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Do you know Juliet Ibrahim is stupid?

Tomorrow, this one will start shouting.. Domestic violence. And unrap their sh*t on social media

Sharon6:
I wish them well





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for which skin type?

Congratulations!

Chelshit would never learn to keep quiet. #GGMU

Who is Niniola?

U for carry d tin take selfie make we believe you wella :-D

Yes, baby.

Evablizin:
What of those that scored parallel F9

Rochas will erect a statue for them in memory of their mediocrity.

Factfinder1:
Am a girl and am not losed

story..

Differential:
Two idiots

sadist!

Mariinee:
Someone should please tell him not to listen to her.

how?

You don't ask confused people what they need in life.

leofab:
All my NYSC allowee is in my zenith bank and the refused approving my Bvn claiming that I have done it elsewhere.. this is fustrating and won't go well with this fraudulent government if they confiscated my hard earned allowance..

you need to resolve this. May be your personal details doesn't tally

Paying tithes to the so-called Men of God is not in my diary. When people are dying of hunger, why not give it to the needy, orphans and street beggars

widepussy:
virginity is overrated.

because your sex organ has widen

biacan:
So what if you lost yours at 28......what about me wey never loss waiting I go come do

For those of you quoting me to keep your virginity is a choice.....so to lose it is a choice...... I chose to keep mine doesn't mean am stupid.....all my life I've been attending boarding school owned by sister's my dad don't gives us a breathing space even now that I'm staying with my married elder sister in Lagos parent have been on her neck to return me back....... I don't know what else to say...... just feel like crying I can't lie when I know that am speaking the truth please you guys should leave me alone stop calling me names

are you 28?

Rokia2:
No wonder people like Beyoncé don't even follow a single person on Instagram.

Cuz some people will run mad if she follow back.

What's this again. Common like people are going crazy.

After CR7 followed Davido on Instagram. Did you see him walking naked as a madman?

Thank God for your life. You could have made your story elaborate.

I have nothing to say for now

Village girls = naivety, mediocrity and low self esteem

Oga delete this nonsense!

Kimkardashain:

OP, you said 5 girls but am seeing just 3 with one pregnant lady or do i still need my glasses ,

what are you doing here?

Religion is the major problem of Nigeria. Myriads of religious bigots who inadvertently enslaved themselves. Due to their shallow minds, the so-called Men of God dupe them by preaching about prosperity - the only thing that pleasing to their ears. These new generation churches with vague names set up primary schools, higher institutions and medium scale business while the dumb congregations fallow in poverty. Nigerians need to shine their eyes because Pastors are simply ENTREPRENEUR and THIEVES.

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

hahaha thunder fire ur left boobs too

I don see u nah. Oya get out!

Sags just like my scrotum sac

Safiaa:
I'm calm. I'm not shouting. What is your problem?

I have no problem madam but you do.

cuteguy123:
So hey guys here are some ways to woo a girl without using money, money is not everything but everything needs money.
This works best on girls who are single or want a new relationship, of course I wouldn't go with these on a slay queen. They have no brains so lol.

Don't get me wrong. I said without money. This is not in anyway encouraging broke guys o cause money is still needed in the relationship. You guys must go out. You must transport if you have a car you must buy fuel etc. Money needed for all those things.

So here are some ways. If you are cute. This will make you outstanding.

1. Be funny and romantic.

If you want to woo a girl and you are a funny guy, you have an advantage, you can mix this wittiness of yours with romance, be romantic and at the same time be funny, don't just be funny. Be funny and slowly keep a great conversation with her while making your intentions know to her slowly, slowly do this, it will be preferable to do this via chat or in person anyone you feel comfortable with.

Like for example of me being funny.

Girl :she uploaded a very cute dp and I was like

me: babe, this your dp is too cute o, you want to give them boys sleepless night ba, you just they hit anyhow o, even fire self they quench, your own na endless hotness"

She found it funny and she laughed and then I added the romantic funny line

"our babies are going to be very cute, I mean look at how cute their mother is, and of course the daddy which is me is also cute so our combination will be beautiful" and she was like

Girl: oh dear you are very funny.

So you see.

It has even gotten to the point that she enjoys me so much that even if we are suppose to take a bus home she will be like "baby no need lets stroll so we can see things to laugh and gist about and hold hands, it's romantic"

I give her a great conversation that I leave her yearning for more. I am more than best friend and parents combined because I have given her the kind of excitement. Listening ears that she hasn't experienced before.

2. If you have a great voice, sing to her.

Girls love guys who have great voice and can sing, so if you can sing her a romantic short song most of the time. She will definitely fall in love with you. While slowly making your intentions known to her.

3. Be neat and keep a great fashion sense.

Dress responsibly with some mature swag. Not some childish bull shit, if you wanna sag. Sag moderately. It's still cute. Just be yourself. Dress cool. If you keep your hair. Make sure it's well shaved.

Wear good Cologne with beautiful smell.
Brush your teeths.

Just smell good whenever you are around here.

4. Look fit and be cute

I do 30 press up every morning and 30 frog jumps so my up and down body looks fit and it's attractive, drink water and eat moderately so you don't become fat and look unkempt.
Take care of your skin, look fresh and kept. Very important.

5. Take her out to nice places.
Take to cool restaurants, shouldn't be too cheap. Tell her you took her here not because you have the money for it but because you just wanted to make her feel special and that you both are not complete without each other. She will appreciate it. You don't have to take her to expensive places all the time.

You could take her to the cinemas to watch a cool movie. But pop corn. Play with her gently while watching the movie. Kiss her. Hold her hand and enjoy yourselves together.

In summary.

Have a great personality.

Don't be too nice but be nice.

If she asks you for something and you have do for her. If you don't have tell her straight.

If you need help. Ask her too.

Know your worth and let your actions tell her that and you also value yourself. Let your word be your word. Don't act weak. Don't boss her around. Respect her decisions.

Be yourself. Don't act like dangote pikin, humble yourself. She will fall in love with you.

You can get Charles nneji bang rule. Grab a few points from it like I did.

Don't be asshole and start playing around.

The book helped me and I am in a very healthy relationship.

We are like siblings, we look out for each other. She can't stay a day without me. All I did was apply the aforementioned.she is always the one saying baby I love you. She is virtually now obsessed with me. She can't get enough and she wants more.
Keep the excitement in your relationship.

That's all folks.
. Have a great evening.

Only? Why not extent it to 100 ways to Woo a girl. Nonsense

This one dey waste time. When Nollywood dey find person wey go act as Prince of Ekwueke land.

CynthiaChi:
Guys, you gotta understand asking girls that question is kinda annoying.... It's not that we can't think up an answer but it's really difficult to answer that.... instead we prefer if you are specific in your questions... E.g, how old are you? What do you do? What are your hobbies?.... Those kinda stuffs are easier to answer, you ask us to tell you about ourselves and we literally blank out cos we are like 'where are we gonna start from?'...... Okay dudes, imagine you and a girl start talking for the first time and she says 'can you tell me about yourself?'... Honestly now, would you be able to answer that easily?

your comment is cryptic and baseless.

PrimadonnaO:
It's all too cliché. I'd rather a guy asked more specific relevant questions, then subsequently, he'd naturally find out the rest.

But just coming out to say "tell me about yourself" is quite upsetting. Usually for me, that's the point I stop chatting. What does he want, an essay? What's the point, anyway? There's a higher tendency he'll forget all that has been said.

wisdow is different from understanding