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PrinzCarter:
I want to understand do dey go to tailor nd measure dere size so dat he/she can construct it well for dem .

Lmao no. Like I said there are sizes for everyone. From S to XXXXL.

daveP:
Ahem.
Isokay.

How dyu like it, small head or big head?

Which kain head are we talking about here?

daveP:
Some can of worms will soon open. I can feel it.

Hmm.

you can force me to confess A or B, but you dont wana make popc say what he has about Ini Edo? weldone.

Hehehehehehe.


Lol he's very stubborn. Like father like daughter .

daveP:
You like wahala sha.
No be about die jare. My day is coming.

You should ask around. I'm a troublesome yet calm shild .

I await that day.

sisitito01:
Looool! Folake!

Ma

This Marcus Rashford is fine

daveP:
A over B

Did you now die?!!

daveP:
Ahhh. So uncle Tayo wasnt lying? jeez. i don weak. He works in dubai and sees these celebs up close. lemme just say 6/10 of our female celebs that arent attached to any guy publicly are involved. Not my verdict. His verdict. I refused to believe him cos he always exxagerates alot. yeh!!!!

Lol me sef weak. I never imagined Jackie of all people sha.

Lol there's an iota of truth in what he said though.

Till date of all the celebs in Nigeria, my father hates Ini Edo. We're still wondering why .

daveP:
The question you asked is rhetoric. Thats my answer Hanty

No be rhetoric question oh, you must answer me. Brezzident or Azzident?!

PrinzCarter:
do dey HV bra m trying to picture it its nt clear

Yeah there's bra for every woman's shape and size

PrinzCarter:
somebody out there has twice of what cossy ,roman goddess nd she has but has not started sampling d goods

My church member has twice of Cossy and Roman Goddess boobs combined.

To make it worse, she's married and popped out 3kids, so just imagine how the boobs go be.


Honestly I feel sorry for her and wonder how she sleeps comfortably at night

It irks me so much when people say 'they're broke, everything na packaging'. I feel like stoning such person to death wallahi! .

Why not show your true self and allow your helper to locate you instead of forming what you're not and living a fake life.

It is very pathetic.

herich:
Just hearing this odd n inconsequential name for first time.
Who is this slut n what does she do for a living

The person you called slut is an actress and was once President of Actors Guild of Nigeria (AGN)

daveP:


Thanks for reminding me.... Harlequin crap. Descriptive essay of the millenium!!

Well, we both know some ladies derive most of their relationship fantasies in these romance novels.

Imagine a girl one day just gives a novel to her crush and tells him to focus on chapter 5. He is lost but reads the book finish, and goes back for report. Only to discover she wants just exactly the way Mr Fred handled Maraiana in the chamberlain to be done to her.

or

Last year on Nairaland, the topic of the effect of zeeworld and telemundo on wives or ladies. That thread was a shocker.

One guy said he hid the remote, and his wife bought another. He hated the fact that when he bashes her, she is all mentally and emotionally ready and defiant. But telemundo was making her weep right in front of the tv. Coming home every evening to meet her weeping taya d guy o.


Some wedding on IG ehn. If you dey watch am steady, you won't know when you begin to fight your fiance that you want an exact replica, spending to the tune of 2milla. Chai.

Better make wedding be like poor man own, and the marriage a wealthy one(just stating worst case scenario o. my wedding wont be in such manner.)

I discovered if one develops the habit of listening, that person has a lot of advantage far above the person that always wana be heard no matter what.

Yvonne and her husband, from her statement up there, its obvious they fought often. I just detest one word in my entire life...... irreconciable differences.


Make the upgrade apk favour u o. its must not be a divorce version o. Lol

I never liked those Harlequin novels right from time or telemundo and Zee World(those shows are crappy! ). Thank God nobody in my family got affected by those shows except my younger sister(whom I will soon beat foolishness from her head ).

Lol, yeah girls want their relationships based on those novels and it marvels me all the time. Those novels focuses on "He's a billionaire prince, she's just a common girl, he's tall, dark, handsome, romantic bla bla, he can kpansh her hard... and all sorts of crap! Girls fantasize about these things and want the perfect boyfriend too in reality knowing fully well no one is perfect.

Social media plays another role too. That's why I don't get addicted to Instagram. Just spend 2mins on IG if your eyes won't pop out of its socket. Girls want the perfect wedding, they want their wedding to be featured on BellaNaija weddings, or Asoebi Bella. How many of these weddings lasted the test of time in reality? People fail to realize that weddings are social events/functions, the real koko na staying married.
At the end of all the long story, it is YOU v. YOU. I don't believe social media or anything changes or affects a person, it all boils down to the individual if he/she has morals, principles and values.


Lol me I want a court registry marriage. Just me, future hubby, family and few witnesses. I don't like crowd and I hate drama, all those unnecessary cooking and spending I no sabi at all .


