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shey she no dey see Cossy ni?..
wat's making this muscular thing happy sef?

that's why I dnt discuss politics or fellow staffs at work...


dat is d number one ethics at work

@OP sorry... this shld serve as a lesson

Prolonged exposure/addiction to masturbation can cause erectile dysfunction in males..

btw why are Naija women going crazy for intimacy gadgets...

please warn them... natural is better than artificial

Omo Davido get eyez o...
see as d chick fresh, fine...

why U.K na?..
make dem no play us wayo o

See men dem...

old soldiers

how old is she?..
she z damn pretty and good looking

tinziemaine:
What should I do now, please? When we took an oath, we were blinded by love. I wanted to restrict but if I didn't take the oath with her, she won't believe every word I said before. Now I found out she is possessed by an evil spirit, how can I take it back?

OP you be weerey I swear...

you entered into a convenant with an evil spirit... who send you

MFM sef no fit deliver you.. Lmtaoo

benny4wax:
My fellow nairalanders, I often see people bring their problems here in the hope of getting tips and advice from brilliant men and women in this forum, the good part of it is that we never respond with silence, we all treat the problem as if it was ours by giving out advice and encouragement. While others reply with kk, , , ,(Space bookers), but in all that, we still help that person in our own capacity.

Please, I am presently in a state of confuse as Nkoli Nwa nsuka would say. I found over 20 pieces of condo.m in my younger brothers bag of cloths.

I am current filled with rage as he is under 18. I don't know if I should report to my parents or confront him (but I fear It may end violently).

How do i approach this situation. Please, Nairalanders help me.

Good advice, bad advice, abuse, insults, kk, , and are all welcomed.

o boy this is really bad o...

my best guess... he has started patronizing brothels..

talk to him and let him know d dangers..

yorobana:
this woman is simply precious

na lie..

stanech:
You, your father and your whole family stinks

Ps Buhari is a dulllard and has body odor.

Now Kill yourself

you are lucky this is democracy... cos I can see you are really crazy

keep having fun... but try to work on your manners

d Johnny crooner...
she z just dere

Baba this menace must end now...

mayb we should ban religion for a while like they did in one asian country... #mythoughts o bfor una crucify me

Aminat508:

my crush.. happy sunday

i no fit dey show like dis wen I carry Aminat go Brooklyn .
na dem sabi

at times I wonder how dese abokiis identify thier wives and children...

as if they have documents for it...
useless set of people

anybody can have gf joor... as far as d money is there..

that's why sharp, wise guys say. money over biatchees

ceejay80s:
Maggot

buh seriously you guys are at d bottom of d food chain..

sukkot:
3 men you should never mess with in nigeria
1-obasanjo
2-buhari
3-tinubu

stay away from these 3 men if you want to stay alive

add one chest beater at least na..

else they will attack you

Ebora owu himself...

no d only person wey fit do am be dat...

dunno why people feel okay looting our treasury...


and some self acclaimed christians won't go ahead to preach to them... na we wey no see anytin dem go dey disturb...

I notice it's the guys that have this issue most..

girls don package boobiee and buttocks use collect all d jobs wey dey finish...

my current workplace.. I notice the way male ogas treat ladies (both single & married) just so they can get under their skirts..

really sad story...

I try avoiding girls cos they won't understand ur struggle.. they only get emotional and think you're cheating wen you're actually running around doing hot jobs...

it is well

hope say no be ashewo d guy propose to..

cos m sick and tired of reading Ashewo tales on Nairaland.. ow my wife dis... ow my gf dat..

malvisguy212:
proved your allegation, you were never a christian, just a church goer.

and you are d one to judge right?..

I laugh at you... really

most atheists, pagans and co. you mentioned are far better and principled than most of you hypocrites parading urselves as christians...

from your comment alone I can deduce you know nothing about d word christian and wat it takes to be one

Diezani....
Baba is not GEJ... this is a new regime
#no sinner will go unpunished

malvisguy212:
2 Peter 2:20-22, we read of the real
possibility and serious consequences
of backsliding:

2 Peter 2:20-22,
"For if after they have escaped the pollutions of the world through the knowledge of the Lord and Saviour Jesus
Christ,they are again entangled therein, and overcome, the latter end is worse with them than the beginning.For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness,than,after they
have known it, to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them.But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire."

Yes, this is interesting, we find this passage coming from the pen of peter. If anyone know the reality of firsthand backsliding, it must be peter , the night he betrayed our Lord Jesus christ .

The process of backsliding is a gradual one, often overtaking one by surprise (peter could not believe,he will deny Jesus) . And lest we fall from our own steadfastness, We shall carefully examine the process that led to Peter's denial of Christ, followed by noticing how Peter's own words in his epistles are designed to prevent the same from happening to us!

