₦airaland Forum

daveP:
Jeez. nawa o. it kinda resembles a standing penguin. my focus is still on MA.

Akant take this anymore

So says the Pastor of Redeemed Church of God, Banana Island Branch

daveP:
(somewhere in a church in ghana)

Pastor: There are agents of darkness sent by the mermaid spirit to call people to fall. Fire. You sha not succeed..


(Later that evening after counselling severl people)


Sis Akowa: Pas, i like u.....
pas: u say

Sis Akowa: i like u under some sheets with me.....(eyes him seductively)


(10 mins later)

Dead! .



Meanwhile

Sermwell:
that's his problem!



abeg there is this naija song I want to download but I don't know the title or the artist name.
the song goes like this....


baby ooo
why you do me strong thing....
kpakam, o connect
sensima...

The name of the song is Sensima

It's all fun and games until electric cable shock you, then you'd be blaming your village people. No, infact you'd be long dead sef .


Somebody help me with that Pete Edochie thunder meme .



Stupid girl!

Oluromantic:
That private part go quick retire o..shuu!

Even in d eyes sef is brutal..d child may nurse eye defects later in life.. Some mothers sef

I just tire

computergeek:
Aren't butt injections and plastic surgery supposed to make you look good?

Why does Kim look like an extremely disproportionate turkey? Her ass is hanging too low from the rest of her body. Her hips are mismatched.

Awful.

Last year when she went to the beach and wore a bikini which exposed her butt and forgot to take her personal photographer along, my dear if you see how saggy those butts were . Her body looked awful, I was disgusted.

Some Benin women like to use pepper as punishment. I know of a mother who puts pepper in her son's eye whenever he misbehaves.

But putting pepper in someone's private part is so so WRONG! Jeez!

So 'Forbidden Fruit' was what? .

daveP:
That moment every one were carrying toygun and making people think it was shakaboola, and then, OP enters with StealthBombers to reset some people's factory settings.

folake4u, if i mention that celeb's name now, calling M.A the Last PillarBender, you'd say i'm mean. This post is meant for her likes.


The other crew that bothers me are the "For the haterz" crew. All they ever do is to prove haterz wrong; from the bedsheets to their bodies, to their designers and to their devices, etc. sick set of people i would say!!



OP


A girl jammed one maga for one univ in lag years back. She was sure this guy was gonna take her shopping. She connived with the boutique owner to inflate the prices so they split the cash....


Dude paid and all, and las las when yawa explode, she had to run, leave better husband material cos of greed and lack of intergrity. smh.


(in daddy Showkey accent)
one day
one day
one day,
e go reach your turn eo,
one day

What the Op said is really true.

Hahahaha! M.A no try sha. Photoshop gone wrong .

I swear down! It's only in Nigeria that everybody have haters and 'beefers' (like they're some meat). People fail to understand that 'No one cares about you at the end when you're 6ft down from leading a fake life which caused your untimely death'.

Slynation:
Lol....This girl no get problem at all!! I noticed Chubby ladies/guys are fun to be with

Yes oh

Oluromantic:
Na so. Me like them big
Any chubby pic like this attracts my attention
How are you dear. Happy new year

Wehdone Sah .

I'm fine, you?

If na Naija forget am, e don go Instagram go post "God bless my hustle"

I knew I'd find Oluromantic on this thread .
I can see you viewing

Jeez! I can't stay in Lagos abeg .
How do people stay in traffic for more than an hour

daveP:
She bent the swimming pool i guess. but her heels are so white... shoot.

they should check the tiles in that pool. she might have bent them who knows. That if she swam sha.

Dave, this woman don suffer for your hand oh wallahi! .


Somebody cannor photoshop in peace again?

Saffi:
She looks so young because she doesn’t have any man stressing her out.

This table you're shaking sha

daveP food don land oh

femi4:
Voting Atiku shows that you are source of Nigeria's problem

And who says I'm voting for Atiku

This guy made my childhood

I've been there before.
One more thing don't litter the ground!

I'm so glad he's doing well outside showbiz as music don dry for e mouth.