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AmazonTopaz:
Your own don pass be careful

Lmao. I am a picky eater.

pocohantas:
Na their way. Only their fellow dolts take them seriously. Expose kor, expository essay ni.

O pari !

pocohantas:
Lol. I don’t know what PM is please. Before they say they are my ex-bfs. E no dey hard them.

Lmaoooo. I swear.

That's how that werey of today was saying he wants to expose me. Where he know me from before I nor know.

pocohantas:
Is this 2019 when I no get sense and I dey repay evil with good? Abi my mumu never do? God abeg o.

If them nor come beg you openly, PM button still dey work.

pocohantas:
I will be here to laugh at them when the suffer bites deeper. While they keep shouting evening newspaper…

I doubt if they'd have energy to even scream and shout by that time.

Maybe them go beg you make you forgive them and temper justice with mercy, make you do small giveaway so that they fit see well.

pocohantas:
It sure had to be their female loved ones, not me. If they are such genies, they should wish a good life on themselves because we all know it hunger fuelling their anger. I am not the government, neither am I their parents.

Lwkmd! That proverb is really correct "A hungry man is an angry man".

If them like make them go vote their fellow street urchin into power, that agbado sef them fit nor see to chop.

Magnoliaa:
I genuinely wish her love and light, and a true healing and support system.



I saw a tweet about this almost coincidentally. Like two days ago or so.

Someone asked what the biggest rebrand in history was or they cited an example, and a hit quote tweet said none come close to Ariana Grande's rebranding from Cat.



LEEMAO.

Eyaaa...pele.

The bigger the hype, the more the f—ery in it.

Yeah. I pray she heals from all of this drama. Honestly speaking.

Mai dear!!!!!!! Ariana's rebranding from Cat should be studied in the universities or as a post graduate course BECAUSE!!!!!!!! That character limited her, made her look dumb and people didn't take her music seriously.
Now look at the baby girl doing so well.
One time I was watching the official music video she featured in with John Legend for "Beauty and the Beast" movie and I was like "This same stereotyped Cat?"
Her level up was/is BEAUTIFUL.

True. The more they hype a Nigerian movie, the more they churn out rubbish.

Magnoliaa:
Steve and Majorie Harvey no fit be your parents make you nor get that kind sense.

Folake, come and carry your sub for here.

Modified; I see you have caught it like a true warrior.

Ndo.

Yes it's true. How can one have Steve as a father and still be dull? Not possible.

Nor worry,I don carry my sub now. I don learn important lesson.

pocohantas:
Hahaha. If no reach you, make e go reach person wey go wish me barrenness this cool night?

She is smart though. Would never have guessed that.



No lies!!! She done try date senior men o. What is she putting in her stew?

Lmaooo. Those idìots are indirectly wishing their future wives barreness. As they're pointing one hand to you, two dey point back at them.

Yeah. She's really smart and the U.S. do not joke with NDA. Once you break am,na gobe person don enter.

pocohantas:
Yesso. Small pikin wey get sense. No be you and Folake.

How straybullet reach me now??

Lori old pass me oh. I dey her mentorship class.

Frozen chicken is more economical but when you have access to poultry farms,they usually sell their live chicken cheap for you especially when you do business with them.

I'm speaking from experience.

PDJT:
-He is human, not a troll. He most certainly fancy you but doesn't know how to go about it because he is young too.

I am not interested in him.

And with all due respect, It is not advisable to act as an online advocate for someone you don't know.

PDJT:
-You seem like beauty with brain. So I appeal to you to be kind to others especially young men, you never know what's on the way - it could be what you have been praying for.

-I advise you DM the young man and have an honest conversation with him. Let peace reign, always.

Why will I send a DM to a troll? Please make it make sense?

neztar:
hi, i'm sorry if i come off as carnal. Pls pardon my excesses. I'm a big fan of your interesting diaries. This is not my first time of knowing you. You are one of the females i admired a lot due to your noble qualities. You are free to discard me but i'm crazy about you. But that doesn't mean i'm unserious. I've read all your threads including this one and i've been really impressed. I'm not a bad person. I just like playing alot. At the same time, i'm focused. This is me bearing my heart to you. Hear me out.

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU.

FUÇK OFF FROM MY THREADS.

