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God is wonderful!
Science is amazing!!

Who compiled this list abeg?
I nor even see my crush, Rashford for there.

chatinent:
NAUB?

He's touring that side.

chatinent:
Have you been to Biu?

No. But my friend is currently there.

Mine started today and it come with pains as usual. I took a tablet of Felvin this morning but I'm having this feeling that Felvin no longer works for me. Probably my body is used to this drug now and it's not effective anymore.

Na sin wey go shock Devil I wan dey commit now.

Na University of Suya and Gas meat I wan dey attend now.

remi1444:
You wanna get your hands "dirty"?

I dont know yet. I'm just weighing my options.

N50 naira for this week.
I don budget N10naira each everyday.

Make God help us.

This is a great advice. Thank you, Op.

Nigerians, particularly bloggers are seriously waiting for this marriage to crash so that their headlines will read "Popular Philanthropist, and former ex-husband to Tonto Dike has crashed his second marriage.... for more details click here"

God help them.

Lmao later they'd castigate women that we marry for money.

See this one that went to marry his own ancestor.

What kind of useless excuse is the Pool manager giving?
Who even employs a pool manager that can't swim? Oh I forgot, this only happens in Nigeria.

This death could have been avoided, to be honest.

In saner climes, this pool manager would be sued.

Them suppose kill snake for the baby Lala.

Oh my!
Why'd you even have to kill the antelope and monkey for crying out loud?!

cbrass:
well if something is of no value then no one will talk about it.
So you ladies are of great value and we just want to make things easier for you

Nor be only

cbrass:
if they don't carry the matter now you will still complain that men are not caring

Abegi, Una too dey overdo.

Very underrated advice.

You'd see someone smelling terribly as early as 8am on a Monday morning. It happened to me once when I boarded a bus and the guy sitting beside me was oozing terribly, my whole day was ruined as I was in serious foul mood.

Nigerians will complain that the youths aren't proactive, when the youths decide to take actions that are beneficial, they'd tag it "misplaced priorities". Even your President called us "lazy yoot".

I'm glad he graduated at the end. Congratulations to him.

pocohantas:
The way una carry women matter for head ehn.

Them carry am like gala seller.

How do y'all even date for 2years sef?

streetsoldier1:
Intelligent ones as quoted above wont do anything for money

Bro, times are hard and people are desperate.
Na intelligence them go use chop?

streetsoldier1:
no man with the listed qualities above will stoop so low to get 1M pay off

Lmao see this one.
Men will do anything for money.

Sermwell:
I use to even Kum whenever I see you!! *Jokes* lol

I go break your head, Oga Sam.

Anytime you're having an erection in public, just think about Bobrisky and James Brown together and kissing them, trust me, your dick will go flaccid.

I've given this idea to my friends and it worked for them.

Thank me later.

Alexaonfleek:
And what would happen to any of his wives who decide to leave the marriage

They won't even try it in the first place.

Alexaonfleek:
Lol I wish her and her new hubby to be well.
It's good she left that old man....how will he be taking care of her on bed?
Most of these obas that marry multiple wives I really don't understand them and their wives sometimes end up leaving them..... don't know if its possible to try this with oba of Benin sha...thats one really powerful oba

You can't try it with the Oba of Benin sha.
That one even married two blood sisters