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Business › Re: I Need A Biz To Do With My 24hours Uninterrupted Power Supply by flexyrule(m): 12:07am On Aug 14, 2018
stanvesco:
Machine production of peanut burger.......




Ice cream production,.....for school kids




All machines needed r under 250k


But whatever you do....don't ruin ur power setup oh


Since u can cough out 2million for power



Bro abeg leave small hustling for hustlers abeg ehn




I would have introduced you to hatchery business,but it's not worth your time
Dockey, I sent you a PM. Can I reach on whatsapp via the number on your profile?
Crime › Re: What To Do If You Suspect You Are Being Followed While Walking by flexyrule(m):
Long hiss.
Stop and wait for them.
What was the baba's anti-metal for?
You must be a foooool to be walking empty body with the high level of insecurity we are having in this country.

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Sports › Re: China Vs Nigeria: U-20 Women's World Cup - 1 - 1 (Full Time) by flexyrule(m): 5:25pm On Aug 13, 2018
If they are crying like this after winning. I wonder how they would have cried if they had lost to China.

And the 1,000,000,000 halleluyas.
Nigeria and religion sha.
Phones › Re: White Man Who Gave His Phone To A Black Looking At His Phone, Goes Viral by flexyrule(m): 4:07pm On Aug 13, 2018
questechie:
Who can guess what game he just handed over to the young chap! Guess correctly and win a prize on us! grin
Candy Crush.
Christianity Etc › Re: Primate Ayodele: "Nigeria Will Split In 2035" by flexyrule(m): 4:45pm On Aug 12, 2018
Even the world may not exist up to 2035. He himself, how sure is he that he would be alive come 2035?
Meanwhile, God doesn't need "a Saraki" or "an Atiku" to project Nigeria into greatness. God's instruments (eg David) are often people from very humble background.
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye: I Didn't Bath In Denmark Before Getting On Stage by flexyrule(m): 3:00pm On Aug 12, 2018
stephenmorris:
is your brain okay
I don't have a problem with you being "Stewpid" but being stewpid and rude is what baffles me.
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye: I Didn't Bath In Denmark Before Getting On Stage by flexyrule(m): 2:57pm On Aug 12, 2018
The name P-square is gradually fading. Although you still would need the word "P-square" to describe any of the individual acts.
Health › Re: Premature Ejaculation: Causes and Remedies by flexyrule(m): 12:44pm On Aug 12, 2018
buygala:
Based on my own personal experience, Relatively early ejaculation within 3/4 minutes is normal during the 1st round of sex in a sex session....depending on the newness, tightness and wetness of the vagina being entered, it can even reduce to 2 minutes grin .....here the start-and-stop technique may help a bit smiley

But by the 3rd, 4th and 5th round in the same session, One hardly needs any start-and-stop technique to keep the preek standing hard and strong cool

Sex Positions also matter..entering a tight and wet vagina from behind/doggy style will always cause a relatively early ejaculation, other things being equal cool....

The easiest way for a man to last forever in bed is for the girl to be on top and take charge.....he spends little or no energy pumping in and out and the sperm won't easily find its way out when the preek is in a horizontal position


I would have said more,but I have a Sunday School class to teach....smiley
Professor. I hail thee!!!
Politics › Re: My Bad Experience During Voter's Card Registration In Abuja by flexyrule(m): 2:43pm On Aug 11, 2018
Nigeria's public service system needs a COMPLETE overhaul. The downside is that many people would lose their jobs.
Education › Re: ABUAD Removed From Webometric Ranking For Bad Practice by flexyrule(m): 1:17pm On Aug 11, 2018
DEHVEHLOP:
Honestly I don't know what to say about this igbo people and their behaviour again...










To manage small entity like school is a problem again?




BTW I'm ftc on an Igbo thread again...

Lalasnakelala pls credit me on time, I'm broke
You need Jesus!
Fashion › Re: 5 Nigerian Cities With The Highest Level Of Indecent Dressing Among Ladies by flexyrule(m): 10:18am On Aug 11, 2018
What exactly am I supposed to do with this information this early morning?
Politics › Re: Adeleke: I Gained Admission Into US University Without WAEC Result by flexyrule(m): 8:10am On Aug 10, 2018
We need to raise the bar!
How can someone who is battling with the authenticity of his high school results be allow to represent millions of people. How would our country grow?

