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In the good old days, he would have been sold and the money realized will be used to replace the things he stole. Na Baskard im be!!!

Cashio:
Bastard

No mind am bros, na this name wey you call am fit am... Baskard!!!

Abeg, wetin be Valentine's day? Wetin dey happen on that day?

No problem bro, apology accepted. No body holy pass. We have done this at one point in this crazy life and made stupid mistakes of filming them. I just pray mine won't show up online one day.

For those claiming that they holy pass, okay show me one, just one person here who never nack like that before and I will show you the greatest liar on earth.

No body holy pass!!!

Just imagine!!!

"We are behind you (Ugwuanyi), whatever you tell us to do is what we will do. You are the leader of the party in the state. Tell us what to do and we will do it"

I wonder when you sycophants will start doing what is right for the people and not what you are told to do!!!

Am I the first to comment?

Odewaleadesoye:
Hey guys!
It's throwback Thursday!
Do you know the names of these actors?
Please tell us.

Hank Anuku
Saint Obi
Emma Ehummadu
Jerry Amilo
And... Another guy �

Yes, he is not like Abacha. He is worse!

We said Abacha was a bad president, but one thing I loved about him is that he never tolerated things like all this killings going on everywhere in the country. The Abacha I know would have sent the real Army to bomb and destroy all the terrorists hiding in the forest, hole and... even under the ground!!!

Yes, they have apologized profusely with double slap and that kind of knock on the head whereby they knock, hold and draw line from one side of the ear to the other

Those that still have their mum, please call her everyday Abeg! Tell her how much you love and miss her, show her love and make sure she lacks nothing. Trust me, her prayers and good wishes will bless you in so many ways.

Please don't take her existence (that she's still alive and healthy) for granted cos we that don't have knows the pain and emptiness we feel everyday and night thinking about not having her in our lives no more. Look after your mum my good people Abeg

There are lots of movies where Nigeria happens to be the topic or beginning and the center of the movie...
SAHARA
BOURNE IDENTITY... ETC

OP, relax! This is my hometown we are talking about. First... The name of my hometown is Ezillo in Ishielu local government not Ohaukwu. Second, it's a little misunderstanding between my hometown and our neighbor Iyonu that tried to start trouble where there is no need for that.

We the good people of Ezillo community are known to defend our territory from trouble makers and we never back down from any force both foreign and domestic.

The military presence on the express way is because of those who think they are in the army and can use their position to intimate others not knowing that they will get themselves into bigger problems.

Thank God the situation is under control and they have come to us and apologized and the person that called in the military is currently receiving him punishment all thanks to the Governor of Ebonyi state Eng. Dave Umahi.

We are peace loving people thank you

pelicanbeau:
while some women folks crave for big, long and thick penis in their live, see what's happening to this one, one man food is another man's poison.

Hahaha... I know you like it big, thick and long. My kind of woman

The reason why I will never marry a cop on patrol, especially female cops on night duty with a male colleague.

I once came out around 5am on a cold winter morning, it's still dark because of change of weather and we were having longer night in South Africa. I was about traveling from Johannesburg to Limpopo province that morning, I unlocked my car and was about to open the gate so I will drive out... I started hearing sexual moaning coming from the alley facing my gate.

Out of curiosity, I went out to check what was going on, I saw 2 metro police officers male and female parked in the alley in marked police car f**king each other like crazy. I stood there watching them cos I couldn't drive out without hooting or knocking on the car window, doing that could get one shot!

So I had to wait like 20 minutes for them to finish before driving out cos they were parked in my driveway. When they finished, I drove out and found both of them in the car parked in the next street buying takeaway at Latinos food outlet. I stopped, went into Latinos to see their faces. They were very happy and all smiles.

Oh.. And the female officer had a wedding ring on her finger!!! That's why whenever I see male and female police officers on patrol, especially night duty, I know exactly what's gonna happen in such situation. They will surely f**k each other one day/night and there's no two ways about it

Too many hypocrite here like say them no dey knack or never knack at all. Why are you guys disturbing yourselves for our mata? She's talking to me and una dey Para.

My future wife, I hear you loud and clear my Queen! It will be the best proposal any woman could ever ask for. Once you say yes and the kissing starts, our clothing will be flying right left front and center. In fact, it will happen sooner than later

Zorr:
It's not easy to be a beautiful lady. Sometimes I hide so that I won't be noticed by some hungry men

Hahaha.. Wait wait wait ooo, Zorr you? Abeg who tell you say you are beautiful? Come on gerrarahere!!!

I'm single, searching for a lovely, beautiful, intelligent and honest woman. I don't care about your past, all I need is your honesty no matter what the situation is.

No one is perfect and I am not either. But what matters the most is finding an imperfect person and loving him/her perfectly and unconditionally.

Franklin Chukwuemeka.
Glenanda North,
Johannesburg, South Africa.
+27785552220.