1. PRIDE.
Mark 14:27-31,
"And Jesus saith unto them, All ye shall be offended because of me this night: for it is written, I will smite the shepherd, and the sheep shall be scattered. But after that I am risen, I will go before you into Galilee. But Peter said unto him, ALTHOUGH ALL SHALL BE
OFFENDED, YET WILL NOT I. And Jesus saith unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this day, even in this night, before the cock crow twice, thou shalt deny me thrice. But he spake the more vehemently, If I should die with thee, I will not deny thee in any wise. Likewise also said they all."

In a boastful manner, Peter claims he
will not fall away or deny Christ! In
doing so, Peter takes the first step in
backsliding: "pride" (Proverbs 16:18).
Why is this the "first" step? Because
the first step in entering the kingdom
is HUMILITY( Mathew 18:3-4). So if we
lose "humility", we take that first step
BACKWARD.

2.COWARDICE.
Mark 14:54,
"AND PETER FOLLOW HIM AFAR OFF , even into the palace of the high priest: and he sat with the servants, and warmed himself at the fire."

Is this not cowardice? When Jesus was healing and the people love Him , peter walk by His side, and now when Jesus was unpopular, he walk afar off,is this not the same peter who vow to follow Jesus ? . Peter was unprepared for the challenge of facing ridicule and persecution. Without diligent preparation, we too can become guilty of cowardice! Ashamed to be seen carrying the scriptures. Ashamed to be seen giving thanks. Ashamed to be seen with other believers in Christ. Perhaps
even ashamed to let others know that
we are believers! And yet, Jesus has made it clear what He thinks of "cowardice" (Mark 8:38)

3. DENIAL.
Mark 14:66-71,
"And as Peter was beneath in the palace, there cometh one of the maids of the high priest: And when she saw
Peter warming himself, she looked upon him, and said, And thou also wast with Jesus of Nazareth.But he DENIED, saying, I know not, neither understand I
what thou sayest. And he went out into the porch; and the cock crew. And a maid saw him again,and began to say to them that stood by, This is one of them.
And he DENIED IT AGAIN. And a little after, they that stood by said again to Peter, Surely thou art one of them: for thou art a Galilaean, and thy speech
agreeth thereto. But he began to CURSE AND SWEAR , saying, I know not this man of whom ye speak."

First he "DENIED" and later he" CURSE AND SWEAR "(which Jesus Himself warn against) Away from Christ, at comfort with those in the world, Peter finds himself denying His Lord and Savior! In so doing, he has put himself in grave
danger (Matthew 10:32-33). Though
we may never actually deny Jesus in
"words", we can easily backslide to
the point of denying Him in "action."

In conclusion, amazingly, it was peter himself who give advice from backsliding christians;

1. To Guard Against Pride:
Peter enjoins "humility" (1Peter 5:5-6).
Indeed, "God resists the PROUD, but gives grace to the HUMBLE."
2. Instead of Cowardice:
Peter charges us to "glorify God" (1 Peter 4:16). Think NOT of what it means to
you, BUT what it means to God!
3. Instead Of Denial:
Peter exhorts us to ever be ready to "give a defense" (1Peter 3:15).
By careful preparation, we will "DEFEND " Christ, and NOT "DENY" Christ!

I was once in your shoes my friend...

I discovered most of the christians out there are the weak-minded who are either tooo afraid or incapable of making things happen... a lot of them are hypocrites too.

I'm not sure you know that d bible condemns technology and Science & technology is fàst taking over the world..

one last question for you... why is corruption still prevalent in dis country considering the number of churches, pastors, G.Os and the total number of people entering these churches?

Caleycash:
My friend go pack the shit under your bed, dirty Yoruba coward

Coward?... really?

well at least m not a chest beater like you...

Just wait let dem conclude investigations.. and God help you pple.. d attack was from ur region..

then you shall feel wat Cowardice is..

why Lagos na...

if they start asking foreigners to leave now... some tribe will be crying...

btw why was d prediction from a biafran?

the rate at which young girls dey go into prostitution nowadays ehnn...
na make God help we guys o

nawa o....

see boobiee... won pack e tan ni

I envy DJ xclusive o... first night yen ma bad gaN

keenn:
Last 2 years, I noticed (subconsciously) a lady that exercises very early in the morning on campus.
She was so consistent with her routine that I got inclined to know her.

My plan was to ensure she wasn't jogging when I would say hi to her, the possibility of that occurrence made me to come out early everyday in the hope to meet that situation

One day, she eventually stopped to catch her breath just almost in front of where I was seating. I took the opportunity, with a beating heart and cold feat, I walked to where she was gasping for air...

Good morning, its quite rare to see ladies that are exercise inclined, she responded 'thank you'

I like your...before I could continue, she bugged her ear with her ear piece and jogged off.

Was just last week I discovered she is a lecturer

The news is, I would be having her class on monday and this would span for 5 months. Am so worried

if no be say you sef be ashewo...

na woman dem send you skol go find?

nothing spoil... you go jst man up... no give her face atal

If she get craze she fit fail you sha... na ur own wahala be dat

na girl be this one so?..
Aminat come and see o