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Proserpina:
Like....... I'm shocked and at the same time irritated! One would think Op is some high value man with the most sophisticated taste in women and environ.

Truly nah empty barrel loud past .

Lmao, I'm not shocked. That's the reason when they start their nonsense and tag me, I ignore most times.

The real high value men don't troll and insult women. This one na just local ekuke feeling funky.

Nairaland being a faceless forum go dey make you envy person wey you suppose dey pity.

amidel:
That spoon na be the real ancient of days

I'm telling you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

amidel:

That spoon wey fit tear person throat.

thesicilian:
This same jeromestarks that claims to be a big boy.
You guys will always inadvertently expose yourselves at the end of the day.

Empty vessels make the loudest noise, of course.

Loooool.

The last time I saw this spoon should be 20years ago, if I'm not mistaking.

This is the same OP saying nonsense about Nigerian women online and creating standard for Nairaland female users, yet you're in abject poverty.

Na the reason why I dey ignore una most times because reality go touch everybody.

GloriousGbola:
I thought Okonkwo repill was you assert dominance by eating the chicken with your hands and wearing Timbaland boots

Gets them every time

Also what kind of lash are we talking about here? Long or short strokes?

Small gist wey I write for here, you wan use Timbaland boots give me PTSD.😭😭😭

Tallesty1:
AMEN


Okonkwo level of redpill actually.


Out on a date and you talk with food in your mouth, one lash.

Eat fish or meat before I have my fill. One lash.

Your hand come kuku do mistake come my plate because you wan cut small meat as women do, 5 lashes.

If you finish eating before me, one lash plus the bill is on you.

God forbid oh.

I nor dey do Okonkwo people abeg.

That Kain expensive play. My hand kuku nor dey pain me, I go retaliate.

Tallesty1:




I used to laugh a lot back when I was still a boy. Not anymore.

I love making people laugh though; y,know, like help spread the laughter because the world needs it.

But as a man, especially as a 'redpiller,' you can't laugh out, it is a sign of weakness.

If you must laugh, you laugh on the inside

Wickedness in highest places.

Lol. Even in the midst of storms, somehow I still laugh. And I pray laughter never cease from my life cos it makes my face bloom.

The world really needs laughter.

You be redpiller? Hian. Sorry. Dey your dey abeg.

Bahamas95:
If the coach continues with this favouritism that means he isn't ready to work in Nigeria. Iwobi was a disaster last night and through out the tournament, Onyeka was the only player in the midfield. He overworked himself last night.

Nothing on earth will make me watch any of their matches if I see Iwobi in the starting line up......That guy is overrated and it's so annoying watching him play.

But all the tournaments, there's ALWAYS favouritism.

Because I even saw Ahmed Musa there last night. If we're even truthful to ourselves, Musa doesn't have any business there.

Midfield was really zero.

Make I nor talk about this match again abeg. Reality don set in.

Tallesty1:
Person wey dey laugh too much will surely laugh person to scorn even when that is not the intent.

But e sure me say you go dey do yours on purpose

Adele can laugh sha, her laugh sef nah comedy.

Why should a man laugh like that? A real man should be serious and coordinated at all times, how many times Okonkwo laughed in Things Fall Apart?


That is how men do.

Lmao. I swear. Sometimes, it's not intentional to laugh at the person but I can't just help it.🤣🤣

Hahahaha. Not really on purpose.

Yessssssssss! I love Adele's laughter. So beautiful and contagious.

Hian. Serious at all times kwa? Pele oh, Old soldier.

Natbrowny:
Noone cares about ur position at work

When u die, replacement comes in 2 hours after death announcement.

Na only ur family go miss u.
No kill ursef 4 work.

@ bolded THISSSSSSSSSSS!

Tallesty1:
Wow, your laughter is truly contagious! Laughter lightens the mood and can create unexpected connections. I once read a book where there was a lady who laughed all the time, and people adored her for it. The author paid great attention when describing her laughter; you could almost see her laughing. She was my favorite character in the book.


I don't laugh like that sha, men don't do that.

Yeah.