Haba!
Crime › Re: Bank Robbery In Igarra, Edo State, Today (Graphic Photos) by flexyrule(m): 6:27pm On Aug 09, 2018
lionness:
rip to the dead. You can call Lagos whatever name you want to call it but even Shina Rambo can't pull a shyt like this in my state. Once more rip to the dead. It is well with naija
Abeg let's hear word with this your Lagos. Is it not the same Lagos that Evans was kidnapping people up and down for years!
Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Chelsea Unveils Matteo Kovacic, New Signing From Real Madrid (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 4:49pm On Aug 09, 2018
shomutuski:
Hazard is still in chelsea and willian, stfu
The Internet is really full of dumbos. Did I say William and Hazard have been sold?
Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Chelsea Unveils Matteo Kovacic, New Signing From Real Madrid (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 2:17pm On Aug 09, 2018
ibori1:
a f**l seems wise wen he's silent
Follow the instruction in the response above.
Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Chelsea Unveils Matteo Kovacic, New Signing From Real Madrid (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 2:16pm On Aug 09, 2018
fran6co:
how E come take concern uhuh
Swerve "B"
Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Chelsea Unveils Matteo Kovacic, New Signing From Real Madrid (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 2:08pm On Aug 09, 2018
bush112:
who is William or willian olodo
If William is an Olodo, then what are you?
Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Chelsea Unveils Matteo Kovacic, New Signing From Real Madrid (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 1:28pm On Aug 09, 2018
And they keep buying players who can't play starting 11 for their teams and selling out their best.
So they learnt nothing from Morata's signing!

William - Out
Hazard - Out
Chelsea - Dead.
Travel › Re: The Bad Condition Of Some Roads In Ogba-ijaiye, Lagos by flexyrule(m): 1:16pm On Aug 09, 2018
GraceBestowed:
[color=#CD3700] I actually chuckled at this post! Did you laugh out loud? I’m learning oh, that’s why I said ‘correct me if I’m wrong’. I don’t know it all (or claim to). [/color]
Well. I did laugh at your post! But I understand, moat Nigerians haven't been to other parts of the country.
Politics › Re: Stephanie Findlay Reacts To Saraki's Press Conference, Talks About Buhari by flexyrule(m): 1:12pm On Aug 09, 2018
RevenGeMission:
I won't be surprised if that twitter account belongs to a LiePobian

I solidly stand by this comment , It could be them, they've put up fake trump twitter handles to support their LiePobic cause , they cloned Buhari's twitter , created several fake social media pages



However i have since realized that the twitter handle is verified, Which means it can't be them but i stand by my earlier comment, it's within their capability to do so
Your condition is iredeemable.
Travel › Re: The Bad Condition Of Some Roads In Ogba-ijaiye, Lagos by flexyrule(m): 12:34pm On Aug 09, 2018
GraceBestowed:
[color=#CD3700] The only place in Nigeria I’ve seen with decent roads is Abuja. Correct me if I’m wrong. [/color]
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Try Akwa Ibom. You won't be disappointed.
Politics › Re: Godswill Akpabio's Defection To APC (Live Photos & Updates) by flexyrule(m): 12:58am On Aug 09, 2018
maasoap:
If you look at it very well, the fact that people in your state are embracing APC has actually made your life a miserable one.

