Young Thug-"Nigeria" from his 1017 thug mixtape.

Raxxye:
Bonny could ring a bell in the ears of many as the town where the Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas(NLNG) plant is situated, but for those who do not know, it is an island by the coast of the Atlantic Ocean and one of the 23 local government areas of Rivers State, as well as home to the newly a established Federal Polytechnic of Oil and Gas.

The most remarkable thing about this town is that there is never power failure!
Yes, you heard well; Bonny residents enjoy 24/7 electricity supply all year round!

In my two-years stay in the town so far, the total time of power outage is less than 6 hours. Such outages are usually due to routine maintenance by the BUC(Bonny Utility Company). The residents hardly know how much kerosene or cooking gas sells for because they cook with electric cookers and power availability is guaranteed for their daily cookings.

My question is: if this could work in Bonny, can't this model be studied and replicated in other parts of Nigeria?

Cc
Lalasticlala

Almost relocated there last year and I don't regret changing my mind. Two major issues with bonny island is water and cultism. They don't have water, it's being routinely supplied but worst of all is cultism, an everyday lifestyle, @op bonny island ain't the only place with that much power supply, you forgot omoku but they all have the same thing in common, crime rate and cultism at it's peak. Also the waterways between ph and bonny is a den of robbers and pirates from the creeks. I ain't exaggerating. You can only really enjoy bonny if you are inside nlng and travel with nlng boats that have military escorts.

Herzumpther:
Lol. How you dey? You've been missed.

I bless God I am fine, missed you too. How have you been?

Herzumpther:
FOREXMARTS I'm not talking to you again jor, where in God's name have you been? Even when I made oha soup for you, you were nowhere to be found. Leave me alone o.

Ahhhh mogbe, #rushes to her and kneels down, ah sorry my love lol, it's the doing of a workaholic spirit, am so so so so sorry nnem, e we niwe, ema binu.

#biting my fingers and thinking, na so i take miss ofe oha? Choiii.

lalasticlala:
Toyi Saraki is the wife of the newly elected senate president, Bukola Saraki...

Lol all i see is excess make up struggling to make a woman look beautiful, even the make up dey beg for Mercy. Not hating, just saying mehn.

Herzumpther:
We learn everyday dear, I believe the op don know now say onion no dey make ogbono soup draw.......in fact, most times its avoided gan in ogbono soup preparation.

Herrrrzieeeeeeeee lol

Yehman:
Joke apart, this is what ladies of nowadays cherish. Fortunately, here I am and I think it's one of my best hobbies. Yes! I love cooking.

Ingredients:

Okro (nicely chopped)
3 cooking spoons red palm oil
Beef and chicken: Best cut. I added chicken cos it drives me crazy
Shaki
Fish: Stock Fish
Crayfish
Little ogbono
Pepper and Salt (to taste)
Onions
Vegetable: Nigerian pumpkin leaves (fresh)
3 stock cubes

Directions:
Wash all the ingredients properly
Season and boil the meat to obtain the broth
When the meat is almost soft, add the stockfish
Boil your periwinkle in salt water and wash properly
Add about 6cups of water when the stockfish, meat and are soft
Bring to a boil
Add the grated okro and palm oil and cook for about 5mins
Add the chopped pumpkin leaves, crayfish and seasoning cubes
Boil for another 3 mins and add salt to taste
Then u can wolf down the food with sparkling and smiling semovita/wheat/santa/garri

Lol a bachelor here too, cooking African dishes is my number one hobby too but wait oh, you mean you cooked that small pot of okra with crayfish in it and still used 3 cubes of seasoning? 3 cubes? Hnmmmm, maybe i am missing something.
And oh onion in a mucilaginous soup? I hate anything from the onion family in general and I don't cook with it tho, all the best chief.

