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Farfalla:
No.

Na man you quote oh.

Klass99:
You've seen them 1 million times where?

Lol. She's my friend oh from University.

sisitito01:
I hope it does o. Thank you for your concern, as usual.

@MrSeun please let us use our own emojis, please and thanks.

You're welcome babe.

Farfalla:
A 20-year old Nigerian girl is already attracted to men who can give her material stuff. She will probably not pursue Telemundo love at the expense of wealth/comfort. Whatever gift she receives from a man serves as an index of his love for her.
- 2K recharge = man likes me
- An expensive phone = man loves me
- A big car = man loves me very much
- A trip to Accra = man loves me
- A trip to Maldives = man loves me very much
- Residential property in Lekki = man is my soulmate

Naija girls know who to pick and who to avoid very early in life because they have this dire need to glitter and glitter they will. I guess it's what the other gender refer to as entitlement mentality.

But you see the rest of us? Zimbabwéans, Ugandáns, Kényans, Maláwians, Tánzanians (mumu of them all), SÁ, Congolése, Rwandése, Éthiopians, Mozambiçans, Zambîans? We are generally hopeless. A yeye man, let's call him 'Ken', will come with very sweet words and the girls of these countries will fall for him. All he needs to do is hold her waist like one Alejandro or Eduardo in Telemundo, look into her eyes, tell her sweet nothings, kiss her sensitive spots and seal it with mind-blowing sex. That's it. A new pair of "soulmates" are unleashed into the world. No iPhone, no 2K recharge, no trips to exotic locations. Just pure love, devoid of materialism.

As time goes by, reality sets in (at 31) and she finds herself in either of these two situations;
1. Ken is now her husband and she, the breadwinner of her family. They cannot chop love. Ken is now very comfortable being a kept man while she's busy forwarding his unsellable CV to her acquaintances.
2. Ken somehow managed to put himself together in the course of their courtship, acquired some finances, but married some other lady he's "compatible" with. The universe never rewarded her for foregoing materialism, rather, it rewarded the lady who wanted the glitter and went for it.

Either way it suddenly hits the lady that Telemundo romance isn't reality and that financial stability in a man is a crucial aspect in relationships/marriage, despite the demonisation of gold-diggers. However, she's acquired this new-found knowledge at 32, while a Nigerian girl already knew this at 22.

Wowww. Such an eyeopener.

I can't imagine being that daft at 32 oh. Phewwww.
Olohun maje!

Na Telemundo love wan pay bills? Hei gawd! Abeg oh. I put extra money in offering box not to jam such.

Nigerian men don't know what they have really.

sisitito01:
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I hope it does o. I've been going everywhere looking like a clown.

Forgive me but you're making me laugh. .
I can just picture your face right now.

Don't worry much about it. Pretty sure it'd clear soon.

sisitito01:
Ugh, I've been doing the toothbrush thing for days now. No progress. I just tried the sugar scrub thing this night. I hope it works.

Sorry baby. I hope it works though.

Persephone1:
Like every queen should.

*blows air on nails*

You sabi, Perse.

I cannot be with somebody that can't cook oh.

I want him to cook for me, I'd eat and cross my legs like Madam.

Klass99:
I saw that photo and immediately thought of my former co-worker Cynthia and wondered if it was her because you both have the same kind of lips.

Cynthia is a dark and lovely chic. Which was my impression of you at the first glance of that picture. I didn't see all of you, but what was revealed looked good.

If it's any consolation to you almost every woman struggles with their general look or insecurities about something. It's either height, boobs, arse, or nose and lips, it could be too much of one thing and not enough of another thing. So don't stress, you are not alone in that area. You're welcome.

Her lips been dey clear normally oh. I've seen them 1million times.

sisitito01:
I don't knooowwww . I've been so sad.

No, but I have tried brushing them. If I'm reacting to something, I have no idea what because I don't remember using anything I've never used before.
Abeg help me o.

Hmm. That's odd.

Try using a sugar scrub and see if the colour is going to lighten.
(Granulated sugar+honey/olive oil), use a toothbrush and brush gently. Try and do it for 3days.

marvellously:
You're welcome.
Amen.
Please keep that your posting plug for me biko ehn, abuja ways

Focus on finishing your University program first.

cayorday89:
It's the cool 'Gidi Girl' for me...


Then PAKURUMO when in party mood.

Yessss!! I love Pakurumo a lot too.

To be honest, Wizkid old songs are GOLD.

sisitito01:
Hello "pinkpillers", I'm so sorry but I just thought to bring this here.

I woke up to my lips looking dark as fvck on Sunday morning. I've been confused as hell and I'm almost losing my mind because I already struggle with my general look.

If anyone here has ever experienced this sort of thing or knows anyone who has, please help me with information. I have Googled but nothing I have seen makes any sense to me. I'm just confused. This is so strange.

