₦airaland Forum

Some kids are just lucky these days. Imagine... Just this little patting on the chick and people are ranting. My father would have divided him into two equal parts.

In my time, the old soldier literally broke my left arm just because I challenged my teacher in school. He heard about it, came to my school, whooped my crazy ass like a runaway slave right in front of the whole assembly.

I still believe, when you spare the rod, definitely you will spoil the child

And his father will be like...


Yul, come inside let me see how much I have for that electrical shop

Mhmmm...

Number 9...

ECOWAS... Una don enter one chance!!! See person wey una say na una champion

No!!! I'm not ashame of Nigeria or being a Nigerian. In fact, I am 100% proudly Nigerian. But... I am very very ashamed of all these old, useless, incompetent and corrupt leaders we have in Nigeria!!! Wetin? Habaa! Una corrupt die nah

The government doesn't have the resources to bring back her citizens in situation like this whereas they are busy sharing money among themselves and looting our commonwealth.

Just imagine, South Africa government evacuated most of their citizens free of charge, quarantined them in 5 star facilities, treated them like celebs. God why nah? Why are we recycling these corrupt sons of Nebuchadnezzer?

South Africa president announced on Tuesday R500 Billion covid-19 fund... No you didn't hear me very well, I said R500 Billion!!! Please someone convert it to Naira... R19 to $1. They are now adding more money on top of the normal amount being paid for Social grant, Child grant, Disability grant, Unemployment grant and also those who have nothing doing.

Come on to evacuate students you antelopes cannot do that. Even to take care of your citizens at home they can't, yet they call themselves leaders and giant of Africa. God go punish all the people wey keep Nigeria in this condition ooo. I swear!!!

The day Nigerian youths go wake up from this yeye sleep wey we dey sleep, una go hear ram. Una go vomit every thing una thief from Nigeria. Una go vomit am just like fish vomited Oga Jonah for... Abeg wetin be that country name?

camsyross:
Maybe the wife's name is Amarachi. (God's love)

No no no... "God's love" means... Ifunanya Chukwu.

"Grace of God / God's grace" meaning... Amarachukwu / Amarachi.

But as long as God dey inside all the names, then no wahala

camsyross:
Maybe the wife's name is Amarachi. (God's love)

You are misfiring here ooo

Angelinastto:
No English subtitle?

Don't worry my dear, I will translate for you lol

oldtruth:
No, you are wrong. Kyari was still alive till Thursday. He is a staunch Muslim and everyone respect him for that. Olunloyo will never come out not to say it was him she was referring to.

Definitely not Kyari and may he rest in peace

Oooh boi... And Yar'Adua wasn't a staunch Muslim? Trust me, this cabal is just same like that of Yar'Adua do will do anything to clinch to power. Wait and see as it unfolds

holluikon:
This is just me %100, I remember every significant events in my life, any event I put my mind into, I will remember every details, even the position I stand when the event happend to the type and color of cloth I was putting on

There's this memory stuck to my brain that anytime I remember I feel the event is taking place at that moment; I don't know if it's real or its kind of feelings but anytime I remember the day I was circumsized I usually feel the heat of the Methylated spirit used on me that day(not that hot burning sensation though but, I still feel it's somehow)

And there's this Dejavu stuck in my head too, it's like when I was young my I was taken to live with one woman at a particular environment, so anytime I passed through the environment, I always have the feelings that I had lived there before, even a girl that lives there, anytime I see her it feels we had lived together meanwhile the girl never knew me from anywhere neither have I lived in the environment before, it's just very wierd to me.

I have many weird traits that I can't mention all, even that I'm afraid to say some here because of what I think might happen.

I forgot to mention this, I hardly read, even for exams I don't write time table, I only read the course we would be talking the next day, anytime I want to read for exam, I'll know where exactly the question would come from and I'll read; I topped my department and finished my last semester with distinction (I studied Elect/Elect; not a hard course though).

Same here, even sometimes I see or have the feeling of what's gonna happen tomorrow. And when it starts happening, it plays like de javu to me and I simply tell people around me what to do and where the whole thing is leading to.

When I close my eyes, I can tell you everything that happened in my life since i was a child. Oh... And once I look at anything for a few seconds, be it numbers, statement, picture or just anything, it's copied in my memory lol

The one that scares me most is this... If you hurt me real bad to the point of shading tears, you will never go unpunished. It's scares me like crazy and that's the reason why I don't swear at anybody or use strong language

tspun:
You are very stupid to used such word.
What make them different from the rest of igbos

This is a state with one of the lowest allocation from FG yet the hardworking citizens and their government are trying their best to be at the top

Do you know the like of patoranking, tekno and so many others are from that state, what makes them different from the rest igbos artists.

This rubbish needs to stop, gone are the days when u guys are allowed to used such word on ebonyi citizens because they are from the poorest region in East. Or because Lagos, Ogun, Oyo are most influential state in West does that makes Ondo or Osun less Yoruba citizens

I dare you to Tell me the name of your state less see if you are better than the citizens of Ebonyi state

I wanted to respond to that ignoramus but changed my mind. He's not worth my 10cent!

I'm proudly Ebonyian

(Sam Loco's voice) Boko haram Repellent!!!

oldtruth:
How true is this?

I told you, now do you believe me?

