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These believes keep getting dumber, foolish and childish.

For One to feel God (who creates himoooo) he will have to believe and seek the lord with all his heart and sincere mind.

For one to common insult or feel the devil, he will have to travel all the way to Ibadan and summon him in the middle of the night.

Meanwhile both are in one way, in control of this world or ruling the world.

How do people really believe stuff like this... What's wrong with the human brain?

tamethem:
My guy
You don't need to curse on nairaland. Nairaland is not meant for cursing but for discussion and exchange of ideas.

Bold warriors don't stay at home chanting war songs No. They rather go to the war front.
Go to the war front with the devil and see if he is powerless.

Typing Bleep the devil, it will not be better for the devil, the devil is a fool on your keyboard is not an act of bravery it is done by cowards.

I can tell you some places you can go to chant Bleep the devil and you will not come back in one piece. It is not a threat .

Go to Akanran a village of Ibadan, when you reach there on their market day. Stand in the market and start shouting in Yoruba not English of pidgin. " I challenge anyone who thinks he has charm to come out and use his charm on me, it will not work because charm is nonsense. There is nothing like charm. It will not be better for the charmer and the Devil that is the source of the charm" Say this in Yoruba and see if you will come back in one piece. No one will touch you physically. But dem go carry you out of that town in ambulance that is if you don't fall down and die

Not only that town alone, Ijebu town in Ogun State and Ile Ife in Osun . go and try am.

This is not a threat. Try that and com e and tell us your story.

you go learn

Negodu... The foolish things one has to do to challenge the so called devil that is roaring up and down seeking who to devour.

What's the point... Since I have to go this length to simply challenge him, how then do u guys claim he is making me sin day in and day out?

If both devil and God have gone into hiding, doesnt that show u how useless they are?

tamethem:
My man the devil is not everywhere o.
Anyone telling you the devil is everywhere is deceiving you. It is only my God that is everywhere.

The devil has his demons and agents everywhere but he doesn't have the power to be everywhere.

His demons need to be evoked before they react and only his agents can do the evocation. So if you wan insult the devil you do it in the presence of his agents.

They know what to do to show you their master exists.
They are very good at it.

So the demons (his agents) that are everywhere cannot go and report to him that I insulted him. Smh

So u guys that are binding and casting the devil everyday are wasting ur time na... Or do u always summon him or go to his presence to cast him?

It keeps getting childish

tamethem:

See coward

The evil guy doesn't act like that, cursing him with your keyboard?



He has agents that have been given power by him, you will need to say all this infront of them. You will become a star instantly because you will trend over the internet like a shooting star.

You will be dealt with that everyone that read you story will roll on the ground for laughter.

No one will teach you to run to God before yould do so.

Devil is a lier , the devil is stupid , the devil ...

Yeye dey smell.

Rubbish..

We insult God over the u internet l, u quickly say he is merciful God and claim we can't try it with the devil.

The devil is insulted over the internet and u say we should insult him face to face... What's that? So devil is not everywhere again? Where is in front of him?

tamethem:
Abi o

Stupidity a times. Someone I met not up to two weeks. But do you know if I had used a condom she would have allowed me.

May be God just wanted me to experience what I experienced that's why I never thought of Condom.

Because it baffles me too when ever I remember my action. It wasn't wise at all.

I would have been deep in the affair because the girl was just too cute.

What then is the point of the nonsense charm when one can get his way with the girl by using condom.

Sometimes when u say of believe some things, just think it through na

Originakalokalo:
Find out about thunderbolt....

There is another thing called "pepper" in the Yoruba world....

They throw it at someone's Shadow and anywhere it hits will begin to swell up...

These are real practices of evil.

Let me share a story with you guys...

A woman very close to me lost her daughter....two Weeks ago...I was there at her house and at the burial.

It was a thunderbolt case....

There was three explosions, came in like fire, engulfed the daughter and went out through the kitchen door.

The spirit went it through the front door, hit the daughter and burnt her.

It went into the kitchen and removed the door on its way out.

Neighbours heard 3 explosions...

These we know with all certainty,.

1. There was no gas or air conditioning explosion.
Gas cylinder, hose and all other accessories were intact.

The gas was uses to cook while we were there to mourn.

2. The daughter was sitting at dining when the spirit of thunderbolt entered. Only the entrance was burnt...

There are signs of explosion.... The pop dropped a bit...

No other place was burnt in the house.
..

I have seen. This one is unique.I am still surprised.

The daughter died after 10 days.

There is a spiritual world.

There is spiritual attack.

