₦airaland Forum

yomi007k:
Be a good son and ask your dad for the trouser. Then get the aboki guys to fix it.

A very good idea, but it might backfire and boy will be disowned by the randy man

Macphenson:
Buhari why are you on the defensive in this fight against Bokor Haram, your mates are on the offensive.

Take a look at what Chad president did, he took the war to Boko Haram and today they are reading the book of Lamentations.

Also I told somebody, if Buhari was serious and sincere about the fight against insurgents, he would have also ordered immediate attack on Boko Haram from Nigerian side, because obviously as Chad was attacking them, they were retreating to Nigeria.

If Nigeria had lunched an attack on Boko Haram simultaneously, they will be caught in between hot cross fires and will be almost crushed.

But the dullard in ASO ROCK is always a failure all round.

The person you are talking to got another thing on his mind. He is more concerned on... Kai... This is a beautiful Namah!!!

Kai... See beautiful Namah. What a waste. The grass must be arrested for killing the Namah!!!

Mhmmm... My brother...

DonHummer:
I would like to know what killed shola

Isn't it obvious that she dated yahoo plus guys. She loves money more than this dude that went to hell and back just to love her and the kids.

Even in the pit of hell, he refused to use her for the ritual. But just like the grasshopper the horn bird killed (Ukpana okpoko gburu) she later end up with yahoo plus guys and they used her to garnish their ritual stew.

I'm just happy for the guy cos he's one hell of a fighter!!!

For those asking why Funke and JJC were punished and others discharged. By the way, who caused the whole thing? If they were responsible and not flout the law, will they be charged and punished for anything? The law is no respecter of nobody please.

This afternoon, here in South Africa, a minister has been placed on leave for having lunch in a friend's house while we are on lockdown...

https://m.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/lockdown-lunch-i-hope-you-will-find-it-in-your-hearts-to-forgive-me-ndabeni-abrahams-apologises-20200408

Covik one nine, boko boys and now Oga Derby wan disgrace me fah? Kai... This Namah fine ooo

Okonkwonwoye, bros you don enter! You will not make it out alive. Chinese government will make sure you never test negative.

By the way, you messed up big time!!! Oburo onye kwue panti ya efue!

Trust me, if Bubu leads the charge like Debby, he won't come back alive. All our soldiers including boko boys will be aiming at him with RPG and HMG.

Bubu has a lot on his mind, boko haram is less of his problem for now

As of this morning here in South Africa, we have 1582 cases and 9 deaths. This shit is real guys. Please stay home let's see if we can contain this Covik one nine birus. Let's show the rest of the world that we can do this without them using us as Guinea pigs

I'm just wondering how da hell on earth did Oga Solo managed 700 wives and 300 concubines!!! Ifea gbakwalu mu ghari ooo �

Here in South Africa, the Americans, Germans, Koreans, Russians and Israeli are leaving the country to be with their family and loved ones. Their governments made solid plans and has been evacuating them in large numbers.

So, there is no cause for alarm. It's a normal procedure for a well functioning country (unlike ours Nigeria!!!) to evacuate their citizens in times like this. Our leaders that cannot even take proper care of those at home not to talk of those abroad �‍♂️Those ones na leaders?

I'm proudly Nigerian though

BREAKING: ‘Abba Kyari Dead Of Coronavirus’ — Source

https://dailytimetv.com/breaking-abba-kyari-dead-of-coronavirus-source/

We all know it's him

Yes, according to the rules of lockdown/stay at home, they were supposed to disperse them and explain to them politely. They are in the village and most of them are not aware of the rules. My anger now is this... After beating those women who are old enough to be their mother, chasing everybody away from the compound, I heard them (I can hear and understand their language) planning to take the goats in the compound. Is that not stealing by tricks?

What has the goats in the pen got to do with lockdown? This is not right! They can go on stealing people's properties in the name of enforcing the law

ngoxievergreen:
What's this Ebonyi 3rd class igbo talking about? Why would I visit Ebonyi when 97% of Ebonyi people are either in Lagos, Onitsha, Port Harcourt, Enigu hawking gala and soft drinks? Please shift one side.

