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OZAOEKPE:
"Hypocrisy is when you support your own criminals(amaechi, atiku, tinubu etc), and when I support my own criminals(mimiko, saraki etc) you begin to condemn me. Is amaechi different from mimiko? We are not ready for change at all in this country". Quote me anywhere

you're not a patriot atal..
are you sure you're not from Benin republic or Togo...

abeg which state this Flavour guy come from sef..

they must like showoff there and must be promiscuous too

nawa for this Enyeama sef...

you no sabi form hard to get?... wen na money you use toast ur wife.. you no knw wetin boys dey pass thru for street

hope the NFF won't start playing him...

MDs for naija don enter wahala with this expo... Chai!
hope they wnt come and sue Nairaland sha..
btw Congrats to you @OP... *in yoruba 'se jeje nbe o'

lekjons:
When'll you get sense

leave dose YEEBOS.. they are Obsessed with yourubas...

I notice they dnt feel okay if they've not seen a yoruba in a day either to pal with or to yab...

*just dnt know why... YEEBOS maka whyy?

funkiebully:
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Thunder blast off Ur oblong head, anu mpama!
Go ask olu Jacobs who made him what he is. Ask him why he always act Igwe.
U are a cretinous bastard!

I dnt av your time.

funkiebully:
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U are accomodating lagoon.

U lots are ungrateful bastards.

Igbos used their money to start nollywood. Living in bondage. Igbos pumped money into this sector and made it attractive. Ask Olu Jacobs, Desmond Elliot, Jide Kosoko etc who brought them into limelight.

Today u ppl want to rewrite history as usual.

my friend keep shut... which foolish Igbos pumped money into nollywood

that's how your kind go about spewing shit up and down... which useless money does your tribe have

Pompous fooOls... *spits

See dem o... living happily in yorubaland..
I doubt if you'll see any yoruba in there own movie industry..
tribal bigots..

e tusu de sale jare.... where she go?


some mugus for Nairaland don dey pray.. 'God bring her safe.... let her be found etc.'

another cynthia wey find Preek go... they will never learn

Explorers:
16. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.This doesn’t have a genetic basis, but is largely due to the fact that a majority of the machines and tools we use on a daily basis are designed for those who are right handed, making them some what dangerous for lefties to use and resulting in thousands of accidents and deaths each year.

source: http://icantseeyou.typepad.com/my_weblog/2008/02/100-very-cool-f.html

Ope o... I am a right handed person

KingTom:
With all due respect, your brother is an idiot.

how is he an idiot?... he has a point

considering our mentality in this part of d world... who is ready to read a letter or listen to ur ideas..

is it abokii man that's planning to marry off his daughter to a chief at a very young age that will listen...

or Igbo man ready to make money from his daughters head (bride price & bills)

m jst citing examples o... bfor una turn am to something else

Yobo's Orente...
shoutout to my alobam.. I'll locate you soon

AwesomelyMade:
Ok I have known her for sometime now. I met her on my way to work, we got talking and exchanged contacts. She calls to find out if I have eaten, and I am like 'yes'. '

What did you eat' I ate rice. This she tries to find out everyday until she asked to see and taste the rice I prepared at home.

I understood she was looking for a way to visit. Finally she visited, didn't want hear anything about work or even the rice she wanted to see, but to watch some stuff on my laptop. She calls me to sit beside her. I did! She chuckles and places head on my shoulder, I tried to offer her something but she refuses. I observed that she drew closer at each chuckle

Before I could say jack robinson, she was all touchy and started kissing. I wish I could upload the pix of my mouth, she bit my lips and apologized. Why i asked?

She said she couldn't control herself. She literally asked me to have sex with her and I refused on the grounds I just can't.

'I am a woman for crying out loud' she pleaded, 'please do it'.

'No I can't' I told her.
She gets angry and leaves. I really don't know what to do now.

Good you didn't do it...

who knws wat infections she might be carrying

but wait o... OP are you a virgin?..

emusmith:
Dear People,

This 'letter' has two purposes: To Warn and to Advice.

The Warning Part
A friend once told me of how a guy was pestering her life with all manner of suggestive texts and suspicious gestures, trying to FORCE her into an unscrupulous relationship.

I was pissed because my dear was being threatened and more pissed because he was ignorantly stubborn hoping he could date someone like my friend- who's got morals.

Some guys of today, go around with the malicious mindset that the size of their manhood can substitute the size of their "mindhood". Simply put: Don't build your life around No girl- It's not worth it. Build around a worthy goal and all these other things shall be added unto you It's plain illiteracy to go after a girl that way!


The ADVICE Part

This is like the body of this thread; REASONS YOU SHOULD NEVER FORCE YOURSELF ON ANY GIRL, in view of a relationship.

Quickly, let's see a few:

1. All ladies are the same

I'm not on the contrary... You see, it beats my imagination how guys move from one girl to another, does she have a different 'privy part' from the other girl? Because, that's the major reasons guys cheat. Don't FORCE yourself on any girl because there is so much more than meets the eye, so carefully take note of the nuances and unspoken words, body movements and gestures. Break Up is an unnecessary evil.


