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myles16:
Been laughing like mad, So lemme share mine

Back in my Sec school days, i went to an only boys school (King's College Lagos), so we were almost done with our Waec and Neco, my school and (Queen's College Yaba) got this connection, they act as our girls and we do socials together. So during my ss3 days when 2go started reigning we got hold of QC girl's 2go username and we added plenty girls, as a KC boy once i introduced myself everywhere becomes lit, so this girl added me and we started chatting and everywhere was good, we became so close and very close, it was 2 weeks to our prom night. I asked her out, before i asked out sef i almost died cause i was the most shyest guy on earth, she asked me why her?? i almost fainted again, i sha told her she was the only one i had and she agreed, damnnn i was so happy... collected money from popsy bought a nice suit with a nice shoe, she even posted on her 2go status "Prom date i can't feel my lips, looking forward to my first kiss"... I saw the post i pretended i never saw that, my friends started teasing me telling me i must finish her lips... fast forward to the D-day..

Me and my friends were all suited up, friend's popsy drove us to QC yaba where the prom was to take place, lost my I.V, was at the gate till 4:30, later entered sha, i saw her in her fresh gown on the high table with other girls and their prom dates, prefect were given special tables and she was one. All my guys were on normal tables with their dates except few of us that were shy, she was calling me heavily but i was ashamed to climb that stage cause it was heavily lit with flood light while my guys were on normal table with lowkey club light.. Haaaa!! she was expecting me to climb the stage, cold feet couldn't let me eat what the waiters were serving, some hours later it was dancing time she came was down from our supposed special dinner table all was still looking for me, i saw her but was dodging her, it was our first time meeting face to face....i was very scared of walking up to her and was looking frustrated, don't even know what to tell her, summoned courage and walked up to her sha and i said "Hi!! i am ismail, when you are ready to go home we would meet outside" and i left her... Even me myself was shocked with wh at i said. fast forward to 9pm when guys organized an after party in a club not far from E-center, i was sha outside we couldn't even talk sef, she was so disappointed and later took taxi home, she didn't even wait for the after party when my guys were being given hot lap dance...



the next day i apologised and she asked if i

as
Gay
i am still a shy guy tho but i know i can't mess up like that day... Days later i regretted why i didn't

touch the full chicken with better fried rice and salad i was served on that day

floret !!
which set ,,? me be 2001/2002 set

Lorazepam:
Ikrr I have probably read all of his novels published under the James Hadley Chase Pseudonym, pretty hard to pick a favourite one, but If i had to pick, it would be the "The Vulture is a Patient Bird" and all his titles that involved Tom Lepski and the paradise city crew

I will take that with a Pinch of salt.. .
u know Chase has much more.

Lorazepam:
Ikrr I have probably read all of his novels published under the James Hadley Chase Pseudonym, pretty hard to pick a favourite one, but If i had to pick, it would be the "The Vulture is a Patient Bird" and all his titles that involved Tom Lepski and the paradise city crew

I will take that with Pinch of salt.. .
u know Chase has much more

lightangel65i:
Your lies can smell reach me from NL. Abeg go jor with your rotten pussy, sperm dustbin

v
c y ladies dont comment on threads like this...
small boy.

lilianofentse:
I said vargin not virgin. Damn not dem. Dunce

SMALLY ! i thought it was someone mature.No wonders u made such a comment.Curvy body indeed.small girl without proper home training.u better gn pick up your books and read ro u don't end up standing on the road @ nite if u haven't started already.Confused imp.

DedeNkem:
Only id*iot believe in witch, especially, religious-nuts!

Understand this,anyone especially an African who says witches/wizards don't exist is either ONE or A CHILD ! I am 99% sure.its their style.My experiences will come shortly. I shall expose u all. BASTARDS !

Came4amod:
Then most people are witches ..

a witch/wizard spotted

frowland:
hmmm, if not that you are newly registered I would have asked for your bank account. Hope you pull through.

pls i don't get it.How does his new NL account stop u from helping if u truly wanna help.Stop being stupid,u just wanted to mock the guy.This reminds me of a guy who asked for financial assistance here some days back.Can u imagine that after a lengthy explanation and even inclusion of his real names which alot verified,some were making fun of him even calling him a scammer .i paticular guy(a smart idiot) was @ the forefront. I felt really bad that day.some nigerians could be so cruel..in fact MANY.