I would her married her if she is slim, slender and not the thick kind.

Chai... The love I have for slim women no dey for this planet :*

Nonexistent:
Liars. When did primary school pupils start to dey write names of noise makers?

BLOCK HEAD!!!

In my primary school days, we were already speaking fluently and engaging in so many activities like debates, quiz and competitions on radio stations back then.

Putting down names of noise makers is a done deal for class monitors and I had my own fair share of ass whooping for appearing on that list.

Which school you attend so wey una no fit write anything sef?

Last year, I gave all the food stock I bought for December to someone who couldn't afford. And I felt so happy about that when I saw him looking well fed 2 weeks afterwards

But why have sex in your room? Oooh.. I forgot, their own bedroom disappeared into thin air when they were discussing their plan to nack all night. Sorry bro, I know say nah the wife's idea be that. She wan punish you for something you did

Vardanes2:
Why does ebonyi need an airport?

Better to link enugu airport by rail or road to ebonyi state.

How would they maintain the airport? How many flights?

Another white elephant project loading.

And no, I'm not saying this out of hate.

Modifed

We need airports in Lagos, port Harcourt, enugu, abuja and kano only. Railways can take up the slack elsewhere.

Modified 2

My comment is not meant to insult any one's state or tribe. It is made because all over Nigeria there are airports that are not making back the money they spent on then. Don't want ebonyi to fall into that trap either.

In Macaroni's voice "Are you normal?"
Don't you know it will bring development and creates jobs for the youth and also bring investors down to the state?

In developed countries, almost every state got their own airport and here you are canvassing for one airport for 10 states!!!

Here in South Africa where I live, every Pronvince (state) have an airport and investors rushing in and out for business. Abeg, change this your mind set please

lilvicky68:
Wow..Justice has prevailed..make sure you use babwire to hang him..

Oooh boy yeee... Your mind no dey for here ooo. Babwire?

My Local government Ishielu LGA of Ebonyi State... He is my younger brother

southniyikaye:
yeah

Wow... He is my best friend when we were in Nigeria, even till now. I just got off the video call with him now

southniyikaye:
I am not understanding.
How did Henry thT left through Libya become successful?

Do you know Henry? The Benue guy that left Lagos to Libya and then Italy?

MPESA:
It happens within Ondo State, Ogbese is about 15 minutes drive to Akure , the State capital.

Thank you so much. I have a problem with this write up. The poster made it seem like the man/womanapping (this can't be kidnapping because the kids were not involved) they made it look like it happened in Ebonyi state! They keep mentioning Ebonyi state while it happened just 15 minutes drive to Akure! This happened like 5 states away from Ebonyi state!

CandyOps:
Mtchew she no even get nyash

Sorry ooo ooo!!! No be every man like nyash. For me, once a woman is phat or get nyash, I'm no longer interested. I love slenders for life

Somebori catch that woman for me

My parents were old school and so am I. I'm not gonna spare the rod and spoil my kids. I'm gonna punish them where necessary and do it with so much love and compassion.

If you guys like, leave your kids unattended to, don't punish them, let them do as they please.

I wonder the kind of person I would have turned into if my parents were not old school on my crazy ass. I thank them each and every day for putting me straight to be a fine man.

And for my unborn kids, y'all better listen up. I will go old school on your sorry ass everyday and twice on the day you misbehave pass

SaveMeLord:
Ok so I'm writing this to ask whether some of you live with your parents but don't eat their food to avoid "see finish". You know how some parents mentality is they feel because they feed you they will disrespecting you and talking to you anyhow and sending you errands meant for 12 year olds.

I feel if I start from not eating their food and be getting my own food the disrespect will reduce until I finally leave them for good. What do you think? anyone has experience? BTW I'm 24

Look at this dogonyaro insulting and calling his parents disrespectful. You are the one that is an ingrate, disrespectful, disobedient and... somebori please help me find other names to call this Namah!

What's wrong in your parents sending you on errands? Do you know what the went through to bring you into this world up till this forming age you are right now? Do you know how low they stooped to make ends meet so that you grow up and become like this yeye dogonyaro you turned into?

Damn it! A condom would have saved us from all this nonsense you just vomited here.

When I was 30, I had my own business, shops, cars but still live with my parents, eat their food, watch them laugh while I compete with my sisters to cook for them, go errands for them and go any kind of... what you termed "errands meant for 12 year old"

Thank God you still have them around. Those of us that don't have, we know the pain of not having parents who would send us on 12 year old errands. Don't worry, y'all will understand me when the time comes, but I pray you will be matured enough to handle the situation by then

Any woman that is against DNA test, that woman got skeleton somewhere in her cupboard. No no no... Let me rephrase, she is a serial cheater and a dangerous woman!

Yeah... Divorce your husband after the test and watch him marry a more beautiful and faithful woman.

If you are honest, why say no to a lie detector test

I learned that...