2. We are told to Approach and not to Encroach

In my little time around ladies, whether friends or crushes; I've discovered that you could actually be encroaching thinking you are approaching. Before getting too involved, be sure it's not in vain. "Years Of Friendzoning Makes A Guy Look Like He's Been Duped"
Approach her if you like her. When you discover her heart is elsewhere, dump her.


3. Girls Need Guys More Than Guys Need Them

Am I quoting Scriptures here? Before someone calls me a chauvinist, the Bible spoke about, in the ET, it will be seven ladies to just one guy. Take it or leave it, girls wish they could ask guys out . For many reasons; Protection, Financial assistance, Warmth, Leadership, Companionship etc. Guys, don't FORCE yourself on any lady, whosoever please.


4. It Sends The Wrong Signal

Trying to get her to like you in a short period of time sends the opposite message. Good intention, yea, but it sends a "Desperate Call" to her. Not FORCING yourself on any accords you some form of honour and avoid insults too.


5. The "You Forced Me Into This Relationship" Speech May Surface.

If you didn't understand the rest points, at least grasp this point, don't FORCE a girl into your life and family. If you FORCE her to come, you'll do same to get her to stay. Fine or Average-looking, they're the same; same sexual parts! In fact, let her make the choice of choosing you without any coercion from anyone.


Forcing a girl into a relationship with you is plain stupidity. Who says you can approach?
You can but don't use the law of Force saying, "If I don't have you, I'll die"--- Lielie, is your name Laila?

To me, state your aim for getting close to her, watch her reaction for days. React based on those figures.

Gn'yt

a guy once said.. 'other than sex, there is nothing so special about women'...

well I partly agree and with your points too

nice writeup

this is pure evil...

una no dey fear God?

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dainformant:
This very very bad...talking about human rights violation....The Nigerian military needs to take a critical look at this growing trend especially after being accused of the same crime by Amnesty international and other human rights bodies.... An army personnel was pictured maltreating this civilian in Oshodi. Lagos on Thursday afternoon for an unknown reason....Whatever the reason might be, this is the wrongest way to go about it especially from an officer who should know better.....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/10/see-what-am-army-officer-did-to.html

BLOODY CIVILIAN..

I have my Nairaland rainbow buh she ain't reciprocating..
wat shld I do?

shugga:
Hello house I need your views on this please.

There's a young man have been seeing, getting to 3months now. Recently we got talking deep and I realise he wants something serious, along the line I discover we have different views about certain issues, he tends to be the typical traditional man that just follow the norms of life without having a cogent reason for doing so, I mean all those click that follow the trend.

For instance we got talking about the kind of marriage ceremony to be considered, he told me he wants an elaborate wedding the kind the guests will go back and reminisce, that even if it means him borrowing to achieve that he doesn't mind.

This is someone working as a credit officer in a micro finance bank oh with slightly above 50k pay.
Me on the other hand would prefer a quiet wedding something like an indoor tm and a court/church wedding, he was like then I'm not his kinda woman.

I went ahead to explain to him the risk of having a marriage above your means but he wasn't ready to buy into such.
I personally want don't want an elaborate wedding cos through out my hard times have discovered that no one in this life cares for real, they only care when they have one thing or the order to gain from you even the immediate family isn't exempted.

When I was working friends and family flocked around and I was fooled to be believe they care not knowing it was cos I had what they wanted and I'm this type that I can't harden my heart towards people suffering, I can even sacrifice my last kobo for someone in need. These days my phone hardly rings and even those that say hi on whatsapp go religious and end the chat a moment they realise you're still jobless.

So of what gain should I entertain people that don't care if I breathe or not, even if my man has the means I will prefer he invest it or we use the money to enjoy life to the fullest.

I don't just like it when people do things just cos everyone else is doing them, I must have my reasons before doing a particular thing, that's me!!!

So dear Family is my reason for wanting a quiet wedding flimsy?

you've been seeing him keee? na movie?

anywaiz the two of you won't last ( no be swear o)

cos dat kind of person will fall for anything... he's not disciplined and unintelligent

Harbosede02:
Warreva

Harboseee babyyy..
wat's up nw

Teyonie:
I was surprised and sad when I checked his phone and realised that he doesn't keep my text messages even the ones he sends to me but he kept one other one from another lady, what could this mean please? I'm anticipating your opinions o cos I don't want to react wrongly. Thanks.

no o..

he should create archive for your mesaages on his fone cos you bought it for him..

or you gave birth to him... *mtcheeeeew!

@OP now watch me BOP..

now watch me whip watch me nae nae.. *dancing

na una sabi...relationships palava

Fvck NFF.. fvck Super eagles..

always playing politics with everything..

why do I have this feeling that Jim is not d father of that child..
oyinbo girls are far wayward than our Naija girls..
or mayb na d guy gene no strong..

