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Magnoliaa:
Congratulations, Folake ❤. Or well done . Either of the two you wan take.

Thank you Maggie!!!!!!

I take both.

This woman is very classy. She doesn't look her age at all.

BeanmanX:
U must have dated one to know...

I have NEVER dated a Benin guy.

Lol. That's a Benin guy talking in that video.
The accent is unmatched.

TemiGod:
You're welcome ��
Thank you for taking us on this journey with you
E-hugs

Awww. The pleasure is all mine.

Thank you too Temi.

sukkot:
AMEN TO THAT HAVE a great weekend

A big AMEN to that.

Thank you very much. Have a great one too.

sukkot:
lol its a cold diabolic world. people dont care anymore. no more love. hey so long as i can relieve myself i dont care if i infect you-- is the mindset . thats why only you is responsible for taking care of yourself. but of course i dont want to get too preachy but these are things i would be telling my daughter if i had one. abstinence. stay away from these demons called men today. not saying women are angels lol but hey i guess water will always find its level. hopefully demons encounter demons and destroy each other while the angels are protected

Nice advice.

It's for ladies to protect themselves sha,these men nor send anybody at all.

Abstinence and protected sex is still KEY.

HAHAHAHAHA. Let the angels be protected abeg.

sukkot:
yes oooo lol. abstinence is best. to be honest with you i dont know how you women do it. if i was a woman i dont think i would let anyboy come and introduce himself into my body because he can shoot viruses or bacteria into my body. that area is moist and warm and the perfect environment to receive pathogenic organisms. a mans prick can literally kee you if he introduces things into your body. i would be asexual if i was a woman. just be using Love Machine to enjoy myself. forget men ooo lol.

Lmao. I'm surprised this advice is coming from a Man.

But the truth is that some of your folks know when they have infection and won't tell their partners but still go ahead to shook their heads because "konji na bastard".
If that isn't wickedness, I don't know what else it is.

ironheart:
but when they knack nko?

The lady after treating herself will be very cautious, since it can lead to serious complications later, so I'm sure she'd be keen on protected sex next time.

ironheart:
thats why i said she should treat him. Both of them need to be treated

Hmmm. Make the boy go treat himself biko.

sukkot:

But you're right sha.

Na to dey go lab do test for prospective partner before "mounting".

sukkot:
Dirty prick. if am a woman you cant mount me ooo without taking bath and using dettol to wash your gbola

This is so funny.

ironheart:
She should treat her boyfriend for infection as well

What if it's the boyfriend that infected her?

Lmao. I'm waiting for Edo agberos to implement their uniform also. That would be a sight to behold.

Magnoliaa:
When person dey stay around people, e no get how people no go talk. The only thing one can do is to limit the information fodder they can use... but then that still may not stop them from making wild claims, especially if you're a very distant person.



I was thinking about it today. It's crazy how most beauty standards or practices are synonymous to pain. And it felt so fking weird putting up with all of that when I was younger. Especially with that kiko hairstyle. Omo.

Never again sha... any thing I have to put or wear on my body that would cause me significant discomfort, and if it is something I can voluntarily do without, count me out, please.

Don't you know that Beauty is pain!

Why do you think Beyoncé sang "Pretty Hurts".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXXQLa-5n5w



Make I go read my book abeg.

pocohantas:
Yesso. After all, lemon/lime juice is a key ingredient in mayonnaise. They are not dumb after all.

Na true sha.

I don't like the runny texture though. I love my salad cream THICK. and I always have to pay for extra scoop of cream.

pocohantas:
Some restaurants mix their mayonnaise with sprite for commercial use.

Yes, this sprite.

Are you serious?

This country nor go kill me.

Now this explains the reason why the salad I buy in school taste off EVERY TIME and the salad cream is thin and runny. !!!!!!!!!

Persephone1:
Ah ah ah ah.. This reminds me of the day i relaxed my hair with mega growth after covering it with beret for a long time. I cried that day no be small. Mama wey i follow go salon self shock "So something fit collect tears from Dee eyes? incredible!" My big sister's comment when she got the gist. . I cried ooo. Hain! Ever Since ehn i either relax my hair very early in the morning or very late in the evening or i just forget. And i make sure i don't cover the hair at all. I changed the relaxer too.


I don't know self... i no too dey learn quick

Chaiìi. I can't even relate to the relaxer stuff (Team Natural Hair here ).
But I can really imagine the discomfort you must have been th rough.

Magnoliaa:
Kai. I don't want to imagine this . And they are fond of calling their husbands My Oga. I don't know if it's a thing with them.

"Your Oga don come back?"

"No o. Na my Oga buy that decoder come home sef. Hin don leave that him yeye boss."

Gbammmm! You sabi them wella.

My current hairdresser calls her husband Chairman and her fellow colleagues call her "Madam Chairman".

Kai. The woman dey gist like kilode ehnnn. The day I made hair that took up to 5hrs, and it was already evening, her husband called and was asking about her whereabouts, she come say na the hair delay her. She give me phone make I talk to her husband,I told him to forgive me for delaying his precious wife.

Persephone1:
That pulling of hair ehn, i remember some years back i went to this "egbe ile" salon. This woman made the hair so hard that i felt like she was using pin on my head. Come and see fight that day Me wey no dey talk voice out. Woman self no too dey happy mood, come talk back. She was like" how would you want me to hold your hair than this?" . Last last no one told me before i talk say i no do again and left.

Although i feel i was just being extra sensitive that day sha because i tried her again, i didn't feel the way i felt the other time. I no dey learn i know

Ahhhh. I will just burst into hot uncontrollably tears if I'm the one oh. You try.

You sef, you nor dey learn from the first time. If na me, she nor go see my brakelight again.

Magnoliaa:
It's the rules for me o. Is that 10hrs+ I am seeing for braids length reaching the bra?? Omo. Watin dem wan dey plait?

Omooo. The rules shock me too.

The highest I can sit for hair is 4-5hrs.