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SilverNorGold:Chaaaai... One condom would have saved all of us from this oxygen thief!!! |
SilverNorGold:Thank your stars that tomorrow is Sunday if not, I would have told you a story you wouldn't like to hear! In fact... Do you know what you are? Okay let's do this, you see all the names people are calling you right now, kindly choose one and attach it to your name before I do that for you ![]() |
The good old days. Even the dog in your house will be angry too
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Wow... These beautiful ladies just brought back old and lovely memories. Back then in Awka Anambra state, I unknowingly dated very very beautiful and identical twin sisters. Fair and beautiful just like yellow paw paw. I didn't know I was dating two sisters (identical twin) but they knew all along. There is no difference and I mean in everything, none whatsoever! They took turns coming over for the weekends. I only found out after 9 months! And that was on my birthday. I planned an all night indoor party with my woman and that was after spending time with my guys, taking them out and buying enough booze to knock them out so I can go home on time to be with my lovely woman or should I say women... No, woman for now So when I got home around 7pm, the first twin arrived. She buzzed and I picked up the intercom and asked: Who is it? She answered: Baby, don't you know my voice again? I happily opened for her and she came in, hugged and kissed me so passionately. Then we relaxed with lots of drinks and alcohol in the refrigerator. I cooked cos I love cooking my meals when at home. So after she ate and sat on my laps watching a movie, another buzz came through on the intercom. I wasn't expecting anybody but I picked up just to know who was about to disturb my night. When I asked: Who is it? What I heard freaked me out to the point that I was visibly shaking. Baby, don't you know my voice again? I turned around, looked at my babe where she's relaxing on the couch. I asked again: Who is it? She replied: Baby, it's me Chy, don't you know my voice again! I quickly hanged up the intercom, went outside to the gate... Lo and behold a carbon copy of the same woman in my sitting room! I left the gate open and ran away thinking I saw a ghost or something. Like 20 minutes later, I tiptoed down to my house, peeped through the sitting room window and saw two of them laughing and drinking in the sitting room with the birthday present they both brought individually. After like 10 more freaking minutes, I entered my sitting room and called again... Chy? They both answered and started laughing again. I demanded an explanation and that was when they told me that I toasted both of them on different occasion, they both fall for me, initially not knowing and believing they found a different guy all together. But as time went on when the started opening up to each other, they found out that they have been dating one guy. I asked them why they didn't stop or tell me after they found out. They both screamed: Noooo!!! We are happy and we both love you. I saw so confused but... To cut this short, that night... my birthday night was one freaky, awesome and lovely night I will never forget in a hurry. Oh... We kept dating till they both traveled to the states and I traveled out also. So sorry guys, we were talking about these lovely identical twins up there right? Hahahahaha... Congratulations to them. They should be careful though. Now you know what I mean ![]() |
I just don't get it! Why would some stupid/foolish idiots hell bent on fighting for the gods? You can't even fight for yourself and the betterment of your generation and next, instead you choose to fight for Allah and Mohammed. Let the gods fight for themselves. Channel all that energy and anger you have for those that allegedly blasphemed, use that zeal to fight boko haram, bandits, kidnappers, corrupt politicians and government officials! |
If they are all cultists, good for them. Let them eliminate each other and not touch any innocent soul. Nigeria would be a better place without all this fools. Instead of them to invest and push forward for a better life they are busy with cultism. |
Ever8090:Amen and Amen to that brother |
Oga Judge, why didn't you include Buhari and Osinbajo daughters in the list? Useless and corrupt Judge wey mumu, you see your life? Come on gerrarahere! |
theFilmtric:Yes, you can. You can stop smoking and never return to it again. I was a chimney before but I quit smoking since December 31st 2007. Till date I've never had the urge or tried it again |
Iron Mike, we are so sorry we can't allow you to fight this match. You are 2 months pregnant and that won't be healthy for the baby! Sorry ![]() |
Aaah ah! What's all this nonsense? What's even wrong with the dress she's wearing that warrants all the hard time given to this princess. Seems like sharia or whatever doesn't like beautiful things. Rahama Sadau my baby girl, please leave that Northern Nigeria immediately and come over to Hollywood or South Africa here, I will personally adore you like a Queen you are and not all that stress back home. Sharia, arrest, jail my foot! |
Damn it!!! A condom would have saved us from hearing things like this from dumb ass idiots like this ![]() |
And today is my 12th year since I quit smoking. I was a chimney before or should I say locomotive engine ![]() Keep it up bro |
This government is totally useless! Instead of them to block bank accounts of all the Looters in government and politicians, they are now showing their stupidity by blocking #ENDSARS sponsors. We can end this by starting another protest targeting those that have a hand or foot in this! #Endthefreeze or face the youth again! |
They watch Nollywood movies too. Now they will be looking for suspect that looks like him. And anyone that looks like him in that vicinity is in big trouble. The popo are also scared that if they touch voodoo they will turn to something unimaginable ![]() Olopa, you know me right? Don't dare me!!!
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City! Beware of Chidiogo Jota! Atalanta supporters how far nah? Sorry be una name tonight. Reds 4life!!! YNWA
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Frankcallys:Now I am very very happy. This one sweet me ooo ![]()
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I'm a diehard Liverpool fan, Reds 4life!!! But for a special reason best known to me... I just want Arsenal to humiliate my Mad U... sorry I mean my Man U friends today ![]()
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ENTRAPMENT |
Desmond Idiot...sorry I mean Elliott. Haba! Time never reach for you to cry nah. When time reach for you to wail we go tell you paale. Isn't it we are your children?
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Ohoo... Now I know why Klint da drunk jokingly said the truth by calling him Desmond Idiot...sorry Elliott Mr Idiot...sorry Elliott, you see you life?
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He only like her kpekus that's all. And the only thing keeping this guy is the way he enjoy the damn thing. Case closed ![]() |
Criminal. Another embezzlement plan on the way. Abeg, wey this my friend sef...
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Congratulations my man. You sharp die ![]() |
Slawormir!!! Where art thou? Come see ya pikin ooo |
Cocobongo:Namah!!! You expect them to video while their killers are standing right in front of them ready to kill them in the dark right? Don't you know that one flash from your phone in the heat of the situation would have sent a bullet between your sick and demented eyes. Ishi eju (snail head) |
Nonsense! He didn't talk about it because this address was recorded before the Lekki shooting. You clowns were in a hurry to save face and that's why y'all didn't notice till everything come burst ooo
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Now that's my lovely wife talking! Babe, I am solidly behind you okay? |
Criminals!!! Nooo... You are waiting for order from Abuja to start sharing the palliatives in 2022. Clowns � come on gerrarahere |
If you check nicely, you will also find out that Buhari's wife, kids and other family members liked the tweet! Ah aaah... Person no go talk true again? Reno! Come on take your time |
gidgiddy:Seems you haven't read his story very well. Have you forgotten his words before wasting innocent souls? Whether you are innocent or not, that he will waste anyone and let their blood be on his head and that of his family. And there is nothing anyone can do about him killing an innocent person. Secondly, you also forgot that some women are the reason behind their husband brutal behavior towards people. Some women support their husband in everything just to make sure she's getting everything she needs... Money, wealth, power etc. So don't come here and tell us she's not aware of all this evil man did. She and her family were enjoying all the proceeds till now |

