₦airaland Forum

Sermwell:
When I was in the university, me and my ex girlfriend cohabited for close to 4 years. She was studying pharmacy while I was studying law. There was nothing we didn't do sexually, including an*l sex and all. She even mistakenly took in 3 times and we had to abort because we weren't ready. We eventually broke up amicably after school.

Last Saturday, she had her wedding and invited me. To my shock, right in the church during the sermon and marriage counseling or whatever, the pastor began to praise her for keeping her virginity till marriage, and also praised her parents, who are elders in the church for bringing their daughter up in the way of the Lord. As if that wasn't enough, after the reception, I saw the groom lieing on camera of how it's a Godly marriage because he met his wife a virgin and they kept themselves till marriage bla bla bla. The girl's parents also spoke to the cameras advising other parents to train their children morally in the way of the Lord and sexual chastity bla bla bla.

My question is why lie about these things that are not even true in the first place? Why fake sexual chastity that's not there?

WOW.

Shaggy is funny to y'all? Wow.

Kaczynski:
only for nigeria to chew her up like rag


it shows nigeria can never rid of corruption.

I know right.

Many Nigerians mourned her death. She'd be missed for her impact in the health sector.

She was an enigma of her time.

Caaz:
Nope...
Ice fish and beef.

Chicken go be on sunday.

We need to take you to guard room for questioning. How all your threads dey make front page?

Cut me soap nau, Mama.

My father taught me "No permanent friend or enemy, only permanent interests". It has helped me a lot in my adulthood.

emmaodet:
Given the option between masturbation and prostitutes, Prostitute is a lesser evil even though both are bad.

Lol. How do we raise healthy male children if we keep adding prostitutes to the mix. Well, another choice can be added which include hobbies, networking with the opposite gender.

Later una go dey talk say them dey sideline una for International Men's Day, when your folks keep doing the same thing a million times and expecting a different result.

emmaodet:
Stop the masturbation pls. I prefer the prostitute option to masturbation.
With prostitute, with time you will start developing to interact, negotiate with ladies and generally become better. Masturbation keeps you away from ladies.

With due respect to your age, would you advice your own son to experience prostitutes before he learns how to court a lady?

I support these rules especially the No-kissing of baby cheeks or on the lips. It is so wrong on all levels, they're fragile creatures and immune system sensitive as well.

This is one of the reasons I don't like carrying people's babies under 6months.