What happened in military terms is called a distraction or diversion. The Plan was to get the powers that be away from there to the meeting with the president which didn't hold while the election took place, they bundled Tinubu and his cohorts into a farce meeting. Ask yourself this, is it a mare coincidence that an invitation was sent to all the key people or stakeholders for the meeting and mistakenly not sent to Saraki? Is also coincidental that the person who didn't attend won? Tinubu was simply beaten at his own game, in summary none of his boys are in the top 4 position unless you choose to count the vp but we all know that's a ceremonial office. In Airforce terms Buhari did an evasive maneuver, did a barrel roll to to allow Tinubu's fighter jet move to the front and from then Buhari went for the kill, shot him down from behind lol.

15thMonica:
If that's the case, then I will say love dos not exist

what could be worthwhile of loving than self success?

Hmmm, being loved, that's a part of self success too you know?

9jacrip:


Lol why would I want to sponsor, what do I stand to gain?

No doubt, NAS is nowhere near regular naija fraternity but do you not think having folks claiming to be your members in schools while y'all keep saying you're in no way connected make you appear like other groups using the same 'line'?

NAS has both feet on ground as far as Naija goes and going to these universities to pick out impersonators will go a long way in not only indeed proving y'all are honest but also show the group is tilted towards correcting societal ills on campuses and contributing to security and sanity on Naija campuses.

At least, BAN unlike others had come forward to admit they have members in tertiary institutions and they intend publishing schools where they have legit members coupled with the regular pastoral visits to schools which has kept the group out of the negative news.

9jacrip? Really? Really? Hope you don't wanna bring in those American cult groups like we ain't got enough already? Next we see 9jablood, 9jaMs13 and 9japirugang huh? Omashe oh.

dj5naira:

OML.

Hmmm.

15thMonica:
success is their only love


mind you, I didn't read it...

That's harsh, it's our drive, our motivation, our adrenalin but not necessary our only love.

Oraculus:
There are these days.. days when my strength fail me... days when I arrange my successes - things I fought so hard to achieve - before myself and they don't make any atom of sense.

Days when the emptiness.. take this humanoid form, and glare at me over my shoulders... days in which getting the juice out fails to form any meaning.. no matter the inducement.. and then any effort at it becomes a labour in vain.

Then you wish you had this just one person.. anybody..somebody.. better if it's the person u ever wanted but right there ur standing all by ur self and your successes with not a soul to share memories and moments with.

Then you imagine how others did it.. do it.

Then you want to regret all the sacrifices you made to get here but no you refuse cos they still seem worth it.. if only there was just this one person!

Then u remember that when others were socialising and bonding, you were serving compulsory solitude perfecting what seemed to be the most important then.

Now you want to be like others and you have no idea how it is done and again and again, you make effort at being someone's 'the one' but all they see is desperation, lack of wit and a machine.. yes! The machine you have conditioned yourself to be over the years efficient at everything except love

These lonely, cold and tiring nights make fun at you and enjoy how a well respected personality outside falls like a pack of cards inside especially at those times when u turn to ur body for gratification.

I have pain.. deep.. inner pain.. that I wear this nice smile to cover always or so I thought.. as recently, I have started thinking people see through me and visualise vividly the emptiness that lies inside..hmm the way they look at me.

Then I convince myself that they stare at me cos they're seeing this fine person.. that lame excuse does get me through that moment.

I look hard and wish I could see the future and see someone and be rest assured that it will happen.

Cos I have been like this day after day, week, weeks, month, months, year and years!!

And suddenly I realise how nice I have become to people but I wonder why it doesn't work .. probably cos they're seeing a 'nice machine'

I feel exhausted, and sometimes wonder why with my accomplishments I don't get someone walk up to me and make me feel needed

Ofcourse, i'm macho.. this is where I get to melt like ororo in hot frying pan.

Sometimes I try to settle for someone around the corner but that fighter in me refuses to.. prefering to stick to my 'old glory' of getting the best and what I feel I deserve.

Maybe I deserve the best.. yes.. but not the best 'the one'..

Mannnnnnn this is talking to me in fact if this situation is a wall clock my time is quarter to 12, spent 90% of my time on career and all forms of socialisation starts and ends online, I unconsciously let go of any relationship once i smell Drama.............what should workaholics and perfectionists like us do?