Jesus said, all the powers on EARTH and in HEAVEN have been given to me..

There are powers on earth. Denying this is suicide.

Abeg carry your fake story commot. Thunderbolt ko, lightning bolt niii

tamethem:
Yeah my guy I looked everywhere and couldn't find it so let me share this.

I once lived in Gambia and its a Muslim country. I became born again before I left the shores of naija so I had promised God I won't have Girlfriends anymore but until I see someone I wish to marry.
So on getting there I joined a Church and was fervent. I was friendly with my Landlady and her daughters and most times they used to ask me Michael where is your girlfriend (not my real name) and I used to joke with them.
I had a Nigerian boy who worked for me and was always in my place. Three years past and there was no girlfriend seen with me . All of a sudden I discovered everyone in the compound started thinking I was a Homo. By the words and jokes I got to know this. I felt bad and I knew if I didn't do anything about it once the rumor spreads it won't be easy to change it.
Everyone that used to come to my place were guys from my Unit in Church.

During this time I was in their Bus called Gelegele, its their version of Molue. Here I was with a pretty young Gambian girl seated beside me, so I thought I should chat her up. And luckily for me being a fine man myself it was easy and in no time we exchanged numbers.
My intention was to be dating her to eraze the Homosexual tag I was being given in my compound. So we started the friendship and within a four five days I brought her home. It was around 7pm and it was dark .
When we were approaching our compound she told me my landlord is her Uncle and she wanted to turn back , I begged her to let her go that it was dark they won't see her face. And luckily for me their "Nepa" had taken light and all of the family and some naija guys living in the company were outside their apartments for breeze.
We entered the compound and the Girl Nanta (her real name) walked in with me . They all saw me because I intentionally greeted them from afar. They couldn't see the face of the girl but saw me walking in with a lady.

To cut the long story ahort.
Gambia being a Muslim country they believe in marabout so almost all their ladies have beads and leather Charms around their wastes. It is not to harm a guy but pregnancy prevention.

So I started the exploration, off the bra worked on the chest and did all manner. Removed the pant and about to enter.
Suddenly their was a vibration in her Tommy as soon as mine touched hers. Not a small vibration Vrrrrrrmmm Vrrrrm! We both felt it. It was Twice and I was shocked and she said immediately " Wait , wait, are you a Christian? " I said "Yes, you called me Michael and you are asking if Im a Christan" then she asked again " do you smoke ?" I said No! She asked again do you drink ? I said No.

She stood up and said "No sex!" I begged her pet her and she said No . I ask why and she said we can't date.

I later knew the vibration was a sign the marabout gave them that the person you are dealing with will impregnate you even with the charm on. Charm won't work on him.

They don't know how to say

"Born again "

That's why she asked do you smoke or drink after asking if I was a Christian.

And we never dated again she wouldn't pick my calls anymore.
Although I achieved my aim because later on everyone in compound saw her and not far from then I kukuma got a Christian Sister and started courtship.

What I did was wrong but the protection of God follows his Children even at the point of committing Sin.

That was a personal experience because I felt the vibration and I got to know why.

They don't have condom in Gambia? I really don't know what to say to u.

princfred:
Yeah mumu, make ten better moronic excuses to display your cowardice and run from evidence and cure of your chronic spiritual illiteracy. Now, you expect a witch Dr to be the one reply you on NL first. It's like your shity brain runs on urine.

The many cases of magun effect is not enough for your little mind to know that there are more to life that neets the senses. I guess in your childish kon-kom of a brain box, under the unnatural effect of magun, adulterers trapped inside each other just love to be exposed so don't pull apart or can't help but get exposed for fun. Pray explain away goatishly, how magun works naturally.

U are going to hell... Yahwah will burn u forever. What are u even here, u are not a Christian. Why are u hypocritic?
U are busy defending a God u don't actually believe in just because it will give u the chance to run your mouth when u see the chance.
U asked that the op brings certain part of his body and he accepted and even gave his conditions... Now u are asking him to go to a notice doctor in ur village and don't.
Guy stop embarrassing urself here. Declare urself an atheist and join us to hell (well, u are already going there). Christianity no fit u

Originakalokalo:
See the one you called useless....

(Revelation 1 )
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10 I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet,

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12 12 And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks;

13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.

14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.

16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.

This is the one you called useless...

He defended a woman caught in adultery... and stopped people from stoning her to death...

When all her accusers have gone he said to her. .

I have not condemned you... Go and sin no more.

This is who you call useless...

A leper asked him to heal his leprosy... If Jesus will.

Jesus demonstrated willingness and compassion.

