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Nice one. Na so God go take dey bring their nyash outside. Speaker abi na wetin them call you sef, abeg get ready to go fishing in your multimillion naira lake Geneserat. I don remove jare

Well meaning Nigerians, please something must be done about this. This OC SARS James Nwafor must be prosecuted, jailed or payed back same measure added, shaken and over filled!!!


https://www.nairaland.com/6182404/armageddon-called-awkuzu-sars-under

Na waooo... Where are all the women on Nairaland? They travel? Why una quiet like this? Abeg, make una come out and say something?

Alcohol na bastard, no be she dey rant like this before?

Haba! Wash and rinse, as long as you put hand inside water and do wetin you do, bros you don do wash wash abegi

lacruz12:
This is what happens when you give your all and expect your partner to do same. You were the drive behind the relationship and she was just a passenger hoping to alight when due, you gladly pick her up whenever she loses interest regardless of her sins.

You gotta move on bro, she doesn't deserve your love one bit. You know quite well you are never gonna be 'perfect' even if she comes back to you, so kill the feelings and see the light in your new girl.

Stop stalking her, start steering your life in the right direction. There's more to life than meets the eye, you are wasting precious time. Invest your energy and time into improving yourself. What's wrong with you is just inferiority complex.... Thinking you ain't gonna find another like her. My guy na lie

Build your self esteem and confidence, think about the lies and cheating and tell yourself you don't deserve a filth like her. No better revenge than being successful, give her reasons to see she lost a gem

Awesome!!! Bros wey still dey catch feelings like me, you don hear better advice? This is the only way. I know it might not be that easy but you have to pull this through by fire by force. Maka Odi mma gi inugo?

Carchoice:
Nothing can be done bro.


She took your senses with her. You can’t forget about her. I’m sorry.

Whaat!!! Are you kidney me?

Wait a minute! That part it says 7 years each for the 14 counts and to be served "CONCURRENTLY" which means she will serve the whole counts same time.

It's either 7 years or 3 and 6 months if counted night and day. I stand to be corrected

Wow... I didn't know Sars officers are this strong, powerful and merciless. If they are so tough and causing all this mayhem, why not transfer all of them to Northeast to help us deal with those boko haram terrorists?

Juliusmalema:
The title should be the best Ogene musicians in Enugu state.

Period

My guy, whether you like it or not, Enugu guys are the best when it come to Ogene in Igbo land. I'm not from Enugu state but all Igbo land brought up knows that you can never drag Ogene with Enugu guys!

They are first and other follows. Finish en Klaar!

TheGiftedOne:
Forget Ikot-Ekene, Akwa Ibom as a whole is lovely.
From the beautiful landscape to their oil deposits.
From their variety of delicacies to their hospitality and tourism industry.
This state is bae.

The capital city boasts of the best stadium in the country, world class mall, main library e t.c.


My dream City to live in in this declining country. I love AKIBM .

And you forgot to mention us why?

Okay, since the MI 35, six of them were delivered, I noticed that Sambisa forest is still intact. The boko hideout is still intact, terrorist, bandits and their colleagues are still coming out in convoy wrecking havoc and driving majestically back to their well known den.

I guess we bought them for decoration! *Smh*

Merimental:
I fine dat our new Jersey for market today but couldn't get it. only old stocks full market.

Yeah, I understand you bros. I bought mine here in South Africa. We have them in Cross Trainers and all sports shops in the mall

Chelsea fans, how market?

colorsofrainbow:
This guy's feet tho

Hahaha... (in Chief Zebrudaya's voice) Are you sawing what ayam seeing?

Both legs and feet looks like dry meat they sell in meat market

We've got everything we need right here and will never lose a damn match this season.

This season will surprise all damn haters again. Reds 4life!!!

Same thing happened to me here in South Africa. They even took the gold necklace and watch I was wearing. I can feel every move they were making around me but couldn't wake up or raise a finger.

2 things are involved in this kind of situation bro.

1. It's either they used juju, this one am not sure about it

2. This one, I am 100 percent sure... They burned CD plate, yes the one you insert in a CD/DVD player.

Inhaling the smoke that comes from a burning disc will knock you out for hours, make you so weak that you can't even lift a finger

Be very very careful ooo

You see your life? This is exactly the kind of relationship I've been searching for and here you are trying to throw away yours all because a man of (god) told you to do so.

Well... You don't know what you've got till it's gone.

Okay, let's do this... Send her my number and I will take her away from you so you won't hurt her ever again. I will marry her and make her my Queen. I swear, you gonna be full of regrets seeing her whenever she's back in Nigeria

It's obvious your feelings doesn't count here. Stay away from him to avoid story that touches the heart. There's no reason whatsoever for a man to be keeping contact with an ex especially a married one for that matter.

And trust me, he will come home with broken head one day since he's been warned to stay away from somebody's wife! He's got zero respect for you by doing all that in your presence.

You know what? Give him a taste of his own medicine... Try calling one of your brothers in his presence and pretend he's an ex let's see his reaction to that

Enough said

I can't remember how many times I've been summoned, captured, cornered, dragged or invited to the principal's office...

The one I will never forget is the day some of our teachers who are single then captured and dragged me to the principal accusing me of dating and.... our young and very very beautiful chemistry teacher (Lovely Miss Chinenye) if you see beauty chai

But I swear, I no do anything ooo... In fact, make I no swear cos we no dey swear where I come from. Make I just keep quiet like I did that day and ended up with several strokes of cane from the jealous and cutting a whole football field full of grass.

It's worth it though. Hmm... I no admit anything ooo

Very true

Well said sir

Enugu state government come and see ooo

Baba1234:
Please get to the root and stem of the matter....and the leaf too

Peace

You forgot the branch. They should get to all asap

Chai... Na them

Egungun, please be careful ooo. Na the same thing kee Samson. Unless you wan die the second time

They think I am a player/womanizer all because am very friendly and jovial kind of person. I am always quiet and cool in every situation minding my own business.

Even the ladies too, they see me in the same light and that makes it very difficult for me to have a girlfriend/woman in my life.

I just laugh at them cos I know am not all that

I don't understand what you are talking about. When am truly in love with a woman and she loves me too, having sex feels like our of this planet. And after the first one, na so so to do again and again go dey hungry me.

Unless you are just there to have sex which I personally can't. If am not in love, having sex randomly will never ever come to my mind and that's why I take my time finding someone that will never make me feel the way you are talking about.

Alcohol never did anything to me I swear. But I once slapped da hell out of a Captain in plain clothe.

I will finish this story when I find the picture of my face and body 10 days after the incident... No, I mean attempted suicide