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Health › Re: Lagos Releases 11 More Coronavirus Patients After They Tested Negative by flokii: 8:13pm On Apr 02, 2020
YorubaMyKids:
Please what have you people done just name one.. That 11 corna virus patients teste negative is that what you have done?? are you yorubas this foolish and insecure all the time, you must find a way to drag Igbos to your nonsense even when Igbos are on their own .. What is wrong with you and your people?, you quote each other front and back with your different monikers just to get the attention of busy Igbos, are you people born foolish i ask?
Why take things personal?

I didn't call any name in my post and come to think of it, your moniker speaks volume.

Be happy for the success recorded in Lagos okay? Stay safe
Health › Re: Lagos Releases 11 More Coronavirus Patients After They Tested Negative by flokii: 8:09pm On Apr 02, 2020
ikbnice:
we are experienced. I remember how we curtailed ebola. It was incredible. If not for bad governance and gullible citizens, we would have been standing toe-to-toe with bigger nations.
Some people (mostly doctors) paid the ultimate price with their lives to stop spread of Ebola.. if not for professionalism on their part, it would have been disastrous.

God bless all our medical and health practitioners.. they are the real MVPs
Health › Re: Lagos Releases 11 More Coronavirus Patients After They Tested Negative by flokii: 8:04pm On Apr 02, 2020
ikbnice:
words can't really express how impressed I am with the governors. Especially Lagos, Osun and even Ondo(despite no single recorded case). They have really been up and doing. If not for the governors in Nigeria, the lifeless president and his clueless cabals will have endangered us the more.
That's omoluabis for you.. we dont brag, chestbeast or make unnecessary noise like some 'irritants' do.

We do what we know how to do best.. save the day and save Nigerians irrespective of tribe and origin.

God bless all omoluabis worldwide.
Health › Re: Lagos Releases 11 More Coronavirus Patients After They Tested Negative by flokii: 7:55pm On Apr 02, 2020
Truth is the black man is strong, if not the strongest of all races.

There are some things that will kill a China man or Europeans that won't kill a black man. The genetics, Immune system, stem cells etc. differ. The only undoing of the black man is 'greed' and 'corruption'
Politics › Re: Akure Explosion: I Didn't Know There're Explosives In My Truck, Truck Driver by flokii: 5:59pm On Apr 02, 2020
I suspect an alien extraterrestrial object like meteor crashed in that location.. The satellite images on front page doesn't look like impact from bombs or explosives.

Sadly this is Nigeria where we cover things up. Ideally that area should be cordoned off to check for harmful radiations and radioactive particles.
Properties › Re: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by flokii: 12:23pm On Apr 02, 2020
FuckAllTheMODs:
If it's on 1st of April, his rent will expire a day before 1st of April i.e 31st of March, because he used the full April but in Op's case he only used about 14/15 days out of April i.e April 17, so his rent will expire on the 16th of April to complete April a full month for him/his rent.
Okay.. so in his case, the rent should expire on the 16 of April the following year.

I feel the OP should have known when his next rent will be due from a signed agreementl. He would have easily referred the landlord to it and make his case.
Properties › Re: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by flokii: 12:00pm On Apr 02, 2020
Alvin007:
@brownsugardr
Most rent agreements are signed for 11 months so that they can avoid stamp duty and other charges. According to the Registration Act, 1908, the registration of a lease agreement is mandatory if the leasing period is more than 12 months. If an agreement is registered, stamp duty and registration fee needs to be paid for it.
That's why the tenancy agreement initially reads 11 months, while subsequent payments will read 12 months. Which means that the moment you pay in March, you'd continue to pay in March until you decide to leave the house. Please, your landlord is right. Cheers.
God bless you for this.. aptly put

I feel this explains it.
Properties › Re: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by flokii: 11:57am On Apr 02, 2020
pk2me:
You are not sure of what you are saying,, i have been paying my rent for the past 12yrs and i have lived in 3 different apartments.
I usually paid my rents from January 3rd -7th and once it's December of the same year my lawyer will bring a reminder notice for me to pay my rent latest 15th January.
Actually the guy you quoted is right.. if you pay on say 8th Feb, the tenacy agreement will read .. renew by 8th Jan next year.

