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Another Tonto Dike family living a fake life online.

Igbos and their hateful wishes against Buhari, but God has always proven to be greater than you all.

Small the same people from the South East will be accussing the Yorubas of charms.

This can only happen in South East by the developers.

But the man is hitting a hard nail.

Saintp:
Chai, Churchill self esteem will never remain the same again. Too bad

Guy nothing do Churchill's esteem because only a fool believes Tonto Dike or take her serious.

Are you saying Tonto Dike was not having sex with Churchill before they got married to be ignorant that he was a 45mins man?

When we hear a story we apply our senses to reason it out before taking position so we don't end up looking like clown.

Just check between Tonto Dike and churchill who is having a restless life, who is having a sleepless night, who is trying to impress the public?

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Hell NOO!!! that's a weak man

God forbid. unless my husband allows me cheat. sex is suppose to be enjoy by me also.

can't keep my vaginity for all these years only to hook up with indomie man

he must be hung like a horse and sex for at least 2 hours straight

Was Tonto Dike that decent that she wasn't having sex with Churchill before marriage to be ignorant that he was a 45mins man?

Only a fool believes Tonto Dike or take her serious.

destindd:
Some say falling in love is the closest we mortals have to magic.

There's no explanation for it, no rationale for it. The idea that two human beings can confidently swear themselves to each other forever is so implausible that we can only chalk it up to other-worldly forces making it possible.

Some say falling in love is just biological, that it's what happens when clusters of pheromones collide and randomly, by the graces of science, connect two people together.

No matter where you land on the romantic/cynic spectrum, it's hard to put love into words, to pinpoint exactly what it feels like when your and your partner's heart and soul and body and mind are all in perfect agreement with each other.

But that sure as hell hasn't stopped us from trying.

Few days ago, in my own personal attempt to do so, I asked people to describe the exact moment they knew they were in love with their partners. The responses were uplifting, hilarious and gave us all a little hope that real, true love is out there.

I like the fact that she sent me a message and I can't get my eyes off her profile picture. I made an approach by replying the gorgeous looking young lady. But, she hasn't reply yet. She is everything. She redefined the qualities I looked for in women.

Her forum name is Lisa....I won't complete it.

Chuckles!!

I know you purposely created this thread so the lady can read so that she can fall mumu for your empty definition of love then after you have chop what you want to chop you clean mouth and forget that she's everything you were looking for but become everything boring and burgling your life.

Falling in love with someone you have never met one on one, you have never spent a moment with her you are infatuating.

We help them to remove their clothes so they could help us cure the conji, and since we won't need their help once the conji is cure they should help themselves put on the clothes or do they want to go home naked.

lawman88:
Thanks. I thought as so but the lady is doing her NYSC, that makes me felt, she can keep herself in marriage

Don't be deceived by the NYSC thing. Once olosho is olosho forever.

Or do you want to tell the story that touch the heart of how your wife is nacking her colleagues in the office, nacking your landlord, nacking your neighbours and seeing in hotels with other men?

If he doesn't leave before he collapse he won't live to enjoy the pay.

On the other hand he should request for assistant asking the family to employ two more staff for the job, three of them to be running the service on shift, let's say two days on two days off and no reduction in the salary.

Auxtin85:
We all know it was a scam, however she has to pay Tax for it sha, FIRS should take note

My brother this how some just attract trouble to themselves o.

Just imagine if FIR suddenly asking her to pay tax of the 100m, her fans will be everywhere screaming witchunt.

anambraamaka:
This guy is a clown

Because he just exposed your heroin. But can you dispute what he said.

Tonto like many like her are nothing but fake

Ademidd:
it was already 6pm. Who will attend to me around that time

But have you visited the bank now?

Ademidd:
No one will attend to me now and I have been trying to call the customer care, its not even going through at all. The number is linked to all my accounts. As it is now, I am afraid to check my account balance

Which Bank is that which won't attend to a customer? Every Bank has a table to attend to the customers, don't just stay on nairaland presuming no will attend to you.

