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Hottie hottie . This people cashed out massively during PMB REGIME

So mon Missouri ??

debbydams:
When I'm gone will anybody miss me? I'm curious ln

I’m a mumu for love

Cerebellum:
You're a mu..mu

I’m in love with a church girl . This guy head shape and mine no get any difference . Chai I cut my dread and I received a lot of humiliation from some of my folks but the church girl loved it . I’ll be going to church with her next week Sunday . Giving my life to Christ , as lord and my savior . Love is sweet if you’re with the right girl . She Dey take good care of me . She don wake up very early cook , clean my house , even took me to my hub with her car . She promised to come pick me up later in the day . Is my lord not mercy ? .babe kam visiting at hub with a pack of pizza and tiger nut drink some mins ago

My one cent .pls don’t come back to nigeria , I take Allah beg u .instead find money make u get. Your siblings to uae , find work for them and let them start their lives as an adult .UAE is not good , UAE is not good , meh you can’t compare it to that Fractured and God forgotten country called Nigeria, Nigeria is the worst nation on earth , get them to uae , get them better jobs with you little connections .
let them start their own life too .I’m a barrister in muwella Sharja ( I learnt the skill within 3 weeks and I’m doing good for myself now )
Concerning the benefit you can always find a way to go around that as a man
Concerning the properties . Rent the properties out , find a reliable lawyer to help you manage them .

Only men with tiny D**k Dey run enter bush before dem fit ease themselves

Front page thingy

Say me a prayer

Righteousness2:
To GOD be the Glory! The Spirit of GOD is Really one.
Bold and Courageous talk from Leke.

I was So shocked to Hear that.
People need to be Careful. Quit trying to assist or help GOD.
The Church needs to be Careful with what it engages in.
That Dating app move by the Church is a complete Misplacement of priority.
GOD'S Word will not Change because of a Changing World.

Your one cent not mine .

bepositive11:
I don't think you need to have landed before having children. You can also have children at a younger age and grow with them

As long as you have a solid plan in place. After all, the demands of the children will increase exponentially with time as they grow older

Here to read comments . Lawless country .in due time we won’t hear about Silverstein case again. Rip to the young soul and those that has gone before him

Mod will stop deleting your threads when you’re above 18.

He’s telling you the truth as a brother , be sure of what you post on here , even Seun the owner of Nairaland won’t be able to save you when the wrath comes. My one cent . Room still plenty for kirikiri

ikennamadu1:
Oga don't come here and type what you don't know

ONLY U GO CHOP BELLE FULL EWA . In Alhaji Tekno voice

I’ll rather make 82 milllion naira a year working for someone rather than making 8 million working for myself

I’m here to ready comments . Kikiiikiiiikiiii

Reno capping

Jaido

Call your parents and ask them for money , you are a student , it’s your right to ask them . It’s their duties to take good care of you because Na dem force you come this world . Pressurize them , let them know they must be responsible anytime and day you need them . How u wan take excel or get first class when you no get the tools to go around to learn further .

Pumpumking , Omo were

Pumpumking:
..i dont wannna be a plaYA NO MORE & am ready to settle down with a desent lady ONly under this condition:

1. You must were mini sket eveday
2. You muss not nag or complain any time i want some *thingy thingy*
3. You must were thong when u doin exercise
4. U must were towel every morning b4 u serve me break fast
5. U must be ready to gimmme massge 10 time a day plus u must spek good london english
6. U must all ways gimmme moiney witout naggin
7. Lastly & mostly important....u must be ready to shange yor complexion to lightskin or halfcast..u must loook like beyasi (no condition, u must shange color)


Ladies...we ready.. YOU WANT??

Yaba left

Op you’re an OSHINWIN ENIYAN

Onijekuje

Candidlady:
noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

If she no Dey financially bouyant Na big turn off for me , I nor like make you Dey ask me for tfare when u Dey come my house . No ask me for money , I nor be your papa , any girl whey Dey ask you for money , conclude him papa Na useless person . My reason for saying this , a very sensible father will never bring to the world a child he can’t take good care of . So if this happen meh , I’m finna run cuz I can’t date a girl that has useless father . You must be neat , no smells . So help me Jah

officialwdhtv:
What seemed to be the problem? What led to the break up? What turned you off?

Men should comment and women should learn and/or comment on certain disputable comments

Ilamina Omo were , London lanje bayiiiii

Ilamina:
Luckily for me, I was born in London

So I have the normal perfect belly button

Oko ashewo 1 of Nairaland bawo nii

SeaTrade:
Age.

Awon oshiwin eniyan

Mine got handles

Oshinwin eniyan. No go hustle Dey cap about biological or geographical age , you go learn soon in a hard way . My one cent . No go give person daughter belle because of geographical or biological whatever , you go hear am. Una think say maintaining family is easy abi . I pray you don’t learn in a hard way . Having a first child at 45 is not a sin once you have everything to carter for him or her . I’m having my first child by 40 by then my so called investment go don boom and I have always promise myself this . I’ll never get married to a jobless lady , a lady whey hun papa or mama no get money , I prefer a lady from average home . I was born and raised by average parents and I love the way they trained us . Enough food , enough pocket money , no begging around like beggeylly of Nairaland . There fore I’m gonna emulate my parents steps and styles . I think it’s the best . Marry and give birth when you know you can fend for the kids 100 percent . No say I no tell you ooo

If you’re a mugun , ego last and Favour the lady because she will tends to get more cash from you and even wasted your time more than you think , drain you emotionally , if you’re a smart guy , e go last too , you’ll get the totooo with your smartness and make her wanting to dig you all the time .
My little advise : buy Spanish fly , put it in her juice , she go wet and you go get the Kitten easily because she’s gonna call for it no cap.no go dull yourself oo In oworitakpo voice

Your papa Na simp-son too

EvolvedPisces:
Ubunja na simp too..
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