Tallesty1:
I don't know why people stress themselves unnecessarily. If my wife wants sex on Sunday morning then she should forget church that day cause we are going to spend the whole day fucking like rabbits and if she wants to go to church then she should forget sex. There's nothing like church after sex in my To Do list. Thou it shouldn't be frequent thou because I don't joke with the things of God. God created sexuality and everything that goes with it but we should remember that it is still "fleshly" and should not be allowed to control us.

If your wife wants sex every Sunday morning but does not ask for it on other days then you should know that you married Satan's cousin but if she wants sex every morning then I think you should start eating well to be fit and Thank your stars too cause some married men are not getting it from their wife, not even a hug.

Lol the "furckk like rabbits" part almost threw me of balance with laughter cos u just got me reminiscing bout when i used to rare rabbits damnnnnn! Those things can mate for hours like gidip gidip gidip gidip gidip gidip gidip gidip gidip gidip.............. Lol.

Darkrebel666:
ELymaxiimus verse

Killaholic!!!
****JIGSAW's FINAL BURIAL******
Check his diary,

you'll see where he stays with his wife/
He's never left the Village in his life/
gotto had to meet him in ugheli with pride/
cos lagos? Jigs wouldn't know the way in his mind!/
so Don't ever claim with a lie/ cos if you talk sey YOU DEY LAG . . .
It only means . . . You've been TRAILING BEHIND/

wait, lemme maybe remind/ you of the way ur pics are, pls/
or rather, the way u're thin as, jigs/
you talk tough, but your pics, displayed ur weak @ss, b1tch/
you wey just lean as sh1t/
ur mates dey lift metals, to stay more fit at least/
but like that FLEXING SPORT, everything wey dey your GYM NA STICKS/

saw ur pics last week ...
Nd i was SHORT of wordings to class it/
you looked like 'agberos', who work in the garage/ and shorter than
smurfs, in the graphics/
you barely reached gotto'S ARM, SON, . . . Networking is vanished?/
the pic proved you're DISABLED, i mean, u're VERTICALLY CHALLENGED/
(reached gotto's samsung)

i'm getting to him with strong steel/
a clumsy ice cream man, definitely yo guts spill/
in flows, you're effing the king of pure skill/
but when we step in the ring to brawl, real/
you won't FLOW better than me, ur BLOOD will/

i spit fresh infact/ when i flex n rap/ i leave y'all grinning like a cheshire cat/
so y'all get set n clap/ as i kill this warrior with a piercing slap/
if he gets a smack/ you'll see the knight fall like it's getting dark/

cos this battle gon be an avalanche/ ah have a hunch/ landslide!
quick! I quake ya heart with punch/
he think he CRAY, that if it's going BANANAS, he's had a BUNCH/
till i make the NOOB BREAK FAST with a smashing crunch/
you're getting fed with the fists like a happy LUNCH/
THIS UPPER puts you to sleep like you've had too much/
(new breakfast, the supper)

his whole body gets bandaged enough/ covered in whites like the f@g
is a dove/ though my fist wrapped with a glove/
but get ready to marry this punch/
as this upper takes ya HEAD OVER HILLS ... Like you madly in love/

i've f*cked ur sis two times, brother/ ur girl sucked my d1ck good like p0rnstars/
but u're a sex starved true life pauper/
jigs plays with HIS PIPE more than a full-time plumber/
No b1tch gives him head,, so he BLOWS HIMSELF, like a suicide bomber/

my punchlines and diss/ is mean like dark whooping giyaz four times at least/
in ur mind, u're like "come nice na, pls"/
but i'm not kind na, jigs/
I go open ur MAMA DOOR, like i'm gon fry some cheese/
i pollute d air, as my FART DEY REEK HER, . . she'll get bagged n
bagged ... like raw rice nd beans/

see max is cruel/ ll clap a tool/ n slap the fool/
to make the wacko cool/ when he "proving strong head" like an angered bull/
i know we both bring FIRE ... like SPARKS n FUEL/
so i see this battle's truly gathered views ... They said it's gon be
MOUTHWATERING . . . Why?
Cos When i jab his jaw .... He starts to DROOL!!!/