He didn't say a word....He touched his leprosy.

He identified with his leprosy.

This is he you call useless.

It is a pity.

Story story

Originakalokalo:
This are the reasons why the world is in a mess.

1. You shall not steal

2 You shall not kill.

3.You shall not commit adultery.

4. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife and properties.

5. Honour your father and mother.....

People in power steal. Those who are not in power steal in their own little way, waiting for the day

they will have the opportunity to get to power and take their share.

Consequently, there is hunger in the land....and anger and hatred...and we blame God.

Adultery and killing is so much that it is no longer a news.

Immorality is so much that sexual perverts now have fans....

Perversive celebrities display perversion everywhere they go and they breads perversive fans in their millions .....

Consequently, babies are raped...children are killed. Then we blame God.

Covetousness has eaten deep into the world that it breeds murder and stealing.


God gave man these laws in order to ensure safety and peace among men...

Unfortunately, we don't only break these laws, we come back to blame God.


Honour your Father and Mother.....THAT YOUR DAYS MAY BE LONG.

So many untimely deaths this days.....so many dishonour to parents.

Yet, in his mercy, he awaits our repentance.....

and he showers the rain and the sun on a liar, thief, sexual perverts and ritualists.

His mercies are very very abundant...
...

.and......he is also a Consuming fire.

He is no consuming fire., he is a clueless creator.

What did he expect the world will be when he knew the outcome before creating it? Was he expecting anything different from what he knew?
What sis he expect when he sent the devil on earth to roam among men?
What did he expect man to do with free will apart from what they are using it for?
Man is only a victim of urs God's mistakes if he exists. He kick started this world with error error error right from the beginning. And instead of correcting it he went into hiding and crested hell and blames man.

We will send him to his own hell on the last day of judgement

Originakalokalo:
I will use this opportunity to warn all the blasphemers on this thread to desist.

God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob ask me to tell you to desist from blaspheming.

He is a consuming fire, the God of the dreadful cherubims and the hosts of heaven.

Stop!

Search for the truth and argue your belief without insulting the Creator of the Universe.

Your time is ticking fast...


I hope you all have ears?

Now send this message back to him: he should better keep on hiding because when I get him, I will use a hot rod to stick into his holy ass for creating a world he cannot control

Originakalokalo:
I have a message for you....


*All your blasphemy has reached the high heavens.

All your sins are hereby retained!!! Your heart is hereby hardened till the end if time.

You are done, and your iniquities are not pardoned. The mercy of the Almighty is henceforth withdrawn from you*


Don't bother to listen to, or argue with any preacher anymore ..

It won't profit you.

The mouthpiece of the Most High Has Spoken.

So it shall be. Nothing shall reverse it.

I am sure this information has made Hardmirrow scared. I can see him hiding under his bed scared.

Tell ur nonsensical most high to shove his treat under his ass.

He should go and do his godly duties... The world he created is a mess and the only thing he knows is to cry like a baby and issue useless treats.

HardMirror:
do not deceive yourself. The voice you hear is the voice of your subconcious not the holy spirit. That is why you are as ordinary as every muslim, atheist and every other people on earth. If the holy spirit was wat u claim it to be u guys would be special, you wont even need to preach for us to see it. I quickly realized that we are just fooling ourselves in our small circle. Once you step out of your church and christian zombie circles you would see that the world is vast and filled with great people who aint christians achieving and living the life many people filled with the spirit can only dream of.

See once u drop all these jesus nonsense you would see that the church and jesus was not adding anything meaningful to your life. You are busy with rubbish of hearing god, praying, all those 'preach it pastor' all those 'word' they are all for zombies. You put yourself into a system of nonsenses that does nothing for you. You claim you have access to god and yet your life is just so ordinary. Look at the testimonies you hear in church, these are ordinary thing people enjoy without your god. You had better wake up.
I ask myself if god answers prayer, he shld answer prayer. If he heals, he should heal. Not that we would start giving excuses for all god's failures. God simply does not exist! Been an atheist for 8years now. I can tell u i have experienced miraculous things so many times now i know it was never god. It is just life. Good things happen even when we least think it would and bad things also happen. God is useless and a creation of man

Gbam!!

Ranchhoddas:
I'm confused but yep, let me pretend I understand what you are talking about.

So what did you say? Tell me in very clear and concise terms so I don't misquote you some other time.


Do tell
Think deeply how? Bros I no understand you again.

The medical devices in your picture is the product of science like a pharmaceutical. If Christ will not use drugs, why did you put it up? Would Christ have needed such a device?

If there is a time and place then it won't be a miracle.