Funny enough, I see no biggie in making payment for your accommodation. I for one like to delay deliberately till after the exact day I made my previous payment.
Properties › Re: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by flokii: 11:46am On Apr 02, 2020
emmyN:
Some nairalanders are inherently dense. January 1st 00:00 to December 31st 23:59 is what makes a calendar year. You have less than a millisecond interval before you get to January of the next year.

A rent starting 18 April will see expiration on 17th April of the following year. Whereas one starting 1st April will expire 31st March of the next year.
You need to work on your manners son.. you don't go around throwing insults to prove a point. Use your number six

In tenacy agreements I have seen, you are to renew prior to exact date you paid your first rent except you don't plan to renew.
Properties › Re: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by flokii: 10:48am On Apr 02, 2020
@OP your landlord is right while you are wrong.

A calendar year is January - December not January - Jamuary

If you paid rent in April 2019, you next rent will be in March 2020.

Birthdays are different for those using beer parlour logic above.
Romance › Re: I Asked My New Gf What She Likes About Me,she Said This. Now Am Losing My Esteem by flokii: 11:41pm On Mar 30, 2020
Interesting.. so with all that is going on in the world now, it's your girlfriend and small pen1s that is your concern.
Health › Re: 20 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Now 131 Confirmed Cases, 2 Deaths by flokii: 11:33pm On Mar 30, 2020
I don't trust these guys with the figures they are releasing.. how many people have you tested so far and where did you get equipment to carry out the test.

It's times like this I feel sorry for my country, nepotism and corruption has killed everything.
Crime › Re: SARS Arrests Bus Carrying Children To Unknown Destination In Abia (Photos) by flokii: 11:26pm On Mar 30, 2020
Won't be surprised if it turns out that the parents of those kids actually sold them to the traffickers...

Honestly we need to carry out a research on what Easterners eat and drink that make them do these inhumane sturvs like baby factory, selling kids for money etc.

Human beings are not to be sold like chickens or goats for money. What d fvck is wrong with you people?
Politics › Re: Abians Are Ashamed Of Being Abia Indigenes- Facebook by flokii: 4:58pm On Mar 30, 2020
Gradually they are waking up.. at least the noise about Tinubu and Yorubas will reduce.

#ThinkHomeGoHome
Politics › Re: Dear Sophisticated People That Voted Lifeless President by flokii: 8:46pm On Mar 28, 2020
Carry your cross biko.. we are on a mission and God willing we will get the presidency and rule this country for eight solid years cheesy

South East should go back and queue
Politics › Re: Can Apc Retain Power In 2023? by flokii: 8:39pm On Mar 28, 2020
The answer to your question is YES.. we'll have a Yoruba presidency come 2023.

VP will likely be from the North and Senate President from SE
Romance › Re: Forget Coronavirus Do You Like My Backside (photos) by flokii: 10:34pm On Mar 24, 2020
Who your backside help?
Romance › Re: Please What's The Honest Answer About This Chat WRONG/RIGHT by flokii: 10:32pm On Mar 24, 2020
Not even 0-1 but 0-3.. haba!

The guy did nothing wrong biko
Romance › Re: Matters Of The Heart by flokii: 10:29pm On Mar 24, 2020
Hmmmn..

We've all been there, done that. When next you meet him, strike a conversation or compliment his shirts or shoes or whatever.

You're welcome
Politics › Re: Tinubu Speaks On COVID-19, Says We Don't Have Enough Hospital Spaces (video) by flokii: 7:13pm On Mar 24, 2020
akinszz:
how do we know those infected? From what I read the virus is highly contagious that can be spread before incubation period.
You're right.. that is why it is advisable for everyone to wash their hands with soap (any soap atal) or use alcohol based sanitizer to remove the virus and prevent them from infecting themselves and others.