"max"!
Even the monicker is bad/ i "throw shots at him", like sellers of
okirika in lag/
if he don't kick the bucket, he'll be kicked with a mag/
plus i land niggas in clinics, when i hit with a jab/
one punch, nd he's needing "pills n portions" .... like nicki minaj/

Same violence, same abuse, just stereotype. This is too dirty, even in battle real hip hop is a wonderful and pleasant art that should be learnt from legends. If you can please listen to nas "It ain't hard to tell" , "Half time" or "memory lane" all in the illmatic album or E=mc2 by jdilla, and yeah there are few explicit content but they not up to 20% of the whole content. Forgive me guys am an OG. No disrespect to yall just saying.

Darkrebel666:
Jigsawkillah's verse

I wasn't expecting this battle so soon, but I am prepared for the task
I simply got home, got my dogs together, had war declared on the cat
I'm bringing two nines, give Max this pair, he'd collapse
The lead puts hair roots on his chin, my gat bearding the fàg
Reread that shît!!!
I said my lead puts hare roots on him, am Beheading the fàg


Rebel hurriedly created this thread, he been planning your fall
He texted me like, Jigs, I hate how Max keeps acting and all
You keep jumping like a cricket it's obvious you're happy to ball
If from our last battle you called me a failed man, this time,
I'd be Batting your balls


Dagger getting you zipped, I'm out to compress
Your bouta get Xed, Jigs is the Alpha, what I spit out is complex
I got my glock ready, you better run, before my shots Race, out to your legs
Get it? X, Alpha, Gamma and Beta Rays? I'll take you out with concepts


You'd get murdered for nothing, you can hate Nigeria
I'll chibokised you girl, I'll torture, ràpe and kill ya
The pump scans, photocopies and prints your face, laser printers
The double barrel put holes on you, lace material


No hos riding you anymore, you like a plug
NLers basking in euphoria as you're smoked, you like a nug
My goons surround you with arms, you like a hug
I say fire, they All throw pods on you, you like a bug


I'd invite DJ5naira to play songs, to celebrate your death
A broke DJ for a broke rapper, money don't fûcks with y'all, it's a
celibate shît yet
I take Max out, gun show, that's light! I am terribly upset
I displace the diss plays he displays, puns leaves him needing lens,
Tell E Vision Set!!




I promise I'm not gonna talk about your sister or mother
Won't say shît like, they are humping on your Niggas and others
But Isn't that the way of life of kids who live in the gutter?
Corporate home right? I bet at night, y'all sleep on each other


Rappers who know they ABC of rap, place J ahead of E
Every horizontal bar I drop, that's literally a head of E
Y'all gon doubt my artistry, but Jigs is eloquent
While Max sleeps, I'll ride a Fuel Tank into the Nigga's residence
Blow it up! Rescue him while he's badly burnt, hard breathing, nearly dead
Place him on the balcony, he'll drop in his own will, FIFA President


I am Tony Montana, whatever I turn in is dópe
Max is Giyazz, arms weak from learning the ropes
Niggas tossing your shît up the heels, they spurning you bloke
you're never getting laddered up except you're in klin and
water, churning the soap


My goons massage you with planks, they care, that's how they
babysit Niggas
Me, I'm nicer, I reach out for my glock, I let that baby split niggas
Max sailing in his tears after loosing to Kim, that's babyship niggas
I see you on that baby shît, you claiming a fire flame spitter
Like father like son right? Does that mean your pop is a retired 'cane dealer?
Does that mean he still slugs it out in that tyre game with ya?
Does that mean, he also looks for customers for your mom and sisters,
he's a pànderer? awwww nigga!!!


Lemme give y'all some words that rhymes with Maximus:
A plastic thug! A fàggot chump! Whose only dream in life is to act as mod!!!

All I read is violence, violence and more violence, misogyny, rape and so on. What happened to storytelling, clean wordplay, depth? No disrespect intended, just an observation. Sits back and resumes listening to Nas's 1994 Illmatic album.