Secondly, didn't you see that intimidating crowd? It doesn't matter where each and every one of us reside, the world is now a global village. Or, you want to tell me that that crowd was for Reinhardt Bonke?
"MY" state indeed!
That am in Abak automatically makes me an Akwa Ibomite. Mr. Random ascertion!
Keep pulling ideas out of your a'nus and be fooling yourself about how political parties can pull you out of misery.
Don't get a job and emancipate yourself from poverty.
Mtcheeew.
Travel › Re: The Typical Pedestrian Bridge In Lagos State (see Photos) by flexyrule(m): 6:30pm On Aug 08, 2018
Kkk
Politics › Re: Godswill Akpabio's Defection To APC (Live Photos & Updates) by flexyrule(m): 5:08pm On Aug 08, 2018
maasoap:
Wake up from your illusion, they are embracing APC. And there is nothing your pathetic life can do about it, you're helpless.
And who is this miserable creature quoting me? Sit behind your Windows-XP powered desktop and enjoy your illusions.
Sit in Lagos and argue with me in Abak!
Politics › Re: Godswill Akpabio's Defection To APC (Live Photos & Updates) by flexyrule(m): 3:05pm On Aug 08, 2018
Butterflyleo:
Letters of resignation already pouring in and all joining him in APC
Chief. You are doing your job well, but you cannot force APC on Akwa Ibomites. Akpabio might have a huge fan base there, but his influence and defection is strictly for his political survival. BTW, the two commisioners were sacked by the state governor.
Politics › Re: Remi Tinubu Ordained As RCCG Pastor As Bola Tinubu Attends Convention (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 2:31pm On Aug 07, 2018
kindnyce:
Youruba Muslims are dope, they don't give more emphasis to religiousity
Why would they? When they are in charge.
Crime › Re: Man Tortures His Children For Six Months After Pastor Labelled Them Witches by flexyrule(m): 1:19pm On Aug 07, 2018
Soon as I saw the headline on frontpage. I muttered the words "Akwa Ibom."
Richest state with one of the most ignorant people!
Richly blessed with both natural resources and manpower, but have been improvished by both the Federal and state governemnt.
A state that receives hundreds of billion as allocation annually that cannot boast of 10 working industries. The only business that strikes around there is Church business who are professinals at seeing prophecies and labelling children witches/wizards and the only job oppurtunity - dirty politics infiltrated by cultist and godfatherism.
There is one I*diot here that I believe is on the state government's payroll, whose job is to propagate useless news of the government signing MOUs.
Politics › Re: Man Who Trekked From Yola To Abuja For Buhari Inauguration Develops Legs Injury by flexyrule(m): 10:54am On Aug 07, 2018
kolafolabi:
Yola to Abuja is roughly 548 km by car. I wonder how many km by trekking.. Mr. Man, you are on your own.

But seriously, he might eventually get financial assistance from the presidency
Lol.
It is still the same distance even by air.
Distance is constant along the same path.
Politics › Re: Senator Godswill Akpabio Meets Tinubu In Lagos (photo) by flexyrule(m): 10:08am On Aug 05, 2018
ORIENTATION101:
After pdp signed average players like saraki ,tambuwal kwankaso from apc.

Apc vex sign the most expensive player in pdp senator goodswill akpabio .

Apc have technically removed one of the two major financer of pdp after wike.

Pdp no akwa ibom oil money again ntoor.go and manage whatever wike give una till rivers state start to they owe salary
This is how you people go about running your mouth over things you know nothing about. Akpabio installed Udom as governor and the two are currently at logger heads, that basically why he is decamping to APC. Who controls Akwa Ibom money? Akpabio in the senate or Udom who is the Chief Executive Officer?
Autos › Re: Neatly Used 2008 Chrysler 300 (kaduna)SOLD!! by flexyrule(m): 7:06pm On Aug 04, 2018
Your cars are always neat and their prices are quite affordable.
Happy sales.
Travel › Re: Is There An Order From US Authorities To Deny Nigerians Visas? by flexyrule(m): 3:02pm On Aug 04, 2018
cooltola:
No one is a coward, if you get chance to escape Naija , you will so abeg stop.
Travel › Re: Is There An Order From US Authorities To Deny Nigerians Visas? by flexyrule(m): 2:57pm On Aug 04, 2018
Abbeybailey:
Obviosly You are not as smart as you think you are. Yes , I grew up in Chitown but I am never far from Africa for work and visiting my parents who retired back to Nigeria. In fact, I am presently in Pretoria and will be in Lagos morrow for few days. So, for a black man licking the behind of a racist pig who think of people like you and i as subhuman makes no sense to me. I don't like anyone that think of me as subhuman and that's what Trump and majority of his Klannish supporters believe. I have seen these racist killers in action and thank God the Blacks of nowadays are not the Blacks of Jim Crow era.
Oh save me your biography! It's not on the list of my problems Mr. Smart guy.
You are LUCKY to be a benefactor of a "working system".
Enjoy it and stop making noise on the Internet like you created it.
Deep down YOU know you don't belong there!!
If we had a better system, Trump would never look down on us.
Our system is a collosal failure. YES! We admit it and WE are going to get it FIXED.
Nice talking to you bro.

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