The first picture is how my lips have always looked and the second is how they look now.

Ah Sisi, what happened to our fine lips!!!

Have you tried using a lip scrub? Are you reacting to something?

Farfalla:
Let me just say, fun to me doesn't necessarily involve a crowd or anything like that. Never been a crowd person. Never been a party animal, not even when I was Folàké's age.



Nigerian women learn very early what other African women learn at 38.

Hehehehehe. Even at my age, I'm not really a party person. I like hanging out with friends normally, but not parties. I rather just sleep.
But after I finished my exams in NLS, and our DG threw a farewell cocktail, of course I had to unwind.


Hmmm @the second paragraph. That is very deep. Can you explain further?

Klass99:
You GenZ people no dey ever agree sey una get lover until belle enter . I don't doubt you, I'm just saying.

God abeg oh!
I nor get at all.

Lmao but what's there to hide in having a lover?

I like James Brown ehn. He's always keeping me entertained.

Magnoliaa:
This thread will shut down down. Just wait for it.

No wahala

Magnoliaa:
You guys are taking me seriously.
But still sha, there is positive drama and there is negative drama. I'm talking about the first one.



Everywhere has been in FLAMES. I mean *FIRE*.



Looool, no though. I am in a state university. The strike is very, very disheartening, fr. May God he- wo.



I will post drips soon, don't worry. E go shock una.



Yes oo. Tbh, I didn't know.

Hehehe. Positive drama kwa? Drama na drama abeg.

My dear, it's the memes on her death that even amuses me more. All those ones Jeff Bezos and co are doing, them just dey yarn dust. But yeah,I like reading the opinion of both sides.

Alright. Some State Unis aren't on strike and that's a good thing. Make God epp us all.

Oya na. I dey await the drips post oh. Tag me when you drop the hot pics.

Yup she is.

Magnoliaa:
Because chaos is fun and dramatic . Humans are actually messy, for real. So much messier than we would care to admit. Go on Twitter and see savage takes about the Queen dying. Some are even saying they are waiting for Jeff Bezos to die and they will wear Ankara, eat semo and everything, lol.



Asinn, ehn. I thank God o. . What if somehow, somehow, I had chosen a federal university? Lol.



I plan to go to a strip club later in the day sha, and to get down with some bottles of alcohol . So Farfalla isn't in Naija? Ehenn? Mi o mo o.

Wo, chaos isn't fun. It's just like people saying they prefer a dramatic partner to spice up relationships.
Abeg abeg. Why can't two people be peaceful? I hate drama and will walk away super fast when someone is trying to throw tantrums.


Everyone wants to give hot takes on Lizzy baby's death. I'm sha indifferent.


Lol. Thank God it's a private school you're attending. ASUU people are just being unkind to the plight of Nigerian students.
God forbid!

Strip club bawo? Interesting.

Loool Farfàlla isn't Nigerian na. Are you just knowing?

Klass99:
What's everyone up to this weekend? It's a slow day at work I'm trying hard not to fall asleep at my desk.
FK, have you left campus for home or are you chilling to unwind with lovers and friends?

I left campus on Tuesday oh.

I am chilling with friends, (no lovers) eating and watching K-drama series daily, make I rest small after that whole stress.
After which I begin my hustle.

Lagos vibes is truly underrated. I love that song.

blinking001:
I was complaining the other day to a friend too. I just can't resist cookies especially shot bread this days. Like I'm addicted to cookies. Lord have mercy.
Combination
Shot bread buscuit plus chi exotic = heaven on earth.

Correct guy! You sabi.

I'm addicted to Purebliss biscuits. That thing dey sweet...

Magnoliaa:
I am proud of you girls.

Persephone1:
My eyes and actions do the telling .

Same here too.

Farfalla:


Folake, as your therapist I need to ask, how was your childhood?

Lmaooooo!!!!

Childhood was stressful and fun.

Persephone1:
Where did you put ? "Fish"

although i don't use all these words sha...and i don't say " i love you " either .

Thank you oh!!! I forgot to add that "Fish".

Lol. I don't say "I love you" either. Make one werey nor use me test run.

Only my actions would prove otherwise anyways.

I say "I love you" with my actions.

How I say "I love you":

1. Come here, ode!
2. Big head.
3. Yeye.
4. Goat.
5. Fish.


Add yours.

AmazonTopaz:
Thank you very much.
I go disturb you for finale oo.

I appreciate it thank you

Lol no wahala.

AmazonTopaz:
Klass9.9, folake4u and magnol.iaa una good evening oo.

Please have you voted for Phyna?

Biko please do oo voting ends tomorrow abeg help a sister

Thank you very much

Yes sure. I've voted for her.