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Chaaii... They nearly killed me for this koso!
I win my opponent ooo, then I begin nack am the thing on the back of his hand. The koso pepper the boy so tey he begin cry. He ran home and called his family members

I no know why I no run leave them, I explain taya... By the time i wan remove, na him they capture me, and sorry became my name.

The kain beating wey them give me eeh, they beat me like runaway slave!!!

Chimney!!!

[quote author=chatinent post=138020991]What if he wasn't talking to you? What if it was intoxication?


What if he was talking to you? Did the shoe fits so badly you wanted to hit him before you did?


If it didn't matter to you, you wouldn't have raised your hand. A better option was leaving. It works for me...since I'm hot-tempered.

This guy... You be Nama ooo! You no hear say the yeye uncle follow am reach shop where he dey buy something, come slap am first? Like you said, you are hot tempered, if na you the yeye uncle slap, na egg you go fry for am?

Hahahaha... It's a trap ooo!!! ADC!!! Una won make Tinubu put mouth for this matter so that America go come carry am and open book for am? For where! Asiwaju sabi pass una, he no go say pim

Trouble dey sleep and una won make inyanga go wake am 😂😂😂 Na lie

Oooh yes!!! So many times that I've even lost count. God always come through for me in every situation. God never fails

Just imagine! With all that is happening in Nigeria and the bad leadership, people are still joining Apc to ruin this country. Damnit!!!
They will surely regret it when the time comes

I'm so ashamed right now. Nigerian government, una don disgrace us too much. Take a look at our fellow South African police service

The movie "Onye Eze" by Nkem Owoh comes to mind 🤔 Let them check properly and see if two of them were having issues in the past.

Secondly, since hunters mistake each other for an animal in the month of May, let them stop group hunting in the month of May!!!

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!!! A man...

Rexie96:
My woman is.. thatz why i steadily give her infevtion and treat myself right away...

She is sometimes a devil in human form.. put me through hell on earth , almost losing my sanity, lost business oppurtunities and many more.. best purnshment is watvhing her battle infections..

Now you are an idiot in two languages! After infecting her with whatever kind of sickness you wish, you treat yourself and then you still go back and collect the infection? Yeah... you said you do this steadily

What a clown 🤡 Do you even consider your well-being? Your health and life after the whole damn thing? Who is this guy? Hurting yourself just to get back at someone?

I don't know about other men or care of what they think about corn row, but as for me, I love corn rows. It's not about money or the person not being able to afford weaves and all this nonsense ladies put on their head that make some look like cave women!

My woman being simple, neat and clean drives me so crazy and turns me on. Any woman that loves her natural looks will always get my attention.

Some saying that this style is for broke ladies or that their man can't afford buying them all this Afghanistan and Bangladesh hair, you guys need to be calming down cos what I do is... First I transfer to her account enough cash for any kind of hair and style, she knows that my favorite is just being natural and clean. That's all

Na e go land e go land butterfly dey take enter bush

Small pikin wey no sabi medicine dey call am vegetable

OK

Georgejeez:
What if it's Rape

That's a different case. Once proven, I will do everything humanly possible, support and make her forget everything that happened

Stargurl20:
You will not know na. Will u?

Of course, I wouldn't. I dey 100 percent sure for myself

Tonytonex:
I hope this one is not catching fire like the old one?

No, it's not. This one is perfect 😂

Here is the latest model, the 2022 model. We are still driving it here

I don't know about anyone else, but for me, once another man enter that my private chamber, that's it for life. I will never ever enter there again (Future wife take note before you even consider opening your leg)

Which kind animal be this? Please no time wasting for this case, make them dig 6 feet and bury him immediately!!!

DON'T SAY ANYTHING, JUST GO AND DO THIS, THEY WILL UNDERSTAND AND YOU WILL THANK ME LATER

Goat meat
Garden egg
Fresh water fish (catfish)

When we said... Train your kids in a proper way they should grow, to be God fearing and also that parents should not spare the rod and spoil the child, some of you tagged it child abuse. Ngwanu! Osetigo

I believe that a child wey dey chop better beaten from im mama and papa no go fit try this nonsense. Cos where I come from, my papa will divide you into 2 equal parts

Who open psychiatric ward for this bros? And I swear you no take your evening drug!

gloryhomemaker:
Varieties of life, goat meat and that cat fish is among my best protein. Growing up my elder brother doesn't eat cat fish, and we will be lurking around him for his portion

You can alternate with the protein of your choice.

Hahahaha... My siblings always do the same thing. I just don't see myself eating those two things.... Ah... I forgot to add Garden Egg, those big ones. Yiaaak! I hate them with a passion, but I eat the little ones in the garden or farm �

You were doing great until you added goat meat! Naaah... That's a No No for me. Goat meat and that point and kill fish is not for me

The bull was arrested? E don apply for bail? When is the next court appearance? The bull's lawyer nko?

See question!!!

Make una no worry una sef jare. Na family matter!

They are always expressing shock, condemning attacks and repelling bandits/terrorists! What happened to Capture and Kill? That idea no dey una yeye mind? Anyway, Na family matter like I said before

Mynd44:
The first issue with this story is the mention of the US Secret Service

Lie lie lie

It's true bro. I live in the same area with this our guy. Crime doesn't pay at all, especially here in South Africa. He that fetched ant infested firewood should expect the visit of very inquisitive lizards!!! Maybe for Naija him go go free, but for here, jail sure for am

You guys don't even know the reason why Bubu has been traveling all over the world. He is busy opening accounts and stashing our money in different countries just like Abacha did!!! Years to come, you will be hearing how many millions of dollar found in his secret accounts world wide!!! Mark my words

If you keep quiet about this, that means you are doing yourself. Whatever she brings from outside and into your family will hunt you for the rest of your life. So do the right thing by catching her red-handed and treat that mess

Secondly, anyone that tells you to mind your business, that person is crazy and irresponsible