₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
Same band size, different cup size? I get it now.

Even if na basin I carry for waist dey waka. E done reach to wear that kind thing for waist? Hahahaha!

She has nice bra sets.

pocohantas:
Oh, so you have two different sizes?

Which fits more? You know the last time I bought panties, the lady gave me as high as XXXXL. Can you beat that? I noticed one was very big. Na today I look them well sef. These vendors ehn.

pocohantas:
All of them? That is impossible, Folake.

pocohantas:
So there are some of you that don’t know your bra sizes? I think say na joke since o.

Magnoliaa:
Ah. She don tok that one for up up. Scroll through, you go find am.

pocohantas:
Very true. Then cheat on her with the freak. Tell her that men are polygamous in nature and she should ENDURE or leave. Buy cars and houses for these freaks. Take the freak on vacations while their virtuous wives are at home, pursuing an energetic 2yrs old child to drink custard.

Turn their wives into prayer warriors. She would be going from one crusade to the other. That is when she isn’t fighting side-chicks at Shoprite.

When they are old and worn-out, they return home to the virtuous woman like a prodigal son. She has to do what she knows how to do best, make the most out of a clueless and senseless man.

What did I miss?

Penicillin:
Allergic reaction...You could get loratidine tablet and also hydrocortisone injection would do the trick..

Idamond:
Please Help Nairalanders



Have been putting on nose mask before going out now.

lalasticlala

Unlimited22:

Looking for your trouble might just be fun

Unlimited22:
If you like call Ayelala join am, you're still guilty

And no, you're more Emma Raducanu than Naomi Osaka

Unlimited22:
Oh, darling, I intend to find out. All I can. The ball is now is your court lol

Na so them Dey talk. With innocent face, until you near them....

Man, I've never been so grateful to see a public holiday in my life....

Unlimited22:
Wait until you finish law school before you use me dey rehearse joor

Unlimited22:
Innocent Chukwuma ni

Beautiful, yes. Intelligent, yes. A baby girl, yes.

Innocent? Make I hear

Unlimited22:
I really hope you aren't shy in real life lol. That would make two of us

As for why I'm scared of Benin girls, na only me wey be man wey my mama born o.... They will kill me for her. You inclusive

Hope you're enjoying the holiday

Unlimited22:
LMAO. What is dead May never die, as for ironborn say in game of thrones.

In the same vein, what is already spoiled can't be spoiled na

pocohantas:
What if he refuses?

Unlimited22:
It's perfect for twerking