cococandy:
White rice and gizzard stew. Just how he likes it.

Forexmarts. That's how it is here

Sunnybobo3. Wow I want

Good Job everybody.

Lol carry on, the kitchen is my favourite spot in the house after my laptop. Very soon when i get my own she will post picks here ending with "just how he likes it", keep torturing bachelors like me lol.

datalossvictim1:


LoL nye'm address gi, ka'm sendiara gi ya

Ogutaeeeeee! I dikwa serious? Ngwa ngwa, A norm na kwara state but just send go di ya via Bluetooth Nneoma o, Chukwu Gozie gi.

datalossvictim1:
Catfish pepper soup.

Cheeeeiii this woman wetin I do you eh? Why did I even go to that page? ewwww okporoko azu, biko send send me that catfish peppersoup make i dissect am.

Herzumpther:

This one wey you dey cook for everyone which day will you cook my own Herzie? .

All I want is pounded yam served with goat meat ofe Nsala and fresh Cat fish peppersoup all spicy by the side.

Ehen biko don't forget to accompany it with fresh tapped palm wine inugo? Chai, if i chop this type i go just enter room, put "do not disturb" for door and sleep off.

lovat:
Please if you come across anyone that bears Kelvin, beep me lemme buy it quadruple the price you got it.

And if you find any with name Judas please inform me, this wicked people dey suffer person lol.

Ariyke:
Started purging after eating this dunno why

I think your stomach isn't acidic enough lol sorry about that by the way. Unless it wasn't well cooked the combination looks good.

Eh eh ehem, i have noticed the same clique of umu nwanyi that we have at a wonderful thread courtesy of Babyosisi displaying kitchen, hunger triggering, stomach torturing skills here. 1 Babyosisi 2 Cococandy 3 Efe 4 Moca lol. All these food you people are sharing one day will answer, there is God oh, there is God oh, there is Goooood ohhhh. Hope say GEJ never dey monitor people IP addresses lol. Good afternoon to you all.

bonsue1118:
Tnks 2 all 4 ur advice. Fine he could change his smoking habit. He lied 2 me wen he ws asking me out abt his job, he lied 2 me that he ws in a particular company as an account officer, I latter found out he ws a driver to d auditor. Although wen he ws working he gave me all I needed, infact he do beg me 2 make request, bt am nt use 2 dat, he gives me weekly allowance. Unfortunately his boss ws transferred 2 ghana den he stopped working. His worried ws cos of me because he believe I might start looking else in which I never did. Fortunately he 4 us, he got anoda job ds month(driving). He also lied 2 me abt his qualification dat his an HND holder in which I latter discovered, infact am nt sure he completed his ND. And as for me, I had my ND, nd currently running my degree program. Truly he cater for me, he doesn't womanise, his faithful. Should I stil continue wit him, or leave him nd move on.

One thing. No relationship built on a foundation of lies can stand the test of time. Heads up.

Good morning all, anyone seen Herzie lately? What's up with her popsy and leks. Babyosisi i salute you this morning.

Damn it's literature, hated the subject, the teacher was boring. I always looked forward to mathematics, government and history, good a thing i was the time keeper in school, na do i dey give her red card any how.

Hmmmmmm, if this business is not yet boring and monotonous then you're not making money.

@Tom i just pray God gives you something to distract you from this business.

I remember i offered to take you by the hand, teach you and give you free signals for the whole of February all free but you turned it down allowing people influence you, well was able to close last month with 966 pips.
Well I will say this again, go back to the drawing board. Real forex trading is not fun, its waiting, waiting, waiting and bam u pull the trigger at the best probable signal, repeating the same thing again over and over with patience not Jonathan (mischief intended), money management.

Well the signal service is still on for all those who are interested.

Chikurege secondary school, zomo international school, rumfa college (kano), basic college (kano), maratex high school, barewa college (wtf), mama tina nursery and primary school, El-Litinin Nursery and primary school.

