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If you loose weight wetin me I go come loose ?? Bone ??

purples25:
Good one, Eniola. I also want to loose some weight like you too.

I’m interested in knowing what examples it was then . Expatiate

Parashooter:
Bro na lie you talk... I wouldn't want us to drag it but the best line to throw off you talk is...one with God is majority(that one person can cook & community no go chop am finish

My dad is a typical example & I owe it to God

Big words only few can relate

Karemarealty288:
If you cook portage for the community dey go chop am finish.......but if community cook for you can you finish it?

You lack home training , can’t you people mind Una business for once . Why hating on him if you wanna bleach why nor go buy cream and if you lack finances you can beg on here we will surely give a helping hand

treatise:
Rather than treat your bleached legs you're hunting innocent animals.

Epele , Nairaland minister for health and culture

saphiere:
Fresh meat prepared in a dirty environment with dirty materials. Tomorrow when they die of infections they will blame village people.

Cheese

Greatdand007:
My agent said I will get a job am a genius I have great skills

I hail oooo

Iyaebe:
My aunt's curse is still following this man,never hurt and maltreat a woman that truly loves you.

I don’t know the Name of the place but it’s 52 k in Cotonou

Elcid1:
What of in Cotonou , how much and where?

Before 72 hours . Check their accredited clinic online . 100 dhiram.if you’re flying on Saturday . It advisable you do it today

Elcid1:
Pls where can I do the covid test in Dubai and what's the rule? Like is it within or before 72hrs my flight day.

Luck brother

Ikxim:
good day house, great job here! how possible is it to get a job from Nigeria from those sites in the first page?

Na real juju

Drizzy5001:
A 21Year old car for 1.9million? NO BE JUJU BE THAT?

Attention attention attention. Pls don’t pay anyone any money when you’re coming from uae to Nigeria . When you get to airport some dubious people are working with the airline officials to dupe people for travelling permit charges #54,000. This happened to my room mate .when he got to Nigeria he realized that the permit was fake plus a lot of people at the arrival also got fake permit too . Pls shine your eyes At uae airport . If they ask you for travelling permit create a scene let police come and settle it . Our Nigerian brothers has started their useless act abroad again . I wish he took their pics , would have gotten that to the Kanpur office or police station over here . Pls shine your eyes . If you have any question you can ask .plus no company is doing work visa for any Nigeria for now . Don’t give agent money to find you work from Nigeria , you can get job by yourself . If you are coming to find job here . It’s advisable you enter with one month visa so as to avoid agent taking too much of your money visa extension is very cheap here in uae compare to what agent is taking from our people in Nigeria .

Damn shittt

Quick dna to know if others are even yours , trust is a mugun not a maga

Breeze111:
Jess even me this matter over me, papa ijeoma won run mad. I they even pity am.

I go just give una the story how my client give me..

My name is papa ijeoma, I have three kids. A daughter and two son, the girl is the first. I Am just a road side mechanic managing life with my family though am normally busy so I do come back in the night.
I’m
For twelve years of marriage I have never had issue with my wife nor-suspected any mistrust or cheat. We have live very happy not until on Tuesday(2days back) when I came back from work very early and it was because she is hosting their women wing ex-co meeting in the house that day.

So when I came back she was in the kitchen as God would have it her fone was on the center table in parlour, the phone rang, it was on silence(but on vibration) so I was on call with one of my boys in the shop could not tell her to come and pick her call.

As soon as I drop my call I say to myself (this children have put their mother phone on silent again) not knowing she was the one that put it. I pick the phone to remove it from silent, I saw the miss call emma(I trust the wife wai I get for house die, so I no send) not up to 5second a message enter from this same emma via sms(you know android phone na them go pop up the sms untop for your screen).

I saw 'my world' sharply I open the sms and it was (my world you have been avoiding me why!! Have miss you lying beside me on my bed) immediately my eyes started turning me, my head began to hot like fire.

Sharply I enter watsap of which have never done before(though in my house we don't put security lock on phone my rules) I saw that same Emma again on WhatsApp message, I screw up-up and began to see message like hope you are taking care of my child Emma, because that is the name of my suppose last child.

So she name him after her ex-guy. I ran to her in the kitchen to confront her immediately she just knelt down and started crying uncontrollable and confessing that the last child is for her ex who came back from outside the country few years ago and started disturbing her. Have called her parent and my parent they say they we be coming by weekend.