Best response so far.u r on point bro.Very analytical.

The question you have asked is a tricky one but as always, everything a Christian needs for his spiritual growth can be found in the scriptures.

Before I address the main issue of whether a "Christian" can drink, I would first address the passive issue of "who is a Christian."

The identity "Christian" refers to someone who has mindfully and wholeheartedly given his/her life to Christ, offering it as a living sacrifice, and has taken up the life of Christ as his own; Who no longer lives his life according to the dictates of his flesh but as led by the spirit of God; one who has renewed his mind through deep study of the scriptures in order to know God's will (see Rom. 12:1-2) and has committed himself to living by it.

That you were born into a family that regularly or partially goes to Church or that you, personally, are a regular attendee of a major Church and belong to a service unit does not make one a Christian: going to church does not ma

u need a brain cell dude, so getting drunk is good, sense is far from you, na only Bleep wey ur mama Sabi na em make she born zombie like you wey she for use do period

On a good day,i wouldn't have responded to give u the attention u crave but let me do to keep u in yr place.if YOUR MOTHER wasn't smoking weed and drinking cheap roadside gin during yr pregnancy, u wouldn't be reasoning like this.its like yr eyes are @ the back of yr head.jobless unfortunate BASTARD who should have donated himself to his family for money rituals to end their poverty stricken lineage instead of wasting time here 24/7 commenting on every single post without input.
Always read with yr eyes and not yr ANUS b4 making a comment and be choosy about whose business u mind.I WILL NOT SPARE U NEXT TIME. SICK BASTARD !

9jawitch:
I think it's a sin because too much of everything isn't good, besides over eating too is a sin

omo, checkout reasoning.r u sure u read what u typed b4 posting.Wowen and their fish brains.Na only for sex related mata most of una dey get sense.

JoseRaji:
Oh God. Abeg who know this idiot na? Who wants to follow you to discuss trash. Oga go and find something productive to do with your miserable life. The OP that I was talking to initially, didn't even respond... Then this low life comes here and is drawing my attention.

So, as you have called me "small boi" (showcasing your inability to construct words), what have you gained?

At least give yourself small brain and get a life.

its okay.

omoharry:
haba! if we are that bad then how come there are wedding celebration every Saturday.Think am.

don't be silly.Hauen't u heard of tbe phrase "NECESSARY EVIL"?

Onyi22:
Am so sorry to divert ur attention from the topic, am in need of ur help, how can I get a big row breast? My breast are already fallen like an iroko tree and my boyfriend is seriously complaining about it
pls help a sister n save my relationship.
And for the topic, may God comfort the victim's families...

i have your answer madam.100% natural. U can e -mail me : < Gudtalka@gmail.com < or drop yr contact cos it should be private.

I am touched ! see the way people are quoting srciptures that they don't imbibe.when last did any of u help the poor/needy?Most nigerians are hypocrites, deceiving themselves.Becos GOD is patient abi?

lanocfoods:
I am so disgusted by this, i fear for the woman that will end up with men with such mindset

u can't be. he has a point ma .if that portion of the bible that forbids wowen from speaking in church was adhered to,all these won't be happening.u see,the bible cannot be mocked.
Another thing i always ask is if x jail term is for a rapist, what is the jail term for a false accuser ?
The evil concept or idea of feminism is the root of so many problems.

Fouronetwo:
actually 2.1 billion mehn. staggering figure.

2.1billion dollars

[quote author= post=79843757]May it never ever be well with the evil leaders and presidents that brought this evil Boko Haram to our nation.

May the people that decided to share and loot money meant for ammunition for our soldiers when Boko Haram was still building up (over 2 BILLION NAIRA), never end well in life.

May anyone supporting the criminals that foisted the evil Boko haram on our country never end well along with their evil politicians no matter the party they are.
If these get to you, then you are evil.[/quote]actually 2.1 billion mehn... staggering figure.

[quote author= post=79843757]May it never ever be well with the evil leaders and presidents that brought this evil Boko Haram to our nation.

May the people that decided to share and loot money meant for ammunition for our soldiers when Boko Haram was still building up (over 2 BILLION NAIRA), never end well in life.