So many weird names I attended First Grade Comprehensive Secondary school and Zion light international school lol.

haitto99:
try ilorin

Was going to ask, what of Ilorin. Lived in most of the states mentioned and recently relocated to Ilorin. Man that place i cool but not if you're looking for a job. Ilorin is peaceful and safe.

stages:


Thanks so much sis. U hav this way of giving advice and I like too much. I hav been trying to do what u advice above and to tell you the truth it helps but once in a while we disagree and he shouts at me. This always get me angry and thus we stay for days no talking. My hubby actually travelled out of the country to be back in 2 weeks. the first time we would stay apart for dis long since we met. I really want to make some changes when he comes back especially our romance. Am starting by changing our bedroom decor. I need ideas oh please.

Some men don't like surprises, what if he doesn't like the new decor lol na there another palaver go start, the bedroom belongs to both of you abi so carry him along. One last thing most men like to locate things exactly where they kept them so when changing things in the room make sure his things are where he kept em, you don't want him loosing an appointment simply because he can't find a document since u arranged the room. Just giving u a heads up cos i know u mean well with ur intentions. Keep us posted.

I wish u all a pleasant new month. Aunty Osisi u suppose don enter march by now even tho u five hours behind lol, I salute you.

Herzumpther:
He said he is just not comfortable with Yoruba people. He also said people especially from Lagos marry many wives and he doesn't want me to suffer at all.

I had a chat with him at midnight again today (3am today) and after talking he started asking me questions, he told me to be very honest with my answers and I did. After the whole questions and answers he said OK and left me. He was very particular about how well I've done my homework.

Okay just seeing this now. I follow aunty's opinion about u doing your homework too.

He said okay and walked away. I get the feeling he wants to go do his own homework too. Keep thy fingers crossed my sister, everything will fall in place as God pleases.

#plugs in earpiece to blast a little Meshugga album#

.....double post sorry.

Herzumpther:
And finally he decided to talk after a long silence since Sunday. He is still saying No.

Cc: babyosisi
Bukatyne
Cococandy
Moca
Formarts...........

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. The Koko am waiting for is for him to say "my daughter here is why I am not supporting ur intention to marry him......." And not a cold "NO". Has he given any reasons yet?

Lol funny, there is no magic in it. It's a condition medically called Peniis captivus.

Please read what to do in case u experience it.

