₦airaland Forum

Akwa Ibom is blessed. I had 2 shops there back then in 1999-2002. One in Ikot Abasi and the other in Ibeno next to Mobil. The beach is so beautiful that I always go down every evening to watch the sun down over the Atlantic Ocean and the sea breeze is one of a kind!

If only the Nigerian government will focus down there and tap into our God given resources. Ibeno Beach would have been the best, the longest and the most beautiful in Africa. If those islands and beaches were developed, Nigeria will surpass every other country in Africa in terms of tourism.

But all you politicians and people in government has been playing politics with the lives of the poor masses. Why wouldn't he do same? You people are very good in playing politics with our lives. Leave them and mourn your late husband in peace

xynerise:
Otele?

Hahaha... What a shiny ass! Otele shines? Which means ike ya na egbuke egbuke

Olamina, Olabanjo, Olakamkpo, Olaniyi...!!! Chai... Konji na bascard ooo

Abeg, who I fire?

Okay. Now let's disagree to agree abi na let's agree to disagree. Anyway which ever way we write am as long as "agree" dey somewhere for this matter, it's all good by me

For those who agrees and believe that a husband can rape his wife in their matrimonial home and bed, please when your husband collect small in the night without your consent, please don't fail to report him to the police. Take him to court and make sure they jail him for 7 years or more. Better yet, push for him to be castrated for collecting when you are not in the mood. And remember, if you don't report, get him arrested and jail him, the thunder wey go fire you will come from Herzegovina!

And for the men pushing for matrimonial rape abi na wetin una call am. Don't worry, one day, like play play you go collect like that and worst case for you na for the mouth you put am, you no enter well... See you, see jail, see castration. And no appeal for your case.

Can I hear you say Amen to that?

And here they are telling me that...

Repellent!!! Nigerian Army have turned to insecticide that repels instead of killing and wiping out terrorists from the face of the earth. So we should clap for them for doing what insecticide would have done?

If they were unarmed civilian protesters now, they would have sent a full and well equipped battalion consisting of Airforce, Navy and Infantry division to kill, maim and annihilate every living thing in that vicinity.

Why not send 70% of all the Army in Nigeria to Borno state and all the Hotspots controlled by terrorist groups, let the combination of 70% of military in the whole 36 states wipe out every threat in form of boko haram or any kind of terrorist group in and around Northeast? Incinerate their base, hideouts and the whole of Sambisa forest for Christ sake!!!

That's what I would have done if I am in charge of defense. Yes, I will do that not listening to anyone and damn the consequences cos I know their sponsors in government will fight back. Oh... And to root out the whole thing, I will kill their sponsors too with special forces personally organized and trained by my very self. Useless government and their Repellents!!!

Why do I feel like I am in this picture? I mean... I kind of feel like I am that second guy. Just thinking out loud

I don't believe this story at all

So we have all this and yet boko haram boys are still running around Northeast and sambisa forest with APC, AV, trucks and Hi-tech bakkies, hitting the Nigerian military very hard most of the time and yet they couldn't detect sh*t with all this.

Why not get Apache helicopters and wipe them out from the face of the earth! NAF my left ⚽

Bro, listen and hear me out... You are in this relationship all alone. What makes you think she's gonna wear your wedding afterwards? For those pushing for you to marry her first before complaining, read between the line people.

Trust me, you are her second option. Her first is somewhere at your work place and she don't want him to see the damn ring!

Make up your damn mind, pause the engagement whatever and let her deal with her spiritual something otherwise this will end in tears

"I drank alcohol like crazy, smoked weed, hung out with rich boys, partying, doing drugs but when I go visit my Parents, I still act like that innocent girl they have always known"

You omitted the sex part and knackings wey suppose join? So you don't want us to know that side of you right? Issoke, we understand.

Anyway, lucky you that your dad was not strict enough and that's why you still get mouth to blame him. Where I come from, my dad was military and old school. He would have sniffed out that bad side of you, kicked your sorry a** from here till Jericho if need be.

He would drive all da way to that school and punish you in front of everyone. Smoke you out anywhere you were practicing that bad girl and put you straight!

I thank God for the way he brought me and my siblings up in a strict way, if not we wouldn't have turned out right.

So I disagree with all you said, your dad is not the problem or to blame, you are!

Captain Sparrow, what do you have to say about this?

Captain Sparrow: Obraga!!!

My brother, I take God abeg you, comot for that relationgoat...sorry I mean relationship.

She knack for church? Na im be say Angel Gabe dey aware say she dey share any how nah. One day now she go share give all this small small evil spirit wey pastor drive comot from people body and then come back to ya place and transfer some give you.

Run for ya life, you have nothing to lose if you quit now. Na her kpekus go suffer ram las las

Well, as you made your bed, so shall you lie on it. Let me come and be going

I've got huge crush on Meagan, right from her teenage days till... forever!!!

My guy, what you are experiencing right now is not love. You really really love the sex you are getting from this girl and it's clouding your sense of clear judgment.

Secondly... according to you she made you understand that there are other toasters, that alone should have reset your brain to know that she's gonna leave you when the time is right.

Your mom didn't say anything wrong, in fact your girl should have laughed over the whole thing and gave your mama respect. (If you are my brother, my mom would have gone Jackie Chan up your sorry ass for shouting at her instead of your girl who lacks respect) My mom is old school, right there and then lol

Please, stop thinking about how sweet and lovely she is in bed and make right decision now it's still early cos if you continue like this, you will surely regret it the day she's gonna break everything in your house including your neighbors property just because you smiled at something she doesn't like.