Some of the symptoms include:

1. Fever or high temperature
2. Difficulty breathing
3. Sore throat
4. Coughing and sneezing
5. Respiratory issues
6. Chest pain
7. Bluish face and lips etc.

As always, prevention is better than cure.
#Staysafe
Politics › Re: Abia State Distributes Sanitizers With Governors' Picture by flokii: 6:41pm On Mar 24, 2020
Niggmatic:
You should fear for your state first. I know you state is el Dorado. I don't know why most Nigerian youth are stupid.

Where exactly is working in Nigeria?
Do yourself a favour.. fvck off my mentions
Politics › Re: Abia State Distributes Sanitizers With Governors' Picture by flokii: 6:13pm On Mar 24, 2020
I fear for Abia people and South East in general.. the rate at which these guys play petty politics with attempt to score cheap political points all the time baffles me.

Just the other day, one said his State name is in the Bible so coronavirus can't enter. una ndo for that side o.

#Staysafe
Health › Re: My Experience With Covid 19 Last Night In Abuja by flokii: 5:45pm On Mar 24, 2020
There are undetected cases.. True

We'll need to take precautions. Take b-complex and vitamin c to boost your immune system and enjoy your warm soups, tea, water etc. to soothe your throat.

Stay safe.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Speaks On COVID-19, Says We Don't Have Enough Hospital Spaces (video) by flokii: 5:41pm On Mar 24, 2020
ivolt:
These guys are unserious.

None of them are on face mask.

Tinubu recently returned from the UK and he is not on self-isolation.
I pity those who are doing elbow handshake with him.
Ideally, face mask should be for those already infected not for everyone..

Self isolation, no hand shakes, washing of hands for at least 20 seconds at intervals and use of alcohol based sanitizers ( at least 70% vol) are good ways to prevent spread of the virus.

Truth be told, corruption kills faster than any virus. Now we have no sound response system, no isolation centres, nothing to save lives. Yet all these things are there in our yearly budget.
Romance › Re: Excessive Sex On A Girl by flokii: 5:20pm On Mar 24, 2020
Oreofepeters:
One of the effect is "Oloshoism" aka community sperm depot
We've seen several cases like that.. so you have a valid point.
Romance › Re: Excessive Sex On A Girl by flokii: 5:18pm On Mar 24, 2020
Constant sex make ladies age quickly, you'll notice their body change (especially the hips and laps) to that of a matured woman.

Let's not talk about the risk of contacting STIs like gonorrhea, herpes etc. from them as their body system hides these diseases well with little to no symptoms atal.
Romance › Re: I’m Scared She’ll Get Pregnant!! What Do I Do? (photo) by flokii: 5:13pm On Mar 24, 2020
rex444:
I am more concerned with your handle
It's actually a very smart mind behind that handle.
Romance › Re: I’m Scared She’ll Get Pregnant!! What Do I Do? (photo) by flokii: 4:49pm On Mar 24, 2020
Stock your house with enough raincoat (Cd) or stick to withdrawal method. QED
Romance › Re: . by flokii: 10:49am On Mar 24, 2020
If it's gum disease, you'll need to improve on your hygiene and see a good dentist. Also get good oral hygiene kits and brush morning and night before bed daily.

Take Vitamin B-complex and Calcitone (calcium) supplement daily to boost your immune system and strengthen your teeth and bones.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: "We've Trained Health Workers To Manage Infectious Diseases"* by flokii: 5:39pm On Mar 22, 2020
It's not just training them.. are they properly kitted to handle infectious diseases?

I hope for the best sha.
Romance › Re: Where Will This Lead To by flokii: 2:10pm On Mar 15, 2020
Just one question for you and please be honest with your answer..
How would you feel if you find out your wife is still seeing and sleeping with her Ex??

What you are doing is called 'agbere' (adultery) in Yoruba.. it reduces your gains, fortune and peace of mind.

Let the other one go and face your wife and kid

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