Uche by name..
then na Igbo pervert she marry
dem don kuju talk say yoruba guys dey get small dic*k..
ehnnn go and report to ur igwe/eze nw abi?

this D'banj na ode I swear..
well it's not his fault.. wealth has attracted so many LovePeddler*s to him

Holyfield1:
I met her 5 years ago through her brother who happened to be my mentor, We became friends and shared a lot of thoughts together, Just 3 months ago, I asked her out and she declined telling me ''We're just friends'',''I can't date you'' and all that, I was so sore hearted because I was expecting an affirmative since we are so close.

A very close friend of mine tried to convince her but she stood her ground, She would send me ''Hi'' first on Whatsapp and FB and I'd wait for like 2 minutes before replying her even after I might have read the message, She keep chatting me up and I reply harshly most times, Now I'm really confused because she was not like that before, She would send me greetings, like and even comment on my statuses which she doesn't do before and so many signs, Now I'm really confused ''Could she be tripping for me''?

who told you she's tripping for you?..

either she wants to feel reassured that you are still single or someone she chose over you has used & dumped her..

omo boy o je wise up...

see her fat head...
btw wat's wrong with our private skols.. C.U and co?
thought they are world class

ashmanpolo:
This girl in my area was hanging out with my friends and then she started bitching on me. That she hates me. I like forming. "Everytime he's dressing like an Americana and he doesn't even greet people" That, what am I even feeling like sef?

"Why is he not with you guys today? I always see him here everyday, drinking Heineken and always Laughing out Loud with y'all" She told my friends as she feigned obsessed.

The next day my friends told me about all the swearing so I saw her some days later and greeted her first. The girl is quite pretty BUT not my Speck. I don't do 'yellow paw-paw'. I started the conversation this way:
"Halo swit, my name's Ashman. You' so beautiful"
The young girl started laughing. Every word I said was countered with laughter.
"Are you laughing at me?"
She stopped, whipped her face. Looked straight into my eyes and said:

"I'm laughing because you don't even know how long I've been trying to get your attention" whew!!! I was flattered. For once in my life I felt like the Emperor of Rome. BUT one thing was sure, I can't date this girl. No NEVER.
We exchanged contacts and it's barely two weeks, she walked up to me and handed a parcel to me. "I got this for you"

I got home and opened it this morning. I swear, I saw a brand new Swatch wrist watch; Original Malizia Perfume and a foreign Pee-Jay. That girl must have spent an estimate of 30k. Right now I feel perplexed. I really don't need such gifts from a girl I can NEVER date. I mean NEVER and I also wouldn't want to be indebted to her.

'I know this kinda girls. If they fall in love, e don be for you na. They will remain in your life like Mount Zion that can never be moved. Love go taya you na'

How do I politely return her gifts.
Thanks. Mature responses needed asap.

CC: Farano
Lalasticlala
Ishilove

you sef go pass your boundary... why you greet am?

anywaiz I dnt knw why a young man won't like oyinbo pepper..

you can send d gifts over with her address.. and d rest will be history

Ologogoro:
1. YOU FOCUS MORE ON YOUR FUTURE
A break up in your relationship can help you focus more on your future, If you’re single for a while after break-up, it will help you to reason more about your future if you can think right

2. YOU REALIZE YOUR FAMILY IS NUMBER ONE
Some guys when in relationship, before they can give their younger ones #1,000, they would have given like #30,000 to their gf. After break up you will hear guys saying ‘’Imagine me, I helped her pay her tuition fee of almost 35k when my Younger sister was in need of just 4k. A break up will help you put your Family First.

3. IT HELPS YOU PREPARE FOR THE NEXT RELATIONSHIP
“Once bitten twice Shy” If a girl break up with you, preparing for the next relationship shouldn’t be hard , You’ll be able to analyze why she break up with you, which will help you not to repeat similar mistake in your next relationship.

4. IT WILL HELP YOU TO HANDLE ANY FUTURE BREAK UP MATURELY
If a girl break up with you for the first time, Oops!! Sorry, I know how it feels, You’ll be so hurt, with time you will get over it , I believe you should be stronger that if you eventually enter into any r/p in the nearest future and the same thing happens, you will be able to handle it better than the first one.

5. YOU REALISE THAT LOVE IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH
To the Lover boys out there, If she break up with you simply because your pocket isn’t big enough (You know what I mean), that should tell you that Love is not enough, Go out there, forget about relationship, work hard, be loaded, don’t worry she will later regret her action..

This thread is dedicated to those guys that will have a break in their r/p, it’s the EMBER time, remember some guys are not in your state nor in your country right now, but they’re in contact with your girlfriend because those guys are planning to come home probably for Xmas or New Year . They will stay for weeks , buy gifts for your gf and the rest is history.

I still remain myself 'Ologogoro'

Cc lalasticlala

Oga go and marry..

too much ogogoro no good for d body.