Maybe that's when you will be able to read the handwriting on the wall "Mene Mene take... complete the damn thing

Find a good woman and get married

Joefat:
Comut there.. how e wan take better

The change begins with you and I. The youths of Nigeria are so weak, scared and divided. If we can stand together and stamp our feet and say no to corruption, tribalism, favoritism and all this nonsense without fear or favour, trust me you will see a different Nigeria where our leaders will be held responsible and or accountable for their actions!

Imagine a situation where all the youths in Nigeria troops out with one voice against them and all their vices. Something must surely give! That's one thing I like about South African youths, once they decide on something, everyone stands on it, be you Zulu, Sotho, Vendan, Xhosa, Colored, Spedi, Ndabele, even the Khoi San in their village.

It is very possible, Nigeria will be all good but it needs some sacrifice to be made by our youths. Do you feel me?

FTC! For the first

Shame no dey catch una sef? But if it's all this corrupt politicians and thieves at the top, they will get paid on time, even before the due date.

Well, I believe that one day Nigeria go better. Good morning my people, I salute una

Psssss!!!

kowema:
Mehn!!!. Why did they attack you guys?, wetin d guy do?. Did u find out?

To be honest, I don't know. You know most South Africans hate Nigerians with a passion. Maybe he had problems with them or something.

Lusheyi:
Yeaaa, its Zazu!

10 flamingos were taking their stand, 2 giraffes were caught naked...lol That's the news!!!

I've had so many near death experience in my life but the last one, I stared death in the eye and God said to me " My boy, it's not your time to go, relax and let me take control"

Please don't mind my grammatical errors. English is not my first language biko.

17th May 2016, just 4 days after my birthday party I had in our business center. I was in my office with 5 other people, 10 minutes later 3 of them left remaining myself and another friend sitting right behind me. We were just discussing about... Yeah, soccer!

5 minutes later this guy walked into the office, pulled out 9mm pistol and pointed it directly at my face. Just 1.5 meter away from me. When I looked up and stared him right in the eyes, he corked the gun and I stood still. When I screamed JESUS!!! he looked at me lowered the gun and shot me on my kneecap. I fell down, he walked past me and turned the gun on the other guy sitting behind me, shots started ringing out rapidly.

I sprang with my right leg that was still okay and dashed towards the door as fast I could. I started hearing shots after shots while I was hopping outside, but at the door, I hopped into the second guy, we both landed on the ground. His 9mm stainless pistol fell on the ground. I quickly sprang up again and keep on hopping and screaming JESUS!!!

He picked up the gun, dashed into the office and continue to empty his magazine on the guy sitting inside the office. They shot him 17 times all over. They came out and walked to their Golf 6 Gti and drove off.

By then the street was already empty, people disappeared on hearing the rapid fire from those guys. 5 minutes after the gunmen left, I hopped back into the office with 2 guys that came around, we picked the one that was shot 17 times, put him in the car and we drove straight to the hospital.

When we arrived at the hospital, the doctors and nurses tried to save him, 7 minutes later the doctors came to me and from the look on their faces I knew immediately that the guy passed on. They focused their attention on me and when the cops arrived at the hospital. The doctors referred me to the biggest hospital in Africa, the cops and an ambulance took me there to Soweto Chris Nani Bara hospital.

Immediately they wheeled me into the emergency ward, I fainted. I lost a lot of blood, my kneecap was shattered to pieces. I was shot around 11:17am but arrived at the emergency ward by 12pm. Why the late? It's another miracle I will tell another day.

I woke up 2days later, my kneecap was changed by the best recommended doctor in the whole of Southern Africa! Guess what? He is a Nigerian! Dr. Okafor. Before I fainted at the emergency, I heard him saying "Nnaa, I was told you are from Nigeria and an Igbo guy. Ngwa, relax ukwu gi ga adi mma ozo"

After the surgery, he fixed my leg again. Though I still have stainless steel in my leg, walk normally with only the scare to show for it, I would have been dead if not for Almighty Lord's intervention. I would have uploaded the pic of my knee after surgery but it is a very gross kind.

All I have to say is THANK YOU LORD that I am still well, fit and alive.

This is not Pelican! This is Hornbill. Apia in Igbo language

Yenefer:
Yeah. yesterday I just posted 'Wow that's good" about CBN directing bankers not to layoff staffs and this people insulted me for no reason

It's okay, you don't have to listen to what most people say. Just be yourself and don't let that bother

Yenefer:
So what? People die all the time. Your hatred for the North will going to consume you. Shegu en kwaya en iska

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Calm down my dear. Take a deep breathe. Remember you said you gonna take things easy right?

I warned them but they wouldn't listen. Now things are about to get very very ugly and there's no way out for now based on the condition of our health institutions and government approach towards this deadly virus

Promise47:
South Africa I Love the country even if there men don't Like use I still Love them far more organised than Nigeria

Same here bro. They are far more organized and always looking out for their own. The R500 billion released by the government to take care of their people... Sassa, UIF, tax relief, food, free health care and many more. While our government can't even offer water to our citizens. Naija I hail thee

Well, I love Naija but our government baaabu!!!

Are you confused about the way he's treating you now? Which means you forgot that...

kowema:
. Maybe she is in a failed marriage and just hiding out to breathe.

Eish... My dear, I don't know hey. Up till now I don't have any true explanation why she did that