Penis captivus
Penis captivus is a rare occurrence in
intercourse when the muscles in the
vagina clamp down on the penis much
more firmly than usual (a form of
vaginismus ), making it impossible for the
penis to withdraw from the vagina.
According to a 1979 article in the British
Medical Journal, this condition was
unknown in the twentieth century,[1] but
a subsequent letter to the same journal
reported an apparent case of penis
captivus in 1947.[2] Penis captivus should
not be confused with vaginismus, though a
relation between the supposed event of
penis captivus and the occurrence of
vaginismus is assumed in the existing
descriptions.[3]
Reported cases
In an article published in the British
Medical Journal in 1979, Dr F. Kräupl
Taylor reviewed the literature on penis
captivus and concluded that while "almost
all the cases mentioned in medical
publications and in textbooks are based on
hearsay and rumour", two papers
published by nineteenth-century German
gynaecologists — Scanzoni (1870) and
Hildebrandt (1872) — who had personally
dealt with cases of the condition "leave no
doubt about the reality of this unusual
symptom", which, however, "is so rare
that it is often regarded nowadays as no
more than a prurient myth". Scanzoni's
patient was "a completely healthy young
woman, married for six months". She and
her husband had to abstain from sexual
intercourse because her intense vaginal
contractions were "most painful to him
and ... did on several occasions end in a
spasm ... which sometimes lasted more
than ten minutes and made it impossible
for the couple to separate". Hildebrandt's
patient had been married for about a year.
Sexual intercourse with her husband had
always been painless until one particular
evening. Hildebrandt gives the husband's
account of what happened:
Finding no later reports that were properly
authenticated, Kräupl Taylor was of the
opinion that the symptom "does not seem
to have occurred in the past 100 years or
so. If there had been, during that time, a
case of penis captivus that needed
medical intervention or admission to
hospital it would have been eagerly
reported in a medical journal with as much
detail and evidence as possible." [4]
In a letter published in the British Medical
Journal in 1980 in response to Kräupl
Taylor's article, Dr Brendan Musgrave
recalled that in 1947 when he was a
houseman at the Royal Isle of Wight
County Hospital he had seen a case of this
seemingly rare condition. "I can distinctly
remember the ambulance drawing up and
two young people, a honeymoon couple I
believe, being carried on a single stretcher
into the casualty department. An
anaesthetic was given to the female and
they were discharged later the same
morning." To check the veracity of his
memory, Dr. Musgrave had rung his old
friend Dr S.W. Wolfe, "who was the other
houseman at the hospital at the time. He
confirmed my story, his exact words being
'I remember it well.'" [5]
In her memoir An Impossible Woman
(1975), Graham Greene's friend
Dottoressa Elisabeth Moor recounts how
she was once urgently called to the Hotel
Eden-Paradiso in Anacapri , Italy. "And
there I found a young German girl, in the
bathtub in a pool of blood, who begged
me to do what I could; I should help her
as she was bleeding to death" from "a
tear in the vagina". The girl had been
having sex with a man and her vagina had
clamped tightly around his swollen penis.
In freeing his penis, the man had inflicted
"a heavily bleeding tear. A very deep
wound." He had then fled. After
Dottoressa Moor had stanched the
bleeding, she and a colleague she had
summoned stitched the girl up. "She
healed very well." Dottoressa Moor adds,
"These cases are not as rare as you
think." She mentions — though only as
hearsay — "a much worse case" involving
a Swiss girl that occurred in Lucerne,
Switzerland, during the war and resulted
in "dreadful injuries" when the man
panicked: "they had got stuck inside each
other. It needed two or three doctors to
help to undo them." [6]
Hoax report
A report of the phenomenon, in an 1884
article by the fictitious Egerton Yorrick
Davis in The Philadelphia Medical News ,
was later discovered to be a hoax
perpetrated by Sir William Osler.[7]
Historians speculate that he was annoyed
by an editorial published in the same
journal by Dr. Theophilus Parvin, "An
Uncommon Form of Vaginismus". Both
men served on that respected journal's
editorial board. [3]


Source: Wikipedia.

Jerrick:
Pls help me answer this question plsssssss Money has different names In Mosque, it is called Sadaqqa, In Church, it is called Offerings In School, it is called Fees In Marriage, it is called Dowry and In Divorce, its called Alimony. When owe, its called Debt. When paid to government, its Tax. In Court, its called Fines. Civil Servants retirees called it Pension. Boss to workers called it Salary. Master to Subordinates called it Wages. When the bank borrowed it out, its called Loan. Illegally received in the name of service, its called Bribe. The question is "When a husband gives it to his wife at home, what do we call it-------------

Upkeep. Duuuh

emeraldoe:
MIL and their wahala. My MIL and FIL are in my place at d moment(FIL is sick and hubby brought him over for treatment). Few days back, hubby decided to cook and MIL got to know about it. Ehn, nor be small talk. MIL was like, why will I leave my hubby to cook dat she doesn't understand dat one oh. I told my hubby and he said I shud jst stay in d kitchen with him and close d door. Since dat day, hubby is restricted to helpin me out around d house

Quite unfortunate, well most parents are from am archaic generation so I try not to blame em, good a thing they won't be at ur house for long right?

Herzumpther:
No he is not o and he has been quiet since that day. I'm good. How are you ?

Adim okay. I guess he is sleeping over it. Await second reading.

