₦airaland Forum

Frankiss44:
The battle for the soul of Rivers state is getting even more interesting.. What I don't understand is why Wike will be offering that kind money when it is already too late for the AAC candidate to pull out of the race...

That question you raised is the only reason why this 3billion bullshit is a huge lie.

Adeniyii2017:
Baba move!!

No be wetin we they talk about.. Sir!

Guy you are rude and unteachable. Your analysis have been proven wrong several times here yet you are still insisting whilst it's obvious that you are wrong.

You don't have to talk down ppl who correct you. 99.9% of schools in Germany will wholeheartedly accept WAEC and NECO certificate as entrance exam so before you talk again, think. Or better this park well and keep shut

Through the anus and I also thought adults were born as adults big as they are

omojesu202:
everybody's birthday is unique to them... what makes 24th March special
people like us born on the 1st self, we no dey disturb.
well, happy birthday.

Haha lol, thanks

crafteck:
His... U dat u did not haf a shush talkless of congregation.... Joke..
Happy birthday bro.

Lol thanks bro

Mutecgold92:
Happy birthday brotherly. May the inscrutable great geometrician of the universe perfect all that concerns you and bless your new age

Amen, thanks

Felixalex:
I said it about a week ago and it's happening now. APC supporters are hypocrites and can support evil to any lengths just to hear that they won elections. If u speak against the evil happening, u are a PDP wailer or ipob abi ipod.

Nigeria is filled with evil ppl and you're one of them.

Guys wish me happy birthday too. 24th March is a unique date. Happy birthday to meeeee

Hope you shagged her very well sha..

Invite your olosho gf over to the house, give her some resounding slaps and make sure that's the last time she'll ever see you. Damn! That babe is a LovePeddler.

barbwire2:
So I met this girl in school through a female friend, the friend was my neighbor though. So one night she invited her friend over for a nite and after that night the girl in question started asking me out and she made sure that i cut ties with that my neighbor. We started dating afterwards nd wd both broke up from our current relationshipz then.
But after a month that was when my wahala started, her phone got spoilt some days to her birthday and i gave her mine to use in order to post pictures and invite friends too because she wanted to celebrate it, little did i know dat she was sending nudes and also wanted to go fetch with a politician in town to raise money for the birthday. After i found out she cried and pleaded for forgiveness nd truth is i myself i cried cause I was devastated, but I still forgave her and even sponsored the birthday myself.
After dat three months after i went through her gbwhatsapp and discovered she hid some chats, I was able to decode the password and lo and behold she has been sending nudes to several other men and even traveled on a Sunday to havs unprotected sex with one of them and she was planning on going again, the same Sunday she left my room claiming to go to church. I was shocked in my anus. She cried and begged but I found it hard to forgive her which I eventually did but it took me months to get over it because sometimes i would just chat her up and tell her it's over because I can't harbor the pains anymore, she would plead nd beg and she even involved my friends and my siblings to help her beg. Hmmm. E no easy.
I got over that and warned her that the next time she repeats same I would post her nudes online and tell the world both on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter anx and even here on nairaland. But she assured me she had changed.
Now my greatest fear was that because she was into pageantry and she currently is the face of culture and tourism for one of these pageantry stuffs she would find it difficult to resist this men that will always ask for sex before any sort of sponsorship. Hmmm.
Hmmm. During the ASUU strike we all went home and i was relieved that she would stay clear from these useless men but omo right there at home she still cheated again o. She met her childhood friend and he came to visit her, and whilst they were together in the house alone she threw herself at him and started kissing this dude. And in her chats she was like she couldn't hold herself back anymore, she was soo into him and had to kiss him.. Darn. I was heart broken for the umpteenth time. I called her friend who stays in the same street with her to help me describe the dude and the discription was pathetic. Soo my girlfriend is a LovePeddler and a nympho? I couldn't believe dis. Darn.. I confronted her and all she does is beg, cry, fall sick. Just as usual. Am so done with her cheating ass but she keeps begging. My ex is willing to take me back but this my girlfriend aka olosho is calling and threatening her. See me see case o. Wetin man go do...

TroubleMaker47:
Hollup hollup hollup!
You mean the pioneer of "our mumu don do" is the chief executive of Iberiberism?
Chaii

PrimadonnaO:
I swear, I was laughing when I was reading the OP's post. He wants to know if she's giving him green light when the babe is only using him to catch trips and feeling cool with herself.

So, it reminded me how guys just can't help themselves. Some of them will make women issues their top priority. How laughable!

I laughed too sha. Cuz it reminded me of those days wey I no get mind to toast babe. Chai but no nairaland to ask..... Eh oya help the guy with your own advise

AdsenseSnow:
who is this black ugly olosho tout? and why is she with this beautiful dog? I need answers

I wan buy adsense and website

Buy sense not Adsense. You need it! Pm me, I have some sense for sale

How is this your cry related to the matter at hand. Oya get out of this thread now, it's for guys

PrimadonnaO:


One thing really amuses me...and it is that, in spite of all the wailings and misogynistic tendencies these boys display on Nairaland, they still can't stay away from women. They run after women like the air they breathe... and worse still, most of them who wail on here the most end up with the real reformed or still-active oloshos...because they are incapable of attracting and keeping better women.

Y'all keep going from thread to thread bashing women and making silly generic statements. It speaks volumes about who you really are... and sadly it almost changes nothing.

fuckerstard:
Animal kingdom sef no worse reach 9ja..