May anyone supporting the criminals that foisted the evil Boko haram on our country never end well along with their evil politicians no matter the party they are.
If these get to you, then you are evil.[/quote]actually 2.1 billion mehn. staggering figure.

I forgot to add you can reach him on 08082703534 . Thanks once again.

Good morning man of GOD.Pls give more insight on dis.it's from a friend
I occasionally see numbers in my dreams that turn out to be draws between the teams that will play in real life. For about 8 months or there about,i haven't dreamt of such. This particular one is a bit different: In the dream,i was in a betting shop(bet9ja which i hardly go to) and while i was talking to an unknown guy who was busy looking at forcasting papers and talking to me alone,he started telling me some games that will end in a draw looking at and talking from the bet9ja papers (white papers) before him.In the dream, while i was attentively listening to him without distraction,i understood what he meant to be 3 numbers which i pronounced immediately i woke up.i want to know what pronouncing the numbers when i woke connote.
PLS NOTE :i am not an ardent gambler.i play once in a while.
THANK YOU.

luluosas:
OK, please the link to the thread. God bless you

i have just sent u a sms.

luluosas:
To hell with your money, foolish man. Direct her to me immediately

brother, pls i am desperately in need of financial assistance.i narrated my ordeal in chat box for chrirtians thread (religious section) yesterday.pls any help will be greatly appreciated and the good lord shall multiply it in a thousand folds bafk to u.
ACC. NO: 0032212724. STERLING BANK. THANK YOU!

Good day good people of GOD.Pls i need a good samaritan to come to my rescue as i am in serious pains right now. I am a father of 2 kids who lost his job few months ago and my wife is on admission in the hospital for an ailment.My kids have been malnourished in recent times and since yesterday,they have had nothing to eat and this has been a source of great worry.i wouldn't bother much if i was the only victim here.
pls any one who can feel the agony i'm going through now and wants to help or anyone who is looking for where to sow a seed Can do so by helping these kids and i know it will be multiplied in a thousand folds back to the donor. ACCOUNT NO :0032212724 Sterling bank. PHONE NO :08167888260.
Thank you so much for your love.

Bro taye,thank u for being a blessing to this generation through this yr selfless service to humanity.May God truely reward u for not monetising this great gift.
pls i have sent u an e mail cos i want a little privacy as my case demands of it. Thank u

LilMissFavvy:
You did not respond to my last message to you. I had send that message to you for us to talk more, before I would confirm with my instincts if I should call you. I later deleted the messages. Did you expect I would just link up with a stranger, just like that? I have never given anyone my number on this forum. I may call you tomorrow, take care.

sorry about dat.i'll b waiting 2 hear from u.Thanks dear.

@lilmissfavvy,i had wanted 2 have a word wit u privately.i hope u still remember me(concerning my spiritual battles)?i have tried sending u messages 4 some tyme now.i will appreciate if u drop yr contact(e-mail or fone number).pls treat as urgent.Meanwhile,my e mail add. Is < gudtalkaxxx@gmail.com.
Thanks 4 yr concern and love.

lilianofentse:
mr. Am still a vargin

SHUT UP U DEM LIAR !

bimgo:
Thank God i got married to a virgin when she was 29yrs of age ,RACHAEL MY WIFE AND MY WORLD . I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH.

HOW SURE R U !

Arabica:
I just wish all these infrastructures they claim to build with recovered loot can be tagged when completed. E.g i will be passing on a new road and see a billboard with : ROAD CONSTRUCTED FROM PART OF $300M ABACHA'S LOOT written on it.

My guy, just a harmless correction,infrastructure has no plural in writing.

LilMissFavvy:
Both eyes went blind?

lil missfavvy pls we really need to talk.i think u have something reasonable to contribute concerning my predicament.i have tried to send a mall 2 u but it didn't go thru.i need people like u who have won spiritual wars to guide me.i am @ the verge.pls drop your contact.

Pls if u have nothing reasonable to say, pls just shout up.if u read my posts line by line,word for word,u wouldn't have spewed such trash.pls always read with comprehension b4 u eva comment.my case is death serious which needs urgent attention.For yr information,i had visited that department in the hospital some time ago and after his diagnosis,the doc confessed that my case isn't medical.Mind u,i knew already but i went to fulfill all righteousness.