Is that your face on your profile? Eeeeew... It's true, they said everyone has a face only their mother will love, but... Gaaadamn!!! Girl, you are uglier than the devil's ass****

For now, I am 1000% better than you. Go and argue with the gods for creating you this dumb

I am Proudly Ebonyian

ngoxievergreen:
Others are talking, ebonyi is also talking. How many people goes to ebonyi state? There's no need to lock down the state because there maybe no more than 20000 people resident in ebonyi state, because most of them are either in Lagos, Onitsha or Port Harcourt where they are hawking and hustling.

Hahahahaha... My sister, you need to see the way am laughing at you right now? You should have seen my face! Ignorance is one of the reasons most of us fail in so many aspects of life. So you don't see people from Ebonyi state as human beings right?

We either hawking or hustling? Wow... I feel for you Dutchess of Edinburgh When all this "Covik one nine" bullshit is over, try and visit Ebonyi state and see if you will like to come back to your beloved state again.

And if you are not married, I see you staying put and getting married down there, refusing to go back to your state or wherever you came from.

Is that your face on your profile? Eeeeew... It's true, they said everyone has a face only their mother will love, but... Gaaadamn!!! Girl, you are uglier than the devil's ass****

Proudly Ebonyian

Jamesrock:
The lock down is incomplete if he’s yet to close the border between ohaukwu LGA and Ado local government of Benue... Somewhere around Inikiri down towards igbe river

You are right my brother. Splendid observation. From my secondary school days at Effium High School, I know that border very well. People always travel between the 2 states on their market days both Inikiri Ichari and Inikiri Bernard. I once visited Ekpitom for a week with my native classmate and saw life around there. There are a lot of cohabitation out there that will be very difficult to manage

You people don't even understand the Israeli and most foreign moves to evacuate their citizens. The evacuation is the best they can do to care and protect the lives of their citizens. Bringing them home to a country where all of them will be well taken care of financially, physically, medically and otherwise. They will be paid on monthly basis and their rent, water and electricity fully taken care of till all this is over. Their government takes good care of their citizens just like most civilized countries.

Unlike our country, our government don't even have anything to offer. They can't even care of those at home let alone evacuating it's citizens abroad in cases like this. They have the means though, but instead they will prefer banking the funds in their individual accounts and looting the country dry.

Even sef... All the donations from our billionaires to fight "Covik one nine" they are already planning dubious means to loot the damn fund!!! The fund won't be accounted for. Which way Nigeria

Nigeria jaga jaga... Idris, wia you dey? Abeg comand take over from wia I stopped. Remove dat fear for ya face abeg... No worry, Baba Iyabo no fit poshoe us dis time. Even sef him go follow up and give the song a very deep base

Olunmercy56:
Continue trying your best, be friends with her, let her know the "trustworthy" man that you are

Thumbs up girl, this is the best advice I can relate with so far. Boy... If you are ready and truly wants this girl, if you are very sure about her, this is way to go!!!

My guy, listen to this girl... Never give up on your dreams!!! Don't make the mistake I made that kept me single till this day.

They haven't seen anything yet. It's now they will see what they have been doing to the poor masses all these while. They loot and steal our country blind, buying properties all over the world and hoping to fly abroad when things gets bad in Nigeria.

News flash for y'all looters, Covik one nine checked y'all accounts and loots... And it's picking y'all up one by motherfucking one. Ain't that something? Nowhere to run to and y'all better start fixing our country with your loots or else... Karma is a cold ass bitch!!!

Khan2013:
In 2029? Are they from the future?

For real, they are!!! We are still trying to deal with the present and they are already in the future... 2029

Sad as this might sound but this is the Truth, the whole Truth and nothing but the Truth!!!

Where my own dey pepper me be say at the end when it's already too late... after making all their mistakes, they always come back and confess to me that they are sorry for not listening to me back then.

The story of my life

I am in South Africa and this is how...