She use advantage of me because she knew am a very quite person in nature.

Right now I just feel like dying don't know if I should divorce her quietly or forgive her, but she is claiming to be really sorry. (but Las-Las I love this woman die just don't know why she betray me like this).

BRO SINGLE MOTHER IS SINGLE MOTHER , DONT JUSTIFY WHAT IS NOT JUSTIFY ABLE AND DONT DARE TO MARRY ONE , I BEG YOU WITH THE NAME OF GOD THE EXPERIENCE IS NOT ALWAYS FINE

SyrusdeHansome:
What so many guys don't knw is that not every single mother is a LovePeddler. So many girls got pregnant after trying sex just once. Some of them got pregnant as a result of rape. They had the choice of terminating the pregnancy but refused to commit the sin of fornication nd murder. Not all virgins r good 4 marriage. Being a virgin doesn't necessarily translate to having the needed character that will sustain marriage. There's more to marriage than sex mbok. Let's drop this bias narrative abt single mothers cos the dfrns b/w them nd some of ur saint girlfrnds who r fun of aborting their 2day nd future babies is that they were bold enof to keep the pregnancy out of love 4 the innocent foetus. As 4 me peace of mind is what i need in marriage so if its a single mother that'll give that to me then i'll happily marry her.

Start selling raw food stuffs . Don’t do bitcoin , don’t do Uber business, don’t open brt99ja , no sell clothes oo . Invest in raw food biz , you’ll never regret . Raw food biz coupled with pos infront of your store . Do home delivery and others within 2 years your money will multiply

cuteralph101:
Hi Nlanders, I just moved to Lagos and its a whole new feeling being out of Lagos for 5 years. Like a prodigal son I've returned to the land of opportunities. Right now I'm having a hard time to figure out what business to venture in. My uncle gave me a week to decide on any business of my choice but honestly there are just too many to think of. Any idea would be appreciated. Target startup capital is 2m to 5m.

Trust is a mugun

I can hook you up with one but don’t come back crying like a baby

BurntSoul:
Single mom with just a kid is not that bad tho

Don’t donate : build the hospital instead and employ the unemployed

Uae and their strategy to gain money from us

You will never get over Churchill I speak �

Very very dumb

Davash222:
This is the dumbest words I've read my entire life!

Like, he should protect a prostitute that committed adultery on National TV?


It's very difficult to find a Nigerian girl with sound reasoning.

Too much money hun

God , he needed money to buy sniper , pls don’t give him , his presence on here is eminent on this platform

Davash222:
You no get money, you wan travel...who you wan go meet

Yes

cucumbar:
you went through other countries? I want to go on vacation there, but don’t have 14 days to spare in Cotonou or Ghana because of work

Go to uk or Canada boss , you can do better business in this two countries , auto dealership . Dubai is not for you if you ate holding that kind of money : Dubai is a beautiful prison for Africans mostly Nigerians . I’m here for tourist and leaving in a few days but the Africans I have been meeting so far complain bitterly . I used the opportunity to learn the barrister art ( coffee designing and even got the coffee Estoria machine so that I’ll be able to make myself nice coffee in Nigeria and I can even start training people in Nigeria how to make art

kinz17:
with 10m bro can someone come down there to do business

This people are just freaking secret… ful . They don’t even show us the pics of the shoter or the shotee . If Na Nigeria you go don see a lot of pics . They try to protect their country image to the least course on the main stream media

Chop off his right hand

The lord is your strength

Cryptic247:
Had a fling with one girl 1st of August along the line condom broke and i noticed 20-30 seconds later and pulled out, I replaced the condom and continued. 4 days after I start noticing symptoms of Gonorrhea (was having a yellowish discharge from my penis). Went to the doctor and treated it for 7 good days and it was gone. I flew to another country 14 days after I start to feel a very mild headache That kept on for like 7 days and more, then on the 27th of August I concluded that it’s best I run a HIV test. I choosed the 4th generation AG-AB Evolis method that can detect HIV Antibodies and P24 as early as two weeks after exposure. Test came out Negative after four days being 30th August (today). I am not having any other symptom apart from mild headache which my doctor told me it is dehydration that I should drink 3.7 liters of water daily. I plan to run another 4th generation test after 2 months just to be sure. Please be sure to protect yourself while having sex, very important. The thought of having it almost sent me overboard.