Amen my dear, the upgrade apk MUST favour me oh IJN.

daveP:
Finally... im not alone on this school of thought!!

evidences arent available. so its suspicion for now.

Lmao! You nor go kee person with laff abeg .

That Teni style sha, very tacky

truthsayer009:
OK, when you are Ready to marry. Just message me. At least I promise you 5 years.

Get thee behind me Satan!

maasoap:
Marriage is not hard, just that both partners should be ready to sacrifice and compromise a little bit. There will be ups and downs but but it shouldn't be allowed to go out of hand. Forget about these yeye celebrity marriages.

You are right man!

luvyaself95:
We are ourselves problems

True bruh unfortunately

slowbreeze:
She's also a "cross dresser" nah..abi that's d new term for gay.

No be me talk am oh

daveP:
Easy on the Last PillarBender o. before she turn ironbender
see kweshun o. How you want make i answer na?

Hahahaha na really iron bender .
Hunkle you must answer oh

daveP:
A big reason why many would still choose the old times style than these modern times.

Old times, contrary to whatever crap some modern feminists say, our mothers, grannies worked hard and supported themselves and made their homes work. Modern feminists refer to them alot to buttress their sometimes warped arguments. But these oldies after walking the aisle or trad marriage, stayed together for as long as 60yrs after marriage.

Some barely has today's equivalent of 10k in their hands, but they survived it.


Now we have Behind, romantic, greekotic novel fantasies kinda marriages (should i call it weddings). And when time to upgrade comes, the upgrade apk is a divorce paper. Shebi Knowledge has increased?

big yes!!

Is it helpful?

Evidences prove rarely, almost absolutely!!

Its not a funny idea that even the whites for centuries, always asked their elderlies why they stayed strong in the however imperfect union. They ask cos its a record!!


But as they began to abandon the culture, their own divorce rates also tripled.


We young ones don't wana actually listen again.

listening is a big factor


listening and tolerance.


I also fear the concept. most of us do!

We just have to keep adjusting.


Although some Bs can't be taken just like that these days. But i blame that on one not doing his or her homework well.



Besides Chameleons plenty.

He said 'upgrade apk'. Choi! .

You said nothing but the truth dear.

Lol anyone that bases marriage on Harlequin romance novels or Hallmark movie channel needs brain format honestly speaking cos all these books/novels are for reading pleasure and one shouldn't carry fiction into reality.

Yeah there exist plenty chameleons. Na God go help person sha when that time reach.


But all in all, gimme that old time religion. It's good enough for me .

daveP:
Thats why i used "most female celebs"!!


i dunno if it has to do with the insecurity of being tied to one man forever. Its a pity.

some already know their own problem and live it.

Imagine if she was married and her husband was telling her not to wear this out, etc. E fit cos fight and e go fit burst house. phew.

padded o, pushover o, pushups o. all join,na the seesae be the koko.

Not like this is a stance on morality. But the way she talks eh....

Lol not really insecurity per se. Most of these actresses live for the gram, they do the unspeakable just to please their 'fans', they care more of what their fans would say than their real family and friends.

If she were still married, she wouldn't be able to keep up all these things because her husband wouldn't approve. Little wonder her husband bashed her saying she was unfaithful bla bla black sheep.

are you a breast man, Mr. Brezzident?.


She talks like a market woman because she is .

How do I under this?!

Getting married these days freaks hell out of me .


Shoutout to all our parents, loved ones and everyone in their solid foundation marriages. E no easy abeg!

her eyes are gorgeous

Thick, long natural hair all the way for me abeg

The only problem I have is Teni liking Bobrisky's post

daveP:
If bills are to be paid fully to a level of comfort, then i think all women should walk naked then. At least bills payment would be green instead of red and extra go dey.


simple logic.

i dunno why this same old punchline is always used as clapback by most naija female celebs. Are all of them doing something in common? Hmmm

folake4u....

Lol I don't know.
But the surest thing I know is "Empty vessels make the loudest noise".

Dave, it doesnt apply to all Naija female celebs.
You cant see Genevieve, Omotola, Stephanie Okereke-Linus, Mercy Johnson or the rest of their counterparts saying "you dont pay my bills, I dont care what you say, haters yen yen yen" simply because they have class, dignity and self respect.

It's a pity that even though Mercy Aigbe has aged, well she's over 40, sense no follow am with the age. Reminds me of a fool at 40 is a fool forever .

By the way, na push up/padded bra she wear. Nonsense and Aigbe Mercy

I can't stay in Lagos. Spend 5hrs in traffic?!!Gosh!

greensandy:
His name says it as it is kobosmart nairafoolish.

kobosmart:
she no even fine sef

You're very daft! The 'smart' in your monicker should be replaced with kobofool, it rhymes better that way.

somez:
So this is what you come here to type right? I have caught you today.

It's over between us. Come home and pack your things.

O ti ya werey gan !