Ramaphosa announces 21-day lockdown, outlines range of dramatic interventions

President Cyril Ramaphosa has announced a three-week total shutdown, beginning midnight on Thursday, to contain the spread of the coronavirus.

The president detailed a lengthy plan to “save the lives of South Africans” from the spread of the deadly virus, with government projections suggesting the number of positive cases will go into the tens of thousands in just a few weeks if left unchecked.

Ramaphosa was addressing the nation on Monday night.

The president said all South Africans will have to stay at home from Thursday midnight, apart from emergency services, health workers, traffic officers, security services, banking services, soldiers, laboratory services, and businesses involved in supplying and producing food and basic services, like food and medication.

The government will be deploying the army to ensure the enforcement government’s new plan, as enacted in terms of the Disaster Management Act.

A full list of essential services and places to remain open will be made public soon, Ramaphosa said. “Individuals are not allowed to leave their homes except to buy food or seek medical care or get their social grant,” Ramaphosa said.

He said temporary shelters are being identified to house homeless people, people in need of quarantine and those who are unable to self-isolate in their own homes.

Ramaphosa noted the severe pinch business, especially smaller enterprises, would feel because of these regulations, but said a solidarity fund was set up, which invited members of the public to put money into to assist vulnerable people.

If it comes to it, the government will use funds in the unemployment compensation fund to assist smaller businesses.

The government has invested capital of R150 million into the fund, and has already received R1 billion each in donations from the Rupert and Oppenheimer families.

Banks and the Johannesburg Stock Exchange will continue to be operational. Ramaphosa called on all employers to encourage their employees to work at home. He said all major banks will put measures in place to mitigate any problems.

He said there will be assistance to the tourism sector, which is suffering due to a recently-introduced travel ban.

The president called for calm from the public, and said there was no need for panic buying since all essential and basic services will be operational.

“We can ensure a continuous supply of goods, so there is no need to stockpile.”

The government will rollout a supply of water to rural and poorly-resourced areas, Ramaphosa said.

The president, meanwhile, said South Africans returning from high-risk areas will be quarantined for 14 days. Non-South Africans from high-risk areas will be turned away.

Those who arrived from high-risk countries after 9 March will be confined to their hotel for 14 days in quarantine.

Ramaphosa condemned businesses which have marked up the prices of essential goods.

He added that people must not act in their own “selfish interests”.

“We will therefore act very strongly against any attempts at corruption and profiteering from this crisis,” saying that special units of the NPA have been instructed to act immediately against offenders.

Ramaphosa reiterated the need for good hygiene practices.

“We will prioritise the lives and livelihoods of our people above all else, and will use all of the measures that are within or power to protect them from the economic consequences of this pandemic.”

*Anyone who wants to contribute to the solidarity fund can visit www.solidarityfund.co.za

JaceBlaze:
Not to piss on your parade but here's more Nigerians in dilapidated areas than in the suburbs.When people say when Nigerians turn clean places in pigsty you best believe that's not a prejudice or generalisation.It's an observation,and observations lead to stereotypes.

If that's how you see it, then I guess you have not met real Nigerians in South Africa. And I mean doctors, engineers, architects, nurses, genuine business men/women and students. You are still meeting and dealing with street guys. Sorry about that

XhosaNostra:
Even suburbs have "levels". You can't stay in a place like Waterkloof & think you're going to make noise or have a bunch of people over. Some white tannie or oom will call the cops on you. Most times you have to notify your neighbours 1st. Generally, that's the suburban lifestyle, very chill & very quiet. South African Indians & Coloureds are as rowdy as their black counterparts. Some whites too, depending on which area they're from. A white person from Benoni, Elandspoort, Danville etc, tend to be what you'd call, "White trash". Very ghetto. Not all are a certain way. The same with blacks. Even Soweto has posh areas, where people stay indoors & don't interact with the outside world much. All in all, people are different, which is why we also take up in arms when we're accused of being xenophobic here.

Enjoy yourself with your friends. Happy & safe Saturday.

The side of townships that many people don't see very often.