I still remember everything I did from the age of 7 till now. I remember them with details as if it was yesterday. I still remember names and faces of my classmates from primary school, secondary, defense and everyone I came in contact with till date.

The weird part is once I close my eyes, the whole thing plays like a detailed movie in my memory

I don't forget things once I witnessed them. And anything I set my eyes on is registered in my memory for life

succri:
This chick peed on my bed months back ...

She didn't pee, she is a squirter. Unless you didn't sleep with her

My family and friends said that I am weird just because...

I don't eat fresh water fish, but I eat ice fish.

I don't eat those big garden eggs, but I eat the small ones in the farm.

And most of all, I don't eat goat and bush meat. I don't see anything weird in that.

Angelinastto:
I met a guy in a night class during exam period and he immediately tried to kiss me. I be like "guy are you mad?" A total stranger for that matter In a class filled with students
He later apologized but the thing baffles me whenever I remember it.

If that's you on your pro pic, I wouldn't have resisted a perfect definition of true beauty like you. But I would have asked for your consent first hahahaha

Franzese:
So I went out on a date with a very fine chic and when we settled to eat and stuff she talked about her her mum who down at the hospital due to some psychological/mental issues. I just ignored.

After about 25 minutes or so she starts to talk to herself intermittently and I was really puzzled. Up to the extent the ladies on a nearby table started looking at her. It made me think some of these mental issues might be hereditary.

I had to cut off the friendship. Painful tho,

Hahahaha... Good a thing you cut off the friendship. Oh...talking about cutting...

Hmmm... Well...

Shaaarapu my friend!!! How many days if not months did it take to announce the death of Late president Yar'Adua? Bless the soul of that gentleman.

I would have slapped the living daylight out of you if it's possible over the phone.

This news is very old nah. Abba Kyari died long ago. He died days before Hanty Kemi posted it online.

And I did post it here before then, but nobody believed me hence I said it an old news.

So, I'm not gonna mourn him twice because I did that already weeks ago

CoronaVirusPro:
Hungry Mofo's

They will start looting foreigners homes and stores anytime soon.

They are already doing that my brother. I live here in Johannesburg, they are breaking into foreign shops and bottle stores stealing alcohol.

I don't understand how this people reason. I guess it's because the government doesn't punish them for all this nonsense.

I know in Naija, if you break into somebody's shop and you were caught. Then prepare to meet your maker. Na shoot aside offense be that. Here in South Africa, their human right activists will justify the whole thing and back them up

I never see this kain nonsense reasoning for my life

This boy is very very stupid. You threatened someone's mom with rape and still have the guts to come out and show your stupidity on social media. Just wait, you will get what's coming to you

I can't stop laughing at this clown. So the money donated by well meaning Nigerians to help the poor masses in this lockdown caused by covik one nine birus, that's where the government want to dip hand and claim they are building health facilities right and buying medical equipments?

What happened to all the funds budgeted for health/development of public infrastructures all these years? All this thieving bastards, corrupt politicians, unrepentant and fraudulent government officials must go with this Coronavirus!!!

Coro, we beg you please biko, come and collect all of them for free. We the citizens dash you abeg. We donate them from the bottom of our hearts as sacrifice to you biko!!!

Lai... You and your oga them, una deserve this thing here

Hhansome:
This virus could have been prevented if the Buhari led government values human lives more than their cows.

Kai... This Namah fine ooo. Liar Mohammed come see better Namah

I will tell you when I find someone. For now am still single and searching

Haba! Bros, no worry jare. Oga Corona dey hear you well well. When e go jam you for ya own quarantine, ya own share of the Covik one nine birus go high pass just like the level you dey show us. Na that time you go no say we are highly favored

Nonsense!!! Money has changed hands and that's all I can say. In developed countries, the government would have taken the hotel long ago and transformed it to a modern-day top notch hospital to serve it's citizens.

This hotel was built from the proceeds of corruption and there is nothing like legal action from Madam Jonathan against the government. I don't care if you are from the North, South, East or West. If you acquired wealth from the proceed of corruption, you must forfeit everything and let it be used by the poor masses.

The way I see this marriage between the two first ladies is that at the end of all this Covik one nine birus thing, Dame Jonathan will get the hotel back without anyone hearing much about it.

This is an upgrade from hotel to modern-day hospital in favor of Dame Jonathan. Well, I pray it will serve low class citizens who needs the hospital more than the criminal politicians and corrupt government officials that put our country in this horrible state

Unu na agwa ewu!!!

brownemmanuel43:
Baba no bi only, my family na me get worst/bad/ugly handwriting.

We are in the same boat oh jare! Fear dey catch me sef when I see my handwriting lol

Seeing your handwriting now just reminds me of my classmate in secondary school. Emmanuel Ajagbo by name, this dude has the best handwriting in da whole wide world.

When he writes, it looks like machine printed italics. Even teachers in the whole school borrows his notebooks to use as example. You guys makes me ashame of mine cos I've got doctor's handwriting.

I can write a prescription and give to you now, then you come back later and ask me to help you read the damn note, my answer will be... Wtf.. Who da hell drew this chicken dance here? That's how bad mine is.

I don't think it's genetic/hereditary cos my late Mom and Dad got nice ones, even my siblings too. I'm even scared of my handwriting, mine is baaaaaaaaad hahahaha