Where is Toto tike that claimed that ex is a yahoo boy

It remind of the IGBO guy that masturbated on a lady inside the bank while looking at ladies sometimes back

timmybabyface:
Dear friends

Greetings to you and please pardon my manners if my ways of writing isn’t that perfect!

I met my Gf about 3years ago after my youth service in Nigeria l! she was in law school at that time and things was going on well till I finally found out that she has cheated on me when she traveled back to continue her law school in Abuja, she told me that she thought I wasn’t too serious at that time and that she’s truly sorry.

I forgive her because I love her and because of the good behavior of her parents towards me.

To cut the long story short, I have to travel outside Nigeria about one year and 8month ago to further my studies and things was really going on well between us both before I left, I always try to creat time for her out of my busy academic schedule and I still send her money according to my pocket.

When I traveled down to Nigeria to celebrate Christmas with family&friends I ask her if she has ever cheated on me when I was away. She started lying till I have to force her to talk and give her the only bible to swear but she could not do that , she was scared so she told me that she has cheated on me twice, she said the first one was when she visited her friend in Ibadan for her sister wedding and a friend of her came in without her knowledge, that she was drunk and they have sex.

She said the second one happened when she went for a job interview in Edo. according to her she said when the the interview was over that she could not go back to Lagos so her male friend log her in an hotel which both of them sleep till morning but nothing happened between them! I don’t believe a man and woman would sleep in an hotel room till morning and nothing happened! I’m a street wise and well oriented so such story is not a welcome story to me .

I’m a Nigerian I study and live in the Netherlands.


Please my dear friends kindly advise me on what to do, she has been begging me with her mom who is asking me to forgive her and that such would never happen again

Matured advice please! That I will appreciate

Your girlfriend is a hole and she will always cheat on you even in marriage

It will not pepper nobody, we all know that people from their region are naturally morally degrading.

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Ladies from their side of the world are normally morally degrading.

No be dem dey use cucumber to self service?

Na dem full Lagos brothels and clubs houses doing runs

Atiku is desperate enough to sponsor a coup. If investigation proves him to be guilty he should be jail.

Must he rule the country?

Alfa Sule hole recounting the reason why Alfa Sule is cannot be faithful to mama.

Alfa Sule's sheeples will take offense now

Atiku has started the process of corruption, he wants to see the judges in private to discuss how much he has made available to bribe because according to Obasanjo he believes money can buy anything.

unitysheart:
So, he should buy new vehicles and waste further fund? Why can't we think and leave useless comments aside for God's sake?

You not from Ondo State. Aside from the work Mimiko left Akeredolu has nothing to point at for almost four years in power so it's vehicles repair that is important to Ondo State.

Please before you bring your senseless mention to my post next time think well

Other governors are building repairing roads, building major projects, buying new vehicles but Akeredolu is further proven to the world that he's the worst governor ever produced in Nigeria by repairing workout vehicles and lying to us that Ondo State GDP is rising.

He think this is an Igbo state that drink lies.

fasho01:
Please Botanists and Phytologists in the house, I need clarification on the attached leaf. I want to know it's botanical name so I can get an analytic evaluation of it's potentials, toxins and how it can be beneficial in our body.


I know it secretes red when boiled in water, is referred to as Ewe eje (Blood Tonic) in Yoruba and gives this relaxing vibe when taken

Thanks

Ah op you don't know it, even small kids know that the name is sokoyoboto. Ask grandma she will even confirm it

immhotep:
goodnessme1 and I will soon get married

Please tell her she should consider thinking of how to satisfy in other room than being noticed on nairaland

goodnessme1:
when will your mother get married.

I didn't mean an offence, just felt you should be more concerned about being a wife than being occupied with matters on nairaland. Because if you addicted to nairaland it will make you a bad wife

goodnessme1:
You yorubas that are playing politics of love,what have you achieved with it.

I also remember how you people played politics of love against our brother GEJ in 2015.

When are you getting married?

Yinka odumakin is just a frustrated and disgruntled idiot.