Preprof:
Good evening all. I have been following this thread since inception but have not been able to comment. I created a new moniker for this purpose. There's an issue I'd like to table before the house and see what advice I would get.
I'm a final year student in one of the universities and have been in a relationship for about three years. My boyfriend has graduated and is currently serving.
Truth be told, I have always thought that I am in a perfect relationship until I spoke with a friend about what has been going on.
I love my bf to the point that I have made sacrifices for the relationship to go on. He disvirgined me. Whenever we have issues I am always the person that apologizes. He made me change my religious denomination.
Sex with him has been far from pleasurable. I do my best to satisfy him but he hardly cares if I enjoy the act. He craves a bj and I oblige him. He only started getting down on me recently. pre-intimacy is hard task for him and when he gets into me, he climaxes within a few minutes leaving me unsatisfied. I have tried to talk to him about it but he accused me of sleeping with other men. Once, he told me I was acting like a prostitute because I was tipsy due to some alcohol I took.
Early this year, he told all the numbers of guys I have on my phone.
I don't make financial demands on him but he hardly gives me anything. He told me to be content wwith what my mum gives me. He scolded me for making a hairstyle that he considered to be expensive (on top my own money o). I bail him out whenever he is in a fix.
He interrogates me about my whereabouts, who I am with and what I am doing everytime he calls.
I have never really caught him with another girl but I recently saw evidence that he was sexting with a girl. I didn't confront him about it.
I have not discussed my bf with anyone until my friend started asking me about him.
I decided to share this with a larger group so that I can get advice on what to do.
Thank you.

Cc: babyosisi, cococandy

WTF? (excuse my French). Are good men this scarce?

Herzumpther:


He told my uncle he doesn't want me to marry Yoruba and my uncle demanded to know why. He just kept saying No in my dialect . my uncle he should stop being a tribalist that the young man sounds guenin and looks it. He told dad to look beyond tribe dad just kept saying no way

Can you believe he even asked lekes his age and where he stays? Lakes said he shuttles and dad said that's it, you want to decieve my daughter after having a wife in America. I trained my daughter well so she is not desperatly looking for how to go to America and mind you I can send her there if she wants. My uncle and mum just started laughing and dad was like I'm serious o.

Okay now ur Dad is not playing fair. Howdy?

babyosisi:


Your pastor is very stupeed,you showed him a text about a woman talking about how she can't wait to see and ride his hard deek and he asks you to go beg the husband?
He is probably doing same on his wife
Listen to me and listen good
Do not beg anything
You heard me right,you've done nothing wrong,don't beg anybody ,not him,don't!



Please answer my other questions
Can your shop support you?
Did the pastor find you this husband?
Also answer the questions in my post about how you met this sicko
Then I will give a more detailed response when I return from church

Nonsense!

Seconded, that pastor na heavy werey.

Herzumpther:
Lol. I'm very use to sleeping during the day but up at night + I'm a bit down.

I'm not loosing sleep on the matter o, it will either be a yes or no in the end so ...

Where is our cake na?

Lol e dey here if u can find ur way down to kwara state or I send it via Bluetooth. Wish u more health and strength.

Herzumpther:
Happy birthday FOREXMARTS.

Lol Nne thanks, really appreciate it. But wait oh, what u doing up by 1am? Hope ur not loosing sleep on the matter?

Herzumpther:
Can you locate the kitchen thread? I posted it there....


Still a No tho but the meeting holds tomorrow.

hmmm the kitchen section has many threads, wish u the best in the second reading.

Tomorrow Sunday 22nd February is my birthday and on that note i wish u best of luck and understanding from popsy.

Herzumpther:
Hello. Good evening to you too. I don't think you missed much sha, only that aunty Osisi has not competed that her story o. or as she? Make I check again.

I've not really been around here, I've been at the kitchen . I got a mention here only for me to see that is a mention I've long chosen to ignore. No time abeg.

Odillz xup?

Kk dear, how did did the first reading go with popsy?

Good evening lovely ladies, wives, spinsters and girls. What did I miss? Sup Herzie? Aunty Osisi Plenty salute from here.

naijababe:
Lawd have mercy! What a thread!!!

Lol Big Sis good evening, coincidentally this afternoon I was asking myself why we don't have you here. You are very welcome to my little escape from fx trading (smiles). Welcome again.

Herzumpther:
The thing sef tire me. Some mentions are better ignored jawe. Asking me if them force me post, no be nl again?

Hope ya day is going well?

Very well my dear and urs?