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Nice one

Lol I wonder why too.
As for me I loved onions, would continue to eat it raw, cooked, fried, stewed

I like her skin, her stretch marks are beautiful too. I need that confidence,I swear

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Boxers is bae

Seconded

Gleefreak125:
Thank you so much. It sure is working. I can boldly say it's no more black. You've been cracking me up yourself.

You're welcome.
Hehehe I'm not funny oh

Gleefreak125:
Embarrassing will be an understatement. I had to calmly handle the situation you know. She might change her mind about payment if I had protested. Lol
She did gave a compliment so I took that only and sieved the other part I didn't like but e pain me sha.
Yeah, it seems the lip scrub is working cos my lips don't get dry and chapped like it used to anymore. All thanks to the other treatments you suggested earlier too.
Man can be confident again and not having black e'rything.
I hope I could develop a thick skin like your friend but not after I've tried doing something about it.
After which, I'll start turning a blind eye if nothing changes but I'm seeing changes already.

Lwkmd! .

I'm happy the lip scrub is working for you guy.
Black everything, hehehe .


You're really hilarious, I swear.

marviessss:
Moral lesson Don't date Igbos they are all traitors The same way they all betrayed apc and ran after atiku just for VP position Even hausa no vote for atiku , ����

I have seen fools but you're the greatest of them all

I've always loved her charming smile.

Onyi22:
So unfortunate, I don't know her

Na veteran broadcaster cum journalist she be.

Onyi22:
That's very good of him...
Any man that will not bring down heaven on earth for me should not cross my path...

First and foremost, are you an Angel?

agbarisocket:
thunder fire ohanaeze and entierd igbos

You can't even spell common 'entire' .

Let's see who the thunder will fire now. Oponu!

Meanwhile a country in Africa, West Africa, Nigeria to be precise, putting the generator ON at 7pm is a necessity because it is written in our constitution .


Please remind me how Nigeria is the giant of Africa again?!

Gleefreak125:
You must be talking from experience cos I licked it close to 5 times till I rubbed the 6th and retired to bed. Thanks so much, I believe it's gon work cos of its feel now.

You really are. If you know how embarrassing has for me. There was a time I delivered a package to a woman who thanked me and said I looked like her handsome younger brother. I was already blushing before she said he doesn't smoke though. I just smiled and told her I don't either. "Why your lips come black like say you dey drink igbo?" Was her response.

Kai! that woman give you uppercut no be small . I feel your pain sha, that must have been embarrassing for you.
Anyways, black lips are natural just the same way pink and red lips are. I have a female friend who's light in complexion but have dark lips, she's a teetotaller(doesnt drink), we don laugh and yab her tire but she doesnt care at all.

All the same I hope the lipscrub works for you.
I'm glad I could help too

Kai! I looove what this Ifeoma did to Laura.

Anyone who envies celebrities sorry yeyebrities lifestyle on IG is just giving himself unnecessary high BP and that's how depression sets in.

Why can't you just be REAL? Be true to yourself, it's not that hard abeg.

MaestroJosh:
Where is DIPLO?
Trashed already.. Very dead on arrival

My dear!

OKorowanta:
All dis kain girls naim good to dey fab, Presidential poossy,no be all dis pocket tearing oloshos. Kiki,do you love me? Are you riding? Drake abeg sing the rest for me and Kiki.

Drake don suffer! .
The last sentence got me rolling on my bed. I was literally singing the song just now

Gleefreak125:
Thanks once again, it seems I've been scrubbing harder than I should cos it peels after each scrub and as a guy I can't continue using lip gloss. That's why I had to stop. This new routine seems better, I scrubbed gently today with a soft toothbrush. I will get the lip scrub as I head home. I believe this will work. Thanks once again. You're a life saver.

Lol. if you scrub very hard, it'd peel so go easy on those lips.


You're welcome dear!
Aww, lifesaver? No make me blush abeg. I practically didn't do anything.

YeebozNemesis:
Moniker, not monicker.

Not created because of you. 10 dozens of your specie are unimportant to me.

Thank you for correcting my wrong spelling.

