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This guy sef

He said it's true

Na waooo

Kriss216:
No amount of propaganda can take away my love for slim girls.




If you’re a slim girl, God will bless you immensely.

Same here bro. My love for slenders no be here. Not that the thick and whatever they call themselves are not beautiful in their own way, but they don't move any vein in me at all. Once I hear slim, slender or model type... Boy, even the hairs on my arms reacts automatically

Handywork:
Chinedu ikedieze and Osita iheme Akin&pawpaw:
The two sturbborn vagabond children
Nkem owoh/ Osofia :
Talkative, no agenda and always unfortunate
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the last man I had forgotten his name but he's always good in the role of a native doctor

The last man is Elder Maya. Late Mr Njubigbo

(Chief Imo's voice) Katapilla ga aja mu unu ga esi Sahara dezaati abia! Anu mpama!!!

(The Katapilla wey go jam una go come from Sahara Desert)

Can you imagine

Esyy:
SUNDAY


Late into the night, we took our dinner and retired to bed, lights went out!

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Mhmmm... Please quote or mention me on your updates. I'm so much interested in your camp experience. I'm going somewhere *waiting patiently to hear from you*

I can tolerate anything but not when men abuse their wife, girlfriend or female partner like this. My sister being abused like this with her son watching and I walked in? Hell No!!!

That man will regret ever lifting his finger on my sister. I will tell him a story he wouldn't like to hear ever again in his damn life. I don't care who he is, he surely will feel the crazy side of me. I will tell him that story and trust me, after hearing it, he won't lay a finger on his wife again

juman:
Ezza/Eziulo crisis.

Why brothers killing brothers forever?
What a anarchical country.

I don't know bro. Ezillo is my hometown and I was home when the crisis started. I lost relatives in that war before we decided to sent them packing. But now if feel so bad for this family. May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace... Amen

The Limit of Valor
The gods are not to blame
This is our chance
Wedlock of the gods
Things fall Apart
Eze goes to School
Chike and the River
Jewel of the Nile
No longer at Ease
African night Entertainment
Macbeth
Oliver Twist
Marchant of Venice
Treasure Island
Robinson Crusoe
Drummer Boy
Adventure of Souza

Isi akwu dara n'ala
Ala Bingo
Chinagorom
Chidi afo nri
Ukwa ruo oge ya

The troublesome characters in the last 2 novels points to me. Those are my nicknames lol

One week one Trouble
Mezie the Ogbanje Boy

I definitely will... But that should be when I find my soulmate, the woman of my dream, an honest, faithful and loving partner.

Now wait a minute! Where can you find such a woman? They are extinct! Those model are no longer made!

Reds 4life! We still gonna do this again whether they like it or not! YNWA

71... And the one in Aso rock is still celebrating 78 for ikoro sake!!! Covid... Let me not say anything to you for now, I will keep kwayet and just watch

Dame Patience: She rather kill herself than commit suicide!

Just be careful. That's all I can say for now. It happened long ago and she's telling you now. Hmmm... Don't forget this

I was playing with a fire lighter during hamattan. I light dry grass in the farm and stump the light out. It was fun until I noticed that the fire I stumped out earlier lit up again with the help of dry hamattan breeze. And that was how somebody's farm got burnt with the yams he harvested the day before and waiting to find people to carry them home for him.

My father being a military officer nearly divided me into 2 equal parts! He broke my left arm, gave me a hell of a beaten with huge stripes of sore wounds from his military belt. I spent a month in my maternal village getting my arm fixed.

Yeaah... I remember this clearly cos it happened same day Sam Okwaraji died while playing the Nigeria vs Angola match. My old man was staunch military but I love him till death

Nooo... That didn't come out right. You should have asked them to wear sack clothes instead of trouser! Just like in 400BC, better yet they can sow fig tree leaves and wear!

I wish I can just slap the living daylight out of some people through my screen

I cried after we broke up. Didn't know where that came from or why I cried. That behavior still dey shock me till date aswear!!!

I pick up interest once a lady is slim/slender and fit, then we take it from there. My love for slim beauty will not kee me jare

Maina's son also jumped bail? Generation of bail jumpers. It runs in their blood

SpecialAdviser:
You think Allah will forget what you have done? he said. lol

I just want to ask this forum one question and we should be honest in answering it.

If you are in a bus, what will be your reaction in these two cases scenario?

1. " A Muslim suddenly scream Allahu Akubar !!!!"

2. " A Christian suddenly screamed Praise thy Lord !!!!"

3. "In your reactions, which of the two is bringing insults to God's name based on your reactions.

No insults please, just answer the question
People that are ready for a kill for a perceived insult to God have been insulting God's name from generations to generations.

No. 1... I will jump out of the bus and run for my dear life!

No. 2... I will shout a thunderous Halleluya and say a little prayer, then wait for the preaching to begin.