I laugh exactly like Adele, but mine is worse.
https://twitter.com/AdelesNever2/status/789624853712297984?t=JxFeDDWZPEq_yypQ8uzLgg&s=19

And I sabi laugh person to scorn too.

An ex hated and loved the sound of my laughter at same time. He still yabs me till today.

Which one be Men don't laugh like that?? Mtchewww.

Saynoomore:
FG badt gaaaan!
Those guys will promise you all the billions and mansions..for you to bring home the glory, but when it comes to fulfiling or implementing their promises, haaaa! they'll keep dribbling you! You need to see all the signed and stamped documented promises with ASUU, up till now, none has been implemented!

These super eagles team did well by not winning o! If they had won this AFCON, I wont be surprised that by 2064, they'll still will not have been paid their allowances by FG! Wayo wayo FG!

FG people are just doing cruise normally.

So typical of them. They're still owing people pension and gratuities, making some of them lives to be unbearable.

Such pathetic situation.

Tallesty1:
Then I envy those in your circle.

Them don too call me werey.🤣

Tallesty1:
Yours or laughter in general?

Mine.

Saynoomore:
FG is still oweing them, just as they've been oweing ASUU!

I'm screaminggggggggg.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tallesty1:
It is a good thing, has so many health benefits.

Yeah, and it's contagious too.

Bahamas95:
The worst player of the tournament goes to Iwobi the community slot.


Okocha glory nai just dey cover am, that guy is a micky mouse player.

Hahahaha.

Inasmuch as Iwobi was irritating on the field and made me really pissed off, one thing we must know is that some people do not deserve some opportunities but because of the influence backing them, they may have such opportunities and we can't do anything about it.

Iwobi will still feature in our next major tournament IF we qualify.

And being that his maternal uncle is Jay Jay Okocha, do you really think the favouritism/nepotism rule won't be on his side?

Jostoman:
Now that AFCON has come to an end make FG no provoke the youths o.

No Joy at all o.

Hahahaha. Dollar go increase again.🤣🤣🤣

Well deserved. Super Skippo for a reason!

Tallesty1:
Is like you laugh too much?



To avoid every road you dey use.

Yeah. I laugh too much. And for the silliest things.


Okay oh.🤣🤣

Tallesty1:
You copy the plate number?




I go like visit the driver to tell him sonething.

I was just too shocked and laughing instead. Everybody just dey para for area.

Wetin you wan tell am?

Omoluabi16:
Like they say, win some, lose some. Pity we had to lose when it mattered most. No tire abeg, just meuvvve.

Yeah. At least una get 2nd position.

Haha. I don meuvveee since.

Omoluabi16:
Not like we could defend, as our wingback was sloppy. We were always going to concede by entertaining those crosses.

Yes, you have a point.

Our wingback indeed was sloppy!!

Omoo, I don even tire.

Everybody for my street dey vex.

One car nearly jam me this night as I dey return back to my house.

The thing wey Nigerians dey use as distraction don end. Back to reality!!!!!

dkidd:
Walai

Yes oh.

Catapault:
That's the fault of the coach, not Iwobi

The coach sef has been riding on luck since.

noble4d:
The problem of this team has always been the midfield. We need creative midfielders. Iwobi cannot give a simple accurate pass, haba. To me iwobi is the worst super Eagle player in this tournament.

Iwobi was irritating.

It's understandable to defend a 1 goal lead. But 1-1? Still packing the bus and using 5 man defense?

Poor midfield and starving the attackers.

A final like this should have been confrontational from start to finish. Every single thing done or undone affected the final result.

Eunoiaa:
🤣🤣🤣🤣

My darling!

Yes oh.

ProblemChild1:
I swear. If Nigeria hold ball, the ivorian players go just rush us collect the ball. But if the ivorian players hold ball. Nigeria players go just relax. Them no go follow them with hard marking. Right from 1st half those guys they pressure us. Na there I know say Nigeria no go win this match.

On God ohh.

You see tha midfield ehn?? ZEROOOOOO!

We mistook being opprotuned for being the best and that's why Ivory Coast found it very easy to defeat Super Eagles.