told me I couldn't cope in Lagos not minding my level of intelligence or innovative strategy I could have applied to make me successful in that field. It took a lot of courage for someone who grew up in the north to want to start a life in Lagos but he ignored the courage and just stereotyped me. Anyway I later got a regret mail from them but I really do not think people who grew in the north should be sidelined.
why the hell would one leave Kaduna for a job in Lagos?
Politics › Re: 20 States Seek N791bn Refund Spent On Federal Roads (list) by flexyrule(m): 9:20pm On Jul 04, 2018
wristbangle:
Flexyrule, FYI. See what your kinsman said.

Regards,
Yes. The system isn't perfect. But that doesn't mean Akpabio did not build hundreds of kilometers of quality roads during his tenure as governor of Akwa Ibom state. Is there any governor in Nigeria that can account for 40% of the state earnings?
Hell No!
Health › Re: Post Exposure Prophylaxis (PEP); What You Should Know by flexyrule(m): 7:10pm On Jul 04, 2018
Nice one OP.
Another "PEP" Nigerians should be concerned about now are the "Politically Exposed Persons"
Those who have turned our collective wealth into their personal effects.
Members of the political class, their families, their friends, their relatives, their drivers, their house-helps, their gatemen - They are all in it.
Meanwhile REP have decided to probe the Abacha loot returned from 1998. These guys have been probing, probing and probing and we are yet to see results of any of their probe. Why?
The answer is not far-fetched, you cannot probe yourself.

Meanwhile, where the hell is Nwamaikpe?
Politics › Re: Sowore Presidential Poster by flexyrule(m): 4:47pm On Jul 04, 2018
Theonlycoolmonk:
I personally can't support someone that couldn't tell from the word go that bubu was no good.

By choosing bubu Sowore made it clear how bad he is at making decisions/choices.

I can't stand another bubu mistake and Sowore is a no no for me. I can tell from his rash decision making that he is not fit to be the president of Nigeria in any form. He is only fit at calling out government officials that is his gift and he should stick to it.
Same with Fela Durotoye. They were the same people that sold PMB to Nigerian youths. I've always said it.... The mere fact that they had hands in the bringing in of this government, then I doubt their decision making skills. They better go back and enjoy their respective careers.
PMB reason for seeking second term is because he failed.
These ones too failed by selling a failure to Nigerians and want to correct their mistake by contesting.
What's the difference between them and PMB?
Politics › Re: 20 States Seek N791bn Refund Spent On Federal Roads (list) by flexyrule(m): 4:38pm On Jul 04, 2018
wristbangle:
My question is, the money requested by Akwa Ibom, is it justifiable?
Very very!
Only the roads in Abuja can be compared with the roads in Akwa Ibom.
Akpabio turned that state to a construction site during his administration.
Julius Berger constructed over 80% of the roads there.
Education › Re: Tsakuwa Primary School In Taraba In Bad Condition (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 3:39pm On Jul 04, 2018
GoTV:
This is why I'm ashamed to be a Christian. Imagine Taraba a predominantly Christian state with such eyesore as a primary school while our Christian leaders waste resources of the church on private jets and other materials things of the world. Instead of oyedepo and his gang of rascal preachers to support projects that will uplift Christian communities, they are busy shouting islamization and spreading hate speeches. We Christians need a reorientation to get our priorities right.



FYI: I'm a junior pastor but that won't stop me from saying the truth.
You are high.

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