Magnoliaa:
A man can dream.

He should dream on.
Make him dey play.

Magnoliaa:


They are all really living in fool's paradise.

The same nectar dude that doesn't even understand greenlight or a 'yes' cue from a woman wey wan dey form don ontop 'handling a woman' matter.

Leave am oh. He never see anything yet.

The werey say he wan handle me? Lmao. Person wey nor reach to buy one of my handbags.

Nonsense.

lkillbrokehoes:
Wetin concern you with the idiot, yet you are on his thread, aren't you foolish?

It seems that you have comprehension issues. I wasn't referring to the Op, but because you're so dumb, and in a hurry to chook mouth in wetin nor concern you, you failed to read in-between lines.

PDJT:
-Ha! Is this not too harsh, baby girl?

-How about giving the young lad a chance?

It is not too harsh. He deserves everything worse.

Wetin concern me with the idìot?

Enemyofpeace:
barrister folake, no try me o, no let me bust your speaker here o

Please burst my speaker here. Go on!

Enemyofpeace:
you mean folake4u? I sabi am well well now

From where? You must be living in a fool's paradise.

neztar:
link me up. Her shakara don too much. My hormones dey hot

Go and fokk your stupid mother.


Useless troll!

Mrkumareze:
Wow, your force is beyond Air.

una nor go kill me for this Nairaland.

Magnoliaa:
I very much am.

I appoint myself as and when due.

Correct answer!

Magnoliaa:
Folake4u, we've gone global.

A hit quote tweet.

We go continue this conversation tomorrow.

We global now.

No wahala.

Magnoliaa:
Honestly.

Just like that other baby that her mom got a mic for whenever she wants to cry, and she hears her own voice resounding and she stops.



Eiiii. You don't?

You've not seen him posted on The Shade Room too?

This one is like the opposite of Kevins Samuel. He's a dating coach, but for women. And a motivational speaker somewhat on the side.

I just remember coming across him for the first time as a Suggestion from Facebook.

He's handsome, hulky, apparently has sense, so I followed him.

Along the side, his cheating scandal supped, and you know what he did?

He brought his wife on FB Live and counseled her through his own infidelity. Like, he was the cheat, and then he played therapist to her to deal with his own cheating scandal.

And the lady too just sat there like...looking so... . It was cringe-worthy.

Fast forward to some days ago, the wife dropped a video again laying curses on social media people that wanted to scatter her marriage. Strong curses.

And to wrap it up, like two or three days ago, the guy filed for divorce.

Talk about crowning her shame with more casting...

She was a hot chick when he married her, turned her to a Mary Amaka and spiritual-battles-fighting-online-warrior, was exactly the kind of man he advises lady against, he divorced her now, and went for a baddie, slay queen with tattoos and all of that.

A "born-again" bro.

Yes. I'll call her the African-American Annie Macaulay, so you get the picture here, lol.

Like, fr, I really really really feel for her.

This guy broke her, and reconditioned her mind...the whole transformation and her unhinged behaviours are all online, so this is not me even projecting or speculating.

Her eyes tell it all, and it's so damn hear-tbreaking.

Wowww. These toys need to be introduced to the African market abeg. All these babies that cry anyhow and give me instant headache.

Maggie, this is a good business idea oh. We will make millions from it. Make Poco come give us funds, she be our treasurer.


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Mai dear, as long as I don't know him ehn, it means he's really irrelevant. To be honest, I do not listen to all these motivational speakers or dating coaches or online pastors. I don't know how you people do it oh but this baby girl has no time for that.

Wowww. He brought his ex- wife on camera and gaslighted her on his own infidelity??Interesting times that we're in.

Well, thankfully I have coconut head and I don't think I can change my dressing cos of a man. God abeg.
Imagine telling me not to wear short skirt of gowns anymore.


It's quite sad sha. A real pity.

Omo. It must be hard for the ex-wife right now. I feel sorry for her.

Magnoliaa:
Maybe I'll look for it and see.



Lmaooo.

No one will ever know how good and iconic those different roles would have been for Edochie now.

I really hope they put an end to that thing- of never changing an actor's role.



Ohhh. Glamour Girls.

I never got around to watching it o.

I had it on my phone, but something was wrong with its audio. It was playing on mute.

