₦airaland Forum

Larrysung:
Lmaoo.. you go like trouble. I think the award show will be headlined in the US.

Normally.

If Beyoncé come win award for that International category, she go come Nigeria come collect am?

Alexaonfleek:
What can I say
It's unfortunate women have poor bargaining skills compared to men, and have settled for something below minimum.

Yes nau, you can even see free sperm if you check through a brothel or any ashewo hotel, especially if you're a cleaner
They waste these same sperms into a condom almost every night, and they are crying that 150k is too small.
I say fertility clinics should cut it down to 15k since they have decided to be ungrateful

Lmao Alexa oh.

Na that 15k wey you dey insist dey muzz me.

Alexaonfleek:
In Nigeria, they are not paid enough in my opinion.
The cost for donating eggs is 500k on the average,could even be lesser than that.
These men are complaining about 150k, if I had my way they shouldn't be collective more than 15k per nut.

True. In Nigeria, women aren't paid enough for donating eggs. We like underpaying these services sha coupled with all the risks and pain involved.

@bolded. Your own come be 15k.
Poco own na 20k. Alexa you worse oh.

dalass:
Cum and collect millions

pocohantas:
I believe everyone is paid more overseas. The comparison isn’t across countries, but gender. Women are always paid more and rightly so.

Yessssssss. Women are paid more in that category though. They deserve it.

pocohantas:
Naso na. I am surprised they are being paid N150,000. For what exactly?

Lmao. They're to cum and go but I think sperm donors are paid more overseas sha.

pocohantas:
It should be N20,000 sef. The process to get your sperm is very fast and non-intrusive. You can’t say same for the eggs.

dalass:
Then he can donate ten times. That's 1.5M

Lmao. Sweet business.

Just cum and go.

pocohantas:
I am in a toxic relationship with Burna Boy. I love his craft, but I hate his attitude. I have said it before that I miss the days when he was introverted and queer. When he never showed up for events or posted much pictures. It saved him a lot of trouble!

This one na really toxic relationship oh.

@pocohantas
Them don dey cuss your favourite artiste.

ahnie:
We be comrade

Comrade-in-arms.

ahnie:
That's what causes the lumpy thingy.

By the way....my disdain for pap has no rivalry

Yes. That's why it becomes lumpy.

I never see anybody wey hate pap and custard pass me oh.

ahnie:
You mean when pouring in the hot water?
When preparing my pap I don't stir when pouring in the hot water.

Well,I've seen people stir when pouring hot water oh.

Farfalla:
Actually we have our own native foods (by the way, we do have our version of ewedu and ugwu leaves ) but also assimilated various aspects of the cuisines of the people who either colonised, settled or traded across the region. That's how Indian delicacies such as chapatti, moong, samosa, channa, naan, mutton masala, egg masala, chevda and ganthiya found their way into our tables.



Older aunties around here usually joke that any lump found in a young woman's pap exponentially reduces her chances to be wifed. I later realized that a woman's eligibility is commensurate with her gold digging skills. The higher your gold digging instincts are, the higher your market value.

That aside, our version of amala or fufu is generally known as ugali/sima in Kenya and Tanzania, nshima in Zambia and Malawi, posho in Uganda, sadza in Zimbabwe, and xima in Mozambique. The stiffness and the flour used varies across communities. Some use corn flour, others millet/sorghum flour, while others use cassava flour or a composite of 2 or 3 types of flour. We however do not ferment our cassava like you folks.

This is even more interesting. I know chapatti (courtesy of Indian movies ) and samosa.
That is really nice.

Please what's your native cuisine? At least I know Ghana is known for their shitto and others.

Lmao. That means if I'm in your country, I nor fit be wife material oh cos I nor sabi make pap. I hate pap sha. Last time I ate it was when I was a baby(and my mum said I even hated it then).

Abi make I come buy Course outline on gold digging skills from una hand?

I have heard of ugali before (courtesy of some African books I read) but never knew it's actually your version of fufu.

It seems you guys are more heavy on corn, millet and sorghum flour. These are lighter compared to cassava. No wonder y'all are slim and run so fast.

DonroxyII:
Omo Law, You Like Playing with English: [/b]In his Wildness, He Carried her
Commands of Her BumBum:

Now if He should jump to the crowd and a girl in connected spirits of Wildness decided to Grab him on the Neck and Run Her hands down to his Gbola ... That Boy will now start Capping HolyGhost:

[b]Both You and Rugger can't win this Case in Court lol!

Okay.

I have once followed a friend to the barber's shop and was pretty amazed how a shave can transform a man's look.

DonroxyII:
Folake4U shey u see Ruger you were "Campaigning Abuse when His Gbola was grabbed on Stage" and I rebuked You:

Welcome to Showbiz

All of them na Same including some that love these kinda in Private Party not Public!

I wasn't "campaigning abuse" when his member was grabbed on stage.

I just pointed out the fact that he WAS AND LOOKED uncomfortable with that.

Of course, it's showbiz and in this case, he clearly allowed his fan to touch or caress him here. In the previous video, he didn't.
Two different situations and energy.

Farfalla:
You're welcome Folake.

Hehehe. Them Indian folks imported their food to East and Southern Africa, some of which were adopted by the natives.

These lentils are usually a hit or miss dish. You miss an important ingredient or a crucial step and it becomes dog food.

Oh nice. So you guys eat more of Indian cuisines then. Very interesting.

Hehehe. Someone has to be careful when handling the lentils then. This reminds me of pap. If you miss stirring it correctly, it becomes lumpy.

GloriousGbola:
Naija slangs ehn

Fine boys are upon us

Sorry about your experience.

I doubt I ever fully recovered as I am always checking sounds esp between what I call the robbery window 12am to 3am

Doesn't help that my house is the first in the close and borders the road. Some nights you hear okada riders robbing prostitutes who they carried to the isolated centre road.

One night one of the guys who was always dodging close meeting was parked outside the gate. I think this was 11.30 - 12. He was waiting to enter and next thing someone on an okada drove up waved a gun shot in the air and took his corolla.

Lmao.

Thank you .

Omooo same here oh. I haven't recovered fully. Once I hear even the tiniest sound,I nor dey sleep again.

How do you cope with all of that? That's really stressful oh.