No. 3... Number one and that's the honest truth

Ikuku 1&2 (Nkem Owoh)

Osuofiason (Nkem Owoh)

Taboo (Marcus nwaezeigwe Nkem Owoh)

Living in bondage (Kenneth Okonkwo)

Nneka the pretty serpent

Igbudu 1&2 (Nkem Owoh & Sam Loco)

Things fall apart (Pete Edochie)

Deadly passion (Dolly Unachukwu, Emeka Ike and Sandra Achums)

Battle of Musa ga (Obi Madubogwu & Eucharia Anunobi)

Derico (Nkem Owoh, Sam Loco, Ofiafuluagu Mbaka)

Rattlesnake 1&2 (Nkem Owoh, Francis Duru, Julius Agwu)

Sawam (Nkem Owoh, Francis Agu, Kingsley Orji)

Slaves (Kanayo O Kanayo, Omotala Jalade Ekehinde, Gentle Jack, Emeka Osai and myself) Yes, I am in this one

Oracle (Pete Edochie, Saint Obi & Ogbakiri himself)

Project A 1,2,3.... Shaolin temple... Snake in monkey shadow.... Above the law... Inglorious Bastards... Idi Amin... Ta chi... War without end... Nam Angels... Dirty dozen... The good, the bad, the ugly... The gods must be crazy 1,2,3.

Toofan... Shankar... Snake girl... Ahman, Ahkba, Tony... Tehrimeribaniya... Mard... Jawanni... Sunita... Goa... JAAMUNA.

First blood Rambo 1,2,3... Enter the dragon... 007 series... Cobra... Predator... Delta force... Let me stop here for now

Venerealisles:
So this year my family decided we were gonna come back to naija early for the Xmas celebrations, we also wanted to do Thanksgiving in Nigeria hence the early arrival.

Well, we were back home in Lag, so I decided to go hang out with some of my long time friends, and what I saw shocked me ooh. They were really big now, felt like they were way older than me. To make matters worst, I senior them pretty damn well, but my tiny physique just makes them think otherwise.

The last straw that broke the camel back was when I went over to my cousin's place, only for my Aunt to start saying stuffs like "I look like a toothpick" she even went as far as saying I should start eating enough beans!! Chaii I have suffered .

I will be 25 by December, but yet most people I come across still think I am a teenager, Little did they know that the so called teenager is the owner of a business in Lagos and also a degree holder.

Inspite of my achievements, I feel what they are saying is beginning to get to me, i can't change the way I look, if I could, I'd probably add more height to my physique .

Stop stressing my dear. There's nothing wrong with the way God created you. To me you look stunning, super beautiful and perfect. Let me be very very honest with you, don't you know that most men love beautiful and lovely women like you? Me for one, I love the way God created you and you are exactly my kind of woman. You are perfect jare, so stop stressing. You are physically my dream woman and that's the bottom line

Righteousness89:
What is of utmost Importance is your Relationship with JESUS!!

Don't trade that for anything..

Don't allow yourself to be coerced or Forced into anything in the Name of Post, title and all that..
If you wanna offer something! Do it willingly!
If you don't wanna give! Nobody can Number your days..

Okay sir, we hear you. Now what advice do you have for this pastor threatening people?

Akamariner:
A poor man will always remain a poor man, inasmuch his mentality remains.

Giving an intellectually poor personality money, in the hope of bringing him out of poverty is fruitless.

Wealth isn't an object.

What I mean by giving back to the poor is.. By taxing the super rich to provide basic amenities that will help the poor to improve their lives. Like using the taxpayers money for free health care services for them, free education for the poor masses, good roads to the villages to help the poor especially the farmers.

Increasing the minimum wage to N100, 000. With that on board, even the intellectually poor like you tagged them will be forced to work and earn enough money for a better living.

I reside here in South Africa, government hospitals are free, no matter the kind of sickness or surgery you need, it's free of charge. There are RDP houses built for the poor, accident insurance funds for anyone involved in an accident, unemployment fund for those who lost their jobs/not working. Grants for the elderly, child grants for kids whose parents are not working.

All of the above comes from the said tax we are talking about. Now let me ask you, if we have all that, won't the poor enjoy the country just like the rich?

Well said. It's high time the super rich gives back to the poor

Umu ogbenye ata gbugo onwe ha na ahuhu bikonu

Now I am 100 percent sure that Nigerian police are not well trained in terms of shooting and targets. How can a well trained policeman kill someone just like that? If you want to announce your grand entrance, why not aim into the air?

In a sane country this useless bodyguard is going to jail for murder!!!

Athletic, elegant, energetic, beautiful and African

Mhm Mhm mhmmm... My kind of woman! Who is this please? Somebody tell me before I...

The monster they made

Rip

Before nko? What would you have said if not what the government put in your mouth to spill? Come on gerrarahere meeen!

Yenefer:
Happy married life Bashir and halima. Wish you long life and prosperity. Some people thought why will you marry from the enemy camp but her name is Halima Nwakego Kazaure, they don't know that When u become a Northerner all hatred and greed will varnish from your heart.

Well said Yene. Now it's my turn to marry and I would love to marry a beautiful and lovely woman from your tribe into my lovely and peaceful family.

Tadaaa! And I choose you Yenefer Oluchukwu Franklin But on one condition though, that you not gonna choke da living daylight out of me when we have issues at home. Most important... I hope you don trowey that AK 47 wey you dey carry join body? I saw it the last time I checked

Zeroenochone:

Boss, be calming down

Ayam calm my brother ooo. Just that this mistake of a burst condom no wan reason from his brain. Instead he chose to reason from his... you know nah