You have so far failed to say what these rules are. So for the umpteenth time I'll ask; what are these rules?

More vagueness? What are these rules you continually speak of? Oh God.
What pieces? Do you have a PhD in vagueness?

My thoughts on the matter

They are not halfhearted. Perhaps you should rephrase your queries


This would not have been a problem but for the fact that people like to confer Divinity upon it

This deserves a meme. When last did you eat honey?

It's not my priority but it's a problem? Do you like the fact people are starving. I'll end it if I could.

I assure you I don't know.

How do u guys converse with that guy... He talks off point to me.

princfred:
Just because what i write is beyond your self imposed limits does not mean those with better exposure dont know them to be true. If you insist on evidence, will you provide your boxers and pubic hairs soo we use it to make juju that you will remain impotent for life? Or you don't know the spiritual only affects the normal at a huge cost not to merely jig it.

How will it not become rampant if it has to interfere for you maybe not once but as many times as you wish to before you will be convinced them to millions of others like you?

If an invisible man carries a book up will you not out of your self imposed mind say its a fluke or mere coincidence and how will that convince other millions like you? And how will that not lead to chaos in a bid to convince you all? And how will weak minds live after such convictions?

You ask for things beyond your mind as many have gone mad or had their minds permanently damaged in that route my friend. Take it easy when its your time and your mind is capable of handling certain things and still operate/transcend to normal, what you seek will be revealed to you .

My write up was clear and simple. Just stop being dishonest with too much talk talk

luvmijeje:
I came prepared for all bullshits. And this is just round 1. I'll be back for round 2. See you all later.

U have said nothing meaningful my dear friend

What explanation has religion given that science cannot?

How is going to traditional healers for healing a spiritual exercise?

What is the relevance of dreaming every night, since u thinks its something important u learnt from religion?

Ability to predict the future using ur dream is nothing spiritual, it's intuition. Intuitive people are really capable of that, however they are not always right... The bring in related things and claim it is in line with their predictions. Eg. U dream of being shot while in a car, but in reality u have an accident... Sharp religions predictors will tell u that their predictions that u will be shot (bases on ur dream) have come to pass, despite the situation being obviously different. However, the victim will believe as long as something bad actually happened.

luvmijeje:
So you believe the aspect of the doctor telling the patient to seek for traditional help. Can you relate the title of this thread to the above?

Traditional help is what it is... Using herbs and and traditional knowledge.

The topic says there is nothing like witchcraft or magic spell traditional healing is not witchcraft and magic

luvmijeje:
Fortunately I've once attended mfm and I will tell you one thing that I got from it. I learnt not dreaming is not normal. I've always thought it's normal not to dream. NPComplete you are talking to someone who has seen the good and bad side of religion. I'm telling you some of this are real.

If you are going against something, you need to understand the strength and weakness of it. You Atheists are underestimating what makes religion thick. And how our environment is a perfect recipes for it.

The MFM thought u that not dreaming is not normal and u thought u have learnt something valuable.

Why is not dreaming not normal?

Must someone dream every night?

How can u tell if someone did not even dream because sometimes people forget about their dreams day in day out.

What is the effect of not dreaming at all. Why is this a valuable information to u?

luvmijeje:
Don't you see people going to spiritual center for issues the hospital can't find solution to. Haven't you heard of a medical doctor advising patients to seek for alternative solutions to their issue.

What's spiritual solution? Is this the explanation to things u so talk about? A lot of people have come from the so called to spiritual quest back to hospitals. A lot of people have died waiting spiritual solution. How does that shows that spiritual actually explains anything?

Besides most doctors ask patients to seek traditional healing not spiritual healing. Any doctor that asks u to seek spiritual healing is quack

budaatum:
Are you for real? Lol! Do we need to donate towards your school fees or something?

Tell me one thing that religion provides an explanation for?

Oya, luvmi, tell us just one thing religion provides an explanation for. Just 1

See when u carelessly make statements like this I tend not to take u serious. But let me break down ur words for u

princfred:
If the spiritual became too rampant physically, it will no longer be spiritual.

U see u deliberately did this. Whats 'becomes rampant physically " does that phrase even make sense? U guys just deceitfully throw in words just to talk long statements. Someone says he has seen where a person is touched and he starts responding to him, is that not a spiritual thing?(according to u guys). How does its repeated occurrence turned to "become rampant physically? How does the spiritual become rampant turns it to physical. Why are u dishonest?