With this kind of dunce around, we still have a lot to do.

Same thing I've been saying.

After reading any post on Nairaland, the only thing I can deduce is that Nigeria can NEVER unite. Damn! The hatred is too much.

Ppl don't reason other ppls comments without their tribes at the back of their minds. Igbos are pigs, yorubas are ritualists, hausas are extremists. So what? So fucking what?

It's even more painful that he died in this shithole Nigeria. RIP bro

Uncle please disregard that selfish agent and go to Germany. What kind of suggestion is that?

FredUmar:
Good morning house. Pls am kinda confused but need ur opinion on this pls
I got admission this summer to greifswald and have gone for interview..i planned using SL but was disappointed by my aunt and have no means for raising the BA fund..so after my interview I gave up my quest for Deutschland..and started processing and have even paid for another migration package (Canada) thinking I will be given a conditional AM . Then monday to be precise i got AM without funding or BA and no condition attached that I should send my passport and insurance to d embassy and specify my date of travel..first I was sceptical but my agent handling my recent migration package told me to get the visa since i have a virgin passport and travel for enrolment at the school, then I should come back and continue my biometrics for my new migration plan..he said if I book early I might not spend more than 450k , since my enrolment ends 29th March.. so he suggested going to Germany for my enrolment with a return ticket will boost my on going application (so as to hv a travel history)...however, I have sent my passport & insurance to d embassy awaiting their stamping...i have b4 my interview applied to several schools for winter 2019 (Godforbid,just incase the new migration plan flops) and hv even gotten an admission from one of the schools for winter
..the issue is I really need the opinion of the house about my current predicament ..should i travel to Germany to acknowledge my "to be"stamped visa and how much it might cost to spend a week there for my enrolment and flight ticket (return ticket, if it's cheaper)..cos if my new plan flops, I will still resort to Germany again during winter, So I wouldn't wana go and jam paulinus for another interview this winter..thanks for ur kind opinion

Goztino:
Please gurus in the house, I applied to another university last night and I made a mistake.

They asked for my first name and I wrote my full name, they asked for my surname and I also wrote my full name.

Example.
First Name: Okonkwo Gbenga
Family name : Okonkwo Gbenga

Thereby making my Name to be repeatedly displayed as Okonkwo Gbenga Okonkwo Gbenga.
Before I discovered the mistake, I had already submitted the application.
Please is that mistake enough to deny one Admission?
Is there anything I can do to salvage that situation?
All my documents are correct and names written properly

Guys please I have an online account with uni assist. I have certified my docs at the high court here in ph. Now what's the next step to do? Most of the schools I'm applying for will start accepting applications from April. I can't send any documents to Uni assist unless I choose a school right?

Freeman59:
Guys I want to use my TOEFL results to apply. Now I know I have to ask ETS to forward my results to uniassist but for the meantime can I certify the PDF printout and send to them as proof??

Guys make una answer this question na

ladyb4sure:
please do you have uni-assist code for the ETS mailing? I have options of 4 free institution ETS can send my score to before my exam date, tried adding uni-assist to the list as I have added other school but the details is not popping out. I tried using uni-assist e.V. 11507 Berlin GERMANY it didn't work out, any help?

2727 is the code

Guys I want to use my TOEFL results to apply. Now I know I have to ask ETS to forward my results to uniassist but for the meantime can I certify the PDF printout and send to them as proof??

dailydolar:
yes I have always done mine atvfederalbhigh court PH its immediately batter the state high court

Correct.

Champion100:
Yes, they will accept it.

Thanks. Going tomorrow

vinlyreeks:
It's okay if all your school application are Uniassist based but if you have some schools to apply to directly you might as well check exclusively for their certification guidelines Coz some schools request for embassy certification only
Bless up

Bless up man. Thanks

Guten Morgen guys. Please I'd love to know if I can certify my docs in the high court here in port Harcourt. Hope uniassist will accept it.

Danke

Fabcol:
Get your transcript from your school(would advise you get the official one)
Make photocopies of the transcript and certify the photocopies( the certification can be done at the high court, notary public or the German embassy)
N/b- the amount of schools you are applying to will determine the amount of copies you are to certify but if all your schools are thru uniassist then u need send only one certified copy.

Thanks, so much love here.

Deustchemann:
First thing is to know whether your school is using Uni-assist or not. Then, you can obtain your transcript from your department/school. Make photocopies according to the number of schools you're applying to. Take these copies to court for certification (this depends on the school).
As regarding Uni-assist, you can scan and upload original copies of your documents on their site. After which you have to send the certified copies via courier to them.
If your school is not using Uni-assist, then they'll either use online or offline or combination of both for application.
If it's online only, there's no need to certify. Just scan and upload your documents to their site.
If it's offline only, you only need to send your documents to them via courier (some can ask for ordinary photocopies, some ask for certified copies)
If it's combination, you'll upload online, and then send to them via courier.

To the best of my knowledge, These are the various modes of applications I've seen so far.

Hope you're clear? If you still have any questions, feel free to ask.

Bro thanks

Guys please I'd like to start preparing my docs. Should I apply for a student visa and scan and send it to uniassist or should the transcript be sent directly to uniassist or to each school I'm applying to?

Good day guys. I'm new here. I'll be applying to Uni Magdeburg, I hear they'll start applying for winter from Apr 15 please anyone applying there should link up with me let's share ideas.

Electrical Engineering masters
3.63GPA

Also I need other good schools that give admission. Please help with suggestions.


Thanks all