I stay in Bassonia Hills just after The Glen mall. I know what you are saying but they are tired of calling the cops cos it's of no use. Now the listen and learn cos I've lived there for so long and nobody can bully or intimidate me. It's a question of how you interact with people.

Thanks. And you too, have a lovely weekend. Stay protected and sanitize always. Avoid crowded areas, preferably stay indoors.

XhosaNostra:
Some of us grew up in the suburbs The problem with the suburbs, unlike the other areas, people don't socialize much with each other. They keep to themselves. If you've lived in the suburbs, surely you'd know that for a fact. Even people who live in the suburbs go to areas like the townships etc, to catch a bit of fun & to have more realistic interactions. Everybody in the suburbs is "civil", until you take them out of the suburbs

For you guys yes. But for me and my friends, we live in suburbs, catch fun as much as we want with our neighbors (20% African, the rest Indian, Colored, White, Asian) cos we are open minded and free spirit.

Yes, we do tag along with some to the location/township just to see how they live out there. Where I live, they all know me and my brothers cos we are free and always mingle with all. They are the happy souls I know in SA. Even as we speak, we are planning on taking goodies to our friends in Soweto (Protea Glen ext 9, Chiawole, Palm ridge and Eldos) they went home for the stay home thing.

We are all Africans and shouldn't be fighting each other always.

XhosaNostra:
True! True! True!

When you guys make this kind of statement, I just laugh it off. Not all Nigerians stays in areas like Hillbrow, Yeoville and the rest of them. Likewise not all Nigerians are engaged in illegal activities like y'all claims.

My advice... Come out from those slum areas you see Nigerians you don't like (which is like 5% out of 100) and mingle with well educated, intelligent, well behaved and legit Nigerians in suburbs.

Princessabby99:
I knew they will abuse it

Hahaha... Before nkoh? We are like that but we need to stop!!!

XhosaNostra


"This is South Africa, not your Naija. Haven't local hotels offered their premises to be used for quarantine purposes when needed? We got the "more beds" issue sorted out, now it's time to face the elephant in the room, which is the porous border between Zimbabwe & South Africa, to prevent this from spreading any more than it already has. Killing two birds with one stone. Whatever happens, you better believe that South Africans will tackle it together as a country, with no cost spared."

XhosaNostra... The News this morning...
SA’s healthcare system has only around 3 000 critical care hospital beds available … and it is not enough
06:00 20/03/2020 Sarah Evans
South Africa appears to be woefully underprepared for a serious escalation in Covid-19 cases, with roughly 3 000 out of about 7 000 critical care beds available between the public and private healthcare sectors, according to best estimates.

On Thursday, News24 reported approximate projections used by the government indicated 80% of Covid-19 infections would be mild, while 15 to 20% might require hospital admissions. About 5% would require critical care.

According to those projections, a slow response to the Covid-19 outbreak could result in anywhere between 87 900 and 351 000 deaths that could cause the health system to be completely overwhelmed.

It also estimates that at an infection rate of 10%, more than 100 000 people will require a form of hospitalisation at some stage and at a 20% rate, more than 500 000 would need hospitalisation.

(In Sazu's voice) This is the morning News your Highness

When Naija recorded our first case of covid19, South Africans were laughing at us and making jokes of how it will deal with us and our 200 million plus population.

Now they have 150 confirmed cases as of last night and 20 out of the 150 were locally transmitted. The Health Minister said last night that the number will pass 200 this morning. Now they gonna use almost R38million to build the fence instead of acquiring more beds and quarantine equipments.

The fence they are building, unknowingly they are helping Zimbabweans who have not recorded any case of covid19. We that live in Gauteng province (Johannesburg) are the hardest hit compared to other province. Worst case, the locals (South African blacks) are not taking this serious and it's going to backfire pretty soon.

Let me kuku go and search for Chloroquine sef, I don use to Chloro from my childhood in NAIJA. I know say e go scratch me die but prevention is better than cure. Before you know it now dem go begin say na we Nigerians carry am come South Africa.

My people, make una keep safe jare.

Unstoppable... We Never Walk Alone!!!