Dr. Dafftluck Ebele Clueless Jonathan.

"Good news"
"Heaven on earth"
"Wonder double agenda"
"3 standing new members"
Na him I dey hear these few times i have attended service there lately, Finished foundation class last Sunday now na cert and baptism remain lol, who send me? I no know.

Sea 404s abi Sea Chiwawas , or sorry Sea Bingoes noni.
#Runs out of thread dodging bullets, cutlasses and stones.

Fellow Nigerians you are officially Bubuskated and Buhariated.

And what about those who have seen both sides of the divide? What will you call em? Ajekpabutter i guess.

I trust una, my nl brethren and sistren already vexing, babaonechance don dey mis-fire abi?

robosky02:
Finally the count down is here as Goodluck Jonathan begins to leave office.

just say your good bye and a wish to him


1.The Hausa way
• ‎ban kwana
• sai wata rana


2.The Igbo way:
‎
• Ka ọ dị
• Kà ómésíá.

3.The Yoruba way
• o dabọ,
• o digba

4.The Bayelsa way
• Dain na mu

Cc: Lalaticlala

Auf Wiedersehen.

Daniyemi:






http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/what-buhari-promised-nigerians/

Honestly these are just too much and permit me to say unattainable (not being a pessimist tho) but let's watch, I wish him all the best God has for him.

pijango:
The veteran singer showed off his invitation to perform at the presidential inauguration on the 29th of may.

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/05/faze-invited-to-perform-may-29th.html

Make e no go sing kolomental oh, Buhari dey vex.

mcchaka:
2.....Ange Kagame is the second child and only daughter of President Paul Kagame of Rwanda.

She is a philanthropist and has been involved in causes that include women empowerment, education and poverty eradication, as well as disease immunization.

Now that's the koko

InZA:
Above 30 is too far in my own opinion.

You'd see these qualities in ladies who are between 25-28years.
Ladies below this age range are still in their yeye phases

Exactly, "telemundo and James hardly chase" phase.

Mbkite:
Here are the reasons why most men prefer ladies that are above 30years:

1. Most ladies in their 30's hardly NAG.
2. Most ladies in their 30's are matured in mind.
3. Most ladies in their 30's are set for true love and never too interested on a man's MONEY.
4. Most ladies in their 30's are always INDEPENDENT.
5. The longevity of a lady's beauty is seen fully in her 30's.
6. Most ladies in their 30's have no business with DOUBLE DATING.
7. Most ladies in their 30's know how best to CARE for a man. Men will understand what I mean.
8. Most ladies in their 30's know what they want in life, unlike d 20's
9. Most ladies in their 30's have a good DRESS SENSE
10. Most ladies in their 30's are COURAGEOUS.
11. Great, admirable and heartmelting MANNER.

Feel free to add yours...

i agree totally.

Twaci:
I drink tea and watch cartoons

Lol Twaci

kasmail:
Nlanders... After the heavy down pour yesterday, d weather was so cool , such a weather for two... How una shake d weather off? As for me, few bottles of origin and wrap myself thinkin about those sweet times...

Guys and gurls ... How u cope with d weather?

workaholic like me, i just lounge and surf the net till i sleep off, trust when you stay of dating for couple of years you will be less worried when u alone, oh i forgot to add, Pisces positive noni so water is my natural habitat, I sleep best when it rains goats and pigeons from night till morning.

KingTom:
Me ke? No I am Team Twaci till the end mehn, we came second. Lost narrowly

Word bruv, daxau we roll, daxau we ball, #Team Twaci all day errday.

kaluuche999:


Twaci had all the big guns behind here. Not only from Romance, but from all over Nairaland. He Naijaboiy, the Mr NL. I was surprised to see Jarus, the master accountant behind her too. The most surprising to me was laykorn, the nerdy poet. Jarus and laykorn delivered many votes. They are both very influential guys, but she still lost. It's baffling. Tohpaz was just nicer I guess, but less famous.

Well no biggie, err dog has it's day. No need to go orubebe on the matter tho.
It's still #Team Twaci till the next contest. Congrats to Amara.