And I planned to connect it to a speaker, and kept it on my phone for a while.

I kicked it off when I needed to collect other "important" movies I deem sensible.

Even without people's negative reviews, I knew it wasn't going to be shit, so I was not really keen on seeing it.

I been wan watch am only for the bling bling and fine luxury parts...

That reminds me of the poster of this 'Chief Daddy 2' and the dollar sign they put on it.

Total turn-off.

No wahala dear.

Exactly my thoughts too!!!! If they had allowed Pete Edochie play other roles, we've had known how really good he is, but I'm pretty sure the movie producers just felt he's a tough man and would need good roles that fit his stature and fame.
This is the reason I really liked Olu Jacobs.
He could play any part. I've seen him act all roles, from poor man to rich, occultic, you name It!!! He's a versatile actor. It's a shame sickness caught up with him.

This profiling of actors and music artistes in one way or the other affect their career and they literally have to struggle out of that stereotype to break that part.
When Ariana Grande acted in "Victorious " and "Sam and Cat" especially with that her wine coloured hair and her role was her acting dumb and funny, it took serious hard work for her to break out of that stereotype after she delved into music because at first, people didn't take her serious. She said so herself.


Omo. Nothing serious happened in the Glamour Girls movie oh. Just some knacks here and there. But I loved the bling bling flashy lifestyle they portrayed.

Omooo. I haven't forgiven my friend for ever making me go to the cinema to watch that Chief Daddy Part 1. I was so pissed off that day. Till date,I didn't bother watching the Part 2 of it.

1. I Hate drinking garri. I don't know how people do it sha.

2. Spaghetti.
3. Head of any anything (fish, goat, cow, fowl). Nor give me.
4. Groundnut soup.
5. Shawarma.
6. Pizza.
7. Pap!!!!!!! (Last time I ate it was when I was a baby and my Mum said I still hated it then).
8. Golden morn. Trashhhhhh!

Can't remember all again oh but these are top 7 for me.

Magnoliaa:
Orgasm.

Lots of it.

I deserve it, abeg.

It's been a long time coming.

God when!!!!!

Magnoliaa:
Folake, , see this cute video:

https://www.facebook.com/MetDaanCreative/videos/586684839886339/

Do you also know Derrick Jaxn?? ?? ??

https://www.facebook.com/100001906284822/posts/pfbid034VkoVhg2TNEfg3DXzgHotaixrZK6vzervfZr2oLx6uC2X7JYLE19rQ25Uhk6JojTl/?app=fbl

Awww. That baby is really cute.
I will like to have that toy sha. I like it. I don't mind gifting it to my neighbour's child.

The person that made it is very creative.


Huh? I nor know who that guy be oh.
Abeg who he Be?

Magnoliaa:
Na so we see am. Make dem continue.



Ehennn? I only watched Everyday People in all of these series. And I don't recall Olumide anymore. Maybe if I see an episode, he'll come back to me.



Yeah, I know she has always been versatile. I was only pointing out a probable reason for why she had space to be versatile.

No one will know how versatile other actors are too until they are casted for other roles.

I don't know that series.



Nothing infuriates me more than an hanging or unexplainable piece of detail in a movie or novel...or something that the viewers cannot understand by them being shown it.

I get that the plot has to move forward and things have to happen and the cast have to interact... but whatever you want to use to move a story forward must (double as) be organic.

If it is that he doesn't know how to knot a tie, then istg, they have to make it a CONSISTENT thing. Cause that's the only way that thing would make sense to me o. He must continue to show up to class with his tie off every morning because that is who he is. (Or if that morning was just a one-time thing, then why?)

Lemme ease off my judgments here like that, and not badmouth something I've not seen 100% if it.



Total. Complete. And utter, lmao.

Make them continue their nonsense abeg.

Yeah. He was in "Everyday people". Don't worry, when you watch one of the episodes, you'd rememeber Olumide.

You're right. These actors should be made to try other roles and let's see how they will fare as other characters. I don't know why they've never made Pete Edochie act as a poor man sha. Na so so rich man, King or occultic man.

Did you watch that refurbished Glamour Girls that Netflix people did So many hanging and unexplainable parts in the movie For instance what did Toke Makinwa's husband see that he left her and she was begging.
Idìot people.