If the invisinble become too visible it will no longer be invisible

Watch how u still played around with words here. If the invisible becomes visible. If an invisible man carries a book up, he he now becomes visible? So why make the statement when it's false and when no one is asking the invisible to become visible?
U guys are the ones saying u have witnessed the invisible, we are asking how? And why having more people witnessed it... We are not asking that it should change to visible.

if the paranormal interfers soo much with normal, it will become the new normal and will create chaos [quote]And who is asking the paranormal to become normal. It will still be paranormal once we have no explanation for it... It is only paranormal because we don't understand it, once we understand it, it will become normal. More people witnessing it under does not make it normal.

[quote]servitudinal paronia and underdevelopment in humans. You ask for chaos to given order just to prove things that are not necesary to be proven. There is essence and purpose to the order as it is.There is more to emperical than emperical as is known.

No one is asking for chaos. We just want people to stop telling lies and stop allowing their bias to continue getting the best of them

Jayhazard:
Yet you cannot ponder on who/what gave those scientists the wisdom they used in making those seemingly impossible discoveries.

No.I cannot, because it has no effect on what I can.or cannot achieve

luvmijeje:
I don't love you.

I know u do... I will forget the smile on ur face the first day we met.

Still regret not asking u out then... Hmmmm

MuttleyLaff:
Were there people at the area before you were assaulted and robbed?

Hmm, in Yoruba parlance, it is said: "ifura ni ogun agba"
Loosely interpreted means: "Vigilance and/or guardedness is the jazz elders use"

When will people learn that Karma, might take her time but she never forgets?

After I was robbed I started heard stories of terrible things that happened to people in that area.

It was a terrible experience.. Was in abuja last month and still felt my self shiver when ever I cross that area

The place was a bit lonely... One or two person passes me by before I was attacked

Seun:
Is it possible that his spine was damaged when he fell down?

A lot if things were possible. That's why jazz is not an option

MuttleyLaff:
I am sorry to read about this deeply disturbing or distressing experience.

What time of the day or night did this happen?
If at night, was the area well-lit?
How many of people were at the area before you were assaulted and robbed?
Were you keeping careful watch for possible danger
and on the look out for suspicious and strange telltales?.

frank317, dont mind people overrating jazz

#justforlaugh, watch the below instagram link till the end
https://www.instagram.com/p/BppGKcwhq77/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

It happened around 7.30 or 8pm.
The area was not well lit.

I had been in abuja for five years and didn't think it was a dangerous place hence was not watching out for danger

luvmijeje:
I can only speak for Nigeria.

Then u need to widen ur horizon.

luvmijeje:
Frank, I'm now loving you. Do you know that my friend said they also offered him 100 naira but that he didn't collect it because at that point he was furious that he couldn't walk.

He insisted that they didn't use hard contact on him.

Hard object was not used on my too. Its been more than six months yet I am trying to think deep and understand why my ankle completely broke off my leg. I can show u a picture of the long scare on both sides of my ankle because it was serious enough.

What if I fell badly and the leg broke but didn't realize how I fell?
What if one of them stamped on my feet so hard that it went of... This is possible considering the position I was forced to be in.

But because I don't believe in jazz I am thinking hard to understand what happened and then I came across some psychological theories that explain how our body copes during shock.

More questions:
If it was jazz why did I get healed my a non jazz means?
Will believing it was jazz at that time helped my situation in anyway? I mean what would believing it was jazz contribution to my situation?

luvmijeje:
Forget story. Despite your achievements, more people are becoming religious than practical.

In naija or all over the world?

luvmijeje:
Forget story. Despite your achievements, more people are becoming religious than practical.

Did u read about my ordeal in abuja? Was expecting u would respond to it... I will use my experience to try to clear ur doubt

imam07:
You just deviate frm d topic. My question is why muslims beliv wishing christians a merry christmas is against their belief. This sound so ridiculous.
If muslims think dis is a sin to them.why muslims open shop and sells items to christians on xmas time. To sell and collect money from christians celebrating xmas is not against your god but to wish a merry xmas is a sin to u. Cant u reason? This is insanity.

That's the hypocrisy of religion. Christians have their wahala too

wis3:
this doesn't write off the fact that Christians are intolerant. There are more churches in Kaduna than there are in the entire south east region. How many mosques can you even find in the south?

Kaduna state has more Christian indigins then Muslims.

Easterners are not intolerant. We have Muslims in the east and u hardly hear they are attacked the way Christians are periodically attacked in the north.

There are no mosques in the north because they northerners do not travel in mass they way Easterners do. Even when they travel they live in community and build their mosque there.

Pls stop spreading false rumor if u have never traveled out of ur comfort zone.