You were a fool to mention me in the first place if I weren't important. Now swerve from my mentions and go jerk on some porn

LordAdam16:
Since Freeze often hampers on judicious investments and businesses rather than donating to scammers in robes and bespoke suits, I'd expect him to press on these individuals- HP, Mompha et al to establish large conglomerates in Nigeria. I'm not talking clubs or two star hotels; but anything from real estate to manufacturing. Nigeria is a difficult market but the pay off is huge and they can get social currency for creating jobs back home as well as whitewash their funds if it's from illegal sources.

Not this glorification of ostentatious goods. Personally, I attach more cred to Nigerians living in Nigeria getting these luxury items than HP in Dubai. First off, there is no income tax in Dubai. That's 25% to 30% freed up that ain't going to thieves in public service. Then there are amazing financing options available to these so-called "big boys" that isn't available to upper-class resident Nigerians. With a good line of credit, you get to put 10-30% down and pay less than 5% APR over 3-5 years. That way, for a $500k luxury car (after options and others), anywhere from 50k to 150k will get you a delivery date.

And then, the crazy part is that the cumulative duty for new cars in Nigeria is 70% (that's 350k for a 500k car), while it is comparatively negligible in Dubai. And then you talk about upgrade options. In Nigeria, upgrades are practically unheard of. While over there, your dealer will be enthusiastic to take your older Royce, tack on a few tens of thousands or hundreds depending on the condition of your older car, and you receive delivery of the latest and baddest without having to pay full MSRP.

To give an example more folks will relate to. It's like Samsung offering $500 off its S10+ price to S9+ owners in much of the developed world. That's 50% off it's list price, and the buyers don't even have to fork over the other $499 all at once, since they can stretch it out for a few tens monthly over 24 months. The interesting part, buyers still get accessories like the Galaxy buds that cost $150 for free. While us in Nigeria have to pay almost 400k out-of-pocket for the same phone.

Lastly, luxury cars like the Bentley and Rolls are just a step up above the S-Classes and Ranges; which in Dubai is like the middle class. Neither hushpuppi or mompha will turn heads when they show up at a club or five star hotel in a Continental or Ghost. That's what rich kids take to school. Do you own a f*cking Sweptail? How many hyper cars are in your garage? Do you have a limited edition Divo, an Agera RS or Regera, or a Zonda? Did you commission your own f*cking model? Were you the first, second, or third to take delivery of a production super car? What's your number plate?

Not posing on Instagram desperately fishing for accolades from citizens of a country where the minimum wage is just above $50. Keep Dubai as your base, but come home and tap into a 200m people market, employ thousands, increase your network, join the 1%, and then run a philanthropy. That's the good life, not gramming and arguing over purchase, lease, or rental of a luxury car.

-Lord

Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you. Tiri gbosa!

YeebozNemesis:
If you like, laugh in subtitles. The important thing is that you're happy even if the source of your happiness is inspired by stunted intelligence.

And you just created this monicker today to tell me that?

Did I just see Integrity?



Laughs in spiritual powers

Gleefreak125:
Thank you so much for this. I actually started using the old brush and honey for two weeks now but I stopped cos the brush makes my lips feel numb. I probably will continue then and add the other ingredients you suggested. I'll definitely get the lip scrub too. I'm indeed grateful.

Lol yeah I understand that numbness feeling. Just do it gently, don't scrub hard dear.


Sha get the lips scrub, it's very necessary. You might not have the time in the world to be doing this thing daily, getting a lip scrub gives faster results.


You're welcome.

Gleefreak125:
Please what can I use for my dark lips. I'm a teetotaller, I don't smoke yet my lips are so dark. Dark in complexion but my lips can't carry my skin colour too na. I've seen dark people with beautiful lips. I want that for myself too. Please, help me.

Hi there! You can buy a lip scrub to 'exfoilate' or remove the dead skin cells found on your lips. Check online/physical stores, they should have them.

You can also apply lemon juice/baking soda, brown sugar and honey and scrub your lips gently with an old toothbrush. Do it often for two or more weeks. You should see some change.


Check the internet for more info

I can testify to the wonders of aloe vera. Saving lives since 1000BC.

PrinzCarter:
I dunno

Now you know